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2002-12-31 11:09:42 AM
"We don't feel he was the aggressor," Sale said. "What is he going through? He's a retired grandfather of six who's never been in trouble a day in his life. A decent man who's nonviolent. He's shattered by this."

I love how in these cases people always come out with the predictable "oh, he's really a nice person -- he's non-violent". Well, non-violent people don't go around punching out strangers over simple words and standing in line too long. This dickhead needs his salad tossed for a few.
 
2002-12-31 11:35:02 AM
Another nail in the coffin of civility! And a new definition for "non-violent", as B0rg9 pointed out.
 
2002-12-31 11:36:15 AM
What if he was taking a really long time?
 
2002-12-31 12:05:16 PM
i was standing in line to see "lord of the rings" and was behind this family whose dad and son got engaged in a long conversation about their teeth and toothbrushes, and how one electric toothbrush worked better than the other, and how one guy had an abcess, and he wound it up with, "maybe i should go see the dentist." we were all too busy laughing behind our backs to tell these yahoos to shut up.

also, mom dropped a car battery on her foot.

oh, the point? we were all too busy laughing behind our backs to tell these yahoos to shut up. they didn't deserve to die, though, since they had so much difficulty living.
 
2002-12-31 01:37:40 PM
me?
 
2002-12-31 01:38:32 PM
Kids these days!!
Or should we say... old folks these days!
 
2002-12-31 01:38:43 PM
Damn, how old were they?

Jeez, kids these days...
 
2002-12-31 01:39:22 PM
Damn you Iamanempress, 11 seconds!! 11 seconds I tell 'ya.
 
2002-12-31 01:39:36 PM
oh like i give a damn, people who see movies on opening weekends are morons anyway, wait a week and half the crowds are gone from most smaller cinemas
 
2002-12-31 01:39:51 PM
Dude, you killed the guy with one punch? Wow.

So... what does it feel like to kill a man?

/pulp fiction
 
2002-12-31 01:39:51 PM
Sure they weren't going to see Grumpy Old Men?
 
Zed
2002-12-31 01:40:01 PM
So basically if this guy gets off it will say that its ok to murder someone, as long as you are old?
 
2002-12-31 01:40:02 PM
Shut........UP: Heheh.
 
2002-12-31 01:40:07 PM
why don't you all shut up! hey, wait, what are you doing............HELP (THUMP)
 
2002-12-31 01:40:08 PM
Which is why I always wait until the sweet darkness of the theatre descends upon us to tell people to STFU.
 
2002-12-31 01:40:46 PM
That's a hell of a punch.
 
2002-12-31 01:40:53 PM
i thought this was INSIDE while they're watching the movie. then i can understand why that guy tell the other guy to shut the fark up when the movie is playing.

but this is OUTSIDE while you're buying tickets. geez old geezer, it's outside, public property, people can talk.

let's give him share a cell with big burly homsexual black dude!
 
Zed
2002-12-31 01:40:58 PM
I'm gonna make my list of people to wack when I reach 70. It'll be so much easier than doing it now.
 
2002-12-31 01:41:09 PM
Feh... He had it coming to him...
 
2002-12-31 01:42:08 PM
11 seconds? doh!
 
2002-12-31 01:42:09 PM
Happened November 8

2 months ago - I guess the law is also old and slow
 
2002-12-31 01:42:17 PM
Guy must have been like JFK...couldn't take a shot to the head.

/on my way to Hell
 
2002-12-31 01:42:33 PM
Are we sure it wasnt Johnny Knoxville and Spike Jonze?
 
2002-12-31 01:42:36 PM
No just the news
 
2002-12-31 01:43:33 PM
How about if all of you New York bastards stay the fark out of our state?

You pieces of shiat are so obnoxious you don't deserve to live.
 
2002-12-31 01:43:40 PM
Shut........UP: You're busted.
 
2002-12-31 01:43:55 PM
At least he'll have the satisfaction of knowing the guy's dead while he's rotting in jail for the next 10 years.
 
51
2002-12-31 01:44:13 PM
Who said that? Who the fark said that? Who's
the slimy
little communist shiat twinkle-toed
cocksucker down here, who just
signed his
own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy
farking
godmother said it! Out-farking-
standing! I will P.T. you all until
you farking
die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are
sucking
buttermilk.
 
2002-12-31 01:44:22 PM
This was obviously an accident. It was one quick pop to the jaw. I highly doubt the all the guy said was "Shut Up"

It's not his fault the guy he hit had balsa wood for a skull.
 
2002-12-31 01:44:44 PM
Ha ha you floridians have to take all of the OLD people! Should be called the SunSET state if you ask me!
 
2002-12-31 01:45:33 PM

He looks pretty good for 68 yrs. old, he must be a juicer:
 
2002-12-31 01:46:59 PM
Old people are frail and stuff.
Sending this dude to prison isn't going to do any good. He'd old, I seriously doubt he's a risk to anyone... so long as he's banned from movie theaters. I doubt he meant to kill the guy. The guy was old anyway. Sucks for everyone.
 
2002-12-31 01:47:03 PM
I think the guys head hitting the ground ultimately did him in, not so much the punch. (Although, he wouldn't have met the pavement elsewise)

Last year, a couple of friends and I walked down to a bar and played pool, got drunk. On the way home, we're drunk walking and I had something I wanted to say..so I start trotting backwards while talking. I fell and clocked my head. I don't remember anything after that, and spent the night in the hospital. I was apparently unconcious for over an hour.

I've heard of people dying cause of head trauma like that, and I wonder why I didn't die.
 
2002-12-31 01:47:30 PM
Back and to the left...
Back and to the left...
Back and to the left...
Back and to the left...
Back and to the left...
Back and to the left...
Back and to the left...
etc...
 
51
2002-12-31 01:47:34 PM
Rosenberg and his wife, Myra, were enjoying a night out with friends on Nov. 8. They planned to see the movie Never Again at the Tamarac Cinema 5, then gather at a friend's condo afterward.

I can't bold it, but the movie title was apropro n'est pas?
 
2002-12-31 01:47:45 PM
ahem...ahem...


GEEZER FIGHT!!!!!!!

Thank you.
 
CG
2002-12-31 01:47:51 PM
Fatality...Seymour Wins.

Once that guy is done jail time I'm sure he'll find plenty of job offers from Banks to help keep the line ups moving.
 
2002-12-31 01:47:57 PM
What are the odds that these guys are native Floridians:

"Seymour Schuss" "Irving Rosenberg"

They're farking obnoxious New Yorkers who felt compelled to retire down here and ruin the state.
 
2002-12-31 01:48:34 PM
Zed
Technically it would be considered manslaughter, not murder. Murder implies intent to kill, manslaughter is roughly the same as accidental homicide. Besides, here in the south, "He needed killin'" is a valid defense.
 
2002-12-31 01:48:55 PM
Maveno: Strong with the force this one is
 
2002-12-31 01:48:57 PM
this is my Boobies you clowns!
 
2002-12-31 01:49:10 PM
the juice weasel really does work then huh?
 
2002-12-31 01:49:21 PM
yeah they give rednecks a badname.
 
2002-12-31 01:49:31 PM

Things people have done in a theatre that I would have LIKED to kill them for:


1)Cellphone ringing (and talking on it !)
2)Kicking the back of your seat/ or your row of chairs
3)Talking during a movie nonstop
4)Throwing Skittles/any candy
5)Laser pointers (This should be #1, too common)
6)Crying/restless children
7)People eating chips and non stop rustling of the chip bag
8)People looking for 'dates' in a theatre (real creepy this one, but you never felt anger until some friendly guy is eyeballing you in the men's room)


Thank God for DVDs.

 
2002-12-31 01:50:13 PM
yea definately an accident.. but since I have never met either I'll consider this hilarious and point and laugh at florida.

/HAHA
 
2002-12-31 01:50:43 PM
Schuss looks very fit for his age. I bet the 74+ year old victim was not in such great shape.

"Witnesses told deputies that Schuss grabbed Rosenberg by the collar, shoved him and then punched him in the chin, sending him sprawling to the sidewalk in front of the theater. Rosenberg hit his head on the concrete."

That doesn't sound like just a simple punch. He set him up for a jaw breaker. May he rot in prison.
 
2002-12-31 01:50:45 PM

Gator8387: How about you shut up?

/New Yorker :-)

 
2002-12-31 01:50:52 PM
Shut up and drink your prune juice, and while your at it, change your Depends undergarments.

Oh Seymour, look at this line, we've been here for 15 mins and we had to walk 50 feet from our handicap parking spot. You know I can't have the popcorn with butter on it, and they always put to much ice in my soda. Seymour are we going to be back in time for bingo. Seymour make sure we get out Senior citizen discount. Can we go to IHOP after this. I have to get my blue hair done tomorrow with Gurtrude.

S.T.F.U. - *** WHAM **** ..."Oh my head, I've fallen and I can't get UP!...I've got a headache this big and its got excedrin written all over it!"

Yahmean

PS - I'm going to hell.
 
2002-12-31 01:51:00 PM
Murder or Manslaughter... I guess you know, it all DEPENDS...

/I got nothin
 
2002-12-31 01:51:01 PM
I wonder if she has one of those shrill, whiney, incessant, monotone, nagging voices.
 
2002-12-31 01:51:17 PM
It's like a geriatric version of Bumfights.

I don't know. I feel a little sorry for the guy who "won."

I'm sure he wasn't trying to kill the guy with a single punch. It probably didn't even cross his mind that it was possible.

Hipnerd.
Halloween: Resurrection Michael Myers is back! And he's *yawn* killing people or something. I'm pretty sure there was a knife...
 
2002-12-31 01:51:40 PM
The first rule of The Swaying Palms Retirement Co-op Fight Club is not to invite Herr Schuss in #48C to group movie night unless you really want to see how he could drop a Laplander's goat with one punch back in the Big War.
 
2002-12-31 01:51:43 PM
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2002-12-31 01:51:55 PM
I live near Tamarac, and in places it is the stereotypical South Florida old person's place to die. White shoes with plaid pants, yellow shirts to match their oversized Cadillac's are the majority of the Tamarac population.
 
2002-12-31 01:52:14 PM
what the hell is wrong with people??
 
2002-12-31 01:52:45 PM


DOH!
 
2002-12-31 01:53:19 PM
Girls with NY accents have voices that sounds like a cheese grater being dragged in and out of my ears
 
2002-12-31 01:53:24 PM
in my day you stood up for your lady.
 
2002-12-31 01:53:24 PM
Nanookanano: You mean like George's mom on Seinfeld?

I bet that guy won't tell anyone else to shut up though...
 
2002-12-31 01:54:03 PM
Exactly, Mal.
 
2002-12-31 01:54:12 PM
People looking for 'dates' in a theatre (real creepy this one, but you never felt anger until some friendly guy is eyeballing you in the men's room)


Time to start viewing a better class of movie there pal.
 
2002-12-31 01:54:31 PM
12-31-02 01:47:57 PM Gator8387

They're farking obnoxious New Yorkers who felt compelled to retire down here and ruin the state.

"Rosenberg's daughter, Cindy Schachter of Sunrise."

...and raise their kids there.
 
2002-12-31 01:54:42 PM
This happened in Florida and there were no guns involved?

WTF?!
 
2002-12-31 01:55:28 PM
I think it would be funny if the guy's lawyer dug up some old common-law right to defend the honor of one's lady. The guy's wife was insulted first.
 
2002-12-31 01:55:29 PM
AbbyNormal

Shut your new york face before I blow it up.
 
2002-12-31 01:55:33 PM
now if it had been some young punk telling the old bag to zip it then got his ass whipped by the old man, would it be hero tagged?

-Rabb
 
2002-12-31 01:55:57 PM
i think gator8387 is a great example of the state of florida
 
51
2002-12-31 01:56:04 PM
...and raise their kids there.


They're Floridians and the raised their kids there.

/Had to get all uses of the (y're)(ir)(ere)
 
2002-12-31 01:57:57 PM
This has the makings of a great Billy Crystal shtik.

" Down in Florida... there were these 2 old jewish guys in line for a movie and one had a talkative wife... So the the guy in front sez... "Shaddup Already!"" yada yada yada.
 
2002-12-31 01:58:06 PM
"...and raise their kids there."

Bullshiat, the daughter is a farking New Yorker, too, a lot of times the kids follow them down to leach off of them.

Send all the New Yorkers home.
 
2002-12-31 01:58:10 PM
CanuckGuy: I'm of the opinion that if you assault someone you better be ready for any consequences. For example, when I learned how to use a firearm I was taught that any shot is a shot to kill. You can't assume you're just going to hurt someone. Granted, it's not his fault the dude had a paper noggin, but the bottom line is that the guy died from his actions. I can't see a whole lot of mitigating circumstances here, no matter what was said. The accused threw the first (and last) punch. Let him rot.
 
2002-12-31 01:58:34 PM
lmao 51
 
2002-12-31 01:58:47 PM
Sometimes I wish I could bring myself to punch someone. I think it would feel great... you know, when they just really piss you off. But I know someone who spent time in jail for manslaughter. Owned a tattoo place, came out one night and heard a girl crying for help in her car. So he pulled the guy out and punched him in the face a few time. Well I don't know him that well so maybe there was no damsle in destress, but people still get punched to death. Just in case, I'll stay all nonviolent and stuff.
 
2002-12-31 01:58:55 PM
12-31-02 01:42:09 PM Uiil
Happened November 8

2 months ago - I guess the law is also old and slow


Ummm. I think you are slow. Didn't you catch the part about the victim being in a coma? And the timing is pretty typical....
 
2002-12-31 01:58:58 PM
don't old people go to florida to die anyway.

what's the big deal?

*/going to hell
 
2002-12-31 01:59:35 PM
About two years ago I had to throw two guys out of work, and they were real weekend warrior types, you know, beer balls in the first degree... so anyways, I toss 'em out, and one of 'em takes a swing at me, so I had to take the both of 'em out. I got a guy with a similar shot, totally fight club with the blonde guy, I knocked him back, and threw a punch while he was going down, and then he hit the ground hard, head first. I turned to the other guy, hit him a couple times, and that gave me a couple feet of room from these guys. All I took was a slap and a ripped t-shirt, but the tough guy grew a dixie-cup out of the side of his head... that'll teach him.
 
2002-12-31 01:59:45 PM
Hey - the victim was messing with the other guy's woman. Maybe he was being chivalrous.
 
2002-12-31 02:00:05 PM
That guy really was an ass for punching him in the first place. I think we can all agree that he didn't mean to kill him, but that certainly doesn't excuse him. After all, it says that his wife was complaining loudly. I can just picture some old retired FL broad now, complaining and generally being annoying. She should consider herself lucky that being told to shut up was all she got.

And I can understand this guy feeling the need to stick up for his wife, but where the hell does he get off punching a guy for saying something rude to his wife, when that's exactly what the old biatch was doin' to him? Old people are retarded.
 
2002-12-31 02:00:16 PM
Three Words: Grumpy Old Men
 
2002-12-31 02:00:34 PM
"Grumpy Old Men 3: The Dead Zone".

Seriously though, senility can cause acts of agression like this. That's what happens when your brain starts misfiring. At least that's what I tell my father when he gets upset.
 
2002-12-31 02:01:05 PM
I didn't know there was Florida - NY hostility. On the west coast, it's Washington State vs. California. Except it's the north hating the south. They sell sweatshirts that say "welcome to washington, californians right lane only," which is the lane going off a cliff. Etc.
 
2002-12-31 02:01:36 PM
Reminds me of a college roomate who was really a prick when he was drinking, which was all of the time. It finally caught up to him one night drinking in Boston, some guy broke his face with a mag-light. The moral? While violence is wrong, don't piss everyone off or somewhere, sometime someone will kick your dumb drunk ass.
 
2002-12-31 02:01:38 PM
This fiasco reminds me of that scene in Annie Hall

 
51
2002-12-31 02:02:03 PM
JOKER
Are
those ... live rounds?

PYLE
Seven-six-two millimeter,
full metal jacket.

PYLE smiles grotesquely.

JOKER

Leonard .. . if Hartman comes in here and
catches us, we'll both be
in a world of shiat.

PYLE
I am .. . in a world . . . of
shiat!
 
2002-12-31 02:02:04 PM
51
what did you do to get the html ban?
 
2002-12-31 02:02:24 PM
How do they perform artificial resuscitation in New York City?

They lean over the victim and say, "Get up before you f*ckin' die."
 
2002-12-31 02:02:30 PM
Ahem. Medical talk here. The one punch and your dead syndrome usually means a rupture of the Circle of Willis. A wee blood vessel in the back of the head/neck that when ruptured means your production has been brought to an abrupt end. I believe there is case law where murder charges have mean reduced or dropped when it was proved that the cause of death was actualy a rupture of Willy. The one in the neck, not the one in between your legs. But I'll let Lawtalkingguy deal with that.

There. 2002 was not a complete educational loss for you. Now let's get out of here and lift some mugs of beer.
 
2002-12-31 02:02:47 PM
Northern:
I'm in boston too... might have been me
 
2002-12-31 02:02:52 PM
Two life lessons.

Complaining loudly about slow moving lines does not make them move any faster,

Responding to a rudeness with another rudeness can get you popped in the nose,

And, popping someone in the nose can land you in a boatload of trouble.

Okay three life lessons.
 
2002-12-31 02:02:54 PM
"That guy really was an ass for punching him in the first place. I think we can all agree that he didn't mean to kill him, but that certainly doesn't excuse him. After all, it says that his wife was complaining loudly. I can just picture some old retired FL broad now, complaining and generally being annoying. She should consider herself lucky that being told to shut up was all she got.

And I can understand this guy feeling the need to stick up for his wife, but where the hell does he get off punching a guy for saying something rude to his wife, when that's exactly what the old biatch was doin' to him? Old people are retarded."


hhehe reminding me of seinfeld.. George's Parents would fit this description nicely.
 
2002-12-31 02:03:08 PM
so anyways, I toss 'em out, and one of 'em takes a swing at me, so I had to take the both of 'em out. You are real tough. Hitting the guy who swung at you and sucker punching his friend who probably didn't see what the first guy did.... Ooooh. Big Man.
 
2002-12-31 02:03:20 PM
hey man whats the rush?

you shoulda ate some of them downers your old bitty has.

now see what you have gone and done for having a mouthy impatient wife, you need to cool it in the cage for that.

bet he claims his aggression was due to the use of viagra.
 
2002-12-31 02:03:35 PM
15 years I say shorten the sentance and give him life
 
2002-12-31 02:03:39 PM
The movie title and the age factor call for a much better headline. There's almost too much material there to work with.
 
51
2002-12-31 02:03:51 PM
I'm not sure, supposedly a couple of NSFW pics, but it happened yetereday and the only NSFW possible ones were the sports injuries. I forget the thread. I admit that there have been some questionable ones in the past, but no more than I've seen from others.
 
2002-12-31 02:03:52 PM
If this was over a cell phone, I could understand killing the guy. But over being told to be quiet? I hear Alabama has a gas chamber for these kind of things.
 
2002-12-31 02:04:11 PM
Okay,

If someone told my wife to shut up, I think I would be a little miffed. If someone called my wife a "biatch" or a "whore" or something like that, they'd definitely be getting a fist sandwich for lunch. So, if someone insults my wife enough to provoke me to hit them in the face, and they fall down (because they're a puss) and hit their head and die, am I guilty of manslaughter?

This is crazy! I would be guilty of manslaughter if I punched a man in the face and he fell off a building and landed on the sidewalk 30 stories below but the guy fell what... like five and a half feet?? What kind of glass-skulled freak was this guy?

I agree that the accused over-reacted but sometimes you deserve a smack in the mouth for some things.
 
2002-12-31 02:04:43 PM
That guy really was an ass for punching him in the first place. I think we can all agree that he didn't mean to kill him,

Ummm. Think that's why there is a manslaughter charge and not murder?
 
2002-12-31 02:04:59 PM
now if it had been some young punk telling the old bag to zip it then got his ass whipped by the old man, would it be hero tagged?

now that would be funny tag.

i bet this guy was mike tyson's old coach. one punch to KO!
 
2002-12-31 02:05:38 PM
movies are scary places sometimes. i see people behind/infront of me and they yack yack on their phones, to their honies, and whatever. sometimes i say something.

listen, i piad for teh damn movie, shutup and enjoy it...that's what i want to do.

i wish i knew how to fight, i would brawl some of these dudes who just yap yap yap during the flick. you do the 1/2 head turn, the full head turn, the look-em-dead-in-the-eyes and mouth 'quiet please'.

grrrrr.
 
2002-12-31 02:05:39 PM
"The one punch and your dead syndrome usually means a rupture of the Circle of Willis"

hmm, sounds like an 80's throwback pr0n flick

/whatchootalkinboutwillis

-Rabb
 
51
2002-12-31 02:06:07 PM
12-31-02 02:04:11 PM Crooky
Okay,

If someone told my wife to shut up, I think I would be a little miffed. If someone called my wife a "biatch" or a "whore" or something like that, they'd definitely be getting a fist sandwich for lunch. So, if someone insults my wife enough to provoke me to hit them in the face, and they fall down (because they're a puss) and hit their head and die, am I guilty of manslaughter?

Um, yes.
 
2002-12-31 02:06:16 PM
 
2002-12-31 02:06:37 PM
Maybe the video will be on "When Grandpas Attack!!"
 
2002-12-31 02:07:21 PM
DannySpaz: I find the old "STFU of I will hurt you" line works well. They usually move. Of course, it helps that I am 6'2" and 280 lbs of bacon-eating lumberjack.
 
2002-12-31 02:08:14 PM
51: Well, we will see... the verdict isn't out on this trial yet.
 
2002-12-31 02:08:41 PM
The key to this is the old lady's voice.

If she has that really ugly New York accent that is like nails on chalkboard, then the dead old guy was justified in telling her to shut up, and the live old guy was not justified in punching him.
 
2002-12-31 02:08:49 PM
. If someone called my wife a "biatch" or a "whore" or something like that, they'd definitely be getting a fist sandwich for lunch

so would the person be holding their two finger up making the quote sign while saying biatch and whore and if so, is that what would set you off? Also, what if it were not lunch time?

-Rabb
 
51
2002-12-31 02:09:22 PM
12-31-02 02:08:14 PM Crooky
51: Well, we will see... the verdict isn't out on this trial yet.

If the fist didn't fit, you must acquit
 
2002-12-31 02:09:22 PM
12-31-02 02:04:11 PM Crooky
"So, if someone insults my wife enough to provoke me to hit them in the face, and they fall down (because they're a puss) and hit their head and die, am I guilty of manslaughter?"


In Florida, yes. Some grade school kid here just got sentenced for manslaughter because of a schoolyard brawl that killed the other kid. I think this kid died as a direct result of the punch, though, so that might not be a fair comparison.
 
2002-12-31 02:09:55 PM
crooky: there called loggers
 
51
2002-12-31 02:10:05 PM
If at fist you don't succeed, die, die again.

I got nada
 
2002-12-31 02:10:23 PM
I'd want to punch somebody too if my wife made me go watch Never Again too.
 
2002-12-31 02:10:46 PM
Rabb: LOL. The finger quotations only set me off if they're wearing a black turtleneck and smell like patchouli oil.
 
2002-12-31 02:11:04 PM
"Of course, it helps that I am 6'2" and 280 lbs of bacon-eating lumberjack."

HEY cool. I',m a 7 ft tall 300pound black man covered in tattoos and I have a cock that can break through walls...
....... cough... really
 
51
2002-12-31 02:11:49 PM
Crooky, all together now


BARBER:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
 
2002-12-31 02:12:06 PM
Sqmon: Maybe in the states. I happen to come from a family of "loggers".
 
2002-12-31 02:12:09 PM
See, even when you are old it is the wives and girlfriends who start shiate between guys.
 
2002-12-31 02:12:29 PM
Maveno: ...I wonder why I didn't die.

You didn't die because God must ahve wanted to save you for a very special purpose. Unfortunately, you are instead on FARK, frittering away your second chance at life.
 
2002-12-31 02:12:51 PM
Crooky: haha, nice one

Dancingshoes: Dad?

-Rabb
 
2002-12-31 02:14:33 PM
crooky: cool me also, of course the enviros kinda ruined that tradition
 
2002-12-31 02:15:04 PM
Impatience is a virtue. Violence from impatience is fear.
 
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2002-12-31 02:15:37 PM
12-31-02 02:11:04 PM Dancingshoes
"Of course, it helps that I am 6'2" and 280 lbs of bacon-eating lumberjack."

HEY cool. I',m a 7 ft tall 300pound black man covered in tattoos and I have a cock that can break through walls...
....... cough... really


Turner Brown?
 
2002-12-31 02:15:44 PM
To anyone saying he shouldn't be charged with manslaughter, killing someone through a reckless act is manslaughter. Hence drunk driving deaths are manslaughter etc. etc. Look it up.
 
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2002-12-31 02:16:51 PM
Clarification on Turner Brown for those that don't know the joke.

A little white dude gets on an elevator and sees this big black guy behind him. The black guy looks at the little dude and says " 6 ft 6, 350 lbs, 3 lb left nut, 3 lb right nut, 20 inch cock, Turner Brown." The white guy faints. After slapping the white guy for a little while he comes to. The black guy says "Im sorry, I always interduce myself like that, the names Turner Brown." The white guy says "thank god, I thought you said turn around."
 
2002-12-31 02:17:02 PM
I'd like to know what that lady said.. what if it was something mean about the guy who died..
 
2002-12-31 02:17:14 PM
Gator8387 is a stupid florida troll, it took him 2 posts saying the same exact bullshiat to get someone to respond just ignore the farker and next time around he will keepp his crap to himself.
 
2002-12-31 02:17:58 PM
Florida sucks anyway. Nothing but old people who need weeded out.
 
2002-12-31 02:18:17 PM
51: awwww, don't succumb to the dullards, it was funnier when those of us that got it just got it, those that do not are not meant to be entertained

-Rabb
 
2002-12-31 02:19:34 PM
Ordo: from NY I am guessing?

-Rabb
 
2002-12-31 02:19:49 PM
This is what happens when two old Jewish guys strap it on.... sad
 
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2002-12-31 02:19:52 PM
Okay Rabbito, I'll remember that for next time.
 
2002-12-31 02:20:49 PM
A1-A...BEACHFRONT AVENUE!
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis,
rockin' lovers drivin' lamborghinis,
jealous, 'cause I'm out gettin' mine.......
 
2002-12-31 02:21:09 PM
Rabb,
No Lived in both Florida and NY.
 
2002-12-31 02:21:13 PM
I'd want to punch somebody too if my wife made me go watch Never Again too

I think I'd punch MYSELF in the head. Repeatedly.
 
2002-12-31 02:21:26 PM
Hipnerd:

I don't know. I feel a little sorry for the guy who "won."

I'm sure he wasn't trying to kill the guy with a single punch. It probably didn't even cross his mind that it was possible.


I know what you mean. I feel a little sorry for the guy too. But, your last sentence says it all. The possible outcome didn't even cross his mind and that's the problem. As soon as his fist hit the man, he bought into whatever the outcome might be. He could have verbally demanded an apology for his wife, viewed a movie, and had a good night. Instead, he resorted to violence and everyone lost.
 
2002-12-31 02:21:40 PM
I used to live in Sunrise, FL.

Nice town. Never saw any Geezers fight in the theater though.
 
2002-12-31 02:22:10 PM
The whole thing could have been avoided if the first guy took out his Gat and popped a cap in the old lady's a$$, poking the gun at her as he fired while holding it sideways.

It's all about conflict resolution.
 
2002-12-31 02:22:32 PM
Crooky asks: ...am I guilty of manslaughter?

Indeed, you are. Here's a legal definition of manslaughter, and it covers that exact scenario ("provocation").
 
2002-12-31 02:22:44 PM
12-31-02 02:04:11 PM Crooky
Okay,

If someone told my wife to shut up, I think I would be a little miffed. If someone called my wife a "biatch" or a "whore" or something like that, they'd definitely be getting a fist sandwich for lunch. So, if someone insults my wife enough to provoke me to hit them in the face, and they fall down (because they're a puss) and hit their head and die, am I guilty of manslaughter?


Hey, now you have it.

I have the agreement with my wife. If someone starts some shiate and she wants to mix it up, feel free to engage.

I will watch your back to make sure her old man doesn't get involved and it is a fair one on one.

If you decide to take on a guy, go for it. I will stop it if it goes too far (either way).

She agrees and those are the ground rules.

I have had my few but fighting over some words seems silly to me. I p1ss more people off by ignoring or laughing at their feeblw words. They get angry and attack physically first, which allows me to defend myself with the force required.

"No officer, he attacked first and I used the force necessary to defend myself from further harm."



My sister likes to mix shiate up with other women expecting the guys will come in after a few swings. Is she in for a surprise.
 
2002-12-31 02:23:46 PM
the moral of the story is obviously to keep your wife on a leash or you might end up having to kill someone.


/leaves quietly before farkettes can read/
 
2002-12-31 02:24:08 PM
Also, punches cause more sub-dural and epi-dural hematomas along with parynchymal brain hemorrhage than rupture of major arteries( ACA,MCA,PCA or Circle of WilliS) TAKE THAT RODEODOC.......Tadpole,MD
 
2002-12-31 02:26:03 PM
Ordo: right on, so who is more annoying to you then...I have samples of both in my office and can attest to who is more audibly annoying but living there must offer a whole new outlook

-Rabb
 
2002-12-31 02:26:04 PM
I've heard of people dying cause of head trauma like that, and I wonder why I didn't die.

Maybe you did and just don't know it, yet.
 
2002-12-31 02:26:25 PM
did you ever notice that alot of the silly links on this site point to happenings in fl .... coincidence? .. i think not
 
2002-12-31 02:26:29 PM
HAHAHAHA! OLD PEOPLE! So so funny...
 
2002-12-31 02:26:37 PM
Tricky situation...someone tells your wife to shut up in front of you...you don't have much choice. You have to deck the guy. It's what your supposed to do. The dead guy was from a generation where he should of been well aware of the results of insulting another mans wife.
 
2002-12-31 02:26:53 PM
Sigh. Just insult them back. Obviously that guy never posted on Fark. Never initiate violence in a verbal sparing match. If the other guy initiates it you finish it, quick and dirty.
 
2002-12-31 02:28:12 PM
I admit I've heard some girls from Staten Island that just made me want to puncture my own eardrums, but overall, Floridians win the contest.
 
2002-12-31 02:28:21 PM
"I have samples of both in my office"

In jars??

*dials TIPS*
 
2002-12-31 02:29:13 PM
The lesson is to let your kids run berserk in public school, where they can beat other kids to death with their bare hands and only get suspended.

That hopefully rids them of a lifetime of agression and prepares them for the staid, gray existence of adulthood.
 
2002-12-31 02:30:03 PM
my favorite thing to do when I get flipped off (daily by the multi millionaire yuppy faglords in their SUV that apparantly feel that you should go 95 mph no matter where you are) is smile and wave at them. I am a big guy and could surely hand out some ass kickings if I wanted to but knowing that I infuruated someone to that point and maybe ruined their day feels better

-Rabb
 
2002-12-31 02:31:54 PM
I've punched someone for saying "Shut the fark up" to my wife.
 
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2002-12-31 02:32:31 PM
12-31-02 02:26:53 PM Brazil
Sigh. Just insult them back. Obviously that guy never posted on Fark. Never initiate violence in a verbal sparing match. If the other guy initiates it you finish it, quick and dirty.

Sean Connery

Typical wop, bringsh a knife to a gunfight

/Sean Connery
 
2002-12-31 02:32:54 PM
Just another case of a woman and her bigass mouth getting someone killed. Move along.
 
2002-12-31 02:32:55 PM
Ditto, you don't have to deck the guy for saying shut up to your wife. You stand between, make yourself imposing, and say calmly, and quietly, "Now now, there is no need for that sort of rudeness. You should apologize." Whether or not they do, it doesn't matter. It ends it then and there, no violence, no blood and no sore knuckes.
 
2002-12-31 02:33:03 PM
Florida is a magical place.
On one hand you have cuban immigrants who get assloads of government perks from republicans just for leaving cuba, so they usually vote for people that usually want to fark them over in the longrun, and(no offense to any cubans)can't drive worth shiat. On the other hand you have rednecks(it's a southern state lest we forget)who bring new meaning to the phrase white trash.
 
2002-12-31 02:34:21 PM
You have to deck the guy. It's what your supposed to do

In a misguidedly chivalrous way. Personally I would hope that said wife would be more concerned with my well-being than proving my worth to her for trying to finish a fight that she instigated. Sorry, if that's what's expected of me she can take a hike. Physical protection is one thing, I'd surely die protecting my imaginary wife; jumping into a violent situation with many unknowns (weapons etc.) over stupid words is another.
 
2002-12-31 02:34:31 PM
Instead of sharing ways of farking up fellow Americans, why don't we all go over to the Mideast and beat the crap outta some Islamics?
 
2002-12-31 02:38:10 PM
51
Sean Connery
Typical wop, bringsh a knife to a gunfight
/Sean Connery


Yeah... what I don't understand is why they both didn't have guns? This is America. They were in Florida. We're losing our edge. Damn third world countries will be walking all over us shortly.
 
2002-12-31 02:38:31 PM
Why don't you go over and we'll meet you there.
 
2002-12-31 02:40:47 PM
OregonVet, no shiat, but thanks for stating that.

12-31-02 02:04:11 PM Crooky
Okay,

If someone told my wife to shut up, I think I would be a little miffed. If someone called my wife a "biatch" or a "whore" or something like that, they'd definitely be getting a fist sandwich for lunch. So, if someone insults my wife enough to provoke me to hit them in the face, and they fall down (because they're a puss) and hit their head and die, am I guilty of manslaughter?


That depends. Was your wife running her mouth off like an old harpie? If I was, and some guy told me to shut up, my fiance's probably just laugh at me, and I'd deserve it. If this would have been an un-provoked "shut up", maybe I'd want him to threaten him a little. But truth be told I'd be very upset if he hit him for two reasons: One, I hate it when guys do macho crap like that for women. I get pissed when the clerk insists on carrying my 30 pack of beer out to the car for me, and my fiance knows this. Two, I'd be really upset that he chanced having assault charges pressed against him for something as stupid as a man telling me to shut up. If hte guy would've grabbed my tits or something else equally unsavory maybe I'd feel different.
 
2002-12-31 02:42:53 PM
 
2002-12-31 02:42:57 PM
Already been. Then I used my GI Bill to get my law degree. Now I work for the RIAA.
 
2002-12-31 02:43:45 PM
"Then I used my GI Bill to get my law degree"

great aint it?

-Rabb
 
2002-12-31 02:45:10 PM
In my spare time I lobby Congressmen to reinstate the draft.
 
2002-12-31 02:46:13 PM
In this instance I say the ole bastard should be introduced to Big Ghey Luv.....In another instance I say that LostAgain should be introduced to the One Punch Wonder for ever bringin up a Vanilla Ice song....CAP -


/hurtfeelings
 
2002-12-31 02:46:39 PM
"We want him to be convicted to the fullest extent of the law....He should suffer like our family is suffering"

These dumbasses who want everyone to suffer like they do are as sick as the people who commit the crimes. It was an accident. The old guy shouldn't have punched the other guy, but victim shouldn't have told the wife to shut up, either. So why don't we lock up the guy until he's dead too--will that make the victim's daughter feel better? Maybe she'd like to flip the switch that sends the lethal injection into his veins--hell, that would probably make the rest of her life better.
 
2002-12-31 02:47:12 PM
"Dattaway

If this was over a cell phone, I could understand killing the guy. But over being told to be quiet? I hear Alabama has a gas chamber for these kind of things."

No, we have "old yellow mama" or whatever the electric chairs name is. and i believe we just got out first lethal injection about a week or two ago.

as for gas chambers, i thought they were abandoned nationwide because the authorities thought that they were too similar to what the nazis did to the jews in those camps in WW2
 
2002-12-31 02:47:21 PM
"What's that? You want some? Now you got the junkyard dog barking! And you don't want that! Rooroorooroo!"

/king of the hill
 
2002-12-31 02:47:22 PM
Well I make little castles out of my neighbor's dog's crap and then pretend I'm Godzilla and stomp on them. So there.
 
2002-12-31 02:47:50 PM


"I'd hit it"
 
2002-12-31 02:49:23 PM
One punch? Go and like, drink milk or something...
 
2002-12-31 02:50:14 PM
12-31-02 02:47:22 PM RepoMan
"Well I make little castles out of my neighbor's dog's crap and then pretend I'm Godzilla and stomp on them."

Yeah, I'm into aromatherapy, too.
 
2002-12-31 02:53:29 PM
People....Telling someone to shutup and punchin someone is 2 entirely different things. I would've verbally spared with him and made him cry....No need to punch someone unless they --um say bring up Vanilla Ice lyrics. Then I say wail away.....
 
2002-12-31 02:57:43 PM
Candypants,

These people were born in a time when you EXPECT a fight for insulting another man's girl/wife. Just because these people hold a different set of values than you do doesn't make them "retarded".

That being said, the law is the law, and he did kill the guy. I, personally, think duels should be brought back to handle situations like this, but I don't see that happening anytime soon.

I get pissed when the clerk insists on carrying my 30 pack of beer out to the car for me, and my fiance knows this.

That's called being polite. I hold doors for women, and I'll carry heavy shiat for them as well. I've only come across one woman who got irked at that, and she was a world-class biatch, as I came to find out later.
 
2002-12-31 02:58:52 PM
What? Shut up! GAAAKKK
 
2002-12-31 02:59:25 PM
The lady should have punched him in the face herself, if she was so bothered about it.
But I can imagine the level of annoyance coming from the woman per her complaint. They never get exact with what she said. And even if it was as simple as "He's taking too long to buy his tickets." or "Could you hurry it up?"
Somedays, that's all I need to rip someone's head off.

There was one time I was standing in line at the bank and there was this woman in front of me. She was agitated, and I could tell by her incessant mumbling...which included profanity, and racial epithets in the form of "Goddamned Beaners."
The point was, she was impatient and felt it was the fault of the hispanics (of which there were none in the establishment at that time) they were making her stand there so long.
It wasn't actually that long...but that's not the point.
She was making most people around her uncomfortable, and I can tell that she ripped into the cashier with her negative attitude once she was being served.
Had my children been there with me, a punch in the face might have arisen, simply because of her lack of courtesy to other people. If you're some kind of freak nut-bag that likes to swear at the top of your lungs to no one, please keep it to the streets in a ragged little poncho so that I can laugh at you
 
2002-12-31 03:00:58 PM
Seeing stories like this makes me wish we could just bring back the ol' civilized duel. Pistols at 20 paces would probably make a lot of people think twice before acting the arse. Too many these days have forgotten the meaning of politeness and civility. Too concerned with what their "rights" are and have forgotten that there are "responsibilities" that go along with it.

 
2002-12-31 03:02:59 PM
It's go time!!!

Mandelbaum!!!
 
2002-12-31 03:07:10 PM
I told a bunch of young hooligans to STFU in a movie before. Blah, blah, blah. Jeese with popcorn and a date it's a $50.00 night without a soda. Hey wait a second... I'm going back to hookers.
 
2002-12-31 03:11:53 PM
Aaahh, the memories...

I used to work in a movie theater when I was a teenager and I can safely say that nowhere, and I mean nowhere, do people act more like half-wit baboons than they do at a movie theater.

I've worked in restaurants, retail, and even local television... and never have I encountered more freakish and moronic behavior than I did during my years in the multiplex.

Some favorites, (in no particular order):

1.) The guy who was masturbating during the "shower scene" of "Schinder's List."

2.) The old lady who used to gather her popcorn and soda supply from the leftovers of previous patrons. (and who eventually got caught "tickling her kitty" in the ladies room.

3.) The drunk bastard who wandered into the breaker room to take a leak and shut off all the power when he pulled the main breaker to "flush."

4.) The "jarheads" who were so engrossed in their movie they decided not to leave their seats to take a leak, just stood up and whizzed on the floor.

5.) The frustrated old hippie who tried to instigate a mass rebellion and "storming of the gates" because he didn't want to wait to be let in to "Batman" on opening night. (our actual exchange: hippie - "We've all decided we're coming in, what are you gonna do? You can't stop us all." me - "No sir, I can't. But, I'll damn sure stop you."

Anyway, there are hundreds... and they don't even include the everyday bullshiat like fights, cussing matches, and indecent exposures.

The most closely related to this story, though, happened on a slow weekday afternoon. I was working in the concession stand when two guys in their sixties came out of one of the movies each pointing at the other like a pair of five year olds.

One saying, "he hit me." The other saying "he spit on me." Turns out one guy had smuggled in some candy that had individual pieces wrapped in cellophane. The crinkling noise of the wrappers pissed the other guy off so he told the first guy to "shut the fvck up." Noisy candy guy responded by telling him to go to hell. The complaining decided it was now the proper time to spit on the noisy candy guy, who in turn hit the complaining guy.

Feeling very much like a kindergarten teacher I had to inform them that they were both in the wrong (noisy candy guy for smuggling in candy and being inconsiderate about the noise, complaining guy for escalating the situation by spitting rather than simply coming to get an employee to handle it,) and that I could either kick them both out (for acting like shiatheads,) or that they could both go back into the theater and finish watching the movie, provided they could get along with one another.

Mmmm, mmmm, good times....
 
2002-12-31 03:14:06 PM
CRIPPLE FIGHT!



(Wait, maybe it is just a Geazer Fight. Still, one of em's pretty crippled now.)
 
2002-12-31 03:20:40 PM
Grumpy Old Men III
 
2002-12-31 03:20:42 PM
Actually, L_J, I think he's calling you a turdstomper.
 
2002-12-31 03:23:18 PM
These people were born in a time when you EXPECT a fight for insulting another man's girl/wife. Yes, and they were also born in a time when black people weren't allowed to eat in the same establishments or ride in the front of the bus. We grow and evolve.
 
2002-12-31 03:29:30 PM
Candypants - Yes, and they were also born in a time when black people weren't allowed to eat in the same establishments or ride in the front of the bus. We grow and evolve.

Which just goes to show that if we'd elected Strom Thurmond lo those many years ago, we wouldn't be having all these problems...

/sarcasm
 
2002-12-31 03:33:16 PM
If my husband punched someone because they told me to shut up (especially when I said something rude first) I'd be pissed at him. I can handle myself just fine in verbal confrontations. Even if it escalated to a screaming match with really nasty things being said, he still better not interfere. Now, if the other person suddenly turns it physical, I'm probably gonna need his help.

What this old guy did was not only stupid, but really insulting to his wife. By stepping in and escalating it so quickly, he was in essence saying that his wife is not responsible for her words/actions and is too weak to handle even mild verbal consequences. He deserves the consequences of his actions.
 
2002-12-31 03:34:10 PM
Sorry, you just don't punch a crotchety old man for telling your wife to shut up, even if you're a fellow crotchety old man. His family saying he wasn't an aggressor is just plain silly.

I'd bet money that his wife did indeed need to shut up, also.

Enjoy grandpa prison!
 
2002-12-31 03:38:38 PM
"'Cause I'd kill you...It's real simple.
I'd kill you and your farking parents would sue me and it would be a big mess and I don't care enough about you to bother."
 
2002-12-31 03:41:46 PM
sounds like all three need their ass kicked.

anyone with P2P software needs to find the video "Skater vs. abercrombie guys" or "punk vs preps" or "Mike Ocks vs frat boys" or one of the endless renamed versions. great stuff.
 
2002-12-31 03:50:20 PM
Holy crap! That is the theater where I went most recently to see a movie!

It's the dollar theater, too. Everything is dirt cheap. My wife and I got tickets, a small popcorn, and a three-gallon barrel of soda for seven dollars.

Yeah, you betcha, the retirees love that place. Really nice, clean theater, though. I didn't notice any bloodstains.
 
2002-12-31 03:51:33 PM
I'm mean too, and I don't even have a headache. but you'll have to wait and see what I mean.
 
2002-12-31 03:52:00 PM

12-31-02 01:53:24 PM Basstovin
in my day you stood up for your lady.


Thank you. Halfway down someone finally grows a pair.

Tell my wife to shut up to her face and I'm next to her, ya get punched. Usually that's how it works.

At seventy years old I'm sure it's much more likely.
 
2002-12-31 03:53:51 PM
 
2002-12-31 03:55:31 PM
Schlingfo:
"These people were born in a time when you EXPECT a fight for insulting another man's girl/wife."

Yeah, but the women in those days prolly didn't run their mouths in such a manner either. I agree with you about reinstating dueling though. This loser should do at least 4 years.
 
2002-12-31 03:58:07 PM
Zzuess - Grows a pair of what? :) Seriously, did you ever think that your wife isn't a porcelian doll who must be protected from everything? Let her be an adult and step in only when/if she truly can handle it.

A lot of guys on here keep saying they would have done the same thing. Even in the medival idea of chilvalry, you at least gave the other guy a chance to apologize first. "Sir, I demand you apologize to my lady or ...some appropriate threat goes here".

I'm sure there are some women who would find your defense a romantic ideal, but I think (or at least I hope) the majority would see such action as inappropriate and juvenile.
 
2002-12-31 03:58:53 PM
Dang...second sentence should end "truly CAN'T handle it"
 
2002-12-31 04:07:15 PM
12-31-02 03:51:06 PM NuckleheadEd

Bah - they gave the guy's name and picture in an AP news release - doesn't take a rocket scientist or Kevin Mitnick to hack the Florida Dept of Motor Vehicles databases to do a face matchup to verify the guy's identity, hack the Florida Register of Deeds to get the guy's address, hack the Verizon databases to get his phone number, and hack a Russian Reo-SAT to get a satellite picture of his house ...

Anybody can do that.

And anyways, this guy killed someone with his bare hands. I don't care what the circumstances were - the guy killed another man with his bare hands. Over saying 'shut up' when some pushy woman was telling him to hurry up to buy movie tickets. There are appropriate punishments for telling someone to 'shut up' - the death penalty isn't one of them.
 
2002-12-31 04:20:11 PM

Bokkasrealm: How about you suck my dick, m'kay?

The only reason I ever travel to "America's Wang" is that I have to as my inlaws live there, that and the cuban food.

And why is it every assclown from flordia feels compelled to point out that they have tall building too? I'm not impressed.

 
2002-12-31 04:28:06 PM
I blame the woman. If she wasn't so impatient and rude, her husband wouldn't be a killer. Of course, he is the one who threw the fatal punch, and I'm sure there will be jail time. There SHOULD be jail time.

Unless of course the guy he his was walking out of the threater and very LOUDLY giving away the ending to a movie. Well, no, he still would deserve jail, but you could make a better case for it.
 
2002-12-31 04:35:00 PM
My husband always tells me I'm on my own if my habit of badmouthing drivers who I think can't hear me ever get out of the car. I don't think he'd let it go too far, but he'd not punch for a shut up.
Damn him.
 
2002-12-31 04:36:09 PM
Of course, my habits don't generally get out of the car, as stated above, I was referring to the dumbass who needs me to yell at him. Is anyone elses fonts all screwed up in the forum?
 
2002-12-31 04:38:12 PM
Actually makes me kind of sad.
No matter what happens the other guy is dead. Isn't coming back. An elderly American just went to watch a movie, told someone that was hassling him in line to 'shut up' and he got beat to death. Now his family is going to suffer, Seymore is going to suffer, and Seymore's family is going to suffer.

If Seymore really wants to make a contribution to society now, the courts should drop the legal hammer on him and really make an example of him. Like 20 years in Federal (pound-me-in-the-arse) Prison.
Will it bring the other guy back to life? No.
Will it make Seymore a better person? No.
Will it help the other guy's family? No.
Will others think twice before beating someone to death over 'shut up' in line at the movies? Hell yea.

The trial is going to cost the taxpayers $50,000 and another $25,000 per year to house this guy in jail. That would feed and house a LOT of poor people.

In a nutshell, this situation sucks. Sorry, but it does.
 
2002-12-31 04:44:20 PM
Standing up for "your" woman is fine and all that but if someone told my wife to shut up the dude is takin his life into his own hands....She'd kick his ass before I had time. I wouldn't anyways....It's just shutup....Gimme a break.


/commonsense
 
2002-12-31 04:46:54 PM
12-31-02 04:44:20 PM MadWeasel

A woman with a temper? No way - you gotta be kidding me :)
 
2002-12-31 04:49:21 PM
Will others think twice before beating someone to death over 'shut up' in line at the movies? Hell yea.

Not really, it was only 2 hits, the assailant hitting his glass jaw and the wimp hitting the ground and going into a coma.
 
2002-12-31 05:01:28 PM
Same thing happened about a year ago in Massachusetts, some bully dad upset about his boy not getting to play in a scrimmage or something like that dropped the coach - one hit to the jaw, guy fell over and cracked his skull on the cement. Still sucks.
 
2002-12-31 05:23:33 PM
What movie was it?

Some guy tells my wife to shut up I won't have to punch him. She will do it herself.
 
2002-12-31 05:29:03 PM
If that biatch were my wife, I would have told her to be patient and stop embarassing me.
 
2002-12-31 06:32:56 PM

Old peope like to biatch about EVERYTHING; I had some old biddie get in my face on a train last week because I joking told my husband that the train was too croweded, if no one gets off at the next stop we could kill a few people and toss them off.

She the spent the rest of the trip yammering on and on and complaing about everythig to the woman net to her.

Ship them all to flordia!

 
2002-12-31 10:30:52 PM
Vominator: it's Mike Valley, and it's from one of the CKY videos. Hilarious to watch, basically a short brawny skater beats the crap out of about 5 little preppy kids who were screwing with him..
 
2003-01-01 03:33:29 AM
 
2003-01-01 01:44:12 PM
-let him rot.

ass.
 
2003-01-01 08:26:50 PM
People people please!!!! The guy didn't get "beat to death.
READ it please.
If you yap at someone in public you run the risk of getting your lights punched out (male OR female). It doesn't matter if it's fair or not.
Life sucks get a farkin helmet!
 
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