what's the biatches Fark handle?

I cry myself to sleep at night because other people on the internet claim to be better looking than me.

They filed a lawsuit against somebody they don't yet know the identity of.

Sue, baby, sue!! There's a new law in town, and it's yours to take advantage of.

Proof positive that the internet is, indeed, serious business.

It's funny because everyone that posts after me in this thread are all ugly. This is where the beauty stops. This comment. Mine.

Don't try reversing comment order. The date stamp won't lie, fugmo.

Solid State Vittles: It's funny because everyone that posts after me in this thread are all ugly. This is where the beauty stops. This comment. Mine.

Don't try reversing comment order. The date stamp won't lie, fugmo.

And the best part? We're still getting laid more than you are.

Enjoy being pretty, virgin.

Occam's Chainsaw: Solid State Vittles: It's funny because everyone that posts after me in this thread are all ugly. This is where the beauty stops. This comment. Mine.

Don't try reversing comment order. The date stamp won't lie, fugmo.

And the best part? We're still getting laid more than you are.

Enjoy being pretty, virgin.

Impossible. I'm the king of getting laid. I know this knowledge hurts all of you, but maybe with therapy you'll get over it.

Alright, who sponsored her for TF?

/what?

Idiot. Internet harassment should never be a crime. Not worth investigating. Don't like what someone's saying? Get a new identity. It's that simple. Anonymity works in your favour.

Should have given her two doses of the belt. Cures kids of most anything.

Solid State Vittles: Impossible. I'm the king of getting laid. I know this knowledge hurts all of you, but maybe with therapy you'll get over it.

You'll be hearing from my Daddy's lawyer.

On my first glance at the headline, I didn't see the "with". Completely changes the story.

/fap

Dr. Nick Riviera: On my first glance at the headline, I didn't see the "with".

Me too. lol.

paulseta: Psychotropic: I cry myself to sleep at night because other people on the internet claim to be better looking than me.

They are. They also have meetings and parties while you're not around.

And they sing this song (new window)?.

ultraholland: Should have given her two doses of the belt. Cures kids of most anything.

What if they begin to like the belt?.

I guess I need to change my profile picture. Otherwise I might realize I am ugly and not get any chicks cuz Solid State Vittles is better looking than me. perhaps I can go bat shiat crazy and sue Solid State Vittles. I feel like hurting myself right now. I am crying. Are there any lawyers that would like to console me?

/If it's winnable there's a $5k retainer
//His name is cooler than mine too. Is that worth any cash?

Those said "Litzinger" had been talking and texting with the boyfriend every day and night, was more attractive than the teen, and that the teen "looked like a troll" and had "a worthless life."

Par more many threads. No way this biatch is a Farker.

Someone call the cops! A girls' feelings have been hurt!

This is so pathetic.
What happened to the days of no blood no foul? I was verbally and physically abused every damned day of high school and no one ever called the cops. Its called being an unpopular teenager. Theres millions of them.

GaryGobulcoque: Idiot. Internet harassment should never be a crime. Not worth investigating. Don't like what someone's saying? Get a new identity. It's that simple. Anonymity works in your favour.

That won't work. People always eventually fall back into their natural routine and would soon be in the same predicament.
Don't like it, leave that site and never go back.

Solid State Vittles: Impossible. I'm the king of getting laid. I know this knowledge hurts all of you, but maybe with therapy you'll get over it.

Of course you are. You just keep biting that pillow and tell yourself whatever you want gorgeous.

damiangerous: You'll be hearing from my Daddy's lawyer.

Who's Daddy's little subpoena monkey?

Heroic Poser: GaryGobulcoque: Idiot. Internet harassment should never be a crime. Not worth investigating. Don't like what someone's saying? Get a new identity. It's that simple. Anonymity works in your favour.

That won't work. People always eventually fall back into their natural routine and would soon be in the same predicament.
Don't like it, leave that site and never go back.

Yes it will. I've had about 10 identities on Fark, this is my latest. Been banned a few times. You'd never know who I was in the past. It's the same thing on a certain imageboard that I won't mention. There are no identities there. Speech patterns and habits or not, you simply cannot tell who is who. New identity will work fine. Just don't be stupid to use your real name ever and you'll be fine.

Queue the 'Welcome to FARK' pics?

GaryGobulcoque: Idiot. Internet harassment should never be a crime. Not worth investigating. Don't like what someone's saying? Get a new identity. It's that simple. Anonymity works in your favour favor.

Heathen.

You're ugly too.

/color

So if she was being harassed in person, she'd have a case, but because it's anonymous cyber-bullying, she should just take it?

You assholes are jerks.

Kaeishiwaza: Anyone remember Megan Meier?

Who cares? What really matters is that you remember 9/11.

carmody: So if she was being harassed in person, she'd have a case, but because it's anonymous cyber-bullying, she should just take it?

You assholes are jerks.

Fark you, you dickless bastard.

Nels: GaryGobulcoque: Idiot. Internet harassment should never be a crime. Not worth investigating. Don't like what someone's saying? Get a new identity. It's that simple. Anonymity works in your favour favor.

Heathen.

You're ugly too.

/color

YOU HURT MY FEELINGS I'M SUING YOU

carmody: So if she was being harassed in person, she'd have a case, but because it's anonymous cyber-bullying, she should just take it?

You assholes are jerks.

Yes. Exactly. When you can get away from it at any time, I'm not gonna be very sympathetic.

Do we ever hear about irl trolls outside of Missouri?

/way to go!

carbert01: Someone call the cops! A girls' feelings have been hurt!

This is so pathetic.
What happened to the days of no blood no foul? I was verbally and physically abused every damned day of high school and no one ever called the cops. Its called being an unpopular teenager. Theres millions of them.

THIS.
\was an unpopular teenager.
\still unpopular.

I'm hiding in my peanut butter castle so I'm really getting a kick...

superfunhappytime: Do we ever hear about irl trolls outside of Missouri?

/way to go!

They're called drunks and hecklers.

/la belle troll sans merci

Solid State Vittles: It's funny because everyone that posts after me in this thread are all ugly. This is where the beauty stops. This comment. Mine.

Don't try reversing comment order. The date stamp won't lie, fugmo.

Fark you omfg get a farking life leave me alone. I'm going to read each of your messages until you drive me crazy enough to either kill myself or get psychiatric help. Even though I have the ability to block, ignore and close my Fark account, I'm not going to. I like tormenting myself with your fugmo taunts.

Solid State Vittles:
Impossible. I'm the king of getting laid. I know this knowledge hurts all of you, but maybe with therapy you'll get over it.

Shouldn't you be somewhere in 26 minutes?

FTFA: The girl "is doing much better since Texas, but she is still very, very fragile,"

I think that can be said for all of us.

She forgot the 2 most important rules on teh interwebs:
1) Everybody is an arsehole.
2) all the "chicks" are actually dudes.

If I was Facebook, I'd cooperate with an investigation on the grounds that they could nail whomever they find did it to fraud wall.

Ya see, these social networking sites get a bad rap and part of that is things like this and Megan Meiers SO by prosecuting only ONE person to the fullest extent of the law they can use that as an actualized floating threat against everybody who wants to try!

Doc Batarang: If I was Facebook, I'd cooperate with an investigation on the grounds that they could nail whomever they find did it to fraud wall.

Ya see, these social networking sites get a bad rap and part of that is things like this and Megan Meiers SO by prosecuting only ONE person to the fullest extent of the law they can use that as an actualized floating threat against everybody who wants to try!

That's a great idea! Someone should tell that to the MPAA and RIAA!

The internet's done nothing but improve my self-esteem.

Some people just don't belong on the Internets.

Forget the lawsuit. Get the girl off the computer and into some focking couciling. Jebus, if her egos that fragile she's likely to off herself after a rude comment on the street, dropping her diet Pepsi, or one too many rainy days in a row.

Doc Batarang: If I was Facebook, I'd cooperate with an investigation on the grounds that they could nail whomever they find did it to fraud wall.

Ya see, these social networking sites get a bad rap and part of that is things like this and Megan Meiers SO by prosecuting only ONE person to the fullest extent of the law they can use that as an actualized floating threat against everybody who wants to try!

No.

Nels: That's a great idea! Someone should tell that to the MPAA and RIAA!

Ha! Nice.