Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Some Guy)   Caption this Presidential candidate playing "airplane" with his supporters (voting enabled)   ( divider line
    More: Caption, Contests  
•       •       •

24521 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Oct 2008 at 10:17 PM (9 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

94 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Votes

Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

Skipped 62 non-voting comments in this thread
Show all
or log in to change this
2008-10-09 04:08:45 PM  
"Where all da' white wimmen at? Right here, cracker. Right here."
2008-10-09 04:09:56 PM  
I ain't gonna play Sun City.
2008-10-09 04:11:18 PM  
"And my lead is getting Laaaaaaarger."

/wrong Airplane?
2008-10-09 04:12:35 PM  
`Look at me! I'm John McCain!'
*face-plants into the dirt road*
2008-10-09 04:30:19 PM  
"Hey look its McCain...

Shhh Shhh...

Watch this, Im gonna pants him.

2008-10-09 04:35:26 PM  
Invisible basketballs.
2008-10-09 05:08:28 PM  
"Here come the Dems,
Yeah! And we're gonna beat
Ev'ry last buggin' gang
On the whole buggin' street!
On the whole!
2008-10-09 05:33:12 PM  
"I give it 12 hours before someone 'shops me into the Last Supper."
2008-10-09 06:44:42 PM  
"And my lead is getting Laaaaaaarger."

/wrong Airplane?
//Now with that fresh voting scent
2008-10-09 06:47:06 PM  
Hold on a second... East is this way, right?
2008-10-09 06:53:31 PM  
"requesting permission for a flyby"

/now with voting
2008-10-09 06:57:52 PM  
"Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb McCain..."
2008-10-09 07:03:06 PM  
2008-10-09 07:07:43 PM  
"Ladies, check this out. I got a dip in my hip, and a glide in my stride. I be pimpin' yo."
2008-10-09 07:13:49 PM  
"With me, your white women are...SAFE!"
2008-10-09 07:20:58 PM  

"Line up biatches, now it's time to play MOTORBOAT!"

/now with votey goodness
2008-10-09 07:23:37 PM  

'No thanks. I take my coffee black, like my future president.'
2008-10-09 07:55:48 PM  
"I'll show you ladies a REAL 'O' face..."

2008-10-09 08:29:19 PM  

*jumps through window*

Now with voting and a slight change!
2008-10-09 08:37:16 PM  
My hands are f*ckn' huge.
2008-10-09 09:47:04 PM  
"You are now free to reclaim your country."

2008-10-09 10:23:46 PM  
"LOOOOVE has found meee..."

2008-10-09 10:24:42 PM  
Duck... They're about to tie me to ACORN... And this one me being in a PMITA prison
2008-10-09 10:26:49 PM  
what a blackbird may look like
2008-10-09 10:27:34 PM  
A fella could have a great night in Vegas with all these women...
2008-10-09 10:29:30 PM  
"Hide me from the biatch with the button in her cheek..."!!!!
2008-10-09 10:30:33 PM  
Chocolate plane...
2008-10-09 10:30:44 PM  
I speak jive.
2008-10-09 10:30:51 PM  
i know it's up for me
if you steal my sunshine
making sure i'm not in too deep
if you steal my sunshine
keeping versed and on my feet
if you steal my sunshine

Steal my Sunshine (@ about 2:54) (new window)
2008-10-09 10:30:57 PM  
"Touchdown Barack Obama! Oh...wait...he dropped it!"
2008-10-09 10:31:33 PM  
and Superman that hoe!
2008-10-09 10:31:35 PM  
"Me and Ayers gonna fly right into some national monuments!"
2008-10-09 10:31:58 PM  
"... so then John goes into this flashback, like he's crashing on a carrier again...."
2008-10-09 10:33:59 PM  
This way to the commune.
2008-10-09 10:34:32 PM  
Obama is preforming his famous underwater ballet im preparation for 20 January.
2008-10-09 10:35:49 PM  
"This may not be how the Mile High Club works, but please don't tell these women that."
2008-10-09 10:37:46 PM  
Lucky supporters catch souvenirs they will treasure for a lifetime as Obama blasts another round of Patriotism out of his ass.
2008-10-09 10:38:19 PM  
"Obama was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it..."
2008-10-09 10:39:37 PM  
If I win at least 5 billion people will be flying high on air for a few days.
2008-10-09 10:40:20 PM  
i284.photobucket.comView Full Size
2008-10-09 10:40:41 PM  
"You do NOT do this when praying to Allah!"
2008-10-09 10:41:19 PM  

Follow me to victory, crackas!

2008-10-09 10:42:47 PM  
When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way!
2008-10-09 10:43:12 PM  
Shhh, there's McCain, I'm gonna pants him.
2008-10-09 10:43:23 PM  
I believe I can flyyyy. I believe I can touch the skyyy.

/Where the white women at?
2008-10-09 10:43:35 PM  
This is the only airplane the old man can't crash!
2008-10-09 10:44:43 PM  
"If he's good, I mean REALLY good, he'll bring that bird in so low he'll be frying chickens in a barnyard! Oh."
2008-10-09 10:47:28 PM  
"If the pilot's good, see, if he's really sharp, he can barrel that baby in so ought to see it some time..."
2008-10-09 10:52:13 PM  
"I'm goin' up to 20,000 feet...and get inverted."
2008-10-09 10:54:09 PM  
Special Elections 2008: Even if you don't win, you get pudding.
Skipped 62 non-voting comments in this thread
Show all
or log in to change this

Displayed 50 of 94 comments

Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

View Voting Results: Votes

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.