Great headline. Finally something t-shirt worthy.

Cheney is so mad that he got snubbed by McCain that he is about to have a heart attack. He was supposed to be VP, then someone told McCain that he could appeal to disgruntled Hilary voters by picking a woman. Read about how it was supposed to be McCain-Cheney here.
http://www.uncoveror.com/cheneyagain.htm

didn't this guy have a heart attack when he was 37, too? maybe when he found out he had a LESBIAN DAUGHTER.

You'dnotcare: The main picture on CNN is hilarious right now.

This one?

Oh, come on. Cheney isn't so bad. You people want to bash him, but in truth, you envy him.

The man has successfully helped run a country; a man who is currently winning over the hearts and minds of people abroad. I certainly haven't seen a terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11.

What is it? Was it the hunting episode? Big deal. The guy lived.

TrickyPG: Please let him die. I hope this isn't one of those threads where people gush for soulless monsters and feel bad for their children.

If he dies, from a purely pragmatic stand point, it raises sympathy for him, and possibly McCain.

On the other hand, it could remind us all that man is mortal, and we should keep McCain as far away from the Presidency as we can.

sirenbrian: I hope he recovers and is 100% healthy for his trial and incarceration.

Indeed.

hattarwf: Later Wednesday, Cheney will visit George Washington University Hospital for an outpatient procedure to restore his normal rhythm.
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How Cheney Got His Groove Back?

Great headline.
Did Palin shout "pull" just before the bags were tossed?

Well Vice President Faust looks like its time to pay up.

zappadog: I don't wish anybody dead.

Even someone with as black a heart as Dick Cheney

Normally, I'd agree. But I have an exception for those that would use positions of publicly bestowed power and trust to eviscerate the rule of law.

Awwww, I like Cheney. I hope he pulls through OK.

Good luck, Mr. Vice President! I'm glad you're in good hands. I don't have any prayers to give (athiest), but you'll be in my thoughts today.

pixistick: You'dnotcare: The main picture on CNN is hilarious right now.

This one?

It has me in stitches!

/not really
//also couldn't find the funny picture

WayneKerr: Oh, come on. Cheney isn't so bad. You people want to bash him, but in truth, you envy him.

The man has successfully helped run a country; a man who is currently winning over the hearts and minds of people abroad. I certainly haven't seen a terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11.

What is it? Was it the hunting episode? Big deal. The guy lived.

There's always one

sirenbrian: I hope he recovers and is 100% healthy for his trial and incarceration.

THIS

twfeline: Great headline.
Did Palin shout "pull" just before the bags were tossed?

nope, she shouted "push"

The Duke of Carrot Flowers

Cheney has a heart?

"Bitzer," said Mr. Gradgrind, broken down, and miserably submissive to him, "have you a heart?"

"The circulation, sir," returned Bitzer, smiling at the oddity of the question, "couldn't be carried on without one. No man, sir, acquainted with the facts established by Harvey relating to the circulation of the blood, can doubt that I have a heart."

/Dickens, Hard Times

Petey4335: I thought he was in an undisclosed location.

AP clearly puts him in washington.

I thought he wasn't in the executive branch...

theorellior: Is this why catalytic converters are being stolen for palladium? So Cheney can power his replacement heart?

In a weird way, the theft of catalytic converters is helping our economy.

WayneKerr: Oh, come on. Cheney isn't so bad. You people want to bash him, but in truth, you envy him.

The man has successfully helped run a country; a man who is currently winning over the hearts and minds of people abroad. I certainly haven't seen a terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11.

What is it? Was it the hunting episode? Big deal. The guy lived.

Well played. Subtle yet crazy, and in a high traffic thread like this, you'll get lots of bites.

classic comments fellow Farkers!

lol.

mindful moderation: I know that the prophet encourages us to hate no one and to never seek revenge, but to be honest, I have a hard time not feeling bad that, for example, Dr. Mengele got to die a free man in Argentina.

Debate? We can't hold a debate when the Vice President is suffering from an abnormal heart rhythm!!

Third Day Mark: *crosses his fingers*

Please please please please please please please please please please.

You already gave me Tom Brady out for the year, God. Come on. One more. Make Cheney have a grabber and keel over. Please.


Yet the liberals claim that the right wing wackos are full of hate.


Not ful of hate, but hope!

LibertyFirst: I thought that this would have happened a year or two ago and he'd have to step down allowing Dubya to appoint a successor.

Like everything else, they screwed that one up.

Clearly Obama hired Ayers to put acorns in Cheney's chest. ALL WHILE PRAYING TOWARDS MECCA

McCain '08!

mynameismark: i hope his little, black heart explodes and kills him in the slowest, most painful way possible.

Ya, because an exploding heart is sounds like a pretty slow way to go.

Retard.

theorellior: Is this why catalytic converters are being stolen for palladium? So Cheney can power his replacement heart?

We're through the looking glass here people.

LegacyDL: I foresee two things occurring in this thread.

1- People bashing on Cheney hoping he dies

2- NeoCons coming out of the woodwork to defend Dick Cheney.

You know, I don't like Dick Cheney as a vice president, a policy-maker, or a politician, but he doesn't deserve to die. Sometimes he doesn't even come off as all that evil. I would defend him as a person, but I would attack his policies and positions.

What I am saying. This is FARK. Break out the torches and pitchforks.

pixistick Whoops! But deserves repeating.

Here ya go.

From the posts on Fark, I think the term "Liberal" should be retired.
There's nothing liberal about most of you.
I think the label, "Hate Filled, Bitter, Nutjobs" is a more apt description of the modern day leftists.

Cheney is the man child of Darth Vader and Agent Smith.

Oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please....

And a golf clap for the headline, subby.

pixistick: ouch. I know how that feels.

No matter how much of a jerk I think he is, I hope he feels better

hmmm, I won't wish death on anybody, but if he has an ICD implanted, I would love to see it go off in the middle of an interview a couple of times. They say it feels like getting kicked in the chest by a horse.

Stay classy, MotherFARKers.

homosexual man: Debate? We can't hold a debate when the Vice President is suffering from an abnormal heart rhythm!!

I hear McCain is suspending his campaign to perform open heart surgery on him.

This day's lookin' better and better all the time.

Confabulat, boxiebrown

Definitely intended to be obvious-- like an oil invasion.

Also, in during impotent liberal rage.

/you guys make the rest of us look especially bad