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(Daily Stab)   Opps, she did it again - Jamie Lynn Spears continues to follow in the footsteps of her big sis - She's pregnant AGAIN   (dailystab.com) divider line 566
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2008-10-08 11:12:49 AM
HER PARENTS ARE PIN HEADS!
 
2008-10-08 11:13:16 AM
geniusiknowit: DROxINxTHExWIND: geniusiknowit: This is how it should be.

What's up with women having kids in their 30s? Too old. All other things being equal (diet, exercise, etc), a younger woman will have a healthier baby, and more likely to be useful still working and not retired, so they can't take the baby during the day and save you money on daycare as a grandparent.

FTFY

A lot of people would benefit from a lifestyle change. That is, they should quit spending such a large percentage of their income on things they don't need. Live modestly, stick together with family, and most people
households wouldn't need two parents who work full time.

FTFM
 
2008-10-08 11:13:26 AM
cryinoutloud: Yeah, so when do they ovulate? halfway thru the cycle, right?

I discovered the hard way that I ovulate 2-3 days after my period is over.

/Should have aborted.
//Not the baby--the psycho ex, before he knew I was pregnant. We're both still paying for that one.


Well usually when you ovulate your discharge is a little different; you can also tell that way. I'm very regular and I do ovulate 14 days in but if you want to know exactly when then you would have to use that monitor thingy. It would be smart to do that if you're having sex just to know for sure.
 
2008-10-08 11:14:25 AM
www.frakincool.com
 
2008-10-08 11:15:32 AM
And that right there friends, is the reason why some cases of killing people should be legal.
 
2008-10-08 11:16:48 AM
Geez......'facepalm'
Not really surprising though, young people are so stupid, mainly because their parents and/or the Gov/Schools don't want to take the responsibillity of teaching these kids.

When my daughter was a Sophmore in HS she came home one day totally disgusted about a classmates statement that she couldn't get pregnant on a full moon. When my daughter asked her why she thought that the girl said, "my boyfriend told me so", she looked at me and said, "She's another teen pregnancy just waiting to happen." And this girl would not believe my daughter when she tried to tell her the truth about her misconceptions.(pun intended)

I started talking to my daughter when she was nine, just the simple basics of puberty and all she could expect in the comming years, plus I let her know that this was a totally open-ended conversation, that any and all questions were welcome, and that there were no subjects that were off limits or taboo!

Parenting, well, responsible parenting includes preparing your children for life in the real world, not just in the fantasy world where their children won't do all the stupid and irresponsible things that kids have always done and will always do.

/end rant
 
2008-10-08 11:17:12 AM
Ld.Edward: And that right there friends, is the reason why some cases of killing people should be legal.

Really? I mean shes a dumbass and all, and worthy of being mocked. But killed?
 
2008-10-08 11:17:36 AM
ereiv: FTFA:Jamie Lynn believed she couldn't get pregnant while she was breast-feeding.

She'd expected to have her period by early September. A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out.

Can you get any more white trash?


I'm just impressed that she breastfed. I thought all the trash used formula, or McDonald's vanilla shakes.
 
2008-10-08 11:17:46 AM
Next time on Jerry Springer.... "I'm addicted to cock and can't help it anymore".
 
2008-10-08 11:17:58 AM
YOU IDIOT SPEARS! STOP IT ALREADY! STOP DOING EVERYTHING AND GO TO LA AND DO NOTHING! PLEASE JUST STOP! ONLY TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF TO GO TO THE BATHROOM PLEASE!
 
2008-10-08 11:18:12 AM
durbnpoisn: This doesn't sound like a "Fail". It's more like should have been a "Succeed"Suck seed (then she wouldn't be in this position)...
 
2008-10-08 11:18:20 AM
www.hrwiki.org
 
2008-10-08 11:21:04 AM
EsteeFlwrPot: cryinoutloud: Yeah, so when do they ovulate? halfway thru the cycle, right?

I discovered the hard way that I ovulate 2-3 days after my period is over.

/Should have aborted.
//Not the baby--the psycho ex, before he knew I was pregnant. We're both still paying for that one.

Well usually when you ovulate your discharge is a little different; you can also tell that way. I'm very regular and I do ovulate 14 days in but if you want to know exactly when then you would have to use that monitor thingy. It would be smart to do that if you're having sex just to know for sure.


WTF?
 
2008-10-08 11:21:11 AM
i135.photobucket.com
 
2008-10-08 11:21:56 AM
OK So Amuse Me: /end rant

img1.fark.net
 
2008-10-08 11:23:33 AM
This is why you purchase a pay as you go phone just for farking
give out a fake name
fark at her place or some other place
don't let her know what you drive or where you live

/not hard
//prob haz kids?
///mommies can't find me!
 
2008-10-08 11:23:57 AM
DROxINxTHExWIND: The Laughing Kookaburra: I'm gonna
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i113.photobucket.com
 
2008-10-08 11:24:56 AM
See, when Palin's daughter is pregnant it's considered heroic, when Jamie Lynn gets pregnant, she's considered white trash.

Amazing at the hypocrisy.

/They're both trash.
//Have sex all ya want, just don't get pregnant.
 
2008-10-08 11:25:14 AM
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2008-10-08 11:25:35 AM
img512.imageshack.us
 
2008-10-08 11:25:40 AM
jake3988: Amazing at the hypocrisy.

No, it's different crowds.
 
2008-10-08 11:25:40 AM
Any woman who believes they're bodies are not going to get pregnant while breastfeeding needs to wake up. YES YOU CAN; it's a myth that you cannot get pregnant while breastfeeding a new baby.

Now, it is a fact that a new baby tends to be a very effective contraceptive, though. Both parents tend to be so tired from caring for the newborn's needs that they've got little time (or inclination) to fool around. As JLS apparently found out, though, even this method of birth control isn't completely foolproof (especially when you've got Mom to help care for the baby)...
 
2008-10-08 11:26:24 AM
Turd_Ferguson: Knock me up once, shame on me...knock me up twice....I forget the rest but I'm a whore.

i190.photobucket.com

+2 for reconciling your handle with the subject matter. Well played.

Wendy's Chili: EsteeFlwrPot: I also payed attention during sex ed and knew how many days after a period women ovulate, exactly what happens on what week, etc.

Ooh, the rhythm method. Kinky.


Doesn't work.
 
2008-10-08 11:27:01 AM
antidisestablishmentarianism: white trash don't call me that
white trash you don't call me that baby
you know i love you baby
don't you think just maybe
the way you talking to me
would send a chill right through me
white trash don't call me that

white trash don't call me that
you saw me on the wagon
you hitch me to your wagon
the way you talking to me
will send a chill right through me
white trash don't call me that

white trash don't call me that
white trash don't call me that
i can still smell the sh*t in your hair
i don't matter what kind of
perfume that you wear
you have been living in the
backwoods hamburger shack
you can take a bad p*ss
cause your'e leaking trash


Wow, I never expected to see a SCOTS reference on Fark.
 
2008-10-08 11:27:49 AM
I just feel sorry for her. Bad parenting, forced to grow up too fast, too much money and too much free time on her hands.

But I still want to pork her.

So I guess that makes me the @sshole. But still.
 
2008-10-08 11:28:15 AM
Nogale: What, really? A guy can be held responsible for child support even if DNA tests show he's not the father? How, exactly, is that "in the child's best interest"?

Yes, if he has been acting as the father for the kid for a significant period of time. If you adopt a kid, you can't abandon all guardian responsibilities on a whim. Likewise, just because you found out your partner was a lying slut, you don't get to dump the kid you've been helping raise for years because the DNA doesn't match.

You could, however, try to hit up the biological father for money. I don't know if that has ever worked, however.

The moral of the story? Get a DNA test done if there's any question of paternity. (And get a second done if it comes back as not yours, you might get a false positive/negative.)
 
2008-10-08 11:28:36 AM
Nogale: NuclearWinter:
Welcome to the American legal system. Even if it's proven to NOT be yours, you can still be on the hook for 18 years or more, thanks to the "child's best interest".

What, really? A guy can be held responsible for child support even if DNA tests show he's not the father? How, exactly, is that "in the child's best interest"?


Kids cost money. A lot of money. Courts believe it is in society's and the child's best interest if someone helps to feed and clothe the little crotchfruit. Usually this happens when the father agrees before birth that he will support the child, or even holds himself out to be the father during the first few years without ever confirming the child is his.

That is why, if there is ever ANY question, the father should always, always get a paternity test ASAP.
 
2008-10-08 11:29:55 AM
who the hell puts ketchup on a hotdog??
 
2008-10-08 11:31:19 AM
Ladies, a little lesson.

You can get pregnant when an unwrapped penis enters your vagina.
Doesn't matter if the guy doesn't have an orgasm.
Doesn't matter if he pulls out before orgasming.
Doesn't matter if you are breastfeeding.
Doesn't matter if you just had a kid.
Doesn't even matter if you are already pregnant... it has happened in a very small number of cases.
Doesn't matter if he tells you he loves you, you will still be the one having the baby.
The only 100% effective method of avoiding pregnancy is to not allow sperm to enter your vagina.
Other forms of birth control are very effective, but you need to not fark up when using them, hence they are not 100% all the time.
Oral sex is awesome.
 
2008-10-08 11:31:29 AM
woops ill say it again,


"Who cares",


//thats it
// no more really thats it
/// ok slashies
 
2008-10-08 11:32:01 AM
Five is Right Out: Wow, I never expected to see a SCOTS reference on Fark.

You don't hang around enough.
 
2008-10-08 11:32:04 AM
TheYeti: So, did you two grow up in the same trailer park?

I mean, among dumbasses not using birth control I am sure that there are a lot of unplanned pregnancies. However, among people that are literate and have taken a biology class, it's much more rare. Sure, birth control occasionally fails, but the odds are against it.


There are a lot of unplanned pregnancies among 'responsible' couples having 'protected' sex as well. It's biology, not class. The difference is that many 'responsible' women feel that they must not have the kid and will have it scraped out of them so that they can have three more years of boozing with their husband before 'wanting' kids.

I'm not talking trailer trash. I'm talking educated women with BA's and studying for their masters' degrees so that they can be teachers in public schools.

I am talking about women who just 'aren't sure' about the guy that they are living with and farking because his mom is 'kinda mean' or he doesn't make QUITE enough money for her to really life the way she wants to live.

I know one woman who got pregnant twice by her 'fake boyfriend' while using protection (pills and condom) while she was working in the city waiting for her 'real boyfriend (w/ family money)' to graduate from college. Two years later, they were hitched in a lovely ceremony in Long Island.

I also know many many girls who actually abstained from all casual sex for their whole life. They took a long time to court their boyfriends, and the only person they had sex with was their husband. Yes, the 'first time' was before the wedding, but it was a year into dating, and a year before engagement. They took precautions, but mostly that was the rhythm method and condoms. They all were between 25 and 30 when they got married.

In all, Expecting young people to have lots of casual sex will result in MORE kids having lots of casual sex. Expecting children to develop their judgment and take their time will result in more kids doing just that as well.

I know lots of girls and boys are horny, and lots of them want to have lots of sex all the time - on demand, really - but the world isn't like that.
 
2008-10-08 11:32:08 AM
Holy carp, thanks for Baby Ricky This Is Bold Text, I'm 100% positive I won't be able to sleep for weeks.
 
2008-10-08 11:33:37 AM
Wendy's Chili: EsteeFlwrPot: I also payed attention during sex ed and knew how many days after a period women ovulate, exactly what happens on what week, etc.

Ooh, the rhythm method. Kinky.

Doesn't work.


Q: Ya know what they call people who use the rhythm method?

A: parents
 
2008-10-08 11:35:35 AM
mordi: JonnyG: "Oops", it's spelled "Oops".

Not in norwegian...

/norwegian
//not subby


Hey Sweden!

/obscure
 
2008-10-08 11:35:37 AM
DROxINxTHExWIND: I like how she's a whore, but all of you were getting laid in high school...well, some of you. But, the rest of you will lie about it. What makes you different?

I didn't get knocked up. Not even once, let alone TWICE.
 
2008-10-08 11:36:03 AM
Broadside: That is why, if there is ever ANY question, the father should always, always get a paternity test ASAP.

I would question who my daughter's father was if she didn't look and act like me. She'd rather sit still and read a book than crawl around, and when she goes to Gymboree she sits there and stares incredulously at the other kids running around screaming.

And she's only a year old.
 
2008-10-08 11:36:30 AM
DROxINxTHExWIND: I like how she's a whore, but all of you were getting laid in high school...well, some of you. But, the rest of you will lie about it. What makes you different?

uhhh.....Its not hard to not get someone pregnant. I am pretty sure thats what makes it different. The whore part i think comes from making the fact that you cant keep your legs closed public knowlege.
 
2008-10-08 11:37:36 AM
DROxINxTHExWIND: I like how she's a whore, but all of you were getting laid in high school...well, some of you. But, the rest of you will lie about it. What makes you different?

A much higher I.Q. score and a high school diploma!!?
 
2008-10-08 11:37:42 AM
The sister of someone lame is preggo... stop the press!!

/Count me in the I don't give a shiit crowd.
 
2008-10-08 11:38:43 AM
Five is Right Out: Wow, I never expected to see a SCOTS reference on Fark

I wasn't sure any people would catch that.
 
2008-10-08 11:38:50 AM
Hey, more power to her. I have a feeling if she does abort it, she'll spiral into depression and guilt. So, she can have two younguns who are close in age.
 
2008-10-08 11:39:42 AM
matalo: /obscure

They're Norwegian, Mac.
 
2008-10-08 11:41:04 AM
WTF is "Opps"? Special Opps?
 
2008-10-08 11:41:18 AM
R.A.Danny: Oral sex is awesome.

This x a brazilian

See also: Mutual masturbation, anal sex
 
2008-10-08 11:42:40 AM
rubi_con_man: There are a lot of unplanned pregnancies among 'responsible' couples having 'protected' sex as well. It's biology, not class. The difference is that many 'responsible' women feel that they must not have the kid and will have it scraped out of them so that they can have three more years of boozing with their husband before 'wanting' kids.

I'm not talking trailer trash. I'm talking educated women with BA's and studying for their masters' degrees so that they can be teachers in public schools.

I am talking about women who just 'aren't sure' about the guy that they are living with and farking because his mom is 'kinda mean' or he doesn't make QUITE enough money for her to really life the way she wants to live.

I know one woman who got pregnant twice by her 'fake boyfriend' while using protection (pills and condom) while she was working in the city waiting for her 'real boyfriend (w/ family money)' to graduate from college. Two years later, they were hitched in a lovely ceremony in Long Island.

I also know many many girls who actually abstained from all casual sex for their whole life. They took a long time to court their boyfriends, and the only person they had sex with was their husband. Yes, the 'first time' was before the wedding, but it was a year into dating, and a year before engagement. They took precautions, but mostly that was the rhythm method and condoms. They all were between 25 and 30 when they got married.

In all, Expecting young people to have lots of casual sex will result in MORE kids having lots of casual sex. Expecting children to develop their judgment and take their time will result in more kids doing just that as well.

I know lots of girls and boys are horny, and lots of them want to have lots of sex all the time - on demand, really - but the world isn't like that.


Oh yeah, well [ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE] and [STORY ABOUT DUDE I HEARD OF].

You're dumb.
 
2008-10-08 11:44:24 AM
ThisIsYourMomOnDrugs: DROxINxTHExWIND: I like how she's a whore, but all of you were getting laid in high school...well, some of you. But, the rest of you will lie about it. What makes you different?

I didn't get knocked up. Not even once, let alone TWICE.


that's because you were fat and ugly.
 
2008-10-08 11:45:05 AM
i303.photobucket.com
 
2008-10-08 11:45:14 AM
Yes, babies can be a big pain, but they make delicious soup!

img75.imageshack.us
 
2008-10-08 11:47:00 AM
Some children are planned. And you know what? It's not all that it's cracked up to be. Especially when you don't meet the expectations of a parent who also tried to plan out the rest of your life for you.
 
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