Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Reuters)   Make up a caption for this guy taking the temperature for the polar bear swim   ( divider line
    More: Caption, Contests  
•       •       •

7986 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Jan 2003 at 12:31 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

120 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Votes

Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all

Skipped 57 non-voting comments in this thread
Show all
or log in to change this
2003-01-02 07:04:57 PM  
2003-01-02 07:10:51 PM  
"Quick! Someone please write me a will!"
2003-01-02 07:50:08 PM  
"Ok, so I'm no Jesus. Sue me."
2003-01-02 08:07:13 PM  
Through an inexplicable yet horrific miscommunication error, George slowly approaches the polar bear with a rectal thermometer.
2003-01-02 08:08:33 PM  
"Um... Noah?... hey!... you remember that day you bought all that wood and I said you were a crazy farkin' bastard?... yeah, haha!... um... you knew I was just jokin', right?..."
2003-01-02 08:13:48 PM  
2003-01-02 08:19:06 PM  


"Hey! Isn't this the thing that was plugging the hole in the dike?"


"We did find this umbrella, but I'm afraid Mary Poppins has drowned."
2003-01-02 08:24:44 PM  
"This guy behind me is playing grab-ass!"
2003-01-02 08:28:04 PM  
"I got excited and it broke off! HELP!"
2003-01-02 08:31:31 PM  
"... and I know that my heart will go on..."
2003-01-02 10:22:59 PM  
"Curse you Dynamic Duo! Waa waa waa waa..."
2003-01-02 10:37:58 PM  
"M-m-m-my p-p-p-peener's c-c-c-cold"
2003-01-02 10:44:09 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2003-01-02 11:15:44 PM  
I say, did anyone lose their penis?
2003-01-02 11:17:33 PM  
Boy do I look silly, why I am swimming and holding an umbrella.
2003-01-02 11:50:29 PM  
Ah gee, thanks for the freakin umbrella, lord knows you wouldn't want me to get wet, you GODDAMN SOCIOPATHS!!!
2003-01-03 12:34:02 AM  
"My... my neeples! My neeples have broken off!"
2003-01-03 12:34:37 AM  
UN weapons inspector Hans Dickface holds up a firing pin from a nuke found in Saddams palace pool.
2003-01-03 12:36:26 AM  
"ahhh look at this umbrella over my head, its freakin freezing in here mr. biglesworth!"

now with voting..
2003-01-03 12:36:40 AM  
"We're gonna need a bigger boat!"
2003-01-03 12:36:44 AM  
Dumbass nearly frezzes to death. Future Darwin award being engraved now.
2003-01-03 12:37:57 AM  
"Yeah Esther, i got the damn cigarette you dropped, now you have to sex me up.."
2003-01-03 12:38:12 AM  
"zee plug! it iz too zmall!"
2003-01-03 12:39:20 AM  
the water looks cold.
2003-01-03 12:39:24 AM  
"Ill give anyone this doobie, if they can just make the rain STOP!!!!"
2003-01-03 12:39:36 AM  
Tonight on the Wonderful World of Disney, Walt conducts the Atlantis Philharmonic.
2003-01-03 12:39:41 AM  
Out of work for quite some time, "Mean" Gene Okerlund slowly began going insane.
2003-01-03 12:39:59 AM  
"I sure am glad I have this umbrella, I wouldn't want to get wet now..."
2003-01-03 12:40:04 AM  
"She's Flooded!"
2003-01-03 12:40:21 AM  
"I swear the rain usually comes from up there."
2003-01-03 12:41:13 AM  
Good God, this polar bear has become a small black pen vibrator!
2003-01-03 12:41:24 AM  
When the thermometer pops up, you will know your Crazy Guy is ready to serve.
2003-01-03 12:41:45 AM  
I asked for a boat, not an umbrella!
2003-01-03 12:42:17 AM  
"Don't flush!"
2003-01-03 12:43:53 AM  
"excuse me, can i have a larger straw?...soon?"
2003-01-03 12:43:55 AM  
I'll get you Batman! For my name isn't PENGUIN!!
2003-01-03 12:44:01 AM  
"My Balance is now perfect."
2003-01-03 12:44:54 AM  
"It's colder than a witch's tit!""
2003-01-03 12:45:02 AM  
"Oh, Jim! Thank God you're here! The toilet overflowed again."
2003-01-03 12:45:47 AM  
It's raining men ! Hallelujah !
2003-01-03 12:45:58 AM  
wheres the whales butt hole.
2003-01-03 12:46:28 AM  
"That just wasn't as fun as a rectum, but what the hell!"
2003-01-03 12:46:33 AM  
Yes, yes! I have found this very cork that plugged the drain at the bottom of the ocean! Now humankind will forever be unchained from the grips of aquatic tyranny!
2003-01-03 12:47:11 AM  

*now with voting*
*smacks head with mallet*
2003-01-03 12:49:40 AM  
Higgins was never the same butler after Magnum P.I. fired him.
2003-01-03 12:50:59 AM  
"No, No REALLY!...I seen this on MacGiver...I can take this umbrella and this little thingy and make a jetski!"
2003-01-03 12:51:42 AM  
Danny DeVito found drowning in the Great White North. Has umbrella. Film at 11.

2003-01-03 12:54:07 AM  
"if I'm going to drink this, I'm going to need a bigger straw!"
2003-01-03 12:54:55 AM  

(Future Fark Headline)

Hollywood is out of ideas: Exclusive photos of Dennis Franz in "Mr Magoo 2".

2003-01-03 12:56:30 AM  
While we were out sailing, one of my Swisher cigars blew overboard. Without a second thought, my butler Daniel jumped into the frigid water and retrieved it. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had a whole pack of the damn things. Poor bastard died of hypothermia two days later. Best butler I ever had.
Skipped 57 non-voting comments in this thread
Show all
or log in to change this

Displayed 50 of 120 comments

Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all

View Voting Results: Votes

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.

In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.