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(Sports by Brooks)   Little-known Arizona Cardinals linebacker the hero on Sunday for scoring game-winning TD vs. Cowboys; is hero the other 364 days of the year for marrying nudie model wife (with semi-NSFW pics)   (sportsbybrooks.com ) divider line
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2008-10-14 07:44:54 AM  
while I am in awe of his skank wife, it is the beat down of the cowgirls that I appreciate most.
 
2008-10-14 07:48:41 AM  
Dear Amanda,

The 80s called, they want their headband back.
 
2008-10-14 07:51:32 AM  
Why does marrying a girl that thousands of people have seen naked make you a hero?
 
2008-10-14 07:56:40 AM  

mdfitzsimmons: Why does marrying a girl that thousands of people have seen naked make you a hero?


because we 'fap' it to her ... and he gets to drill her.
 
DD0
2008-10-14 07:58:34 AM  
Is SbB farking kidding? They put up a post about a nudie model and then they have the nerve to say "we don't post nudie pics"? What a bunch of farking ass holes.
 
2008-10-14 08:17:11 AM  

zooyorkfreak: mdfitzsimmons: Why does marrying a girl that thousands of people have seen naked make you a hero?

because we 'fap' it to her ... and he gets to drill her.


this.
 
2008-10-14 08:47:17 AM  

TommyBahama: zooyorkfreak: mdfitzsimmons: Why does marrying a girl that thousands of people have seen naked make you a hero?

because we 'fap' it to her ... and he gets to drill her.

this.


and THIS again
 
2008-10-14 09:02:48 AM  
Dear hot girls:

Please don't embarrass the rest of your sex and use your beauty to snag ugly but rich guys. We're trying to get over the whole "big ol' ho" thing and you're not helping.

Best,
The Rest of Womankind
 
2008-10-14 09:11:15 AM  
Marisyana, leave those who seek out relationships for reasons other than companionship to their own self-destructive behavior. Unless, of course, you prefer to target the ugly-but-rich guys yourself, in which case you wouldn't be one to talk. Otherwise, what's the problem?

/My issue is with people who throw around the word "hero" like confetti
 
2008-10-14 09:23:48 AM  

Marisyana: Dear hot girls:

Please don't embarrass the rest of your sex and use your beauty to snag ugly but rich guys. We're trying to get over the whole "big ol' ho" thing and you're not helping.

Best,
The Rest of Womankind


Glad to see that we've finally found out who the Spokesman for the Rest of Womankind is.
 
2008-10-14 09:26:13 AM  
www.demotivateus.com
 
2008-10-14 09:41:32 AM  
I'd split those uprights.

/got nuthin
 
2008-10-14 09:56:30 AM  
Marisyana: Dear hot girls:

Please don't embarrass the rest of your sex and use your beauty to snag ugly but rich guys. We're trying to get over the whole "big ol' ho" thing and you're not helping.

Best,
The Rest of Womankind


Isn't that what "hot" girls are supposed to do? Notice the quotes, as she's not really a 10, so shouldn't get a 10 back. That's just math.
 
2008-10-14 09:56:51 AM  
i34.tinypic.com
 
2008-10-14 10:28:18 AM  

sbrister: TommyBahama: zooyorkfreak: mdfitzsimmons: Why does marrying a girl that thousands of people have seen naked make you a hero?

because we 'fap' it to her ... and he gets to drill her.

this.

and THIS again


fap fap fap fap fap...Yeah, what they said...fap fap fap fap
 
2008-10-14 10:29:47 AM  
It's almost as though having a lot of money and a really hard body makes a man attractive to hot chicks. Huh. I know, it's a pretty "out there" hypothesis.

Well, I'm off to ponder my lack of money and 20 extra lbs. I'll see if I can puzzle out the rest of this equation.
 
2008-10-14 10:30:08 AM  

Marisyana: Dear hot girls:

Please don't embarrass the rest of your sex and use your beauty to snag ugly but rich guys. We're trying to get over the whole "big ol' ho" thing and you're not helping.

Best,
The Rest of Womankind


He probably has a nice body if he's a line backer. NFL players usually get hot wives.
 
2008-10-14 11:23:42 AM  
img.fark.net?
 
2008-10-14 11:52:03 AM  
web-site blocked, may I have the female's name so I can be in the loop?
 
2008-10-14 11:56:48 AM  

ltrain2: web-site blocked, may I have the female's name so I can be in the loop?


Amanda Carraway
 
2008-10-14 12:05:39 PM  

Drunk Astronaut: Marisyana: Dear hot girls:

Please don't embarrass the rest of your sex and use your beauty to snag ugly but rich guys. We're trying to get over the whole "big ol' ho" thing and you're not helping.

Best,
The Rest of Womankind

Glad to see that we've finally found out who the Spokesmanwoman for the Rest of Womankind is.


I do what I can. Also FTFY.

Seriously, it's an embarrassment. If I were Playboy or lad mag hot? I would score an equally hot guy. Sure, the guy might have money but you might actually have to have sex with him. Call yourself a whore and get it over with, no crap about how sweet he is or how he has a good personality.

/looking at you, Melania Krauss/Carmella DeCesare/Elisabeth Hasselbeck/more to the list that I can't think of
//not hating, just saying
 
2008-10-14 12:39:42 PM  
Marisyana: Seriously, it's an embarrassment. If I were Playboy or lad mag hot? I would score an equally hot guy. Sure, the guy might have money but you might actually have to have sex with him. Call yourself a whore and get it over with, no crap about how sweet he is or how he has a good personality.

You know, to some, money (and the lifestyle it brings) is a turn on. Now, Anna Nicole? *cough* gold-digger.
 
2008-10-14 12:49:40 PM  
You mean to tell me that there are some women who don't think we know that copious amounts of money is the ultimate trump card? Quaint.
 
2008-10-14 12:53:23 PM  
Sure, hot, but what, is her liver failing?
 
2008-10-14 12:58:28 PM  
atpgod [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 12:39:42 PM
Marisyana: Seriously, it's an embarrassment. If I were Playboy or lad mag hot? I would score an equally hot guy. Sure, the guy might have money but you might actually have to have sex with him. Call yourself a whore and get it over with, no crap about how sweet he is or how he has a good personality.

You know, to some, money (and the lifestyle it brings) is a turn on. Now, Anna Nicole? *cough* gold-digger.



Funny, thing about that...She wasn't as much of a gold digger as I originally thought.

She turned Down the ol' geezer (OG) for months before they started dating...where OG showered her with gifts and such...to the point where she was like.."yeah I can keep working the b-team at a local strip joint or date a really old billionaire who buys me nice things..."

She also turned down his numerous marriage proposals for something like 3 years...

Basically she was a down-and-out stripper who attracted a really rich guy (Think Pretty woman..only less pretty, more woman, and lot of crazy toward the end)

/side note..Monty Biesel used to play for the pats...he's was super athletic, strong as an ox...just was struggling with system...I'm glad he landed don his feet...
 
2008-10-14 01:03:13 PM  
mrtoadswildride: Funny, thing about that...She wasn't as much of a gold digger as I originally thought.

She turned Down the ol' geezer (OG) for months before they started dating...where OG showered her with gifts and such...to the point where she was like.."yeah I can keep working the b-team at a local strip joint or date a really old billionaire who buys me nice things..."

She also turned down his numerous marriage proposals for something like 3 years...


Isn't that what Gold Digging is?
 
2008-10-14 01:46:58 PM  
took me a while but Amanda Renae (NSFW)

/jackpot
//the GIS..it does something
 
OGC
2008-10-14 01:47:11 PM  
I'm not saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke Arizona Cardinal linebackers...
 
2008-10-14 01:51:57 PM  
He may be rich and in shape, but I've seen his wife's butthole.
 
2008-10-14 02:33:52 PM  
How do you meet girls like that? Are you looking at porn one day, see a hot chick, decide, "hmm, if only I could hit that...." and then realize you have people that can make it happen. So you call up your agent, ask him how you can meet Amanda, and pretty soon, she's putting out for you.
 
2008-10-14 02:50:23 PM  
madden101: How do you meet girls like that? Are you looking at porn one day, see a hot chick, decide, "hmm, if only I could hit that...." and then realize you have people that can make it happen. So you call up your agent, ask him how you can meet Amanda, and pretty soon, she's putting out for you.

That's probably exactly how it went.
 
2008-10-14 02:54:02 PM  
madden101: How do you meet girls like that? Are you looking at porn one day, see a hot chick, decide, "hmm, if only I could hit that...." and then realize you have people that can make it happen. So you call up your agent, ask him how you can meet Amanda, and pretty soon, she's putting out for you.

atpgod: That's probably exactly how it went.

Yeah.
 
2008-10-14 07:39:38 PM  

OGC: I'm not saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke Arizona Cardinal linebackers...


came here to say this
 
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