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(700 WLW)   Sarah Palin no longer wearing a wedding ring. Are there problems between her and Alaska's "First Dude?" (picture)   (700wlw.com) divider line 284
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2008-10-08 04:31:16 PM  
She just wants to seem more available ;-)
 
2008-10-08 04:36:07 PM  
she's retaining water
 
2008-10-08 04:36:55 PM  
MacG: she's retaining water

She's pregnant again???
 
2008-10-08 04:39:51 PM  
This is just another strategery. Leave her family out of this.
 
2008-10-08 04:43:52 PM  
Diggin: i33.tinypic.com

You win the internets for today, good sir.
 
2008-10-08 04:44:16 PM  
Maybe Trig - Twig - whatever - ate the damn thing off her hand in a breast-feeding frenzy?
 
2008-10-08 04:44:44 PM  
Thank you Diggin. I'll be in my bunk.
 
2008-10-08 04:46:17 PM  
For about a week a month. (yes that week) my fingers are really swollen in the morning. I take my wedding ring off for that week because it's titanium and I'm terrified of it being stuck on there and they can't cut it off. Hell sometimes I just wear my three stone ring and forget the wedding ring all together. Right now though I'm wearing my engagement ring with is form the 1920s in one of those crazy filigree settings and the titanium if my wedding ring would chew it up.

I'm not thinking of divorcing my husband just like wearing the different ring choices.
 
2008-10-08 04:49:24 PM  
The "First Dude".

Ugh.

If she became VP our nation would plunge into white trash.

And we would have yet another douchebag Republican that cannot pronounce the word nuclear.
 
2008-10-08 04:52:50 PM  
eyehate: The "First Dude".

Ugh.

If she became VP our nation would plunge into white trash.


You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I've lived in four states over the last 6 years and every where I go I think this *has* to be better, and it isn't.
 
2008-10-08 04:53:37 PM  
keiverarrow: She just wants to seem more available ;-)

Just like a stripper would take off any identifying jewelry. Duh.
 
2008-10-08 05:13:14 PM  
Obviously, it's a clear signal to John that she's ready to become Wife Mark III.
 
2008-10-08 05:38:39 PM  
Gwendolyn: For about a week a month. (yes that week) my fingers are really swollen in the morning. I take my wedding ring off for that week because it's titanium and I'm terrified of it being stuck on there and they can't cut it off. Hell sometimes I just wear my three stone ring and forget the wedding ring all together. Right now though I'm wearing my engagement ring with is form the 1920s in one of those crazy filigree settings and the titanium if my wedding ring would chew it up.

I'm not thinking of divorcing my husband just like wearing the different ring choices.


We get it, your husband bought you a bunch of expensive rings.
 
2008-10-08 05:50:10 PM  
I could not give less of a fark if I tried.
 
2008-10-08 05:51:08 PM  
The Todd Palin proposal

[Somewhere inside a waffle house in Alaska]

Todd: "Hey baby, you gonna get those hash browns smothered and covered?"

Sarah: "Jack, I think I'm pregnant"

Todd: "My name is Todd"

Sarah: "Oh yeah. I was uhhh just thinking about uhhh... energy indepence"

Todd: "That makes no sense. How come you didn't remember my name?"

Todd: "We've been dating for like two weeks now"

Sarah: "Dating? All we did was have sex a coupla times behind the Moose-N-Go, doncha know?"

Todd: "What? No we didn't. We only ever did it in the back of my Camaro... remember? "

Sarah: "But I don't want to answer that. I would really like to talk about the fungibility of molecule flagging. Oh look! I can see Russia!"

Todd: "Look, we are through. I thought you were my 'baby-cakes', and now you broke my heart"

Sarah: "Oh Joe, don't be so sad. We can just rush off and get married. That way you can have this fungible resource whenever you want it"

Todd: "Really?"

Todd: "But my name is Todd"

Sarah: "You betcha. Whatever you say"

Todd: "So no more messing with other guys?"

Sarah: "You're doggone right. Unless you are out of town and one of your business partners wants to flag my molecules"

Todd: "Baby-cakes, I luuuuv you. Let's go right now and get hitched"

Sarah: "Sure. But right after you pay for my hashbrowns and a patty melt"

Todd: "You drive a hard bargain, but anything for you"
 
2008-10-08 05:57:02 PM  
Cubansaltyballs

That was awesome.
 
2008-10-08 06:04:59 PM  
WHO CARES ABOUT HER RING, WHO DOES HER HAIR?!?!


/and Obama is supposed to be the celebrity...
 
2008-10-08 06:13:59 PM  
I don't care.
 
2008-10-08 06:14:07 PM  
Cubansaltyballs

Sir, that was truly awesometackular.

You win 1 comedy bucket of fish.
 
2008-10-08 06:14:25 PM  
Who gives a sh*t.
 
2008-10-08 06:21:09 PM  
Are there problems between her and Alaska's "First Dude?"

Oh heyllls yeah I hope so. That dude is so brokebacky hot. I want to go snowmobile riding with him and spending the whole month of April salmon fishing and camping with him.

That dude is the Brett Favre of snowmobile racing. Gawd I want to play touch football with him. I am SO jealous of his special circle of camping buddies.
 
2008-10-08 06:33:19 PM  
Not An Issue.

Move along.
 
2008-10-08 06:41:59 PM  
Maybe she's trying to distance herself from that secessionist whack-job.
 
2008-10-08 06:43:20 PM  
Gwendolyn: Hell sometimes I just wear my three stone ring and forget the wedding ring all together.

Your ring weighs three stone?! Wow... when you said your fingers were swollen, I assumed you were still speaking in normal proportions, tubby.
 
2008-10-08 06:46:18 PM  
Gwendolyn: For about a week a month. (yes that week) my fingers are really swollen in the morning. I take my wedding ring off for that week because it's titanium and I'm terrified of it being stuck on there and they can't cut it off. Hell sometimes I just wear my three stone ring and forget the wedding ring all together. Right now though I'm wearing my engagement ring with is form the 1920s in one of those crazy filigree settings and the titanium if my wedding ring would chew it up.

I'm not thinking of divorcing my husband just like wearing the different ring choices.


I am almost positive that nobody gave a shiat about that.
 
2008-10-08 07:09:48 PM  
Has she been shooting junk into her palms again? She must have hocked the band for a fix.
 
2008-10-08 07:22:41 PM  
what_now: I could not give less of a fark if I tried.

We are merely following Sarah Palin's own standards. In her first race for mayor of Wasilla, she demanded the marriage license of her opponent be made public. Why? Because his wife kept her maiden name - and Palin deemed that sufficiently unusual to demand total transparency. If that level of transparency is necessary for the race for Wasilla mayor, why is it "unspeakable" for the vice-presidency of the United States? Is being mayor of Wasilla more significant than possibly being US president?
 
2008-10-08 07:23:04 PM  
* Sarah Palin No Longer Wears Her Wedding Ring
* Ear Bitten Off During Fight


It's not news, it's 700WLW...
 
2008-10-08 07:24:23 PM  
I expect an emotional breakup and trial separation in two weeks followed by a surprise reunion on the night of Nov. 4.
 
2008-10-08 07:42:19 PM  
The First Dude minds, man. This will not stand, this aggression will not stand, man.
 
2008-10-08 07:42:35 PM  
Cubansaltyballs: The Todd Palin proposal

i always love seeing that one. thanks
 
2008-10-08 08:09:46 PM  
jaylectricity: We get it, your husband bought you a bunch of expensive rings.

WIN
 
2008-10-08 08:31:32 PM  
Gwendolyn: eyehate: The "First Dude".

Ugh.

If she became VP our nation would plunge into white trash.


You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I've lived in four states over the last 6 years and every where I go I think this *has* to be better, and it isn't.


Come to the Bay area.
 
2008-10-08 08:36:44 PM  
Diggin, I'll be in my bunk.

Cubansaltyballs, your post is made of win.
 
2008-10-08 08:37:26 PM  
pleasegodpleasegodpleasegod let it be so

that way, she can finally come home to The Big Dude
 
2008-10-08 08:37:35 PM  
letdogsvote: Obviously, it's a clear signal to John that she's ready to become Wife Mark III.

She'll be disappointed to find out that McCain doesn't have any of his own money.
 
2008-10-08 08:37:53 PM  
Todd dumped her because she's so unqualified.
 
2008-10-08 08:38:05 PM  
It fell of when she was imitating an intriguing picture that shall not be named and is now lodged in her anus.
 
2008-10-08 08:38:29 PM  
paulseta: You win 1 comedy bucket of fish.

And a rack of cream pies.
 
2008-10-08 08:38:34 PM  
Mugato: The First Dude minds, man. This will not stand, this aggression will not stand, man.

Now he would make a great "First Dude".
 
2008-10-08 08:38:45 PM  
jaylectricity: Gwendolyn: For about a week a month. (yes that week) my fingers are really swollen in the morning. I take my wedding ring off for that week because it's titanium and I'm terrified of it being stuck on there and they can't cut it off. Hell sometimes I just wear my three stone ring and forget the wedding ring all together. Right now though I'm wearing my engagement ring with is form the 1920s in one of those crazy filigree settings and the titanium if my wedding ring would chew it up.

I'm not thinking of divorcing my husband just like wearing the different ring choices.

We get it, your husband bought you a bunch of expensive rings.


KABLAMO
 
2008-10-08 08:38:52 PM  
She had to take it off. Her finger was getting tired from all the finger pointing she's been doing lately.
 
2008-10-08 08:39:33 PM  
Cubansaltyballs: The Todd Palin proposal...

The truly sad thing here is that you thought you were being witty enough to type that Ziggy-esque crap out.
 
2008-10-08 08:39:59 PM  
wake me up when shes naked
 
2008-10-08 08:40:10 PM  
KyngNothing: * Sarah Palin No Longer Wears Her Wedding Ring
* Ear Bitten Off During Fight

It's not news, it's 700WLW...


The Big One FTW!!!!!!

Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that one.
 
2008-10-08 08:41:21 PM  
Means nothing, I have been happily married for years but generally don't wear my wedding ring since it interferes with my +120wpm typing.
 
2008-10-08 08:41:22 PM  
I'm sure she'll Parah Sale into the arms of a new man

i35.tinypic.com
 
2008-10-08 08:41:54 PM  
KyngNothing: * Sarah Palin No Longer Wears Her Wedding Ring
* Ear Bitten Off During Fight

It's not news, it's 700WLW...


Between those two headlines and the palm bandage I figured it was a hell of a fight, including a palm thrust to the teeth or something..
 
2008-10-08 08:42:07 PM  
its on mccains limp 4 incher or she left it in his colon during his routine check up...she is after all his nurse.
 
2008-10-08 08:42:19 PM  
She's not wearing a flag pin, either.

/farking terrorist biatch.
 
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