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(ESPN)   Tom Brady has surgery on knee, which means we should expect to hear about an impregnated nurse in about three months   (sports.espn.go.com) divider line 25
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2008-10-08 07:55:27 PM  
I'm confused...is submitter slamming Tom Brady for f*cking a nurse or slamming Giselle for not being around to help her man recover from major surgery with copious amounts of blow jobs?

I vote for the latter.
 
2008-10-08 08:12:39 PM  
That's, um...

that's not really what you use a knee for, Subby.
 
2008-10-08 08:21:57 PM  
This is bad news.... for Obama.
 
2008-10-08 08:29:22 PM  
nekom: This is bad news.... for Obama.

enough post is enough
 
2008-10-08 08:40:01 PM  
Kiribub: That's, um...

that's not really what you use a knee for, Subby.


But the Head Nurse does need kneepads.
 
2008-10-08 09:03:13 PM  
Kiribub: That's, um...

that's not really what you use a knee for, Subby.


Shhhh! The wife is blind and thinks I'm a catch.
 
2008-10-08 10:13:41 PM  
I work with nurses, subby. I work with them all day. And none are even paper bag candidates.
 
2008-10-08 10:20:51 PM  
FarKnight: I work with nurses, subby.

Well, Mrs. Kiribub is a nurse; I'm pretty ecstatic.
 
2008-10-08 11:14:12 PM  
Kiribub: FarKnight: I work with nurses, subby.

Well, Mrs. Kiribub is a nurse; I'm pretty ecstatic.


If Brady knocks her up, you're set for life!

/repeat after me "I'm rich bich!"
 
2008-10-08 11:42:14 PM  
8 months of rehab, get to fool around with hot runway model girlfriend when you get the chance, and feel confident that your backup QB is not good enough to replace you permanently. Drew Bledsoe, I'm sorry it didn't work out this way for you when you were with the Pats.
 
2008-10-09 12:02:10 AM  
Kiribub: FarKnight: I work with nurses, subby.

Well, Mrs. Kiribub is a nurse; I'm pretty ecstatic.


That sounds like a weird thing to be proud of.

"Dudes! My wife banged Tom Brady!"

"Oh my God, when?"

"Last week! He's a patient at the hospital where she works."

"Awesome! *Hi-five*"
 
2008-10-09 12:14:04 AM  
redface: That sounds like a weird thing to be proud of.

don't watch "Semi-pro"
 
2008-10-09 12:19:07 AM  
FarKnight: I work with nurses, subby. I work with them all day. And none are even paper bag candidates.

Poor you. Not everyone shares your misfortune :)
 
2008-10-09 12:40:52 AM  
Kiribub: That's, um...

that's not really what you use a knee for, Subby.


gonet.cz

Clearly you've never been to Rura Penthe.

/Star Trek in a sports thread?
 
2008-10-09 01:52:28 AM  
hogans: Kiribub: That's, um...

that's not really what you use a knee for, Subby.



Clearly you've never been to Rura Penthe.

/Star Trek in a sports thread?


Thread over.
 
2008-10-09 07:58:35 AM  
redface: That sounds like a weird thing to be proud of.

Oh, sorry. I'll walk you through it. The person I was responding to wrote a general statement about nurses being ugly. I commented that my wife, whom I think is lovely, is a nurse (pic in profile), and this pleases me.

As for her being a nurse- she's all business when I'm ill. I get better quicker, I suppose, but I'm not getting much in the way of coddling. :)
 
2008-10-09 08:56:34 AM  
Came here for naught nurses pics.

I guess I have to start things myself.

img404.imageshack.us
 
2008-10-09 09:39:08 AM  
Get well soon, Tom. We all want to see you lose ... but we want you (and all players) healthy when it happens.

/recover well
 
2008-10-09 09:55:01 AM  
Kiribub: redface: That sounds like a weird thing to be proud of.

Oh, sorry. I'll walk you through it. The person I was responding to wrote a general statement about nurses being ugly. I commented that my wife, whom I think is lovely, is a nurse (pic in profile), and this pleases me.

As for her being a nurse- she's all business when I'm ill. I get better quicker, I suppose, but I'm not getting much in the way of coddling. :)


You, Sir, are correct.

Your nurse-wife is quite lovely, and you should be pleased.
 
2008-10-09 10:05:36 AM  
hogans: Kiribub: That's, um...

that's not really what you use a knee for, Subby.



Clearly you've never been to Rura Penthe.

/Star Trek in a sports thread?


I laughed my ass off (I recognized the pic right away).

Wolfmanjames: Came here for naught nurses pics.

I guess I have to start things myself.


Can't post, but why I was here ;)
 
2008-10-09 10:32:35 AM  
FarKnight: I work with nurses, subby. I work with them all day. And none are even paper bag candidates.

That sucks dude. The last two times I went to visit someone in the hospital I saw at least 2 nurses that were highly hittable and that was in western PA of all places.
 
2008-10-09 01:17:04 PM  
Brett Favre.
 
2008-10-09 01:45:12 PM  
redface

That sounds like a weird thing to be proud of.

"Dudes! My wife banged Tom Brady!"

"Oh my God, when?"

"Last week! He's a patient at the hospital where she works."

"Awesome! *Hi-five*"



Back in 97', I had my lover leave me to go get banged by Adam Vinateri. One of my dream lays, in fact. I really wasn't that upset. I mean, sure it sucked that it ended, but it wasn't like I lost out to some accountant, like I did with another girlfriend.
 
2008-10-09 01:50:04 PM  
bacccc

Get well soon, Tom. We all want to see you lose ... but we want you (and all players) healthy when it happens.

/recover well



Mark calendar: October 9th, 2008: bacccc makes a post in a Patriots thread that doen't mentions cheating, doping, other assorted hate, or makes him sound like a douche. In fact, it could be a reasonable, good sport post if it wasn't from bacccc.

Could there be hope for him?
 
2008-10-09 05:50:11 PM  
FarKnight: I work with nurses, subby. I work with them all day. And none are even paper bag candidates.

None?...I call BS. I worked at a large hospital and it had its share of Um...large, ugly nurses. For some reason there were a few that walked all day but had butts as big as houses. Must have been the twinkies.
 
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