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(CNN)   If you plan on smuggling your heroin around in a suitcase, try putting it in coffee cans or porcelain dolls. Using a corpse stuffed with heroin will only make things worse   (cnn.com) divider line 36
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2008-10-08 05:50:54 PM
That was uncalled for, subby. It's not nice to refer to Iggy Pop that way.
 
2008-10-08 05:57:31 PM
I guess he figured the old "If I'm gonna go to jail, I might as well go for life" philosophy?
 
2008-10-08 05:59:13 PM
The more you know
 
2008-10-08 05:59:46 PM
That's one happy corpse, though
 
2008-10-08 06:00:08 PM
Cagey B: That was uncalled for, subby. It's not nice to refer to Iggy Pop that way.

That made me giggle! Nice!
 
2008-10-08 06:00:34 PM
Didn't they do that in Bad BoysII?
 
2008-10-08 06:01:23 PM
Dude, you can never catch the dragon.
 
2008-10-08 06:01:36 PM
Detective Lt. Christopher Calabrese theorized that other mules, not wanting the dealers to cut open the corpse, bought the suitcase and dumped the body before the dealers came to collect the drugs.

Pretty stupid theory if you read that sentence again and know anything about drug dealers and mules.
 
2008-10-08 06:03:01 PM
Words to live by, submitter. Words to live by.
 
2008-10-08 06:03:33 PM
img338.imageshack.us

'Ohhh noooo'.
 
2008-10-08 06:04:52 PM
www.dvdbeaver.com

Not available for comment
 
2008-10-08 06:06:53 PM
cousndick :Didn't they do that in Bad Boys II

you aint seen Bad Boys II ?

Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone 'ahhh'?
 
2008-10-08 06:07:57 PM
"I'm very surprised this guy's not been cut open"
 
2008-10-08 06:08:34 PM
I wonder if that's the best way to die, in a drug induced mind-f*ck.

But it also might be like Tylenol where you shake around and throw up for hours before you die...
 
2008-10-08 06:09:54 PM
members.aol.com

Didn't do it.
 
2008-10-08 06:11:38 PM
maniac64: "I'm very surprised this guy's not been cut open"

I submitted this with that quote for a headline.

/fail
 
2008-10-08 06:15:24 PM
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hot mule
 
2008-10-08 06:15:40 PM
Ewww. I don't like my heroin smelling of corpsicle.
 
2008-10-08 06:16:40 PM
images.blu-ray.com

It wasn't heroin, it was angel dust - PCP and I never touched it.
 
2008-10-08 06:16:42 PM
If you plan on smuggling your heroin around in a suitcase...

What do you mean "IF"?
 
2008-10-08 06:18:46 PM
images.starpulse.com
Not impressed.
 
2008-10-08 06:44:47 PM
See, when I read the headline I missed the suit case part and I pictured some drug runner's grand father died and they figured, "hey! i have an idea" and they dressed him up in his Sunday Best, stuffed full of heroin, and took him for a leisurely drive across the border.

Little Miss Sunshine, Pt. 2: Baby Needs Her Fix.
 
2008-10-08 06:49:35 PM
The Drunk IT Guy: I wonder if that's the best way to die, in a drug induced mind-f*ck.

But it also might be like Tylenol where you shake around and throw up for hours before you die...


Nope. It's a pretty good one. I dunno how many of you have ever "slam danced with mister brownstone" but ODing is just like the biggest best junk rush you've ever had, x1000.

/I keep it in mind when I have bad days.
//Had to perform CPR on an ODing friend just this weekend...
///When you wake them up they get pretty pissed off.
 
2008-10-08 06:59:06 PM
simpsonfan: Someone stupid enough to swallow packets of drugs to smuggle them deserves to die. Darwin approves.


Spoken like a true drug lord. Are you by any chance hiring?
 
2008-10-08 07:21:22 PM
Andralynn: Ewww. I don't like my heroin smelling of corpsicle.

Agreed. I'd rather it smell of excrement, myself.
 
2008-10-08 07:26:11 PM
Squilax: The Drunk IT Guy: I wonder if that's the best way to die, in a drug induced mind-f*ck.

But it also might be like Tylenol where you shake around and throw up for hours before you die...

Nope. It's a pretty good one. I dunno how many of you have ever "slam danced with mister brownstone" but ODing is just like the biggest best junk rush you've ever had, x1000.

/I keep it in mind when I have bad days.
//Had to perform CPR on an ODing friend just this weekend...
///When you wake them up they get pretty pissed off.


Are they pretty laid back about opiates in Canada? I often think maybe I should just move to a country where I can be productive and do as I please until that day where I just want to bail... and an OD of any opiate would suit me just fine.

Just curious...
 
2008-10-08 07:30:10 PM
videodetective.com


Was it her brother?

/very hot[linked]
 
2008-10-08 07:31:15 PM
Hardcore.
 
2008-10-08 07:38:21 PM
simpsonfan: Someone stupid enough to swallow packets of drugs to smuggle them deserves to die.

True. It's alimentary, my dear simpsonfan.
 
2008-10-08 08:19:57 PM
JesterGirl: Not available for comment

He's busy picking his toes in Poughkeepsie.
 
2008-10-08 08:41:10 PM
internationaltrash.info

/obscure?
 
2008-10-08 08:58:45 PM
jerky on the veldt: /obscure?

came in to post that pic.

ANb for the win.
 
2008-10-08 08:59:19 PM
I read this at work earlier, and I was a bit amused at how many times the detective referred to his suprise that the body wasn't cut up to get the dope out. He seemed really bummed that the smugglers hadn't gone after their stash with a weed whacker. I hope he gets over it eventually. I'm sure the next drug mule corpse will be cut up real good.
 
2008-10-08 09:34:41 PM
Did they smuggle crank in from Vietnam stuffed in the lung cavities of dead soldiers? Or is that a myth?

/heard that from a brilliant, well-informed guy, but he liked to spin bullshiat about 5% of the time for his own amusement
 
2008-10-09 03:02:03 AM
Drug mules are people too! just very desperate and poor ones living in 3rd world countries trying to come to the USA. Ok... maybe they arnt people.
 
2008-10-09 05:06:36 PM
Sybian_Ride: Squilax: The Drunk IT Guy: I wonder if that's the best way to die, in a drug induced mind-f*ck.

But it also might be like Tylenol where you shake around and throw up for hours before you die...

Nope. It's a pretty good one. I dunno how many of you have ever "slam danced with mister brownstone" but ODing is just like the biggest best junk rush you've ever had, x1000.

/I keep it in mind when I have bad days.
//Had to perform CPR on an ODing friend just this weekend...
///When you wake them up they get pretty pissed off.

Are they pretty laid back about opiates in Canada? I often think maybe I should just move to a country where I can be productive and do as I please until that day where I just want to bail... and an OD of any opiate would suit me just fine.

Just curious...


Well, they're not "laid back" about it... but if you know the right people, opiates like heroin and prescription drugs (percs, oxys) are as easy to buy as weed. People shoot up in (certain) streets, just as openly as people walk down the streets smoking joints. However... finding plain opium is a SERIOUS BIATCH. It's easier to shoot yourself up with heavily processed and treated chemicals than it is to smoke a little unaltered plant extract. If you get caught you're still in for some shiat though. Definitely not as bad as in the US but still looking at penalties of some sort.

/Does not make any sense.
 
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