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(Pravda)   Sexual Strike in Sudan   (english.pravda.ru) divider line 50
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2003-01-01 01:40:12 AM
LOOOOOOOOOL!!! w3rd!
 
2003-01-01 01:41:14 AM
Sucks to be them! A sexual strike isnt happening in my house, so Im Happy.
 
2003-01-01 01:43:33 AM
Another note.. I tried depriving my hubby of sex to get what I want.. Didnt last a day before I jumped on him so fast,surprised I didnt get rug burn...LOL
 
2003-01-01 01:44:17 AM
Photoshop?
 
2003-01-01 01:44:38 AM
I've been on an involutary sexual strike for over 16 years.
 
2003-01-01 01:45:24 AM
 
2003-01-01 01:48:14 AM
This would explain the recent increase of Upper Nile women for sale online
 
2003-01-01 01:48:18 AM
Tatu had just been booked in the Sudan.
 
2003-01-01 01:49:02 AM


I'd hit it.
 
2003-01-01 01:49:17 AM
Bought time!
 
2003-01-01 01:49:55 AM
Lysistrata!
 
2003-01-01 01:57:03 AM
It seems a little late for them to have a sex strike. I mean, look at their status:

cannot vote
cannot drive a car
cannot hold a job
cannot speak to a man unless spoken to
cannot go out in public without a male escort
cannot show any skin in public
clitorus removed so they will never be tempted to cheat

Now theres this pointless war where the men start killing each other... so NOW THEY HAVE THE NO-SEX PROTEST!?

ah well.. the no-clitorus this probably makes it a lot easier.
 
2003-01-01 02:00:31 AM
So, it that, like, where they don't get laid or anything, or what, dude?
 
2003-01-01 02:04:32 AM
I mean "the no-clitorus THING".. damn it!..

I always have to make at least one typo in all my posts. I'm beginning to think the typos are caused by some sort of cosmic force working to make me look like a friggen idiot. I'm glad it must believe I need help with this.

What does that say about you people who never make typos.. uh-huh.
 
2003-01-01 02:07:42 AM
Oh, and by the way, it's spelled "clitoris."

Macho_maggot are teh good grammer persan.
 
2003-01-01 02:07:44 AM
you spelled "clitoris" wrong.....
 
2003-01-01 02:08:31 AM
God damn you, MotherFarker, 2 seconds.
 
2003-01-01 02:15:26 AM
Yea, tell men with guns they don't get any sex. I don't forsee any problems.
 
2003-01-01 02:27:31 AM
Well, that is until the women start committing suicide to thwart the men with guns. We'll have a rash of necrophilia in the Sudan....or we'll get a bunch of men who suddenly don't think sodomy is all that bad, once you get used to it...
 
2003-01-01 02:29:20 AM
So, the middle ages have just started over there?

Time to get my rape on!
 
2003-01-01 02:38:58 AM
DAMNIT!! Wha'd I say.. huh? I don't type clitoris every day, that's my excuse. Since you're the experts, have you had any luck with your correctly spelled "clitorus" in any search engines lately?

Umm.. seriously, it seems like you'd be more likely to get a whole bunch of medical sites rather than decent pornography.
 
2003-01-01 02:42:34 AM
I believe the "clitorus" was a creature during the Cretaceous period that lured unsuspecting male into her warm dark cave where she would proceed to devour them.

But I could be wrong.

*Happy New Year*
 
2003-01-01 02:45:48 AM
Frankly, how I learned to spell the word "clitoris" is none of your goddamned business, Macho_Maggot.
 
2003-01-01 02:55:10 AM
(insert off-color South Park movie reference here)
 
2003-01-01 02:56:13 AM
 
2003-01-01 02:56:59 AM
How you got the power to spell it is not in question.

What have you done with that power since? Used it for good? For evil? For quashing the ignorant? Perhaps your ability and fame will grow until a day comes when you can rightfully call your self: Clitoris Man!--acurate speller of clitoris.

Ok, I'm done ;)
Anyway, happy new year.
 
2003-01-01 03:07:13 AM
I have used my powers of the clitoris to think of names for rock/heavy metal bands. For example, Magical Clitoris would make a good name for a heavy metal band. Yes, I stole this routine from Dave Barry, that no-talent hack.
 
2003-01-01 03:10:25 AM
Spaeking of Tatu...thoes ruskies are HOT!!
 
2003-01-01 03:19:26 AM
By the Power of the Clitoris!
A cookie to whoever gets it.
 
2003-01-01 03:21:35 AM
Chef. How do you get a girl to like you? Thats easy, you have to find the clitoris.
 
2003-01-01 03:24:42 AM
*shrug*
 
2003-01-01 03:35:07 AM
Well, ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, Macho_maggot.
 
2003-01-01 03:46:57 AM
 
2003-01-01 03:47:59 AM
Nurses aren't as sexy as they used to be!
 
2003-01-01 03:55:06 AM
Hello, am I imagining things or is this not a repeat?
 
2003-01-01 05:08:54 AM
I guess these women never heard of non-union laborers. Or the guys could just hire foreign laborers.
 
2003-01-01 05:13:38 AM
Pravda.ru is so full of shiat.
 
2003-01-01 06:41:13 AM

I'd strike it!
 
2003-01-01 08:21:33 AM
I thought that's why we fight...for our women!

Make up your minds females.
 
2003-01-01 08:51:05 AM
DATTAWAY~ How bout giving the URL for all the redheaded girls again,I'm feeling rather like committing some "catricide" er "felinocide"??!
 
2003-01-01 08:52:35 AM
"she deprived they of woman love"

first of all, horrible grammar!

but my point - does this mean that the gay guys are still fighting?

and wasn't there a story about this two days ago?
 
2003-01-01 09:38:00 AM
By the power of clitoris?

Isn't that from He-Man?

Or was that "By the power of Greyskull!"?

I can't remember.
 
2003-01-01 10:21:05 AM
I guess that she taught ancient greek literature?

-FZR
 
2003-01-01 11:29:33 AM
The clit?
 
2003-01-01 11:30:17 AM
you mean women think they have a choice? maybe this would work for men that can't control their biatches...
 
2003-01-01 12:28:26 PM
Deprive men of sex to stop a war? Oh, that's really going to go a long way in improving the mens state of mind. (heavy sarcasm) Men that don't get laid probably live to blow shiat up and shoot at people. Dumb biatch of The Year Award to the woman who thought this one up.
 
2003-01-01 12:30:59 PM
So much for my trip to the Sudan.
 
2003-01-02 12:00:46 AM
This sounds strikingly similar to a play by Aristophanes... (or some such greek comedic playwrite...) Anyone know what I'm talking about?
 
2003-01-02 03:37:30 PM
For the edification of FluffGrenade:

The referenced article states that "The idea of the woman strike was borrowed from the Aristophane comedy "Lysistrata." The heroin who was in despair invented an unusual way to make men stop war: she deprived they of woman love."

So.
 
2003-01-02 10:20:25 PM
A Sexual Strike
We've taught them not to feel
non-performance is their task
A Sexual Strike
Its time is arriving now for you
 
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