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2008-10-13 10:20:30 AM  
I sort of miss entertainment that had something to offer besides "who is fu*king whom, and in what manner".
 
2008-10-13 10:20:39 AM  

WhatTheFoobies: Tat'dGreaser: You can't claim that people can be bisexual and turn around and be outraged when they do.

But there seem to be a huge amount of people who seem to believe that people can't be bisexual



Heads, Hairpie! Tails, Balls across the nose.
 
2008-10-13 10:21:13 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: That would mean something if you actually knew what the f*ck those goals are.


For some it is increased status and wealth. For others it may be nothing more that to ride or drive a particular car, get a nice meal or gifts, or simply just to have sex with a "hot" guy.
 
2008-10-13 10:22:49 AM  
This is just a phase in young female celeb's path, a form of attention-whoring. They don't care how many kittens get snuffed out in the process.
 
2008-10-13 10:22:51 AM  

littlett's: For some it is increased status and wealth. For others it may be nothing more that to ride or drive a particular car, get a nice meal or gifts, or simply just to have sex with a "hot" guy.


Ha! Once women stop fighting each other over everything and stop going for guys that they know will f*ck them over, then we can talk.
 
2008-10-13 10:23:47 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: That would mean something if you actually knew what the f*ck those goals are.


Do females really look like a person with a plan? You know what they are? Dogs chasing cars. They wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, They just do things. Lesbians have plans, gays have plans, hell men have got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their worlds. Women aren't schemers. They try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when they say that you and your crushed soul was nothing personal, you know that they're telling the truth.
 
2008-10-13 10:23:49 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: littlett's: I still don't get why some (see? I said some) lesbians are attracted to women who look like men.

The reason some lesbians "look like men" is they are not trying to be attractive to men. That is, any otherwise unremarkable human being with easy to maintain hair, no makeup and comfortable and practical clothing and shoes will tend to look like a man because that is how men generally present themselves.


But wouldn't they want to be attractive to women who LIKE WOMEN?

I mean, if i were a lesbian, and i wanted to pick up a chick, I wouldn't go after a woman that looked more manly than your average WWE superstar. Why would someone who wants a woman go after a woman who looks like a dude?! Conversely, if I were a lesbian trying to get the eye of another lesbian, my first thought wouldn't be "I better impress her by looking like a man!"

At least, that's my perspective as a straight male. I'd like to know where I'm mistaken here.
 
2008-10-13 10:24:43 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Ha! Once women stop fighting each other over everything and stop going for guys that they know will f*ck them over, then we can talk.


And men don't do this as well? Just change guys to girls and it seem pretty fitting.
 
2008-10-13 10:24:55 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: littlett's: For some it is increased status and wealth. For others it may be nothing more that to ride or drive a particular car, get a nice meal or gifts, or simply just to have sex with a "hot" guy.

Ha! Once women stop fighting each other over everything and stop going for guys that they know will f*ck them over, then we can talk.


After being divorced twice I am considering just becoming one of the guys that they know will fark them over.
 
2008-10-13 10:24:56 AM  
jst3p Quote 2008-10-13 10:19:08 AM
littlett's: Tat'dGreaser: littlett's: That's better.

After reading your posts, I'm sticking with my original statement.

Silly boy. Women are manipulative and mean, we sometimes use any and all methods and measures to acheive our particular goals. And that is with other women. What makes you think we won't "dumb ourselves down" in order to control a few men.

While I believe you have a valid point, it is always usually the woman who ends up crying. I think the playing field is a little more level than either side wants to admit.


I don't know who the hell most of you are in real life but, none of us have seen it all out there. But in my opinion jst3p is quite a wise guy. Women may teach us the game, and it will filter through to all eventually and it will be used for various reasons
 
2008-10-13 10:25:05 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Do females really look like a person with a plan? You know what they are? Dogs chasing cars. They wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, They just do things. Lesbians have plans, gays have plans, hell men have got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their worlds. Women aren't schemers. They try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when they say that you and your crushed soul was nothing personal, you know that they're telling the truth.


Well, here is another quote going in the profile.
 
2008-10-13 10:26:08 AM  

littlett's: And men don't do this as well? Just change guys to girls and it seem pretty fitting.


No, we don't. We compete for the sake of competition, not for a f*cking handbag and a big wedding ring. Men may be stupid but women are f*cking retarded.
 
2008-10-13 10:27:15 AM  
i see you goenie
 
2008-10-13 10:27:22 AM  
IdBeCrazyIf: Do females really look like a person with a plan? You know what they are? Dogs chasing cars. They wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, They just do things. Lesbians have plans, gays have plans, hell men have got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their worlds. Women aren't schemers. They try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when they say that you and your crushed soul was nothing personal, you know that they're telling the truth.

well I damn hope so, in Goddesses we trust
 
2008-10-13 10:28:16 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: littlett's: And men don't do this as well? Just change guys to girls and it seem pretty fitting.

No, we don't. We compete for the sake of competition, not for a f*cking handbag and a big wedding ring. Men may be stupid but women are f*cking retarded.


So you don't buy a bigger truck, or bike, or better sports car to one-up your friends? You don't get the biggest TV possible to be the envy of all of your friends when the come over?
 
2008-10-13 10:29:06 AM  

Elminst: texastag: At the swingers party I went to Saturday night they had a room just for girl on girl action.

Four of the ladies (my girlfriend's girlfriend and two hawt bi ladies they met at the party) invitied me in to "watch" them play. But, after about 20 minutes of warming each other up they asked me to join them.

Hopefully I will be recovered enough by this weekend to perform again.

I believe the proper response to this is;
PICS or STFU.


I believe he needs to be at the gym in 26 minutes...
 
2008-10-13 10:29:54 AM  
Mauxfauxs.
 
2008-10-13 10:29:57 AM  
littlett's [TotalFark] Quote 2008-10-13 10:28:16 AM
Tat'dGreaser: littlett's: And men don't do this as well? Just change guys to girls and it seem pretty fitting.

No, we don't. We compete for the sake of competition, not for a f*cking handbag and a big wedding ring. Men may be stupid but women are f*cking retarded.

So you don't buy a bigger truck, or bike, or better sports car to one-up your friends? You don't get the biggest TV possible to be the envy of all of your friends when the come over?


I don't I am surprised I get women, what they will do with me I don't know
 
2008-10-13 10:30:10 AM  

littlett's: So you don't buy a bigger truck, or bike, or better sports car to one-up your friends? You don't get the biggest TV possible to be the envy of all of your friends when the come over?


Not really...we just get the biggest farking TV possible cause we like purty things

Men.. we be simple yo
 
2008-10-13 10:31:08 AM  

littlett's: So you don't buy a bigger truck, or bike, or better sports car to one-up your friends? You don't get the biggest TV possible to be the envy of all of your friends when the come over?


Hahaha no! I have a truck so I can haul stuff around since I've moved a lot in the past 6 years. I've always wanted a bike so I figure may as well while I'm young. I don't have a big tv, if I did it would be to enjoy a kick ass movie experience. Guys compete with each other for bragging rights. If we lose thats it, or we go out to win. Women compete to f*ck each other over and hold grudges for years on end.
 
2008-10-13 10:31:21 AM  
bestuff.com
"Women don't like drama, and mind games. They like predictability."
 
2008-10-13 10:31:44 AM  

littlett's: How would you feel if you were in love with somebody if they were only just using you to get attention and and didn't actually care for you.


I'd probably regret that I paid for the hour up front.
 
2008-10-13 10:32:06 AM  
Empty Signal Gray, you and the other guys who sent in pics of gawdawful fugly dikes ruined my wet-daydream.
No more eyebleach !!!
 
2008-10-13 10:32:23 AM  

littlett's: Tat'dGreaser: littlett's: And men don't do this as well? Just change guys to girls and it seem pretty fitting.

No, we don't. We compete for the sake of competition, not for a f*cking handbag and a big wedding ring. Men may be stupid but women are f*cking retarded.

So you don't buy a bigger truck, or bike, or better sports car to one-up your friends? You don't get the biggest TV possible to be the envy of all of your friends when the come over?


Awwww honey, only Rednecks and yuppies do that. I drive a Kia and have a big TV to watch the Dolphins lose in glorious fashion.

While I admit lots of guys play the one up game on one another, it is much more common among women (in my opinion). For example:

If four guys are hitting the club they want to look good because they want to try and get laid. Four chicks doing the same will look good so they can mock whoever goes to the bathroom first.
 
2008-10-13 10:32:40 AM  

littlett's: So you don't buy a bigger truck, or bike, or better sports car to one-up your friends? You don't get the biggest TV possible to be the envy of all of your friends when the come over?


Much like women, it depends on the guy.

Most of the guys who operate like that, we call "douchebags."

The women who operate like that, we don't call at all.
 
2008-10-13 10:33:24 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Women compete to f*ck each other over and hold grudges for years on end.


Not always. And rearly do we wind up with bad knee injuries or scars from our competitions.
 
2008-10-13 10:33:25 AM  

Emperorsteele: At least, that's my perspective as a straight male. I'd like to know where I'm mistaken here.


Perhaps it's the fact that you're not a lesbian, but you presume to claim you know how to be a better lesbian than a real one?
 
2008-10-13 10:34:39 AM  
NYZooMan: If you just regard them as normal humans you might find that they're not particularly surly at all.

Compared to people in New York, maybe not. Compared to people in Lancaster, they're definitely more surly than average.

IdBeCrazyIf: There is some definite curiosity that could be 'encouraged' there.

I think I speak from authority on the matter.


Yes, but how to cultivate it is the problem.
 
2008-10-13 10:34:54 AM  
bunner Quote 2008-10-13 10:32:40 AM
littlett's: So you don't buy a bigger truck, or bike, or better sports car to one-up your friends? You don't get the biggest TV possible to be the envy of all of your friends when the come over?

Much like women, it depends on the guy.

Most of the guys who operate like that, we call "douchebags."

The women who operate like that, we don't call at all.


totally, W.R.M.W, why the fark would I want to be the envy of my male friends, they don't have boobies
 
2008-10-13 10:35:23 AM  

jst3p: If four guys are hitting the club they want to look good because they want to try and get laid. Four chicks doing the same will look good so they can mock whoever goes to the bathroom first.


Not always. We tend to make fun of the one that looks the sluttiest. Not always the first to go to the restroom.
 
2008-10-13 10:35:45 AM  

littlett's: Not always. And rearly do we wind up with bad knee injuries or scars from our competitions.


Proof positive, you're doing it wrong
 
2008-10-13 10:37:30 AM  

littlett's: jst3p: If four guys are hitting the club they want to look good because they want to try and get laid. Four chicks doing the same will look good so they can mock whoever goes to the bathroom first.

Not always. We tend to make fun of the one that looks the sluttiest. Not always the first to go to the restroom.


Mother of Christ, how do you keep from having apoplexy in the vortex of that tornado of hijinks?
 
2008-10-13 10:38:10 AM  
FTA: Gay social commentator Tim Duggan has described the "lesbian trend" as a fad which is actually doing "more damage than good".


I LOL'd

/I act 12 sometimes
//school teachers love it
 
2008-10-13 10:38:57 AM  
littlett's: So you don't buy a bigger truck, or bike, or better sports car to one-up your friends? You don't get the biggest TV possible to be the envy of all of your friends when the come over?

I don't. I want things that are nice for me. I've got no use for a big truck or a huge TV.
 
2008-10-13 10:39:00 AM  
What the hell, are they blaming homosexual teen suicide on people pretending to be homosexual?

We have to stop the straight people from acting gay cause they'll give our REAL gays self-esteem issues.
 
2008-10-13 10:40:01 AM  

The Icelander: Yes, but how to cultivate it is the problem.


www.chrisrue.com

/keep your pimp hand strong brotha
 
2008-10-13 10:40:25 AM  

bunner: Mother of Christ, how do you keep from having apoplexy in the vortex of that tornado of hijinks?


Lots of training and headgear. Those big hairdos of the 80's were to hide all of the extra protective equuipment. No technology has caught up to things and it is easier to hide.
 
2008-10-13 10:41:11 AM  
the other girl doesn't realize it is just an AW stunt to get men?
 
2008-10-13 10:41:13 AM  

necropoultryac: FTA: Gay social commentator Tim Duggan has described the "lesbian trend" as a fad which is actually doing "more damage than good".


I LOL'd




A-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

www.highimpactwrestling.com
 
2008-10-13 10:41:54 AM  
littlett's: jst3p: If four guys are hitting the club they want to look good because they want to try and get laid. Four chicks doing the same will look good so they can mock whoever goes to the bathroom first.

Not always. We tend to make fun of the one that looks the sluttiest. Not always the first to go to the restroom.


If i was a women, i would not go for the guy, who didn't go to the bathroom, unless i wanted to be pissed on, and If i wanted that i'd call rkelly.
 
2008-10-13 10:42:16 AM  
Faux mo years!
 
2008-10-13 10:42:41 AM  

austinintheuk: If i was a women, i would not go for the guy, who didn't go to the bathroom, unless i wanted to be pissed on, and If i wanted that i'd call rkelly.


I'm not sure we can parse that sentence without a few more commas.
 
2008-10-13 10:43:05 AM  

austinintheuk: If i was a women, i would not go for the guy, who didn't go to the bathroom, unless i wanted to be pissed on, and If i wanted that i'd call rkelly.


Is this supposed to be some kind of haiku? WTF, is up, with all, the commas?
 
2008-10-13 10:44:13 AM  
Theaetetus [TotalFark] Quote 2008-10-13 10:42:41 AM
austinintheuk: If i was a women, i would not go for the guy, who didn't go to the bathroom, unless i wanted to be pissed on, and If i wanted that i'd call rkelly.

I'm not sure we can parse that sentence without a few more commas.


oh i was hoping
I was imagining being a women and, well I just had to keep pausing to look in my knickers.
 
2008-10-13 10:45:24 AM  

jst3p: Is this supposed to be some kind of haiku? WTF, is up, with all, the commas?


Ooh, good idea...

Lesbian hijinks:
what occurs in the bathroom
need not stay in there.
 
2008-10-13 10:46:30 AM  

littlett's: bunner: Mother of Christ, how do you keep from having apoplexy in the vortex of that tornado of hijinks?

Lots of training and headgear. Those big hairdos of the 80's were to hide all of the extra protective equuipment. No technology has caught up to things and it is easier to hide.


I do concert audio at a tourist destination bar.

I see girls like you, every day. You and your friends. I overhear your conversations. I watch you bounce around the room in packs, half hammered, doing... things. : )
 
2008-10-13 10:48:27 AM  
This article is, I think, starting to show the dark side of the Lesbian community. And that is the fact that the lesbian communinity is horribly exclusivist (word?). There are women who are bisexual and fall in love with a woman but are then "re-closeted" because if anyone in the lesbian community found out they were bisexuals, they would be riduculed and thier lives made more difficult.

I have seen this happen. And if you read any primary lesbian sites or media, you'll see this same ridicule of bi-sexuals. I thought the whole point was so that people were accepted in our society no matter who they loved? But no.. if you're not a full "real" lesbian, than your feelings aren't real. The entire thing is bullshiat honestly. The lesbian community seems like it has gone and taken the stance of the homophobes. "There is no fluidity in sexuality!, Either your a lesbian or your fake!" Aren't we past this by now?

The male gay community doesn't seem to have this issue hardly at all.
 
2008-10-13 10:48:40 AM  
Hot fake lesbians?

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2008-10-13 10:49:09 AM  
It's the greatest picture in the world, and I took it.

polezilla.com

/yes, I've posted it before
//and I will post it again, probably
 
2008-10-13 10:49:32 AM  

bunner: I see girls like you, every day. You and your friends. I overhear your conversations. I watch you bounce around the room in packs, half hammered, doing... things. : )


It is not polite to spy. ;)
 
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