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(Sioux City Journal)   It takes a certain kind of man to lose an eye at a nudie bar. It takes an even more special man to do it again   (siouxcityjournal.com) divider line 157
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2008-10-14 05:26:46 PM
i23.photobucket.com

It's alvays cold in Siberia
 
2008-10-14 05:27:26 PM
A nude bar in the American midwest?

That sounds positively horrific
 
2008-10-14 05:28:36 PM
www.sundancechannel.com
First thought, lecherous blind guy people apparently don't like
 
2008-10-14 05:29:19 PM
Oznog: It's alvays cold in Siberia

There we go!
 
2008-10-14 05:29:44 PM
I know people who get in fights all the time. Who the hell loses an eye like that, much less two eyes?

Did he have like giant, bulging, googlie eyes to begin with? If so maybe he should have been wearing some safety goggles.
 
2008-10-14 05:30:43 PM
Were_Outta_Bort_License_Plates: icanhazsteak: I went once, I wouldn't even recommend doing it just to say you've been. It's like poking yourself in the eye just to say you did it.

/witnessed said beer can crushing
//was not impressed

Aw, but have you seen her do the matchstick trick? She puts one through each pierced nipple and swings them around like propellers until the match lights. It's surreal. Totally did not know what I was lookin' at...


If i ever witnessed that i would want to lose the vision in both of my eyes - the only thing that would stop me from gouging my eyes out would be the fear that the last image I ever saw might become permanently etched into the blackness of my non-seeing world.
 
2008-10-14 05:31:21 PM
"masectamy mondays" where they featured girls who had lost one or both breasts to cancer.


Dear Lord. I thought I had been to the worlds worst nudie bar (it's an old gas station in Hattisburg MS), but that is beyond the pale.

I must go at once.
 
2008-10-14 05:31:24 PM
When I saw Lawton, I got my hopes up that it would in Oklahoma at the Golden Dragon.
 
2008-10-14 05:35:12 PM
at the nudie bar
where you can look at a thigh
and blacken an eye
at the nudie bar


at the nudie bar
where they show you their butt
and their trap stays shut
at the nudie bar


at the nudie bar
where you can't touch a breast
but you can cave in a chest,
at the nudie bar


at the nudie bar
where the girlies dance
in their underpants
at the nudie bar


at the nudie bar
Where the music stinks,
and they water the drinks.
The nudie bar


at the nudie bar
Where the beer gives you gas
But the Bundy's KICK ASS.
the nudie bar
 
2008-10-14 05:35:57 PM
Scott Bennett was reported working on a country song entitled "Can I do it 'til I need glasses"? or was it glass eyes?
 
2008-10-14 05:36:13 PM
mybabysmomma: Do nudie bars have a special braille section?

Only when the air conditioning is on
 
2008-10-14 05:36:24 PM
slither65: at the nudie bar
where you can look at a thigh
and blacken an eye
at the nudie bar


at the nudie bar
where they show you their butt
and their trap stays shut
at the nudie bar


at the nudie bar
where you can't touch a breast
but you can cave in a chest,
at the nudie bar


at the nudie bar
where the girlies dance
in their underpants
at the nudie bar


at the nudie bar
Where the music stinks,
and they water the drinks.
The nudie bar


at the nudie bar
Where the beer gives you gas
But the Bundy's KICK ASS.
the nudie bar



*Applause*
 
2008-10-14 05:37:31 PM
On the upside at least he gets another tax exemption...
 
2008-10-14 05:41:20 PM
48 and still getting into fights at titty bars?

i141.photobucket.com
 
2008-10-14 05:41:34 PM
Hm. I've seen two eyes lost in bar fights but it was two separate guys.

One guy got a pool cue to the eye in Fayetteville, and another guy got one kicked out in a sort of cowboys-vs-truck drivers thing.

Note to self: it's a surprisingly bad idea for rodeo guys to go to a trucker bar after the event, I'd have thought that would have mixed well, but alas, no.

My idea of a good bar fight is one where I'm leaving by the back way just before it cranks off. These things never go like a John Wayne movie.
 
2008-10-14 05:44:15 PM
drat,I thought somehow one of the dancer did it with a performance
 
2008-10-14 05:51:02 PM
shrthrdude: On the upside at least he gets another tax exemption...

I assume you do, but do you still get workmen's comp if it's something you basically do to yourself like this? Or if it's a result of a crime?
 
2008-10-14 05:52:16 PM
jdjackson31: On the bright side, this guy has pretty much lost his reasoning to hang around a nudie bar at this point.

No, I think it's part of a cunning plan to get one of the seats they reserve for blind patrons, who are the *only* patrons allowed to appreciate the show by BRAILLE!
 
2008-10-14 05:52:39 PM
Somebody hates the eye even more than myself apparently.
 
2008-10-14 05:52:48 PM
Doktor Merkwrdiglieben
Some folk'll never lose both eyes in separate visits to a nudie bar, but than again some folk'll...

I came here for that reference and was not disappointed.
 
2008-10-14 06:03:00 PM
You have to look on the bright side, no one would punch a blind guy, so he'll have time enough, at last, to watch the strippers uninterrupted.


i130.photobucket.com
 
2008-10-14 06:10:15 PM
At least the second to last thing he saw were some titties!
 
2008-10-14 06:10:35 PM
Barakku: shrthrdude: On the upside at least he gets another tax exemption...

I assume you do, but do you still get workmen's comp if it's something you basically do to yourself like this? Or if it's a result of a crime?


Only if he worked there. It's for when you get hurt on the job. I don't think they cover bar fights if you don't work for the bar.
 
2008-10-14 06:14:24 PM
fal!
 
2008-10-14 06:18:16 PM
His mother warned him.
 
2008-10-14 06:18:45 PM
EsteeFlwrPot: Why?

/DNRTFA


Apparently he had 2 glass eyes.
/in boxing, having a glass jaw means you break you jaw easy, and or cannot bob or weave.
So he had 2 glass eyes.
He should replace them with marble marbles.
Or Nuticles.
 
2008-10-14 06:21:38 PM
At least it can't happen to him again.

/DRTFA, but the Pixies were a great band.
 
2008-10-14 06:30:27 PM
KingoftheCheese: I live in sioux city. Mavericks is what we call "stripper's last stand". It is located in the rundown stockyards section of town. A couple years back, they introduced "masectamy mondays" where they featured girls who had lost one or both breasts to cancer. Never been there, but it seems like a real classy place.

I was afraid to open the article. And also left wondering if the strippers there were fugly enough to make you go blind. Thanks for clearing that up.
 
2008-10-14 06:31:32 PM
erewhon:
Note to self: it's a surprisingly bad idea for rodeo guys to go to a trucker bar after the event, I'd have thought that would have mixed well, but alas, no.





Ha ! That reminds me of the movie "Shakes the Clown ". The party clowns tried to go to a rodeo clown bar with hilarious results !
 
2008-10-14 06:33:10 PM
rfoust 2008-10-14 04:52:35 PM
The Angry Hand of God: Just go here, ask for a lapdance from Blondie. You might not lose an eye but you will definetely have at least a shiner.

I believe you mean, GOLDIE and you are right about the shiner. I am sorry to say that I have witnessed this atrocity first hand.

/Goldie is a 60+ year old, ~235lb stripper who crushes beer cans and patrons faces with her endowments.
//Go once to say you've been.
///Con friend into "special dance" from Goldie

From Wiki:

The Clermont Lounge is Atlanta's first and longest continually-operating strip club, opened in 1965. Located in the basement of the Clermont Motor Hotel at 789 Ponce De Leon Avenue, in the Poncey-Highland neighborhood. The Clermont has survived multiple attempts at being closed by the Atlanta city government, and has established a nationwide reputation for its kitschy atmosphere and unusual dancers. The Clermont has been featured on an episode of Insomniac with Dave Attell, and celebrities including Marilyn Manson and Kid Rock have been known to visit the Clermont when in Atlanta. Visitors to the Clermont usually alternate between a few handfuls of regulars and large numbers of college students, newcomers to town, and tourists lured in by tales of the Clermont's myriad charms.

The Clermont does not serve food or draft beer. The single stripper's stage is located in the middle of a circular bar, and the dancers choose their own songs on the in-house jukebox, as the club normally does not have an actual DJ, except for Saturday nights when DJ Romeo Cologne packs the club spinning Dance Party Funk since 1995. The Clermont is perhaps best-known for featuring some dancers who do not meet the traditional physical standards for strippers, the most famous of whom is Blondie, noted for her ability to completely flatten empty beer cans between her breasts as well as for her poetry.

/I call Shenanigans
//Was your next stop Taco Bell?
///UltraFail
 
2008-10-14 06:39:14 PM
Your_Dog:
The Clermont is perhaps best-known for featuring some dancers who do not meet the traditional physical standards for strippers, the most famous of whom is Blondie, noted for her ability to completely flatten empty beer cans between her breasts as well as for her poetry.

Okay. I'm actually intrigued. Not aroused, but then my sole venture to a strip club featured women a LOT more attractive than Blondie, and that didn't really generate any actual wood either. Seen one stripper vulva, you've pretty much seen 'em all.
 
2008-10-14 06:51:10 PM
bride_of_adam_cole
My friends told me about a time they went to the nudie bar. They said one chick was pretty much full term pregnant and another one only had one arm.


I am going to go out on a limb here (ha ha) and assume that you have no idea how incredibly hot that is.
 
2008-10-14 06:53:12 PM
I was with a buddy in Vegas when a strippers stiletto flew off while onstage. It hit him right in the face, knocking off his glasses and leaving a mark from the heel on his forehead.

/Afterwards, she offered to apologize for it "over a $40 dry hump"
 
2008-10-14 07:08:57 PM
www.cyberpursuits.com

This guy might have something to do with it.

/shamelessly ReBooted hotlinked
 
2008-10-14 07:29:54 PM
I have witness the debauchary that is "Mavericks" and I will quote my friend. "you can get more for your money there", which is no lie but still if you want classy girls in high heels to dance for you I would have to say its not in Sioux City and as far as anywhere you need to pay cover for those that have class.
 
2008-10-14 07:31:40 PM
Glad I wasn't the first, but nonetheless!!!

www.bundyology.com
 
2008-10-14 07:34:38 PM
images.rottentomatoes.com
Approves
 
2008-10-14 07:37:06 PM
spikedsynapse: was it this guy

/hotlinkin


I recognize that as an America Online ID badge. ACK!
 
2008-10-14 07:49:35 PM
mybabysmomma: Do nudie bars have a special braille section?

Why do you think they always have free peel-and-eat shrimp at those places? It's better than a scratch-and-sniff card.
 
2008-10-14 07:58:05 PM
i20.photobucket.com

People actually do that? They actually pay real money to see that thing?
 
2008-10-14 08:06:41 PM
Meant to add that I would pay twice as much if she came on stage starkers and put an item of clothing on every time I gave her five bucks. Jeez. Pigs call her a pig.
 
2008-10-14 08:17:26 PM
www.ivmcommunications.com
Not mine, but still relevant...
 
2008-10-14 08:19:47 PM
On the chest of a barmaid from Sale
Was tattooed the prices of ale
Whilst on her behind
For sake of the blind
Was precisely the same, but in Braille.

/thank you, Captain Peacock
 
2008-10-14 08:20:32 PM
FTFA: Mavericks, a men's night club

I know there's a McCain/Palin joke in there
 
2008-10-14 08:46:08 PM
probably the first submission worthy of a shirt since they started puttin that little picture of one next to the headlines
 
2008-10-14 09:35:04 PM
spikedsynapse: was it this guy

/hotlinkin


is that guys name Jordan?

I worked with him lol.
 
2008-10-14 09:42:31 PM
img383.imageshack.us

Now that's how you get pink eye lose an eye!
 
2008-10-14 09:55:37 PM
EYE, EYE, EYE !
 
2008-10-14 10:12:06 PM
I remember when I was just a wee lad, throwing down $2 at a time, (rookie move.) I noticed my buddy Ed, sitting next to me, still had a fat wad of ones after about 30 minutes. I caught him sliding one of my dollar bills in front of him when the girl came and collected. I asked him how long he'd been doing that. He started cracking up. The whole time. Aaaahhh... the nudie bar.
 
2008-10-14 10:39:06 PM
ThatsQuacktastic: ronic

ICIHTST
 
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