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(Some Guy)   Jack Ass isn't the only one who should be upset with MTV. Meet the Jackass Penguin   ( divider line
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7024 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Jan 2003 at 9:39 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-02 02:42:22 PM  
Alright who's picking links blindfolded?
2003-01-02 03:44:45 PM  
Hey, any penguin link is a great link. If I controlled the airwaves, Animal Planet would be replaced by Penguin Planet.
2003-01-02 04:09:09 PM  
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2003-01-02 04:23:53 PM  
penguins are cool and all, but wtf does it have to do with MTV?
2003-01-02 04:30:14 PM  
Penguins rule. I've been to Boulders beach and these guys are EVERYTHING they are cracked up to be.
2003-01-02 05:56:15 PM  
"...they can keep pace with a walking human."

Man, it'd be weird to be running away from a penguin. But it'd be even weirder to be running away from a penguin, and then see that penguin keep up with you.
2003-01-02 06:04:38 PM  
I was there last summer (trip all over RSA actually) and they were very nice. It was a small beach, but you could get REALLY close to them.
2003-01-02 08:35:00 PM  
Jackass Penguin...

And thats FROM a Penguin fan
2003-01-02 08:37:13 PM  
2003-01-02 08:39:03 PM  
unfetchable image indeed...once more with feeling...

Jackass Penguin?
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2003-01-02 09:47:55 PM  
Nice Fight Club reference WldnCrazy14

"Find your cave"
2003-01-02 09:48:07 PM  
I have always wanted a penguin. I wouldn't have anywhere to keep it. I think it would be so farking cool to tell people that you have a penguin. Err -- Maybe it wouldn't, unless it could get you laid.
2003-01-02 09:48:32 PM  
I'd rather slide over Helena Bonham carter.

Hell, who am I kidding... Bring the penguin to me!
2003-01-02 09:50:45 PM  
Ah yes,the Jackass Penguin An oldie but goodie.
2003-01-02 09:51:21 PM  
man....the zoo has some real jackasses there
2003-01-02 09:53:29 PM  
Monkeys scare me more than penguins. I suppose if you dressed a penguin up in clothes and had it do something stupid-like, then I would be scared.
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2003-01-02 09:54:29 PM  
HUMBLEGOD: That image is in my head now. Funny if it was chasing someone else and creepy if it was chasing me.

Does anyone remember the Penguin in the beer commercial? It sang 'Doobie Doobie Do' in a scary little way? Was it Bud Ice? I love penguins (not in a physical way)+ I love beer= I loved those commercials.
2003-01-02 09:55:22 PM  

Wow. I've never seen that. laughing...too...hard...
2003-01-02 09:56:28 PM  
What was the name of that game where the penguin would slide ice blocks around the screen?
2003-01-02 09:57:31 PM  
Thats a pretty lame and tenuous stretch of an association for a Fark post. And by pretty I mean weak.
2003-01-02 09:59:28 PM  
Ah, intercourse the penguin.
2003-01-02 10:00:36 PM  
Nice Python reference Ignatius. "See...I've run rings round your logic!"
2003-01-02 10:07:30 PM  
Reading the article, it mentioned "commercial guano collectors." EW!
2003-01-02 10:11:06 PM  
Quinnchan: PENGO?
2003-01-02 10:12:57 PM  
Jesus christ Optimus_prime, how the hell am I supposed to sleep at night now?!?!
2003-01-02 10:13:19 PM  

I never get tired of penguins!

IF you are in NYC you must go see the penguin tank at the central park zoo at feedin time! The water is up to about human eye level, and the little guys swiwn right up to you!
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2003-01-02 10:13:55 PM  
Ahh, domo arigato, yoshiatoshi.
2003-01-02 10:15:51 PM  
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2003-01-02 10:16:16 PM playing it on MAME :)
2003-01-02 10:20:36 PM  
so you're telling me that your a cracker, yo?
2003-01-02 10:22:25 PM  
All this talk of penguins reminded of me that kevin spaced penguin game. Looks like I'm gonna renew my addiction to that.
2003-01-02 11:06:09 PM  
I'm surprised nobody posted a Pen² pic yet.
2003-01-02 11:15:02 PM  
I am too. God damn anime geek losers can't leave anything alone.
2003-01-02 11:17:55 PM  
I hate penguins. I have vowed to kill them all.
That is all.
2003-01-02 11:28:46 PM  
penguins are pretty great, for a bird. Just imagine having a pet penguin, u could sled with it, or sled ON IT... yeah..
2003-01-03 12:21:16 AM  
Penguins rule. I think.
2003-01-03 11:54:11 AM  
I'm a gaijin on the outside, Nihonjin on the inside ;)
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