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(Pravda)   Russian beauties are the best   ( divider line
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9644 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Dec 2002 at 5:21 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-12-30 01:21:56 PM  
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Well, she was beautiful until the girl on the right ate her face.
2002-12-30 02:19:40 PM  
Ahhh Pravda. Nothing like a good exercise in reading comprehension.
2002-12-30 04:42:02 PM  
The best looking girls I saw on two med cruises were in spain.
2002-12-30 05:22:38 PM  
this is subjective
2002-12-30 05:23:29 PM  
I hope that's a bad photo of her.
2002-12-30 05:26:10 PM  

"...her breast is 83 cm, the waist is 60 cm and the hips are 90 cm; the girl is 1.77 meters tall, her weight is 52 kg, but she confesses that loses weight even to 46 kg when too nervous."

Hmmm, Metric Boobies !

2002-12-30 05:27:21 PM  
Russian women can be amazingly beautiful . . for about five years. Then, they age quickly and badly. Life is still quite tough there.
2002-12-30 05:27:40 PM  
No one mentioned her flat head! And jug handle like ears!

She would be perfect if there was a tv remote in her forehead.
2002-12-30 05:29:24 PM  
Russian beauties are the best...for what?
2002-12-30 05:32:28 PM  
Drudging in the factories, and squeezing the fish for eggs!
2002-12-30 05:32:37 PM  
Feh, western blonds. I prefer the Siberian, "Natasha" types, myself.
2002-12-30 05:32:43 PM  
Russian beauties are the best...for what?

You could ask them.
2002-12-30 05:34:47 PM  
*insert obligatory Anna Kournikova picture*

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2002-12-30 05:35:04 PM  
oh, but what a five years... I still miss Elena sometimes...
2002-12-30 05:38:41 PM  
Polish women are least the ones under 30 who spent the latter part of growing up in a capitalist society....the over 30 Commie babushkas are scary. But the Polish women in their 20s are the best I've seen in Europe.
2002-12-30 05:38:44 PM  
don't they smell kinda weird, though?
2002-12-30 05:40:15 PM does this equal extra points with the judges?

"After the girl's triumph at the beauty contest Miss Russia-2002, image makers said Svatlana won the title as her image of "a cold biatch" was extremely popular among the society."

You would have thought they would have learned after the previous winner's flamout.
2002-12-30 05:41:17 PM  
Now i have been to Russia and i have to admit the women over there are quite sexy. It just to bad that around the age of 30 they hit the wall.
2002-12-30 05:41:57 PM  
Then how do you explain svetlana from The Sopranos. Only Tony would stoop so low to screw a one-legged lady.
2002-12-30 05:43:15 PM  
Bah! two incorrect uses of the Unlikely tag in a row!
2002-12-30 05:43:44 PM  
Where does that ad next to Harry Potter go (the one with the girl on it)? I clicked it and my company firewall stopped me. Wondering if I should go look at classifieds now for a new job..
2002-12-30 05:48:26 PM  
TATU is proof of that.
2002-12-30 05:49:42 PM  
Russian, Polish, Croatian, Hungarian, Slovak, Romanian, Bulgarian, Finnish, Estonian, Lithuanian... the eastern half of Europe is a wonderful place...
2002-12-30 05:49:51 PM  
I dunno...unlikely? more so than any other country. I've met some hot Russian ladies.
2002-12-30 05:51:26 PM  
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2002-12-30 05:52:34 PM  
why has this been given the unlikley tag? it's one of the the truest things i've ever read on Fark!!!
2002-12-30 05:54:02 PM  
Very likely. How about American woman, about 90% are fat and nasty looking by the age of 25. I vote for the smelly Ruskies.
2002-12-30 05:56:08 PM  
Wldncrzy14: One of the only times in my life i wanted to be a straw.
2002-12-30 05:56:23 PM  
TATU's version of The Smiths 'How soon is now' is pretty fab.
2002-12-30 06:08:59 PM  
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2002-12-30 06:10:31 PM  
Bashturn, thats a typical 35 year old Russian woman.

2002-12-30 06:11:41 PM  
Can't really argue with it. I've dated a russian exchange chick and i must say, they really DO know how to keep warm in siberia..
2002-12-30 06:14:01 PM  
someone post some oxana fedorova pictures, she'm purrtay.
2002-12-30 06:18:04 PM  
Who can forget Alexandra Kosteniuk, the Anna Kournikova of chess. Of course, Kosteniuk is a lot better than Kournikova -- she recently played in a woman's world championship match (but, unfortunately, lost).
2002-12-30 06:32:17 PM  
Wow, that's the hottest chess playing Russian chick I've ever seen!

2002-12-30 06:33:43 PM  
LMAO, Dying.
2002-12-30 06:38:02 PM  
As an aside, just how old are those TATU chicks anyway?
2002-12-30 06:38:18 PM  
2002-12-30 06:39:41 PM  
I wonder whats cheaper a russian mail bride or a Real Doll I'm savin up my milk money.
2002-12-30 06:42:46 PM  
She cranks an elo in the twenty-five hundred range.
2002-12-30 06:44:42 PM  

2002-12-30 06:46:11 PM  
ok, after a quick check on Russian sex law, I am no longer concerned about my desire to kill kittens to TATU...

(OK, so I'm a little concerned, but at least they're not Russian jailbait...)
2002-12-30 06:51:44 PM  
They aren't 16. At the youngest they're 17 and 18. Not sure if the younger one turned 18 or not yet.
2002-12-30 06:52:29 PM  
Am I the only one bothered by the fact she can lose 16 pounds when nervous? Sounds to me like we have a new weight lost plan, "Gate's gunpoint weight loss system."
2002-12-30 06:56:27 PM  
Tatu - Not hot.

I just don't get the fascination with em.
2002-12-30 06:57:27 PM  
My brain hurts.

Those sentences worst were seen that I've, with 44cm breasts even Russians that think!
2002-12-30 06:59:30 PM  
I remembered wrongly, Ms. Kosteniuk is in the twenty-four, fifty range. Fifty points is serious stuff at this level.

Even so, she can still kick my pawn-pushing ass.
In fact, it would be my pleasure.
2002-12-30 07:05:38 PM  
I dunno, something about quasi-lesbian Russian vixens has a certain appeal...

I kinda like this wet T-shirt look...probably NSFW if your co-workers are tightasses...
2002-12-30 07:06:10 PM  
I feel sorry for those hot Russian women in 20/20 type news stories where they marry some fat schlub from North America who looks like he has never handled a bar of soap, nevermind a woman.

And they come here and say, "Hey, you said you owned a business in your letters to me."

"You don't consider collecting belly-button lint and selling it on Ebay, a business in Russia?"
2002-12-30 07:08:05 PM  
Russian accents are the hottest. One of the reasons Goldeneye and From Russia With Love are two of my fav Bond films :-p
2002-12-30 07:10:57 PM  
Hey, I'd hit it.

It's a dirty job, but...
2002-12-30 07:27:42 PM  
This girl isn't even that hot for a Russian woman. However, the statement "Russian beauties are the best" deserves an obvious tag...
2002-12-30 07:37:01 PM  
I've been told that Czech women are hands-down the hottest. Everyone I kmow who has been there has stories of wall-to-wall goddesses; Paulina Porizkova was suposedly run-of-the-mill for a Czech girl. Some wretched fashion at times (Put the 60's, 70's and 80's all in a blender, then pour them over the girl's head), but a whole country full of 10s is how I've heard it.

Oh yeah, and they've just begun their Sexual Revolution, too.
2002-12-30 07:48:18 PM  
My background is Eastern where are *my* adoring men, huh?

2002-12-30 07:54:52 PM  
Right here, Rita.
2002-12-30 08:01:34 PM  
Rita, ask and ye shall receive...
2002-12-30 08:04:40 PM  
Hottest Russian Babe: BARBARA BACH

She was XXX (ironically enough) in The Spy Who Loved Me and is now Ringo Starr's wife (lucky bastard). Look her up, she is amazingly sexy.
2002-12-30 08:13:44 PM  
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And just for the record, I Wouldn't hit it...not this Tatu anyway...

2002-12-30 08:19:24 PM  
What? No 'In Stoviet Rusher,...' posts.

You're letting me down, guys.
2002-12-30 08:45:39 PM

YAY KARAMBA! Count me as two men!
2002-12-30 09:00:10 PM  

Unlikely??? Whoever tagged this article has never dated a Russian. I dated a Russian once, and she was wild -- gal could drink all my friends under the table, and was a damn sexy redhead.

*sniffle* nothing better than snuggling up with someone that sounded like a Bond girl. Except for a Danish girl.

2002-12-30 09:01:29 PM  
Lovelyrita: If youre looking for adoring men, you can definitely count me in!
2002-12-30 09:17:27 PM  
Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out
They leave the west behind
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout
They Georgia's always on my my my my my my my my my mind

Oh, show me round your snow peaked
mountain way down south
Take me to you daddy's farm
Let me hear you balalaika's ringing out
Come and keep your comrade warm
I'm back in the USSR
Hey, You don't know how lucky you are, boy
Back in the USSR
2002-12-30 09:26:14 PM  
Unlikely?? I call bullshiat. Russian chicks are hot!
2002-12-30 09:32:06 PM  
best looking women I saw *in person* were in italy. they were incredible. til age 40 or so, then they were scary.

all the young hotties were with old guys... whassup wit dat?

The hottest women seem to be eastern european, like polish, czechs, etc.
2002-12-30 09:34:12 PM  
Eastern Europeans, Latino and Italian are my picks.
2002-12-30 09:41:36 PM  
Svetlana lives in the Russian republic of Karelia, the place is really astonishing and mysterious even for Russians. Foreigners even say that there are probably water-nymphs in Karelian lakes, and Svetlana Koroleva may be one of them.

She's maybe a fricken' water-nymph??? Feh. Give me a Mud-Puppies-Nymph anytime!

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2002-12-30 09:55:34 PM  
I've lived in North America, then i moved to Europe. Street are full of natural full figure model walking around.
2002-12-31 12:41:58 AM  

Yeah, see the idea is that you link to NSFW images and label them thus. We can all see it's NSFW in the post.
2002-12-31 01:11:21 AM  
Rita, mi a baj? Ki nem tud gondolkozni veled mind a nap? Milyen szep vagy, kicsi nyuszi...
2002-12-31 01:15:04 AM  

Point taken. 'twas a post not a link. Admittedly, dumb placement of an 'NSFW.' If that's the dumbest thing I do on FARK though, chance are I'm doing pretty FARKIN' good, eh?

Most importantly, how 'bout them 'merican Mudpuppies?

BTW, you aren't at work are you? If so, I'm doubly (like in a muddy pair) sorry!
2002-12-31 02:07:38 AM  
Russian beauties are the best . . . DOO DAH, DOO DAH.
2002-12-31 04:45:52 AM  
Russian women are stunning.
My girlfriend is russian/aussie. Tall and blond :)
As an added bonus they usually can use their brain and don't tend to act like bimbos.
2002-12-31 07:44:22 AM  
"Polish women are least the ones under 30 who spent the latter part of growing up in a capitalist society....the over 30 Commie babushkas are scary. But the Polish women in their 20s are the best I've seen in Europe."

Heheh. I'm married to one of them.
2002-12-31 06:50:10 PM  
russian women are very attractive and also very, very vain, status conscious, etc.

they don't age well, thats a fact too. but then liposuction and facelifts are not all the rage over there either, nor is working out.
2003-01-01 05:55:11 AM  
Being only 17, and a fan of TATU (the brunette at least) given the chance I'd be all over them.

Not to mention Asia Argento in XXX - there is no sexier accent then that of a russian babe. I like the brunettes *falls into trance, drooling*

Where's the obvious tag?

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