Mark my words, I'm going to.. ahhh.. not worth it.

Threating any Presidents life will land you in the pokey.

OK, "I'm going to

What the hell?

The farkfilter
works on threats too?

im gonna kill abraham lincoln!

anyone remember the sketch from 'the state' where the teacher was in front of the class telling them about this law?

it was like
teacher: its illegal to threaten the president
kid: so if i was to say something like... 'im going to kill the president-'
*FBI guys run in and grab him and his desk and run out*
teacher: no no, not even jokingly. i couldnt just go around saying im going to kill the pres-
*FBI guys run in and grab her and run out*

Okay, my mind is drawing a blank. What's a good acro for FBI?

GAWD I MISS THE STATE!

*sniffle*

Female Body Inspector?

Ah...The State...That's the first thing I thought of when I read that title.

I'm going to hug President Bush.

I want to dip my balls in it!!!!!

Give him time, I bet he will kill himself.

What if you say something like this..."If I were as dumb as G.W., I would hope the stupid masses would rise up (insert Tony Robbins subliminal motivation tape here) and kill the hell out of me".

After all...he is from Texas...where the killed the most charismatic man that ever lived. Wait...is Bob Ross still alive?

The United States of America are run by fear. Yaho for the revolution!


Cuf me!

THE POPE HE'S A-COMING!

This isn't asinine. It's asinine to go around threatening people. It's not asinine to punish somebody for threatening another person's life. Hey, I hate Bush as much as the next guy, but honestly, what did this jackass think was going to happen? A pat on the back for saying he wanted to kill someone?

And yet, a President lying under oath gets zippity-do-dah!!

Don't blame me, I voted for Gary Condit. I ask you, is this the face of an honest man or what?!?!

The quality of MTV has taken a nosedive ever since the fateful day they cancelled The State.

What if 'kill' were replaced by something else? Would you go to the pokey for, say:

'lick'
'spank'
'tickle'
'sit on head and fart'
'headlock and noogie'

There's a Jack Handy quote that goes something like:
You know what would make a good gift for the president? A chocolate candy shaped like a gun. But I'll bet he's really busy, so you'd have to run up to him really quick and hand it to him.
Deep thoughts...

I sense the FARK crowd has a general
undeniable love for the content of the late-

"STATE".

"It's not like I don't mind you delivering the tacos, it's just well I prefer to have my mail."

Fb LOL! Great photo. :)

so what exactly is asinine? The law or the guy that said it?

What if I say "I wish someone would kill President Bush"?

I wonder if there is any of Lee Harvy Oswald's DNA around? Maybe Iraq is cloning him right now.

No one in Iraq could clone a bacteria.

and trust me... they have been doing it all alone for billions of years.

that state episode is all i can think of right now. did the FBI arrest the farker who posted the caption for this yet?

Since nobody's killed Hillary, we can forget about anyone killing Bush.

Darth_smoothies

Not yet. It will take them a little while to fly down to the islands to get me.

What if I say I'm going to kill
George Bush? Just bad luck the guy has the same name as the president.

"What is this meat, anyway? It's not chicken or beef..."
"It's muppet!"

Boy I tell people everyday that I'm going to kill them.

You kick my dog now I going to kill you.
You're going to kill us.
Nope just kidding.

FBI hmmmmm......Fark Babes International

I couldn't find any State videos, but I did find WAV files. Go to http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/7559/wavfiles.html and scroll down a little (Right after the Simpsons).

"no kill I"
The Horta...Star Trek episode....I don't know, so kill me!

If I say I'm going to screw Jenna Bush do you think I could get five years in the sack with her?

probably-

if you have beer.

David Wain, Michael Ian Black, and Michael Showalter from the STATE hosted Late Friday last week and did a sketch where they were playing wiffle ball and they ended up kicking the shiat out of Wain.

Let's go to the zoo and watch the monkeys do it!

I'm outta heeeeeeeeere.

I have a VHS tape they made called Skits and Stickers which has a bunch of good sketches on it...

Does anybody remember the one where Thomas Lennon was the leader of a terrorist organization who turned himself and everybody in for like $22 in mixed change...guess you had to be there.

What are you having?


I wanna dip my balls in it!!!!

So why 5 years and $250K fine for threatening the POTUS but you can't even get a visit from the cops if some guy has a gun pointed at you?

WALKMAN: what were the circumstances of "said" non-visitation. Maybe you deserved it (aka...naked in my house at 4am).

I am going to put a scratch n sniff sticker on the bottom of Dubya's pool.

Midg: I hope it works. He prolly doesn't know how to do either.

So what?

look this law is meant for the real crazies, it was put in place after Kennedy got whacked.

But take it from someone who was dumb enough to say something about Clinton in public that got the cops called, I forgot waht it was, I think the fact that I was stinking drunk added to it.

two secret service agents showed up, informed me what I said was illegal, I apologized sincerely, they were really cool about it, we did a form, I got on a list for like 6 months, when Bill came to my old home town, nothing happened, but when they picked a restraunt, I wasn't on the dishwasher schedule that day no biggie.

The law is not asinine because it should be illegal to threaten people. Agree with Bush, Disagree or hate him with the passion of 1,000 suns, that's what america stands for, but you should be better then threats... we all should fellow Farkers, we all should

oh yea Glenlivid the episode your thinking of is "Devil in the Dark" A damned good episode actually.....

Dave: you kinda glossed over what you actually said. For the love of god....WHAT DID YOU SAY?

I'm going to kick President Bush in the shins rather hard.

Just don't kick Disgruntled Dave....
He'll kill you.

But saying you want to "harm" Hussein, Bin Laden, Jesse (Helms or Jackson) will get you your own tv show and made for tv movie. Not to mention a job for the government with some descent benefits.

FBI = Female Boobie Inspector