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(The Smoking Gun)   Man uses GPS and electronic homing device to stalk his girlfriend.   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 41
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2002-12-31 02:57:06 AM
hi tech huh
 
2002-12-31 02:57:19 AM
"When Geeks Stalk," on the next Geraldo.
 
2002-12-31 02:57:25 AM
Nice stalking to you. Stalk to you later...
 
2002-12-31 03:00:15 AM
"G-man uses GPS and electronic homing device to stalk his civilian"

/me got nothing
 
2002-12-31 03:00:34 AM
Please. This is supposed to impress me? I've stalked using much less. Until you've stalked with nothing but a set of tweezers, a heating pad, and a roll of floss, you haven't done much in my book.

I've said too much...
 
2002-12-31 03:04:32 AM
Done the tweezers and roll of floss, what's the heating pad used for?
 
2002-12-31 03:07:33 AM
What a freak!
 
2002-12-31 03:08:44 AM
Rachycentron: Being from a warm climate, you don't experience the problems of stalking with cold floss.
 
2002-12-31 03:15:27 AM
Hey, when you're on the ground or on cold grass stalking the whore who took your heart and you're gonna get it back and win her over, even if it scares her half to death, you'll appreciate the heating pad. It's easier to lie on.
 
2002-12-31 03:18:27 AM
so where can I buy a tracking device?
I need it in case my girlfriend gets lost...
yeah
 
2002-12-31 03:22:45 AM
This is kinda cool and a good use for GPS if you are not an outdoorsman.
 
2002-12-31 03:48:44 AM
Henchman, Truthslayer You'reboth wrong. The heating pad isn't for you at all. It's for the guinea pig...

Again, I've said too much.
 
2002-12-31 03:53:11 AM
wow...this guy's a real piece of work. pounding on her car with her 4 year old in the back seat. stalkers suck. give it up dude and get a life. oh...and if you drop the soap in the prison shower, let it go.
 
2002-12-31 03:58:56 AM
Alto, is there something you would like to share with the class? Experiences, perhaps?(j/k)

Sad, with the ratio of women to men (10/1) he might have a chance with SOMEONE ELSE!! Nah, I want her, and her alone.

GottaJibbooo, then he'll become a soap stalker, looking for the soap that got away as he's getting reamed.
 
2002-12-31 04:41:59 AM
Gotta admire the determination.

Those kind of people just latch onto your leg and won't let go.
 
2002-12-31 05:24:40 AM
 
2002-12-31 05:37:59 AM
Then that can be sent to your cell phone and look like this text message:
 
2002-12-31 05:43:33 AM
http://www.seethru.co.uk/e-cards/postcard_large/valentines/valentine03.gif

http://www.seethru.co.uk/e-cards/postcard_large/romance/ecard03.jpg
 
2002-12-31 05:44:15 AM
shiat. good cards, can't get the hang of HTML
 
2002-12-31 06:30:55 AM
I think they need to put a tracking device on that Asshat.
 
2002-12-31 07:04:05 AM
 
2002-12-31 07:08:34 AM
Sad, with the ratio of women to men (10/1) he might have a chance with SOMEONE ELSE!!

No, he's a guy. Guys cannot pick up chicks. As much as guys think they can, they can't.

A woman (no matter how ugly/fat) can get a guy any time she wants.

Odd that.
 
2002-12-31 07:12:10 AM
What a douche.

I can never understand it when dumbasses get hung up on a girl and get all weird about it.

Women are like trolley cars: you wait long enough and another will come along.
 
2002-12-31 07:26:45 AM
The only thing he did wrong was....*drum roll please*..."get caught!"
 
2002-12-31 08:17:36 AM
Women are like trolley cars: you wait long enough and another will come along.

But do you have the exact change? Or is it one of those free trolleys...

Are we still talking about women?
 
2002-12-31 08:29:34 AM
[sarcasm]
Quick, let's sue the makers of the GPS device!!
[/sarcasm]
 
2002-12-31 08:40:33 AM
AutomaticHatstand... Ho Ho Ho
 
2002-12-31 09:01:51 AM
Odd... the guy was homeless according to the second page of the files. She'd kicked him out back in October and he hadn't found a place to live yet.

Yet he had access to e-mails, and on 10 December "would not let her leave until she agreed to help him install software on his computer." Page three indicates it was a laptop. He also had GPS equipment and software, possibly a hidden camera, and a cell phone.

That's quite some kit for a homeless guy. Wonder where he charged his batteries? Cigarette lighter adaptor?
 
2002-12-31 09:04:40 AM
AutomaticHatstand, I went to the old trolley station in the park two blocks down and waited for a very long time, but no other woman came along. Might it be a problem that they've pulled up all the trolley tracks and laid down asphalt?
 
2002-12-31 09:28:57 AM
My problem is every time the trolley comes by it won't stop because it's been hijacked by a crazed meth addict.
 
2002-12-31 09:29:29 AM
biatch best be two clicks from getting me beer!
 
2002-12-31 09:48:29 AM
He looks like he could be one mean mo-fo.
 
2002-12-31 10:16:07 AM



His NEXT attempt, however, proved a little more tenacious.
 
2002-12-31 11:20:54 AM
Hmmm....now maybe I'll know why it takes hubby 3 hours to pick up a gallon of milk.

Just kidding, but I do have friends whose spouses take 3-4 hours at the "grocery store".
 
2002-12-31 11:25:59 AM
Farkette_Gone_Wild: Like me, their definition of "visit to the grocery store" probably includes "a solid couple of hours in a sleazy motel room with a transsexual hooker, a guinea pig, and a heating pad".

Did I say "me"? I meant "my friend John".
 
2002-12-31 01:41:53 PM
Those crazy Wisconsinites are at it again with their tracking devices.
 
2002-12-31 01:52:33 PM
Someone just shoot him and put him out of everyone's misery.
 
2002-12-31 03:02:36 PM
I was reminded, for some reason, of that quote...

"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine!"
 
2002-12-31 03:06:53 PM
Awe.. c'mon... who hasn't done that?
 
2002-12-31 09:26:43 PM
No Such without the tweezers and floss yer just wasting time...
 
2002-12-31 10:54:58 PM
Hey, if you think today's electronic stalking devices are cool and effective, just wait and see what's in store for the next five years! It's a Stalk-a-Thon! Everything must go go GO!

The 21st century is gonna be something else.
 
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