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(AP) NewsFlash Dick Cheney experiences abnormal heart rhythm while throwing bags of puppies into a river   (ap.google.com) divider line 606
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2008-10-15 11:15:25 AM
Confabulat: I hope he doesn't die. He should live long enough to pay for what he's done.

Yay! You have a corresponding viewpoint to my own.

/We can be bff's now.
 
2008-10-15 11:15:30 AM
the homo is strong in this thread.
 
2008-10-15 11:15:47 AM
antrat00: From the posts on Fark, I think the term "Liberal" should be retired.
There's nothing liberal about most of you.
I think the label, "Hate Filled, Bitter, Nutjobs" is a more apt description of the modern day leftists.


You do know the term "liberal," as commonly used by right-wingers, is just a talk radio attempt to smear intelligent, moderate Americans, right?

You don't?

/facepalm
 
2008-10-15 11:15:49 AM
sub: Dick Cheney experiences abnormal heart rhythm while throwing bags of puppies into a river the river styx.

/much better
 
2008-10-15 11:15:51 AM
And I would bet you libs were all up in arms the other day about some random guy at a political rally who you think wished harm upon your dear, dear, Obama. And yet, here you are, outright wishing harm upon the sitting Vice President.

Why is the Secret Service investigating the former and not the latter?
 
2008-10-15 11:15:57 AM
I'm in A-fib right now too. Where's my farking news story about it?
 
2008-10-15 11:15:59 AM
boxiebrown

Sorry, my sense of humor leans toward 'subtly not really funny.'
 
2008-10-15 11:16:16 AM
Well, if we hear about a major airstrike somewhere in the world that (accidentally) kills a bunch of civilians today we can assume it was a blood sacrifice.

Seriously, if we are all gonna joke about him being evil lets at least suggest they know how it works.
 
2008-10-15 11:16:21 AM
He found out his daughter was munchin on Rachel Maddow.
 
2008-10-15 11:16:33 AM
oh no! thats terrib- im sorry. my hearts just not in it.
 
2008-10-15 11:16:34 AM
antrat00: From the posts on Fark, I think the term "Liberal" should be retired.
There's nothing liberal about most of you.
I think the label, "Hate Filled, Bitter, Nutjobs" is a more apt description of the modern day leftists.



Riiiiggghhhttt... because the far Right is always soo nice and full of puppies, sunshine and unicorns!

/sarcasm, you can has it
 
2008-10-15 11:16:40 AM
antrat00: From the posts on Fark, I think the term "Liberal" should be retired.
There's nothing liberal about most of you.
I think the label, "Hate Filled, Bitter, Nutjobs" is a more apt description of the modern day leftists.


wow. you sure told us. do you feel better now? Good. Now you can get back to banging your sister/cousin, asshole.
 
2008-10-15 11:16:51 AM
ucfknights: Wow, a 68 yr old man having heart troubles. Good thing nobody wants to put a 72 yr old man into the White House with an utterly unqualified candidate.

No they want to put an utterly unqualified candidate in office with a 65 year old man.

/Wow---sarcasm can work both ways!
 
2008-10-15 11:16:51 AM
may his recovery be directly proportionate to the honesty and good ethics used in his VP career.
 
2008-10-15 11:16:55 AM
lexslamman: In a river? Wow, something must be awry. Cheney usually throws the puppies into a woodchipper, and he throws tied-up children into the river.

No, seriously, lets give it up to Vice President Dick for making it through the last 8 years of bad decisions and failed policies.


You know, sometimes you have to dispose of dead puppies, and other options aren't amenable to you. In those situations, putting puppies into woodchippers is perfectly acceptable.

/that was the best "get to know a congressman evar!"
//does anybody know who it was that Colbert got to defend the practice of throwing kittens into a woodchipper? I want to see that again.
 
2008-10-15 11:17:00 AM
Darconix: And I would bet you libs were all up in arms the other day about some random guy at a political rally who you think wished harm upon your dear, dear, Obama. And yet, here you are, outright wishing harm upon the sitting Vice President.

Why is the Secret Service investigating the former and not the latter?


Don't worry, we are...
 
2008-10-15 11:17:04 AM
SpeshilEdjukashin: Stay classy, MotherFARKers.

Dick Cheney thinks people like you are worthless pieces of sh*t too, you know.
 
2008-10-15 11:17:04 AM
www.sitcomsonline.com
Oh please oh please let it be the big one.
 
2008-10-15 11:17:10 AM
Confabulat: I hope he doesn't die. He should live long enough to pay for what he's done.

There's no pay with Obamamccain coming in to take over the stable.
 
2008-10-15 11:17:17 AM
They'll just change his battery.
 
2008-10-15 11:17:34 AM
I hope he gets better. He does have a family and a network of friends that do love and support him.

It's always a shame when someone is sick or dies, no matter who they are.
 
2008-10-15 11:17:41 AM
well sucks to be the person waiting at the top of the heart donor list, cause you just got bumped by this ass.
 
2008-10-15 11:17:50 AM
uncoveror: Cheney is so mad that he got snubbed by McCain that he is about to have a heart attack. He was supposed to be VP, then someone told McCain that he could appeal to disgruntled Hilary voters by picking a woman. Read about how it was supposed to be McCain-Cheney here.
http://www.uncoveror.com/cheneyagain.htm



If you're really that gullible, then I have some swampland in Florida to sell you on an ARM.

Cheney has been so crystal farking clear that after this VP gig that he's done with public service that it's simply not believable that he would be upset that he wouldn't be picked by McCain. Not believable whatsoever.
 
2008-10-15 11:17:54 AM
Oh geeze - that means Nancy Pelosi would be VP if Dick were to kick.
 
2008-10-15 11:18:00 AM
Congrats on your simul-post:

cltbuilder 2008-10-15 10:59:38 AM
It started beating again?

wombatoftruth 2008-10-15 10:59:38 AM
So, it's actually beating?
 
2008-10-15 11:18:04 AM
So, is this the best new T-Shirt headline so far? It's gotta be either this or "Don't shake hands with Brits"
 
2008-10-15 11:18:04 AM
mloree:

wow. you sure told us. do you feel better now? Good. Now you can get back to banging your sister/cousin, asshole.


Proves my point.
 
2008-10-15 11:18:15 AM
Karma... sucks to be on the receiving end eh?
 
2008-10-15 11:18:20 AM
If you all don't want to end up looking like this dude...

img206.imageshack.us

... you best be shuttin' yer yaps.

/that looks like about a 20ga blast
 
2008-10-15 11:18:23 AM
antrat00: From the posts on Fark, I think the term "Liberal" should be retired.
There's nothing liberal about most of you.
I think the label, "Hate Filled, Bitter, Nutjobs" is a more apt description of the modern day leftists.


At least we are not shouting "KILL HIM", yet.
 
2008-10-15 11:18:29 AM
All the rightwing rage at my glee just makes me feel even better!
 
2008-10-15 11:18:29 AM
i324.photobucket.com
APPROVES


/karma sucks
 
2008-10-15 11:18:36 AM
/Came for this
sixmeatbuffet.com


//Leaving with this
ginacobb.typepad.com
 
2008-10-15 11:18:37 AM
Pray for him or he will shoot you in the face.

/heart attack is the pussies way out Dick, be a man.
 
2008-10-15 11:18:48 AM
Is the AP blogging the story in real time, while hovering over Cheney's bed?

I look forward to the next one sentence update.
 
2008-10-15 11:19:10 AM
netweavr: I hope he gets better. He does have a family and a network of friends that do love and support him.

It's always a shame when someone is sick or dies, no matter who they are.


Hitler? Mao? Abe Vigoda?

FAIL.
 
2008-10-15 11:19:13 AM
Satan retired?
 
2008-10-15 11:19:35 AM
I hate these long articles. Can someone summarize for me?
 
2008-10-15 11:19:36 AM
He better not die, I'm still holding out hope we can try him for crimes against humanity.
 
2008-10-15 11:19:52 AM
www.nashenterprises.com

It's crazy that people still question where Cheney hot dogs come from.

Think about it people.

Think about it.
 
2008-10-15 11:19:56 AM
H31N0US: This could end well.

By "well", I mean the population on earth declines by exactly one.


Yeah, it's those Republicans that have the lynch mob mentality. So far Farkers have out numbered Republicans on death wishes by about 10,000 to 1.5.
 
2008-10-15 11:20:05 AM
...because heart ailments are funny.

-1 subby for merely being a tool.
 
2008-10-15 11:20:07 AM
H31N0US: By "well", I mean the population on earth declines by exactly one.

Penguin Death Squads: Die you son of a biatch

and others



I'm as conservative as any other conservative, and I'd not wish death upon any liberals. There really is no hate like liberal hate. I thought you guys were supposed to be caring and loving and openminded and all that crap.
 
2008-10-15 11:20:18 AM
boxiebrown Quote 2008-10-15 11:18:04 AM

antrat00 Quote 2008-10-15 11:18:04 AM

Yay, first simulpost. Thanks, antrat00.
 
2008-10-15 11:20:21 AM
If Cheney croaks, Bush will actually have to do his job himself for the first time.
 
2008-10-15 11:20:32 AM
They found out that the Tin Man and Dick Cheney are related. How?

They both mumble "oil" and have fake hearts.

/*rimshot*
//thank you, here all week!
///yes, made that joke up myself
 
2008-10-15 11:20:53 AM
antrat00: I think the label, "Hate Filled, Bitter, Nutjobs" is a more apt description of the modern day leftists.

Really? Did you shed a tear for Tim McVeigh too?

If you did then you're a better man than I. If you didn't you're a hypocrite who can kindly STFU.
 
2008-10-15 11:20:56 AM
If he were black everyone would be saying bad things about him.
 
2008-10-15 11:21:07 AM
antrat00: mloree:

wow. you sure told us. do you feel better now? Good. Now you can get back to banging your sister/cousin, asshole.

Proves my point.


You had a point? I thought you were just spewing idiotic nonsense... I guess I'll never understand kids these days.

/you're still an asshole
 
2008-10-15 11:21:10 AM
If anything happens to Dick Cheney, Obama and all the democrats will be held responsible because of their hateful rhetoric and the streets will erupt in violence and flow with their blood.

/Etc. Etc.
 
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