Semper fiddling

I know it's some kind of weird fetish, but for the life of me I just don't understand how exposing yourself and then running away represents any kind of sexual gratification. It basically takes the concept of yelling "hey baby" to a woman on the sidewalk as you're speeding by in your car, and adds even more impotence to the overall exercise. Not that it would be any better, but if the flasher were to actually then attack his victim, at least that makes sense. "Hey, look what I have, now I'm gonna use it." But the whole "hey, look what I have, now I'm gonna run away." Well, that just seems really stupid.

Head south to your pubes and keep going. If you get to your balls you've gone too far. Head north.

You can ask him, he can find it for you:


\dnrtfa, but feel better with this joke instead

if you have to ask, why bother looking?

My friend got flashed.... her and another girl were walking home from somewhere and this fella asked them if they would spit in his hand and watch him spank it.

The end of the story is a little hazy though, I think they watched for a bit.

Kinky b*tches. Yeah.

smasho: Step 1: Cut a hole in a box.

Step 2: Put your junk in the box.

Step 3: Get her to open the box.

???? Profit

Funny he was a lance corporal.

In my old town, there was a guy who used to flash people in the dead of night as they stopped at the railroad crossing. Wearing only wearing a ski mask, he would jump out of the bushes, wiggle around, and then run away down the tracks. He did this in winter. In rural Canada. Like Pocket Ninja said, I can't see the point of it. And I don't think anyone saw much of anything in the temperatures he was doing this in. What a hoser.

Can you blow me where the pampers is?

/hopefully not obscure

"Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to my penis?"

It's not hard...

ThatGuyGreg: Can you blow me where the pampers is?

/hopefully not obscure

Damn it, man. That's exactly what I was going to write.