50mm: They were charged with:prostitution, sexual conduct for a fee and keeping a noisy and disorderly house.How is #2 different from #1? And wtf kind of a stupid crime is "keeping a noisy and disorderly house"? Noisy I can understand, but that sounds like every college house is in danger of being charged.
ElPresidente: "It was busier than a fast-food drive-through"Dick In The Box?
EsteeFlwrPot: What is it with church people and crazy sex?
NikolaiFarkoff: But definitely not busier than a Chik-Fil-A drive-thru. That would create a chicken/sex singularity that would threaten to destroy the universe with hot, greasy buns.
Fact Man: Everyone likes teh crazy sex. Church people just get called out on it because they're not supposed to like it.
Captain Darling: I don't know, but it seems like you Jewish folks are missing out. Then again, you have IDF girls./you win
JDAT: What do you mean by crazy?
Fact Man: Police say 41-year-old Johna Sibley and 45-year-old Lisa Gaziano ...Aaaand I lost interest.
gorgor: On Saturday: OH GOD!!On Sunday: Prasie God!
Cagey B: Fast-food brothel, eh?It's always been my dream to have a car BJ while eating a bacon cheeseburger. Time to open some franchises.
Shadow Blasko: Fact Man: Police say 41-year-old Johna Sibley and 45-year-old Lisa Gaziano ...Aaaand I lost interest.Good for you.Fool
shirtsbyeric: Shadow Blasko: Fact Man: Police say 41-year-old Johna Sibley and 45-year-old Lisa Gaziano ...Aaaand I lost interest.Good for you.FoolTrust me Fat ugly skanks, Haverhill's finest
EsteeFlwrPot: Well isnt brothel sex kinda crazy? Crazy like unusual, not crazy like insane.
EsteeFlwrPot: Jews have tons of sex, just with spouses. It's in the stereotype isnt it? That we like lots of oral or something?
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