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(Sioux City Journal)   It takes a certain kind of man to lose an eye at a nudie bar. It takes an even more special man to do it again   (siouxcityjournal.com) divider line 157
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2008-10-14 04:47:27 PM

RandomExcess


Tangential story. I read about a hobo (homeless person?) who lost his leg when he passed out on the rail road tracks. The article went on to say, you guessed it, it was not far from the spot where he passes out and lost his first leg.


/These two guys really need to meet.


How the heck will they manage to pull that together?

I guess bar-fight guy could use him as a seeing-eye hobo, or maybe they could go Master-Blaster style.
 
2008-10-14 04:47:35 PM
Just go here, ask for a lapdance from Blondie. You might not lose an eye but you will definetely have at least a shiner.
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2008-10-14 04:47:43 PM
His name is Scott Bennett. How appropriate.
 
2008-10-14 04:48:11 PM
mybabysmomma: Do nudie bars have a special braille section?

Gold
 
2008-10-14 04:49:17 PM
R.A.Danny: Is it safe to assume that this guy is wholly unlikable?
Seriously, I can be somewhat of an asshole when drinking (you are not surprised) and I haven't been in a fight in 20 years.


Who you calling an asshole???? You want to start something, bring it on fat boy.
 
2008-10-14 04:49:51 PM
I guess the eye bleach wasn't strong enough??
 
2008-10-14 04:51:14 PM
HOOTERS!HOOTERS!YUM,YUM,YUM!
HOOTERS!HOOTERS!ON A GIRL THAT'S DUMB!
 
2008-10-14 04:51:46 PM
Englebert Slaptyback: I guess bar-fight guy could use him as a seeing-eye hobo, or maybe they could go Master-Blaster style.

LOL.
 
2008-10-14 04:52:35 PM
The Angry Hand of God: Just go here, ask for a lapdance from Blondie. You might not lose an eye but you will definetely have at least a shiner.

I believe you mean, GOLDIE and you are right about the shiner. I am sorry to say that I have witnessed this atrocity first hand.

/Goldie is a 60+ year old, ~235lb stripper who crushes beer cans and patrons faces with her endowments.
//Go once to say you've been.
///Con friend into "special dance" from Goldie
 
2008-10-14 04:53:02 PM
Having been there I'm guessing he asked someone to do it.

/the "talent" sucks
//probably just wanted to drink in peace
 
2008-10-14 04:53:10 PM
www.simpsoncrazy.com

Ah, my eye! My doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it.
 
2008-10-14 04:54:54 PM
rfoust: The Angry Hand of God: Just go here, ask for a lapdance from Blondie. You might not lose an eye but you will definetely have at least a shiner.

I believe you mean, GOLDIE and you are right about the shiner. I am sorry to say that I have witnessed this atrocity first hand.

/Goldie is a 60+ year old, ~235lb stripper who crushes beer cans and patrons faces with her endowments.
//Go once to say you've been.
///Con friend into "special dance" from Goldie


It is Blondie. She actually had a comic book about her called the adventures of Blondie Strange.
 
2008-10-14 04:56:01 PM
I live in sioux city. Mavericks is what we call "stripper's last stand". It is located in the rundown stockyards section of town. A couple years back, they introduced "masectamy mondays" where they featured girls who had lost one or both breasts to cancer. Never been there, but it seems like a real classy place.
 
2008-10-14 04:56:49 PM
carrion_luggage: Sorry, can't see the phrase "nudie bar" without thinking of this guy:



/where the girlies dance
//in their underpants
///at the nudie bar


Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut.
At the nudie bar!
 
2008-10-14 04:58:22 PM
the comments at the bottom of that article are hilarious

commenter wrote on Oct 14, 2008 3:21 PM:

" haha good one ryan. I agree. "



Again and Again wrote on Oct 14, 2008 2:46 PM:

" This bar needs to be CLOSED DOWN there is nothing good on the inside and trouble lingering outside. There is a nice gentlemans club over on 4th. "



Jenn wrote on Oct 14, 2008 2:09 PM:

" I know that violence never solves anything, but I guess it is the skeptic in me that must ask.. if this is the second eye this individual has lost in a fight at this same location...was it provoked??? "



CINDY wrote on Oct 14, 2008 1:50 PM:

" THAT BAR SHOULD OF BEEN CLOSED YEARS AGO. THE GIRLS IN THERE ARE DISGUSTING.! "



Ryan wrote on Oct 14, 2008 1:16 PM:

" I'm pretty sure that you would have to be blind to like the girls at Mavericks. "



wow wrote on Oct 14, 2008 12:44 PM:

" What are people thinking? Stay home and stay out of trouble. "



What they say wrote on Oct 14, 2008 12:35 PM:

" I guess the saying is true. if you look at that kind of stuff ( nudity) long enough, you will go blind. "


i know i'm not the first one to point this out. sew soux me.
 
2008-10-14 04:58:45 PM
KingoftheCheese: I live in sioux city. Mavericks is what we call "stripper's last stand". It is located in the rundown stockyards section of town. A couple years back, they introduced "masectamy mondays" where they featured girls who had lost one or both breasts to cancer. Never been there, but it seems like a real classy place.

Thats pretty hot but I usually like to fap to girls with C-section scars.
 
2008-10-14 04:59:29 PM
Where you can't touch a breast,
but you can cave in your chest....


/the nudie bar
 
2008-10-14 04:59:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJLgeiqNL6M

/Approves
//Not a rick roll
 
2008-10-14 04:59:30 PM
Eye injury number 2?

caseysoftware.com
 
2008-10-14 04:59:38 PM
RAH-RAH-RYE! PUNCH HIM IN THE EYE! RAH-RAH-RAS! PUNCH HIM IN THE OTHER EYE!
 
2008-10-14 05:00:46 PM
TAH of God,

No freakin way...

I would love to locate that comic. I have some friends in Atlanta that would really enjoy that.

Coulda sworn it was Goldie, but I am not returning for verification. The worst part is, that I was tricked into walking miles from midtown to get there by a very persuasive man in a motorized wheelchair. Oh well, I suppose it makes for a decent story.
 
2008-10-14 05:02:25 PM
My friends told me about a time they went to the nudie bar. They said one chick was pretty much full term pregnant and another one only had one arm.
 
2008-10-14 05:03:18 PM
The Angry Hand of God: Just go here, ask for a lapdance from Blondie. You might not lose an eye but you will definetely have at least a shiner.

Yeah, there also used to be a club in Atlanta called the "Purple Onion" on Stewart Ave. that had a pretty bad reputation, too.
 
2008-10-14 05:04:45 PM
practice
 
2008-10-14 05:05:02 PM
spikedsynapse: was it this guy
/hotlinkin


did i miss hilarity in another thread?!!
link me!
 
2008-10-14 05:05:18 PM
One last pass at this thread...

"And now for the motion before us for me to stay away from this titty bar. Do I have any ayes? ... Nae? See you here next week then."

/sorry
 
2008-10-14 05:06:15 PM
KingoftheCheese: I live in sioux city. Mavericks is what we call "stripper's last stand". It is located in the rundown stockyards section of town. A couple years back, they introduced "masectamy mondays" where they featured girls who had lost one or both breasts to cancer. Never been there, but it seems like a real classy place.

Wow, of all the countless strip bars I've been too in my life that's the first time I've heard of one featuring that. Guess there's always something more to live for.
 
2008-10-14 05:07:17 PM
The Angry Hand of God: KingoftheCheese: I live in sioux city. Mavericks is what we call "stripper's last stand". It is located in the rundown stockyards section of town. A couple years back, they introduced "masectamy mondays" where they featured girls who had lost one or both breasts to cancer. Never been there, but it seems like a real classy place.

Thats pretty hot but I usually like to fap to girls with C-section scars.


Clermont Lounge has it all. *shudder*

There was an old strip club called the Cypress Lounge back when I was in high school that we called the Syphilis Lounge.

Clermont Lounge is like a Carney strip club.
 
2008-10-14 05:07:20 PM
Yeah. If you go to perkins around 2 am on the weekends, you can definatly see the difference between the girls that dance at mavericks and the girls from the 'upper class ' gentlemans club on fourth st. The girls from teasers are maybe 7's and the girls from mavericks are a solid -1.
 
2008-10-14 05:07:56 PM
bride_of_adam_cole: My friends told me about a time they went to the nudie bar. They said one chick was pretty much full term pregnant and another one only had one arm.

Sounds like a place I went to in Michigan. Can't remember the name of it, but it's in Decatur.
 
2008-10-14 05:07:57 PM
rfoust: The Angry Hand of God: Just go here, ask for a lapdance from Blondie. You might not lose an eye but you will definetely have at least a shiner.

I believe you mean, GOLDIE and you are right about the shiner. I am sorry to say that I have witnessed this atrocity first hand.

/Goldie is a 60+ year old, ~235lb stripper who crushes beer cans and patrons faces with her endowments.
//Go once to say you've been.
///Con friend into "special dance" from Goldie


I went once, I wouldn't even recommend doing it just to say you've been. It's like poking yourself in the eye just to say you did it.

/witnessed said beer can crushing
//was not impressed
 
2008-10-14 05:08:33 PM
mybabysmomma: Do nudie bars have a special braille section?

Yes, it's called the Champagne Room...
 
2008-10-14 05:08:37 PM
PullItOut: Didn't his momma tell him if he did that too much he'd go blind?

Win.
 
2008-10-14 05:10:40 PM
As far as losing eyeballs goes, he won't have to worry about that anymore. Won't have to worry about nudie bars either.
 
2008-10-14 05:10:46 PM
I got a black eye from a stripper once. I was sitting back in my chair when she kicked me in the head with her 8 inch heels. She claimed that she usually wore shoes with less of a heel and just lost track of how big her shoe really was. That wasn't pleasnt at work the next day.
 
2008-10-14 05:11:24 PM
Telos: mybabysmomma: Do nudie bars have a special braille section?

Yes, it's called the Champagne Room...


I thought the rule was, they can touch you but you can't touch them.
 
2008-10-14 05:12:13 PM
Arkanaut: mandingueiro: Fark: during a crack deal.

No. That isn't even Fark material.


That makes it LESS newsworthy.

KingoftheCheese: I live in sioux city. Mavericks is what we call "stripper's last stand". It is located in the rundown stockyards section of town. A couple years back, they introduced "masectamy mondays" where they featured girls who had lost one or both breasts to cancer. Never been there, but it seems like a real classy place.

Oh god, that can't be real.
/From Davenport IA
//I don't think Sugars had breast cancer chicks
/Which would explain why I never went
 
2008-10-14 05:13:12 PM
It takes a certain kind of man to lose an eye at a nudie bar. It takes an even more special man to do it again


And it takes a special kind of man to laugh at that man.
 
2008-10-14 05:14:54 PM
This calls for an eyeronic tag. Zing!
 
2008-10-14 05:15:15 PM
Ah - "nudie" bar...

... For some reason, I read it as "noodle" bar and came expecting chopstick related injuries.

www.mikelobban.ca
 
2008-10-14 05:15:44 PM
The Angry Hand of God: Just go here, ask for a lapdance from Blondie. You might not lose an eye but you will definetely have at least a shiner.

Classy, classy joint. Got to love a strip club where the strippers have to feed change into the jukebox before they take the stage.

/The wife threw away the crushed PBR can Blondie gave me...
 
2008-10-14 05:16:21 PM
she also speaks german. Had a german buddy she hit on.

Ahh the clermont where old strippers go to die.

Goldie

atlanta.metromix.com

/link hot, old and sweaty.

The Angry Hand of God: rfoust: The Angry Hand of God: Just go here, ask for a lapdance from Blondie. You might not lose an eye but you will definetely have at least a shiner.

I believe you mean, GOLDIE and you are right about the shiner. I am sorry to say that I have witnessed this atrocity first hand.

/Goldie is a 60+ year old, ~235lb stripper who crushes beer cans and patrons faces with her endowments.
//Go once to say you've been.
///Con friend into "special dance" from Goldie

It is Blondie. She actually had a comic book about her called the adventures of Blondie Strange.
 
2008-10-14 05:16:49 PM
farm1.static.flickr.com

Best use of location in the name of a Nudie Bar.
 
2008-10-14 05:17:11 PM
Oh it was real. I used to run a bowling alley in the same district and they brought flyers up to see if we could post them. The guy (sleazy as hell) said the night would be "hot."
 
2008-10-14 05:18:18 PM
icanhazsteak: I went once, I wouldn't even recommend doing it just to say you've been. It's like poking yourself in the eye just to say you did it.

/witnessed said beer can crushing
//was not impressed


Aw, but have you seen her do the matchstick trick? She puts one through each pierced nipple and swings them around like propellers until the match lights. It's surreal. Totally did not know what I was lookin' at...
 
2008-10-14 05:18:29 PM
anopheles: hooray! First greenlight!

Well, knowing what I've heard about Mavericks, his experience will be vastly improved.



/proud subby


As someone who recently got his first greenlight, I'm getting a kick out of this reply.

/don't submit a headline and then drink and watch football
//you will miss the entire thread
///pissed about that, but still proud
/congrats subby
 
2008-10-14 05:19:44 PM
Ahh, good to hear that times never change.
There used to be this bar in Rock Island/Quad Cities back in the 70's.
Lovely place. First time I saw a girl make hand lotion fly 30 feet and splash off the wall. Mostly hand lotion.
 
2008-10-14 05:20:00 PM
I mean until both matches light. Propellers alight! Whatta sight!
 
2008-10-14 05:20:14 PM
jdjackson31: On the bright side, this guy has pretty much lost his reasoning to hang around a nudie bar at this point.

On the contrary... now he gets to see with his hands. Probably a federal regulation that would require it as "equal access".
 
2008-10-14 05:23:45 PM
I sitting here laughing my ass off. I wonder how long I'll have to spend in purgatory for reading this thread.
 
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