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(CBS News)   Vladimir Putin gets rare tiger cub for his birthday. PETA upset because he HUNTS tigers with his JUDO   (cbsnews.com ) divider line
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2008-10-10 11:52:30 AM  
Oh fark! He's only 56?!? Plus he eats well and exercises!

Fark we're going to be putting up with this arsehole for decades!!
 
2008-10-10 12:04:34 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Oh fark! He's only 56?!? Plus he eats well and exercises!

Fark we're going to be putting up with this arsehole for decades!!


Jeebus, I'd hate to see him as a grumpy old fart and still running that country.
 
2008-10-10 12:24:00 PM  
You know he's Bill Brasky come to life don't you? He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi
 
2008-10-10 01:09:29 PM  
that's a cute kitty.
 
2008-10-10 01:10:38 PM  

PurplePimpSaber: that's a cute kitty.


wwwimage.cbsnews.com
 
2008-10-10 01:12:07 PM  
So all he really needs now is a secret base in a hollowed-out volcano.
 
2008-10-10 01:16:02 PM  
Once he teaches that thing to kill, you know where he'll send it?

That's right, Alaska.
 
2008-10-10 01:50:05 PM  

Sybarite: So all he really needs now is a secret base in a hollowed-out volcano.


He already has it. That's why he's not saying where he is going to put the kitty when it grows up.

Only thought he has on the subject "I wonder if you have to wait till they are fully grown to install the laser"
 
2008-10-10 01:53:55 PM  
Once he mounts a couple machine guns on its back and installs the Polonium-210 hose in its mouth, that thing is going to be one unstoppable force of pro-Putin counterpoints to overseas critics.
 
2008-10-10 02:14:51 PM  

Burn_The_Plows: Once he teaches that thing to kill, you know where he'll send it?

That's right, Alaska.


lol
 
2008-10-10 02:16:39 PM  
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2008-10-10 03:19:31 PM  
PETA...HUNTS...JUDO

I think it's a code!
 
2008-10-10 03:20:37 PM  
PETA upset because he HUNTS tigers with his JUDO

Thats funny, I HUNT Cougars with my PENIS.
 
2008-10-10 03:21:13 PM  
Hopefully the tiger has Polonium teeth.
 
2008-10-10 03:21:43 PM  
i186.photobucket.com
 
2008-10-10 03:21:45 PM  
It will probably kill him.
 
2008-10-10 03:22:04 PM  
In Russia, Caturday come durink week.
 
2008-10-10 03:22:25 PM  
I kill my dinner
with karate
kick 'em in the face
taste the body



/can I has obscure?
 
2008-10-10 03:22:26 PM  
And the hero tag is there because . . . ?

/precious little kitty will gnaw your face off
 
2008-10-10 03:22:31 PM  
Putin is getting pretty ridiculous these days. It's almost as if he's trying to out douche GWB.
 
2008-10-10 03:22:31 PM  
I hunt ligers with my nunchuks
 
2008-10-10 03:23:11 PM  
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2008-10-10 03:23:26 PM  
There isn't any 'chopping' in Judo.

\always bothered me....
\uchi mata ftw
 
2008-10-10 03:25:12 PM  

degreeless: Putin is getting pretty ridiculous these days. It's almost as if he's trying to out douche GWB.


Uh-oh... with only a few months left in office, let's hope Bush doesn't try to out-douche him by invading another country or something. That level of douchebaggery would be hard to top.
 
2008-10-10 03:26:28 PM  
I thought he hunted female gymnasts with his wang...
 
2008-10-10 03:26:36 PM  
lolpolis.com
 
2008-10-10 03:27:41 PM  
Sarah Palin can see Putin hunting tigers with his judo from her house in Alaska.
 
2008-10-10 03:28:24 PM  
This is what I want on my 56th birthday:

www.sfgate.com
 
2008-10-10 03:30:00 PM  

Fark Me with a Chainsaw: There isn't any 'chopping' in Judo.


Here to say that as well. Chokes? yes. Throws? Yes. Sweep the Leg? Yes. But no 'chops'.
 
2008-10-10 03:31:47 PM  
What a beautiful creature.
What a shame it was presumably taken from its mother tu humour this sick farker.
 
2008-10-10 03:31:54 PM  
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2008-10-10 03:32:50 PM  
I submitted this with a better headline
 
2008-10-10 03:33:15 PM  
Russia trifecta complete?
 
2008-10-10 03:34:25 PM  
Is he auditioning for a Bond Villan?
 
2008-10-10 03:34:42 PM  
Judo? Wouldn't he have learned SAMBO?
 
2008-10-10 03:35:18 PM  
farkING TIGER.

Couldn't find one of Putin.
 
2008-10-10 03:36:15 PM  
okay it didn't post my picture.....great, thanks, Fark.
 
2008-10-10 03:39:21 PM  
So is Putin Russia's Chuck Norris?
 
2008-10-10 03:40:22 PM  
Is it just me or is that the first picture ever of Putin where he's actually smiling?
 
2008-10-10 03:40:55 PM  
JUDO THREAD!
 
2008-10-10 03:42:16 PM  
Vlad, you can meet me on the JUDO range!

-Adam Chance

www.tedvmikels.com
 
2008-10-10 03:43:56 PM  
That's a fantastic present. And it's so cute.
 
2008-10-10 03:44:43 PM  
Tigger petter

Link (new window)
 
2008-10-10 03:44:51 PM  

Shostie: Judo? Wouldn't he have learned SAMBO?


That's racist, dude.

/Yes I know what that Sambo is.
//Yes I know Little Black Sambo was actually Indian not African.
 
2008-10-10 03:50:50 PM  
He's even more dangerous when he rears his head and enters America's airspace.
 
2008-10-10 03:52:42 PM  
Putin is my definition of what a man should be. He's turned that country around in a short period of time and he's making a statement. If we all had the resolve and blood thirsty ambition he did, we'd have murdered those who failed us on Walstreet and would be recouping our losses in the black market sale of their organs.

Putin 2008!
 
2008-10-10 03:53:12 PM  

GymnasiumPants: What a beautiful creature.
What a shame it was presumably taken from its mother tu humour this sick farker.


The tiger is better off with Putin. It'll grow up and enjoy a nutritious diet of political dissidents, incompetent minions, and British secret agents.
 
2008-10-10 03:53:56 PM  
I think the tiger is adorable. And I'm sure that Putin will make sure it is taken care of be it a zoo or wildlife preserve.

I like Putin.

I don't agree with him on alot of stuff. But he's young, charismatic, ambitious, seems to be alot smarter than the stuff that's floating to the top here..
 
2008-10-10 03:55:27 PM  
Whoever gave him a tiger, one of approx. 400 in existence, is an asshole.
 
2008-10-10 03:58:03 PM  
3steps: But he's young, charismatic, ambitious, seems to be alot smarter than the stuff that's floating to the top here..

You know who else had these qualities?
 
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