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(Some Guy)   If you aren't stressed enough, take this stress test   (employees.ford.com) divider line 53
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Kat [TotalFark]
2002-12-30 01:55:13 PM
ahhhhhh, wrong answers are scary.
 
2002-12-30 02:47:31 PM
Feh! If they would have given me the ability to dump a few clips into the smiley face, it almost would have been worth it.
 
2002-12-30 06:57:06 PM
So where do I sign up to be a "medical records technician"?

You know, before the chemicals in my ulcer seep into my brain causing me to go postal on my coworkers.
 
2002-12-30 06:57:58 PM
Or, if you feel like getting stupider, take this stress test.

I took the test, and now I am stupider. I'm calling Johnny Cochrane, and sueing Ford.
 
2002-12-30 06:58:38 PM
stress from the urge to kick the butt of some smart ass who posts his perfect score and says it was easy in 3..2..1..
 
2002-12-30 06:58:55 PM
I'm not stressed out. But I am a carrier.
 
2002-12-30 06:58:59 PM
70%
 
2002-12-30 06:59:33 PM
boobies relieve my stress.
 
2002-12-30 07:00:05 PM
How come the right answers sound like you've just have a light orgasm?
 
2002-12-30 07:01:51 PM
40%... I am teh sux0r
 
2002-12-30 07:02:12 PM
and the wrong ones sound like a heavy one?
 
2002-12-30 07:02:18 PM
30%
 
2002-12-30 07:02:52 PM
medical records tech being non-stressful? Ha! yeah right!
 
2002-12-30 07:05:45 PM
8 out of 10
 
2002-12-30 07:06:41 PM
80%
 
2002-12-30 07:09:17 PM
50% ohh yaaa
 
2002-12-30 07:09:17 PM
Jesus, nothing like someone screaming at you when you answer a question wrong.
 
2002-12-30 07:13:04 PM
Lunatic Tassle...yeah, thought I was back in 8th grade-health class!
 
2002-12-30 07:14:27 PM
8/10
 
2002-12-30 07:14:30 PM
I got 70%... I guess that means that only 3 of the smiley face's pubes got yanked out by the roots.
 
2002-12-30 07:19:21 PM
3 things, one post. I'm a multitasker.

1) They should have put "people with lowest scores will be shot" in the title.

2) The "yes" sound sounds like it was ripped from a porno

3) I was a medical records technician at Mayo Clinic during summers while I was in college, it's fairly stressful work, I don't know wtf they are talking about.
 
2002-12-30 07:21:47 PM
AAAUGH!!!
 
2002-12-30 07:22:44 PM
Aaahhhh!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 
2002-12-30 07:23:24 PM
9/10 but that was after a J.
 
2002-12-30 07:23:25 PM
Maybe this is why I am only 5' 1".
 
2002-12-30 07:23:55 PM
I've driven a forklift and it can pretty stressful for people like myself who don't have 360-degree vision. Even more stressful for slow co-workers.
 
2002-12-30 07:24:21 PM
they forgot rigorous rounds of sex as a cure for stress. shiat, I've often awakened my girlfriend because I was stressed out about an exam/presentation the next day.

Wakeup sex is a great thing anyway, puts you right back to sleep.
 
2002-12-30 07:25:59 PM
I got stressed out taking the stress test.....
 
2002-12-30 07:28:28 PM
I think I'm scarred for life.
 
2002-12-30 07:34:19 PM
Most stressfull stress test ever.
 
2002-12-30 07:36:07 PM
Funny, I was a medical records tech for a year, and it was not a stress-free job. Nothing like doctors screaming at you because you can't find a chart to make you feel like a human being.
 
2002-12-30 07:37:49 PM
Air traffic controller is a less stressful job than a taxi driver?
 
2002-12-30 07:38:36 PM
omg 50% is that good or bad i don't know it my Dr. pepper is 1/2 full or 1/2 empty omg this is stressing me out ( runs away screaming with arms in the air )
 
2002-12-30 07:41:21 PM
A friend of mine is a medical records technician for a hospital. He says it's quite stressful. He deals with a lot of records, it's very fast-paced, and many of the doctors are assholes. In less than a year he moved to second in the chain of command in his department because the turnover rate is so high.

It's probably not too bad in a private practice, but there's no way it's in the top 5 least stressful jobs.
 
2002-12-30 07:52:13 PM
Sex and riding a bike are best stress relief. Also, repairing musical instruments can be stressful...verrrry stressful.
 
2002-12-30 07:53:40 PM
Take this insanity test

Test
 
2002-12-30 08:00:01 PM
I got 100% on my second try, neener neener neener!
 
2002-12-30 08:04:30 PM
90%

Eat chocolate and orgasm often!
 
2002-12-30 08:09:34 PM
I didn't see working in a freaking middle school library on that list of stress-filled jobs.

Or maybe it's just me...
 
2002-12-30 08:10:06 PM
c'mon guys... you need to be more wiley about this! I got 130% by just right clicking the movie and hitting "back" then reanswering! knowlegde... pshaw...

1337 flash hax0rs unite... or something.
 
2002-12-30 08:17:31 PM
Here's to that, 300_Pounds! 83/10! I sure know my stress.
 
2002-12-30 08:20:58 PM
yeah...the president is a REAL stressful job. you have everything handed to you without doing anything for it, then you take a month long vacation less than six months into things...

nothing like our tax dollars at work.
 
2002-12-30 08:24:13 PM
im definatly going to hell for this one, whoiswes, but dont forget what happened when the prez went on vacation
 
2002-12-30 08:44:19 PM
It says Florist is one of the least stressful jobs, that's crap, my parents own a Florist and they're walking heart attacks. My mom is losing her hair for chrissakes.
 
2002-12-30 08:46:33 PM
40%
 
2002-12-30 08:49:01 PM
100%!

But I was high at the time...
 
2002-12-30 09:04:57 PM
I got through 3 questions before that smiley face got really farking annoying.
 
2002-12-30 09:29:30 PM
I drive a forklift and they're right. It's not the forklift thats stressful, it's the demands that management puts on you while driving one.
 
sos
2002-12-30 10:43:40 PM
I can't take the pressure!
 
sos
2002-12-30 10:45:52 PM
The picture not showing up only made me more stressed!

 
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