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(Some Guy)   Jail tells inmates they cannot "just sleep all day." So they riot   (wptz.com) divider line 145
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2008-10-20 11:51:35 AM
Maybe they were up all night.

/slaughter ftw
 
2008-10-20 11:52:34 AM
You would think they would encourage sleeping all day. Are we really concerned about keeping prisoners healthy? Ohio proved that fat inmates die by lethal injection just as well as the lean kind.
 
2008-10-20 11:53:24 AM
They're in jail! The fark are they supposed to do other than sleep, read and pump iron in the yard?
 
Cog
2008-10-20 11:55:41 AM
Eat_At_Milliways: They're in jail! The fark are they supposed to do other than sleep, read and pump iron in the yard?

I hear anal rape is a popular pastime in prison.
 
2008-10-20 11:58:20 AM
Some Rutland residents who live near the jail said they weren't notified that an incident was under way at the jail.

Who gives a fark? Live by a prison, die by a prison.
 
2008-10-20 12:49:40 PM
Eat_At_Milliways: They're in jail! The fark are they supposed to do other than sleep, read and pump iron in the yard?

And the article isn't clear on whether it's a "jail" or "prison." If it's like a county jail, they may not even get access to a yard, in which case your options may be limited to sleeping, reading, watching TV, and pacing around the room.
 
2008-10-20 12:59:10 PM
Shoot everyone in the riot. I think that would cut down on the mob mentality.
If you're in jail for killing or raping, I don't care about you anymore.
 
2008-10-20 01:50:13 PM
Having been inside prisons for work before, I'd say that inmates sleeping all day is not a bad policy.
 
2008-10-20 02:19:24 PM

Jail tells inmates they cannot "just sleep all day." So they riot


At least they're getting some exercise.
 
2008-10-20 02:22:05 PM
Is it just me, or would it be in the jail's best interests to just let them sleep so they stay quiet and don't cause trouble? WTF else should they be doing?
 
2008-10-20 02:22:53 PM
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....predicted this.
 
2008-10-20 02:24:11 PM
Would anyone REALLY mind if we executed everyone currently behind bars?

Just this once?

Seriously, let's get it over with. They contribute nothing to society and should be expunged.
 
2008-10-20 02:24:26 PM
Any man caught sleeping all day spends a night in the box.
 
2008-10-20 02:25:50 PM
crazyeddie: Would anyone REALLY mind if we executed everyone currently behind bars?

Just this once?

Seriously, let's get it over with. They contribute nothing to society and should be expunged.


So should you. I declare you to have no redeeming qualities.
 
2008-10-20 02:26:20 PM
crazyeddie: Would anyone REALLY mind if we executed everyone currently behind bars?

Just this once?

Seriously, let's get it over with. They contribute nothing to society and should be expunged.


I hope you're trolling.
 
2008-10-20 02:27:19 PM
I work for the NIEHS doing breast cancer research crazyeddie. I also served 3 years in federal prison. Is that a sufficient contribution to society for you?
 
2008-10-20 02:28:11 PM
Sleeping all day policy will be extended if obama is elected.
 
2008-10-20 02:28:28 PM
crazyeddie: Would anyone REALLY mind if we executed everyone currently behind bars?

Just this once?

Seriously, let's get it over with. They contribute nothing to society and should be expunged.


~They see me Trollin' The front page...~
 
2008-10-20 02:28:50 PM
Heroic Poser: Shoot everyone in the riot. I think that would cut down on the mob mentality.
If you're in jail for killing or raping, I don't care about you anymore.


Okay, so what if you're in there for something else, like DWI or drug possession, now you do care? What are you going to do, send them a care package?
 
2008-10-20 02:29:35 PM
crazyeddie 2008-10-20 02:24:11 PM
Would anyone REALLY mind if we executed everyone currently behind bars?
Just this once?
Seriously, let's get it over with. They contribute nothing to society and should be expunged.


I thought this was way too obvious, but you caught a couple right away.
 
2008-10-20 02:31:17 PM
rfant: Sleeping all day policy will be extended if obama is elected.

That's some fine critical thought there Lou. McCain says you should go jump off a bridge.
 
2008-10-20 02:31:59 PM
No responsibilities, 3 square meals, and a day of sleeping, working out and hanging with your peeps.

This prison thing sounds pretty good.

/Hope my fellow inmates let me watch Meet the Press on Sunday morning.
 
2008-10-20 02:32:55 PM
remiq.net
 
2008-10-20 02:33:09 PM
You know who else like to judge?
 
2008-10-20 02:33:30 PM
CrankMyBlueSax: Ohio proved that fat inmates die by lethal injection just as well as the lean kind.

Plus you get more soap, and morbidly obese inmates can't riot nearly as effectively as inmates who are more fit. Win-win.
 
2008-10-20 02:34:10 PM
I don't want to work,
I just want to bang on my cellmate all day.
 
2008-10-20 02:34:46 PM
Bring back the cockchafer. Make them earn their keep.


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2008-10-20 02:35:24 PM
This prison. I tell you, they treat you like some kind of law breaking person. They way they order you around. It's like they're people who guard people. If it weren't for the razor wire, the people with guns and a plea agreement I made with the state, I'd leave.
 
2008-10-20 02:35:35 PM
No Shawshank quotes yet? For Shame Farkers.

Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.
 
2008-10-20 02:37:10 PM
crazyeddie
Would anyone REALLY mind if we executed everyone currently behind bars?

Just this once?

Seriously, let's get it over with. They contribute nothing to society and should be expunged.


I remember my wacko father telling me the same thing in the 50's but about men who visited adult movie houses (pre-internet). Died a bitter old man with no friends. That will probably be your fate too if you don't lighten up. Hmmm, maybe you ARE a bitter old man, now. Sad.
 
2008-10-20 02:37:14 PM
I've been to jail so I'm really getting a kick...
 
2008-10-20 02:38:43 PM
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"A riot is an ugly thing... . undt, I tink, that it is chust about time ve had vun."
 
2008-10-20 02:38:47 PM
Cog: I hear anal rape is a popular pastime in prison.

Nope - there was a study done to find out just how popular it was. And the answer was, not very.

On the other hand, in women's prisons, they were surprised the other way.

True story. ;-)
 
2008-10-20 02:39:01 PM
videodetective.com
 
2008-10-20 02:40:01 PM
opiumpoopy: Cog: I hear anal rape is a popular pastime in prison.

Nope - there was a study done to find out just how popular it was. And the answer was, not very.

On the other hand, in women's prisons, they were surprised the other way.

True story. ;-)


I heard that anal gangrape was popular with 9 out of 10 people.
 
2008-10-20 02:40:26 PM
Cog: Eat_At_Milliways: They're in jail! The fark are they supposed to do other than sleep, read and pump iron in the yard?

I hear anal rape is a popular pastime in prison.


OR they could toss some salads.
 
2008-10-20 02:40:28 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu: I don't want to work,
I just want to bang on my cellmate all day.


Fixed it
 
2008-10-20 02:40:56 PM
crazyeddie: Would anyone REALLY mind if we executed everyone currently behind bars?

The last time I took advice from a guy named crazyeddie, things didn't turn out very well. :(
 
2008-10-20 02:42:09 PM
Treygreen13: opiumpoopy: Cog: I hear anal rape is a popular pastime in prison.

Nope - there was a study done to find out just how popular it was. And the answer was, not very.

On the other hand, in women's prisons, they were surprised the other way.

True story. ;-)

I heard that anal gangrape was popular with 9 out of 10 people.


img.photobucket.com
 
2008-10-20 02:42:58 PM
HiveKrZ: I work for the NIEHS doing breast cancer research crazyeddie. I also served 3 years in federal prison. Is that a sufficient contribution to society for you?

Okay so there's ONE guy. Way to ruin a good time for the rest of us.
 
2008-10-20 02:47:21 PM
No mention of tasers in the article. This would have been a fine time to use tasers.
 
2008-10-20 02:49:51 PM
Heroic Poser: Shoot everyone in the riot. I think that would cut down on the mob mentality.
If you're in jail for killing or raping, I don't care about you anymore.


It's a jail, not a prison. People aren't in jail for killing or raping. Those are felonies, and felons go to prison. So put away the hardon you have for shooting people, kthx.
 
2008-10-20 02:52:01 PM
They see me trollin'. They hatin'.

Seriously, though, if you are in jail for murder or rape, society would be better off if we executed you and used your body to feed livestock.

So sorry if that offends some felons in the thread, but if you can't play by society's rules, get ready to face some harsh consequences.
 
2008-10-20 02:54:13 PM
YixilTesiphon: I heard that anal gangrape was popular with 9 out of 10 people.

That is a misleading diagram. It only indicates 7 out of 8 people.
 
2008-10-20 02:59:37 PM
crazyeddie: Seriously, though, if you are in jail for murder or rape, society would be better off if we executed you and used your body to feed livestock.

So sorry if that offends some felons in the thread, but if you can't play by society's rules, get ready to face some harsh consequences.


First: "rape" has many degrees, from the statutory rape of consensual sex between two fifteen year olds to violent gang rape of a grandmother, so you should really qualify a broad statement like that.
Second: murder, too, has degrees, and many murderers have absolutely no likelihood of recidivism. Your argument makes more sense if you apply it to those who practice armed robbery, which has a very high rate of recidivism.
 
2008-10-20 02:59:43 PM
fireclown: YixilTesiphon: I heard that anal gangrape was popular with 9 out of 10 people.

That is a misleading diagram. It only indicates 7 out of 8 people.


2 were on the bottom.
 
2008-10-20 03:00:13 PM
fireclown: That is a misleading diagram. It only indicates 7 out of 8 people.

One went out for condoms, and the other was the guy taking the picture for the diagram.
 
2008-10-20 03:01:04 PM
What are they supposed to do instead? Play checkers?

Dipshiat administrators needlessly caused destruction and put their own mens' lives in danger with a poorly thought-out policy.
 
2008-10-20 03:01:24 PM
crazyeddie: Seriously, though, if you are in jail for murder or rape, society would be better off if we executed you and used your body to feed livestock.

So sorry if that offends some felons in the thread, but if you can't play by society's rules, get ready to face some harsh consequences.


Perhaps you should stand on a corner in Northeast Philly or on Spring Street in Trenton and offer your insights for public edification.
 
2008-10-20 03:01:28 PM
Treygreen13: "I heard that anal gangrape was popular with 9 out of 10 people."

The 9 raping the 10th guy are okay with it. The 10th guy receiving it probably isn't a fan.
 
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