I'm just waiting for guys to take up this trend.

Huracan1: Women, if you are going to be attracted to women, why not select a very attractive very feminie woman?

The odd thing is, most straight women are attracted to very feminine looking women. My wife and I agree on what we think makes a woman hot. If it was about what women were attracted to, then wouldn't my wife be attracted to butch women?

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: The reason some lesbians "look like men" is they are not trying to be attractive to men. That is, any otherwise unremarkable human being with easy to maintain hair, no makeup and comfortable and practical clothing and shoes will tend to look like a man because that is how men generally present themselves.

I'm a man, but I don't wear flannel or boots all the time. I've never met a butch lesbian who dresses like any man I know.

The Icelander: Gay men seem to have caught the brunt of homophobia in the country. I don't remember any lesbians being beaten to death.

No, but they get stuff like this:

Huracan1: just a really poor knockoff of a typical man.

I mean, ouch.

Huracan1: Women, if you are going to be attracted to women, why not select a very attractive very feminie woman?

Well, in my admittedly outsider experience, it seems like the lesbian who has the easiest time hooking up isn't the femme who guys would consider a 9 or a 10, she'd actually probably get snubbed in a dyke bar. You could attribute it to cattiness, intimidation/insecurity or skepticism over the ability of a conventionally superhot woman to be gay, I dunno. At any rate, the woman who has the easiest time hooking up seems to be the hot, edgy androgynous twentysomething lesbian, who straight guys would describe as "hot if she didn't have the dyke haircut" or something.

Mayah: I'm just waiting for guys to take up this trend.

I think that if kissing another dude was a sure-fire way to get into a girls' pants, guys would start doing it.

Fake lesbian:

citizen905 Quote 2008-10-13 09:14:38 AM
sepuku2: You have that right. What's left in the open are the sniveling wretches that feminist deem as acceptable to their sensibilities. The rest of us hide out and bide our time, awaiting the return of John Wayne.

John Wayne is dead, boy, and we put his corpse in a dress. And everything you believe in died when George Bush wore that flight suit. Machismo is the self-inflating theater of the impotent, and now everyone knows it.

Thats brave

The Icelander: The odd thing is, most straight women are attracted to very feminine looking women. My wife and I agree on what we think makes a woman hot. If it was about what women were attracted to, then wouldn't my wife be attracted to butch women?

Look at it this way... Know how some guys like Asians, some guys like redheads, and some guys like fatties, and some guys like waifs? If there were only one possible quality of "attractive" for a gender, then after several hundred thousand years of evolution, we'd all look the same 'cause the people who fit that "attractive" quality would outbreed everyone else.
People are different and like different things.

anne heche didn't lead ellen degeneres on and then leave her for a man. Ellen dumped her and she went batshiat crazy for a while.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: The reason some lesbians "look like men" is they are not trying to be attractive to men. That is, any otherwise unremarkable human being with easy to maintain hair, no makeup and comfortable and practical clothing and shoes will tend to look like a man because that is how men generally present themselves.

A girl can have easy to maintain hair, wear no makeup and wear practical, comfortable clothing without looking like a man.

/they can still be quite attractive

The Icelander: The odd thing is, most straight women are attracted to very feminine looking women.

Most? Really? What are you basing this on?

My wife and I agree on what we think makes a woman hot. If it was about what women were attracted to, then wouldn't my wife be attracted to butch women?

A) Recognizing what other women are attractive is not the same as being attracted to them.

B) If you guys have many conversations about what women she finds attractive, she may not be as hetero as you think.

Think about it.

knucklebreather: At any rate, the woman who has the easiest time hooking up seems to be the hot, edgy androgynous twentysomething lesbian, who straight guys would describe as "hot if she didn't have the dyke haircut" or something.

I find them very hot. They're also not surly.

topcon: For reference, here's a picture of a REAL lesbian couple:

Look the female gym teachers from my highschool

Theaetetus: People are different and like different things.

That's nonsense. I demand they conform to my standard of behavior.

jst3p: If you guys have many conversations about what women she finds attractive, she may not be as hetero as you think.

God I hope so.

knucklebreather: Then on the "female for female" ones, which are surprisingly active, it is all bisexual girls, usually with boyfriends who may or may not be wanting to watch or participate, but you get the impression that at least 50% of the women who post there are do it mostly because their boyfriend wants them to. There are absolutely no actual lesbians on those boards, because lesbians don't really look for flings like that.

I have a bisexual wife, and you know what pisses her off more than anything in the world. Its girls who claim to be bi, set up a date, talking like they want to get down and dirty. But when it gets down to the dirty deed, they change their mind and only wanna have sex with me.

So you know what we've started doing... finding actual lesbians.

The nice thing is, when we get them into bed. They often don't mind me being there. And out of the 6 times we've gone this route, five of those they ended up having sex with both of us anyway.

And the best part is, they are more willing to be friends out of the bedroom as well as in. Its like having a guy friend... but only with girl parts.

The Icelander: jst3p: If you guys have many conversations about what women she finds attractive, she may not be as hetero as you think.

God I hope so.

I am not saying that there is anything wrong with it. But if your point of view about "what most straight women" think is coming from observations of someone who is attracted to women, your source might not be all that valid.


That's all.

/good luck with the threesome!

littlett's: Why do some men and women marry people that are old enought to be their parents? It's just personal preference.

ya know thats creepy too!

Two wrongs do not make a right.

The Icelander: jst3p: If you guys have many conversations about what women she finds attractive, she may not be as hetero as you think.

God I hope so.

There is some definite curiosity that could be 'encouraged' there.

I think I speak from authority on the matter.

Mayah : I'm just waiting for guys to take up this trend.

It'll never happen. There exist fundamental differences in the genders. This is one of them. Plus, it's all gay and gross and shiat.

The thing is is that men have always been stronger than wmoen, but now women can get together and they don't need men for emotional support cause it's alright for two women to share a bed. meaning if we want to get laid we need to make more money (on our own) get bigger co*ks ( mmm ok) more muscle (starting to sound gay) be kinder and have some special talent, cause they just can now they have a female partner to back them up.

i really should think before posting this...er no, it's fark

littlett's: unfarkingbelievable: I don't see how it can have a negative emotional impact.

I think they mean for the girls that are actually lesbians. How would you feel if you were in love with somebody if they were only just using you to get attention and and didn't actually care for you.

I think you'd feel like an average man.

Seriously, I get farked over by crap like that all the time.

littlett's: *gasp* I sometimes even wear flannel.

Something something closet, something something

littlett's: unfarkingbelievable: I don't see how it can have a negative emotional impact.

I think they mean for the girls that are actually lesbians. How would you feel if you were in love with somebody if they were only just using you to get attention and and didn't actually care for you.

Wow, at first I was convinced this was trollbaiting sarcasm, then I looked at who wrote it and thought maybe it wasn't, then I convinced myself it HAD to be a set up line for a joke.

I'll risk it either way:

Answer A: Male
Answer B: Awesome

IdBeCrazyIf Quote 2008-10-13 10:01:14 AM
knucklebreather: Then on the "female for female" ones, which are surprisingly active, it is all bisexual girls, usually with boyfriends who may or may not be wanting to watch or participate, but you get the impression that at least 50% of the women who post there are do it mostly because their boyfriend wants them to. There are absolutely no actual lesbians on those boards, because lesbians don't really look for flings like that.

I have a bisexual wife, and you know what pisses her off more than anything in the world. Its girls who claim to be bi, set up a date, talking like they want to get down and dirty. But when it gets down to the dirty deed, they change their mind and only wanna have sex with me.

So you know what we've started doing... finding actual lesbians.

The nice thing is, when we get them into bed. They often don't mind me being there. And out of the 6 times we've gone this route, five of those they ended up having sex with both of us anyway.

And the best part is, they are more willing to be friends out of the bedroom as well as in. Its like having a guy friend... but only with girl parts.

dude you just got made!

Well boo farking hoo. Haven't these people ever heard of bisexuals?

Empty Signal Gray: Mayah : I'm just waiting for guys to take up this trend.

It'll never happen. There exist fundamental differences in the genders. This is one of them. Plus, it's all gay and gross and shiat.



* Checks out Empty Signal Grays ass.*

littlett's: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: The reason some lesbians "look like men" is they are not trying to be attractive to men. That is, any otherwise unremarkable human being with easy to maintain hair, no makeup and comfortable and practical clothing and shoes will tend to look like a man because that is how men generally present themselves.

I tend not to wear that much make-up, nor do I really go to great lengths to "maintain" my hair. Even with that I tend not to look like a guy when I wear "practical" clothing. *gasp* I sometimes even wear flannel.

no hun, you look hot even in a flannel and IMHO you look way better with your glasses... Hot girls, what ya gunna do?
/no, not a How you doing post.

The Icelander: That's nonsense. I demand they conform to my standard of behavior.

You mean "bang your wife"?

littlett's: I tend not to wear that much make-up, nor do I really go to great lengths to "maintain" my hair. Even with that I tend not to look like a guy when I wear "practical" clothing. *gasp* I sometimes even wear flannel.

You only have to look down about 6-8 inches to see the reasons for that.

/boobies.

lone_one: Fauxmosexuals? What's next? Satchmoexuals?

What a FABULOUS world!

littlett's [TotalFark] Quote 2008-10-13 10:07:51 AM
Tat'dGreaser: Can't we all just agree that women are f*cking stupid and women know exactly what they are doing?

That's better.

think may be the woman got a point, I'm on her side with this one

Mayah: I'm just waiting for guys to take up this trend.

....okay who wants to make out

The Icelander: Another question: Why are lesbians, particularly butch lesbians, so surly? Is it an attempt to be more "manly?"

If you just regard them as normal humans you might find that they're not particularly surly at all.

Though there will always be a few with an immovable chip likely held there by more than just their sexuality.

IdBeCrazyIf: So you know what we've started doing... finding actual lesbians.

The nice thing is, when we get them into bed. They often don't mind me being there. And out of the 6 times we've gone this route, five of those they ended up having sex with both of us anyway.

Well, I find that surprising. Not unbelievable, but it's certainly something my lesbian friends would never confess to. And I'm not surprised at all that some of the "bi" girls on Craigslist aren't quite as bi as they act.

"The statistic of 30 percent of teen suicides in the US being gay or lesbian teens is very distressing."

I guess since Marilyn Manson is no longer relevant we have to blame people like Britney Spears and Madonna for teen suicide now.

I get the sense that Lohan is legit. See, if you're a star and want to raise your profile by going gay, I figure you'd go gay with some big name or a supermodel or something. You don't get into a long term monogamous relationship with something that looks like transgendered death warmed over.

It's like women who date fat ugly men. Either the guy is rich or she must really, really, really love him. Here, Samantha Ronson is not rich.

At the swingers party I went to Saturday night they had a room just for girl on girl action.

Four of the ladies (my girlfriend's girlfriend and two hawt bi ladies they met at the party) invitied me in to "watch" them play. But, after about 20 minutes of warming each other up they asked me to join them.

Hopefully I will be recovered enough by this weekend to perform again.

spork_san: I'm fairly sure that one's NSFW

/not at work
//ahh canadian thanksgiving

texastag: At the swingers party I went to Saturday night they had a room just for girl on girl action.

Four of the ladies (my girlfriend's girlfriend and two hawt bi ladies they met at the party) invitied me in to "watch" them play. But, after about 20 minutes of warming each other up they asked me to join them.

Hopefully I will be recovered enough by this weekend to perform again.

I believe the proper response to this is;
PICS or STFU.

Who's licking what, now?

Nuuu: It's like women who date fat ugly men. Either the guy is rich or she must really, really, really love him. Here, Samantha Ronson is not rich.

Maybe she has a gene simmons like tounge and can breathe through her ears. The lesbian equivalent of a giant cock?