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(My San Antonio)   San Antonio police no longer can use tasers on redneck methheads. Wood shampoo still okay   (mysanantonio.com) divider line 110
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2008-10-14 11:19:22 AM  
There's a shower + morning wood + shampoo joke in here somewhere but I don't have it.
 
2008-10-14 11:20:28 AM  
Don't stick your morning wood in the shampoo whilst taking a shower.
 
2008-10-14 11:20:33 AM  
and no more than one officer at a time should use a Taser against a person, according to the new policy.shiat!
 
2008-10-14 11:20:42 AM  
studebaker hoch: There's a shower + morning wood + shampoo joke in here somewhere but I don't have it.

You've gotta be careful mixing those three things! Ever gotten shampoo in your p-hole? It is no joking matter.
 
2008-10-14 11:20:46 AM  
I'm all for restricting the use of tasers. Deploy them only instead of lethal force, not to force compliance.

But aren't drug addled nutbags exactly the people you'd need to shock the hell out of?
 
2008-10-14 11:22:05 AM  
A Wood Shampoo in every Hippy Commune!!!!

/at least they will get one shower that year...
 
2008-10-14 11:24:52 AM  
does nobody else find the term "redneck meathead" sorta offensive?
 
2008-10-14 11:25:00 AM  
Limiting it to one officer at a time is not really a ban.
 
2008-10-14 11:25:07 AM  
URBAN DICTIONARY:

1. wood shampoo

An occurence by which a person is beaten about the head and shoulders with a nightstick or other wooden club.
"HAW HAW HAW,that nubian resisted arrest,and got a wood shampoo for his troubles."
 
2008-10-14 11:25:55 AM  
fireclown: does nobody else find the term "redneck meathead" sorta offensive redundant?

FTFY
 
2008-10-14 11:25:58 AM  
fireclown: find the term "redneck meathead" sorta offensive?

Yes totally, but redneck meth-head is fine
 
2008-10-14 11:26:38 AM  
Okay, glad I don't work for SAPD. The whole reason I carry a taser is so when I go up against a enraged drug fueled junkie who hasn't slept in a week and has grossly out of proportion strength, I don't have to get myself seriously hurt while trying to take control.

So what are they supposed to do now? Beat them down with their baton or obviously the better choice, shoot them.

/junkies and the mentally disturbed have unbelievable strength
 
2008-10-14 11:26:41 AM  
T-Luv: fireclown: does nobody else find the term "redneck meathead" sorta offensiveredundant?

FTFY


oops

FTFM
 
2008-10-14 11:27:12 AM  
fireclown: does nobody else find the term "redneck meathead" sorta offensive?

Someone ask Rob Reiner...
 
2008-10-14 11:27:51 AM  
Are there many redneck meth-heads in San Antonio? I haven't seen them.

I think subby may not be familiar with the actual demographics around here. Rednecks are definitely in the minority.
 
2008-10-14 11:29:10 AM  
Just use a shotgun with 00 buckshot.
 
2008-10-14 11:29:50 AM  
The Angry Hand of God: Ever gotten shampoo in your p-hole? It is no joking matter.

And it's more common than you think!

/anti-centipede shampoo also fights sand build-up
 
2008-10-14 11:29:54 AM  
I find the term wood shampoo arousing, and not in a bad way.
 
2008-10-14 11:30:17 AM  
According to Wikipedia, San Antonio is almost 90% non-white. But sure, subby - it's all the redneck methheads that need tasing.

Bigot.
 
2008-10-14 11:30:54 AM  
Subby -3,
 
2008-10-14 11:31:53 AM  
GookNukem: According to Wikipedia, San Antonio is almost 90% non-white. But sure, subby - it's all the redneck methheads that need tasing.

Bigot.


It isn't like you can't be a latino redneck. Believe me.
 
2008-10-14 11:32:35 AM  
thank god for tasers i wood never get laid without them
 
2008-10-14 11:32:54 AM  
i211.photobucket.com
 
2008-10-14 11:32:55 AM  
In the classic Roman era, the cops had a circular net with weights around its periphery.
 
2008-10-14 11:33:49 AM  
Fine, fine...there are not a lot of rednecks in San Antonio.

Can't we just agree that ALL Methheads need a good Tasing every now and then. If they die...meh. Their offspring are better off without them.

/not submitter..but love the wood shampoo reference
 
2008-10-14 11:33:52 AM  
The only way to stop the hippies is with a catch/neuter/release program... with the occasional bath... with steal wool.
 
2008-10-14 11:33:59 AM  
Back in high school government class (late '80s), the teacher would occasionally show videos--documentaries about protesters in the '60s. And this inspired a lot of my classmates. They thought there was something cool about hippies standing up to The Man.

But I was the guy who, watching the cops give filthy hippies a wood shampoo, thought that few things in life must be more satisfying than repeatedly bouncing a police baton off the brittle skull of some shaggy, patchouli-drenched, fly-magnet.

Don't get me wrong, I agree with most of their aims: civil rights are good, the Vietnam War was bad, and The Man certainly does try to keep a brother down. But opening up a can of whup-ass on hippies sure looked like a load of fun.

I was kind of conflicted that way. I still enjoy a good taserin' or a wood shampoo on an episode of "Cops."
 
2008-10-14 11:34:18 AM  
I agree. Stop using the tasers. Ban the tasers.
In any situation where a taser would have been used... use a .45

/Thin the heard!
 
2008-10-14 11:36:49 AM  
signaljammer: In the classic Roman era, the cops had a circular net with weights around its periphery.

I have found myself marveling that there seems to be no way to immobilize a dude without staving his head in OR needlessly endanger the policemanofficer.
 
2008-10-14 11:36:57 AM  
The Angry Hand of God

Ever gotten shampoo in your p-hole? It is no joking matter.

Not all shampoo and soap brands sting the snake eye. You have to find one you like.
 
2008-10-14 11:37:26 AM  
studebaker hoch: There's a shower + morning wood + shampoo joke in here somewhere but I don't have it

Kevis Shampoo?
 
2008-10-14 11:37:36 AM  
Aevum: Thin the heard!

Idiot.
 
2008-10-14 11:38:31 AM  
I have officially added "wood shampoo" to my snark-cabulary.

Fark.com is my anti-drug.
 
2008-10-14 11:42:53 AM  
CruJones: Are there many redneck meth-heads in San Antonio? I haven't seen them.

I think subby may not be familiar with the actual demographics around here. Rednecks are definitely in the minority.


What about redhead methnecks?
 
2008-10-14 11:43:17 AM  
Well shiat. Now the San Antonio episodes of Cops are going to suck.
But at least I'll have insider knowledge on the lunch room Cops pool!.. in about 10 years.

Per episode
Tase / No Tase (1:1)
Shirts or Skins (1:1)
Foghat Shirt (8:1)
Tranny (2:1)
"Because I was scared" (1:2)
Foot chase - no car chase leader (3:1)
...

That's beer money right there.
 
2008-10-14 11:43:42 AM  
The Laughing Kookaburra
Idiot.

I remember when fark was a funny place; where people would realize where the jokes were instead of always assuming an unintentional mistake.

I miss that fark.
/Sigh
 
2008-10-14 11:43:43 AM  
www.cleanreport.com

Is it like this stuff?
 
2008-10-14 11:44:35 AM  
The Angry Hand of God You've gotta be careful mixing those three things! Ever gotten shampoo in your p-hole? It is no joking matter.

Learn to pee in the shower then. Problem solved.


fireclown It isn't like you can't be a latino redneck. Believe me.

i46.photobucket.com
 
2008-10-14 11:45:45 AM  
You know what they say, shampoo for friends, real poo for enemies.
 
2008-10-14 11:46:40 AM  
TFA says nothing about meth-heads or meat-heads.


/subby needs to read the TFA
//subby also needs to look up San Antonio in Wikki
///subby is a
img1.fark.net
 
2008-10-14 11:46:48 AM  
I trim my pubes and then use head & shoulders so they get nice and shiny.

/Too much info?
 
2008-10-14 11:46:58 AM  
Aevum: I remember when fark was a funny place;

It's okay, people are still not reading the articles, so we got that going for us.
 
2008-10-14 11:47:13 AM  
img88.echo.cx
 
2008-10-14 11:47:26 AM  
Police Chief William McManus has enacted two major changes to the Police Department's policy on the use of Tasers.

Officers now are prohibited from using the weapons against anyone "known to be under the influence of drugs"....



Well yes folks, he does appear to be an moran, doesnt he.


....and no more than one officer at a time should use a Taser against a person, according to the new policy.


Which should just go to show everybody, even a Moran can have a not stupid idea once in a while.
 
2008-10-14 11:48:45 AM  
bp0.blogger.com

Fine, set it to "Kill", gotcha. It's all the same to me, really.
 
2008-10-14 11:48:54 AM  
fireclown:

I have found myself marveling that there seems to be no way to immobilize a dude without staving his head in OR needlessly endanger the policemanofficer.


It's called a BOLO (new window) and if a cop cannot master a primative weapon, you shouldn't give them a gun.
 
2008-10-14 11:49:41 AM  
Does this mean that tasering your 10 year old stepson is now a firing offense?
 
2008-10-14 11:51:08 AM  
geniusiknowit: CruJones: Are there many redneck meth-heads in San Antonio? I haven't seen them.

I think subby may not be familiar with the actual demographics around here. Rednecks are definitely in the minority.

What about redhead methnecks?


Googled it... but it wasn't there. :(

I did find a redhead potneck!

webpages.charter.net
 
2008-10-14 11:52:31 AM  
CygnusDarius I trim my pubes and then use head & shoulders so they get nice and shiny.

/Too much info?


Yes it is.

Now all I picture is some commercial of a dude brushing dandruff off his shorts and/or some broad's face.


i5.photobucket.com
THIS MAN HAS NUT DANDER!
 
2008-10-14 11:52:36 AM  
lukelightning: You know what they say, shampoo for real friends, real poo for enemies. sham friends.

FTFY
 
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