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(Reuters)   Make up a caption for this guy taking the temperature for the polar bear swim   (wwwi.reuters.com) divider line 173
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2003-01-02 07:04:57 PM  
SHRINKAGE!!
 
2003-01-02 07:06:25 PM  
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2003-01-02 07:10:51 PM  
"Quick! Someone please write me a will!"
 
2003-01-02 07:50:08 PM  
"Ok, so I'm no Jesus. Sue me."
 
2003-01-02 08:07:13 PM  
Through an inexplicable yet horrific miscommunication error, George slowly approaches the polar bear with a rectal thermometer.
 
2003-01-02 08:08:33 PM  
"Um... Noah?... hey!... you remember that day you bought all that wood and I said you were a crazy farkin' bastard?... yeah, haha!... um... you knew I was just jokin', right?..."
 
2003-01-02 08:13:48 PM  
"AAAAHHHGHH!!! HELP!!! CANDIRU!!!"
 
2003-01-02 08:19:06 PM  
"Brrrr."

Or...

"Hey! Isn't this the thing that was plugging the hole in the dike?"

Or...

"We did find this umbrella, but I'm afraid Mary Poppins has drowned."
 
2003-01-02 08:24:44 PM  
"This guy behind me is playing grab-ass!"
 
2003-01-02 08:28:04 PM  
"I got excited and it broke off! HELP!"
 
2003-01-02 08:31:31 PM  
"... and I know that my heart will go on..."
 
2003-01-02 10:22:59 PM  
"Curse you Dynamic Duo! Waa waa waa waa..."
 
2003-01-02 10:37:58 PM  
"M-m-m-my p-p-p-peener's c-c-c-cold"
 
2003-01-02 10:44:09 PM  
[image from lionking.org too old to be available]
 
2003-01-02 11:15:44 PM  
I say, did anyone lose their penis?
 
2003-01-02 11:17:33 PM  
Boy do I look silly, why I am swimming and holding an umbrella.
 
2003-01-02 11:50:29 PM  
Ah gee, thanks for the freakin umbrella, lord knows you wouldn't want me to get wet, you GODDAMN SOCIOPATHS!!!
 
2003-01-03 12:34:02 AM  
"My... my neeples! My neeples have broken off!"
 
2003-01-03 12:34:37 AM  
UN weapons inspector Hans Dickface holds up a firing pin from a nuke found in Saddams palace pool.
 
2003-01-03 12:35:05 AM  
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2003-01-03 12:35:43 AM  
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2003-01-03 12:35:46 AM  
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2003-01-03 12:36:26 AM  
"ahhh look at this umbrella over my head, its freakin freezing in here mr. biglesworth!"

now with voting..
 
2003-01-03 12:36:40 AM  
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2003-01-03 12:36:40 AM  
"We're gonna need a bigger boat!"
 
2003-01-03 12:36:44 AM  
Dumbass nearly frezzes to death. Future Darwin award being engraved now.
 
2003-01-03 12:37:57 AM  
"Yeah Esther, i got the damn cigarette you dropped, now you have to sex me up.."
 
2003-01-03 12:38:12 AM  
"zee plug! it iz too zmall!"
 
2003-01-03 12:39:20 AM  
the water looks cold.
 
2003-01-03 12:39:24 AM  
"Ill give anyone this doobie, if they can just make the rain STOP!!!!"
 
2003-01-03 12:39:36 AM  
Tonight on the Wonderful World of Disney, Walt conducts the Atlantis Philharmonic.
 
2003-01-03 12:39:41 AM  
Out of work for quite some time, "Mean" Gene Okerlund slowly began going insane.
 
2003-01-03 12:39:59 AM  
"I sure am glad I have this umbrella, I wouldn't want to get wet now..."
 
2003-01-03 12:40:04 AM  
"She's Flooded!"
 
2003-01-03 12:40:21 AM  
"I swear the rain usually comes from up there."
 
2003-01-03 12:41:13 AM  
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2003-01-03 12:41:13 AM  
Good God, this polar bear has become a small black pen vibrator!
 
2003-01-03 12:41:24 AM  
When the thermometer pops up, you will know your Crazy Guy is ready to serve.
 
2003-01-03 12:41:45 AM  
I asked for a boat, not an umbrella!
 
2003-01-03 12:42:17 AM  
"Don't flush!"
 
2003-01-03 12:43:53 AM  
"excuse me, can i have a larger straw?...soon?"
 
2003-01-03 12:43:55 AM  
I'll get you Batman! For my name isn't PENGUIN!!
 
2003-01-03 12:44:01 AM  
"My Balance is now perfect."
 
2003-01-03 12:44:30 AM  
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2003-01-03 12:44:54 AM  
"It's colder than a witch's tit!""
 
2003-01-03 12:45:01 AM  
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2003-01-03 12:45:02 AM  
"Oh, Jim! Thank God you're here! The toilet overflowed again."
 
2003-01-03 12:45:47 AM  
It's raining men ! Hallelujah !
 
2003-01-03 12:45:58 AM  
wheres the whales butt hole.
 
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