Pennywise?

FTFA: ...a clown got out of a silver, four-door car at 75th Street and South Shore Drive and offered them a ride at 75th Street and South Shore Drive.

So let me get this straight. They were on 63rd Street?

Someone's going to give me nightmares tonight.

Maybe subby should google Ouchie the Clown for amusment (Definately not safe for work)

Homey don't play that.

What are the odds that there's NOT a clown trying to lure kids into a van in Chicago at any given time?

LordOfThePings:
So let me get this straight. They were on 63rd Street?

63rd & Niebolt.

Sounds like a load of bull to me. What kid would get into a car with a clown these days? I mean he might as well spray paint, "I am going to rape, torture and kill you" on the car/van.

Suspect?

FTFA: In both alerts police said the suspect was driving a white four-door van or brown pickup truck.

Well, yeah, because the two are so easily confused.

That's vulgar!

Could it be this guy?

First I was like...



Then I saw what you did there.



So I LOL'd.

GIS for creepy clown lol

From Tom Smith:

Coulrophobia
It's that time of year, for fun and for fear,
For dressing as ghosts and ghouls,
Kids go down the street, they yell "Trick or Treat",
And they follow these simple rules.

Don't take any candy that smells like cheap brandy,
Open manholes, don't crawl down,
But the thing to do first is beware of the worst --
Too late! Look out -- it's clowns.

Nobody knows where they came from,
Or how long or why they're in town,
No, all that we know is they're here, they won't go,
And they seem to be all around,
Scary clowns.

With whiteface, bulb noses, and cute squirt-gun roses
And clothing that Sears doesn't sell.
They remind us what's good about our childhood,
If we lived in Kabuki Hell.

Their fluorescent shaped hair makes Anime fans stare
And those big floppy shoes really fit
Whether feathered or furry, there's no need to worry --
Say, is that not Tim Curry from It?

They can pack thirty-five in a clown car,
So they've no trouble under your bed,
Ignore that noise 'cause it's not clowns in your closets,
Waiting for you to lay down your head,
Scary clowns.

Don't think of those painted-on teardrops --
Couldn't be they're unable to cry.
Don't think of the reasons they always wear gloves,
Don't think about what's in that pie.

Instead,
Think of the ones who would blow up balloons,
In the shape of a dog or giraffe.
Yes, remember the fun, not those freakish buffoons,
And for God's sake don't think of that laugh....

It's that time of year, when the clowns are all near,
Rather closer, in fact, than I like,
Always there with a gag from a big trick-filled bag,
Always waiting and ready to strike.

Now, to tell you the truth, there's not one shred of proof
That they really mean anyone ill
So you shouldn't assume that they've got that push-broom
To clean up the mess from their kill.

They're jolly good fun entertainers,
They're prolly just clowning around,
But watch for that sly little gleam in their eye,
As you get on the merry-go-round,
No, you've nothing to fear when the circus is here,
At least till the sun goes down,
Scary clowns.
Scary clowns.

/obligatory

Is he in town?

+1 if anyone knows what this is from

Hint: Clown rape

/HL'd Pic
//yes, i said clown rape

Oh good, Sticky the Clown got out of jail again.

Google "Kinko, the kid loving clown"
Not Safe For Work School Home or ANYFARKINGWHERE

It's a known fact that clowns like to molest kids. That's why they become clowns. Clown makeup is natures way of warning people.
The real question is do most drive vans or not.

"I don't think so...



...Homey don't play dat."

/hotlinked Homey

It's not an urban legend, Subby/Incompetant Article Author, it was John Wayne Gacy.

If you see a clown in Illinois, run the other way.

This guy was from Central IL, though, and I think he's locked up.



Link (new window)

It's time to combine two of the scariest concepts: Zombie Clowns, anyone?

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I remember the original Homey D. Clown scare back in 1991, most of it took place in my neighborhood. I was only a wee first grader and of course only heard from people who were told that their father's uncle's cousin's godson's friend's neighbor saw Homey D. Clown.

However, now I know a few people that get fightin' mad when they're told Homey wasn't real, because they had personally witnessed him.

The white van and brown pickup are, IIRC, what he drove back in 91'

VoiceofGod: +1 if anyone knows what this is from

Hint: Clown rape

/HL'd Pic
//yes, i said clown rape

Primitive Screwhead: That's vulgar!

Ummm......

If I gotta tell you again, the wind is gonna be whistlin' Dixie through a hole in your face, you fark. Me and you are goin' to bed together, that's a fact. I'm gonna make hate to you.

Yea...

'Cuz we all need another reason to fear/hate clowns

/Clowns still freak me out
//and Shriner Clowns can be down right mean!
///Slashie trifecta!

bookman: It's time to combine two of the scariest concepts: Zombie Clowns, anyone?

in george romero's "day of the dead" there's a zombie clown towards the end when all of the crap hits the fan.

Primitive Screwhead: VoiceofGod: +1 if anyone knows what this is from

Hint: Clown rape

/HL'd Pic
//yes, i said clown rape

Primitive Screwhead: That's vulgar!

Ummm......

If I gotta tell you again, the wind is gonna be whistlin' Dixie through a hole in your face, you fark. Me and you are goin' to bed together, that's a fact. I'm gonna make hate to you.


Dammit! I've seen this...the guy who plays Dante in Clerks is in it.

Ok, I saw half of it. It sucked!

/farking clowns.

baka-san: Call Mark and Mark!

I think that they've been on the case for years now, considering that had evil clown cases here in NJ for years now.