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(CBS4Boston.com)   Women charged with running a brothel across the street from a church. "It was busier than a fast-food drive-through"   (wbztv.com) divider line 332
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2008-10-17 11:39:47 AM  
I applaud that woman's balls.
 
2008-10-17 11:40:22 AM  
(metaphorical balls that is)
 
2008-10-17 11:45:30 AM  
They were charged with:
prostitution, sexual conduct for a fee and keeping a noisy and disorderly house.

How is #2 different from #1? And wtf kind of a stupid crime is "keeping a noisy and disorderly house"? Noisy I can understand, but that sounds like every college house is in danger of being charged.
 
2008-10-17 11:48:33 AM  
Also, much like a fast-food place, it took old meat that no one else would touch and put it in stale buns.
 
2008-10-17 11:53:34 AM  
50mm: They were charged with:
prostitution, sexual conduct for a fee and keeping a noisy and disorderly house.

How is #2 different from #1? And wtf kind of a stupid crime is "keeping a noisy and disorderly house"? Noisy I can understand, but that sounds like every college house is in danger of being charged.


Anything the prosecutors, judges, state representatives and congressmen can do to convince their wives and voters that they didn't visit the brothel. So slap on some more charges, even if they're the same but worded differently.
 
2008-10-17 12:11:22 PM  
"It was busier than a fast-food drive-through"

Dick In The Box?
 
2008-10-17 12:17:11 PM  
"It was busier than a fast-food drive-through"

I wonder if they also had a little blinking computer screen that reminded them to keep their service times within quota to maximize turnover?

/over 99 billion served
 
2008-10-17 12:21:01 PM  
ElPresidente: "It was busier than a fast-food drive-through"

Dick In The Box?



Fishy Joe's Seafood Tacos.
 
2008-10-17 12:32:07 PM  
Fast-food brothel, eh?

It's always been my dream to have a car BJ while eating a bacon cheeseburger. Time to open some franchises.
 
2008-10-17 12:43:36 PM  
In SimCity, that's the best place for a brothel.
 
2008-10-17 01:38:40 PM  
But definitely not busier than a Chik-Fil-A drive-thru. That would create a chicken/sex singularity that would threaten to destroy the universe with hot, greasy buns.
 
2008-10-17 02:07:40 PM  
What is it with church people and crazy sex?
 
2008-10-17 02:32:04 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: What is it with church people and crazy sex?

What better way to work through all that unnecessary guilt that church throws on your shoulders than by sweaty, nasty, kinky sex with a whore?
 
2008-10-17 02:36:00 PM  
"Be fruitful and multiply"
 
2008-10-17 02:36:09 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: What is it with church people and crazy sex?

They follow the bible.
 
2008-10-17 02:37:08 PM  
I'm lovin' it!
 
2008-10-17 02:37:45 PM  
Police say 41-year-old Johna Sibley and 45-year-old Lisa Gaziano ...Aaaand I lost interest.
 
2008-10-17 02:37:49 PM  
It was an apartment across the street from a church..... not a real connection there between church people and crazy sex.... that is, not in this article. But there is a connection to grabbing attention with a headline.
 
2008-10-17 02:38:08 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: What is it with church people and crazy sex?

What do you mean by crazy?
 
2008-10-17 02:38:12 PM  
There's a word people use for saying one thing and doing the opposite, but I can't seem to find it here...

Anyone got any ideas?

/fowarded this to my brother
//he asked if they're still in business
 
2008-10-17 02:38:18 PM  
I know who this Johna chick is and her boyfriend lance. She is a Haverhill crackhead skank So I'm really really getting a kick out of this story!

/HA HA HA!
 
2008-10-17 02:38:21 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: What is it with church people and crazy sex?

I don't know, but it seems like you Jewish folks are missing out. Then again, you have IDF girls.

/you win
 
2008-10-17 02:38:22 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: What is it with church people and crazy sex?

Everyone likes teh crazy sex. Church people just get called out on it because they're not supposed to like it.
 
2008-10-17 02:38:37 PM  
NikolaiFarkoff: But definitely not busier than a Chik-Fil-A drive-thru. That would create a chicken/sex singularity that would threaten to destroy the universe with hot, greasy buns.

Chicken Lover?
 
2008-10-17 02:40:04 PM  
"If id doesn't get all over the place...."

also,

"Don't bother me, I'm eating"
--eating what I wonder.
 
2008-10-17 02:40:38 PM  
www.orovalleyhomes4sale.com
 
2008-10-17 02:41:26 PM  
ElPresidente: "It was busier than a fast-food drive-through"

Dick In The Box?


I frew up in my mouf a widdle.
 
2008-10-17 02:44:09 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: What is it with church people and crazy sex?

Crazy is crazy, whatever its focus.
 
2008-10-17 02:44:33 PM  
What was wrong about it being across from a church?
 
2008-10-17 02:44:50 PM  
FTFA: He says the women needed the money to feed their drug habits.

Where are all the ones that need to feed their Hack Patooey habits?
 
2008-10-17 02:45:03 PM  
As much as the anti-churchies would like to infer it, nothing in the article either states or implies that the whorehouse in question was busy with church people. It simply states as a matter of fact that it was located across the street from a church.

That well-patronized pubs are located within visual proximity of churches does not mean the local parisioners are alcoholics.

Every sperm is sacred.
 
2008-10-17 02:45:28 PM  
Fact Man: Everyone likes teh crazy sex. Church people just get called out on it because they're not supposed to like it.

Ah I see.

Captain Darling: I don't know, but it seems like you Jewish folks are missing out. Then again, you have IDF girls.

/you win


Nah Jews have tons of sex, just with spouses. It's in the stereotype isnt it? That we like lots of oral or something?

JDAT: What do you mean by crazy?

Well isnt brothel sex kinda crazy? Crazy like unusual, not crazy like insane.
 
2008-10-17 02:45:50 PM  
Fact Man: Police say 41-year-old Johna Sibley and 45-year-old Lisa Gaziano ...Aaaand I lost interest.

Good for you.

Fool
 
2008-10-17 02:46:33 PM  
Meanwhile across the street the priest is getting a BJ from the alter boy
 
2008-10-17 02:46:50 PM  
On Saturday: OH GOD!!

On Sunday: Prasie God!
 
2008-10-17 02:47:37 PM  
gorgor: On Saturday: OH GOD!!

On Sunday: Prasie God!


Creed of the Southern Baptist?

Sew your wild oats on Saturday night and Sunday pray for crop failure.
 
2008-10-17 02:47:54 PM  
this was on judge judy yesterday---should have seen the "owner"
 
2008-10-17 02:48:13 PM  
Cagey B: Fast-food brothel, eh?

It's always been my dream to have a car BJ while eating a bacon cheeseburger. Time to open some franchises.


name it "Chokers Meat n' Mouth" and you can sign me up as an investor.
 
2008-10-17 02:48:28 PM  
Shadow Blasko: Fact Man: Police say 41-year-old Johna Sibley and 45-year-old Lisa Gaziano ...Aaaand I lost interest.

Good for you.

Fool


Trust me Fat ugly skanks, Haverhill's finest
 
2008-10-17 02:48:38 PM  
Methheadodists?
 
2008-10-17 02:49:09 PM  
super size me
 
2008-10-17 02:49:58 PM  
wildcardjack

Would have worked better if it was a taco joint.
 
2008-10-17 02:50:04 PM  
finger lickin good
hope they had wetnaps
 
2008-10-17 02:50:18 PM  
shirtsbyeric: Shadow Blasko: Fact Man: Police say 41-year-old Johna Sibley and 45-year-old Lisa Gaziano ...Aaaand I lost interest.

Good for you.

Fool

Trust me Fat ugly skanks, Haverhill's finest


Seemed to me he was going for the age restriction. I could be wrong
 
2008-10-17 02:52:26 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: Well isnt brothel sex kinda crazy? Crazy like unusual, not crazy like insane.

I don't know, the only thing I can think of that would be different is either paying for it or having sex with a complete stranger. Other than that, I see no difference?
 
2008-10-17 02:53:39 PM  
Pink Taco Restaurant would be appropriate, I think.
I remember when they were bidding on the naming rights for Arizona Stadium. It was awesome how many people got ruffled.
img.dailymail.co.uk
 
2008-10-17 02:54:15 PM  
Sorta related: Was in Colo Spgs with a friend. Somewhere in the southeast part of town. We were looking for a certain strip club and were in the general area. We stopped at a convenience store and asked a guy getting gas for directions. He told us how to get there and gave us his business card. He also explained that he was the pastor at the church across the street and invited us to Sunday services.
Kinda made us feel bad . . . but not for too long.
 
2008-10-17 02:55:49 PM  
This thread is useless without pictures (and eye bleach).
 
2008-10-17 02:56:02 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: Well isnt brothel sex kinda crazy? Crazy like unusual, not crazy like insane.

No. Most professionals won't do much out of the ordinary. You have to pay a lot for crazy. You're better off going to Mexico for spring break with a bottle of tequila and a handful of beads.

Or so I'm told...
 
2008-10-17 02:56:05 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: Jews have tons of sex, just with spouses. It's in the stereotype isnt it? That we like lots of oral or something?

Right. No Jew has ever had sex outside of marriage.

/everyone likes lots of oral
 
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