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(Some Mayor)   Mayor of Maine to make series of sex tapes. "I wish that somebody had actually provided a place besides the back of a car."   (pressherald.mainetoday.com) divider line 66
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2008-10-08 01:00:50 AM
Woohoo! Our little "somewhere near Canada, right?" state gets a greenlight!

/so do I
 
2008-10-08 01:38:40 AM
I know there's a King of Maine, but a Mayor of Maine too?
 
2008-10-08 05:18:27 AM
Portland is not all of Maine. Technically, it's part of Boston.
Real Maine doesn't start until you've passed Augusta.
 
2008-10-08 05:56:53 AM
It must be like the "city-states" I always hear about in history.
 
2008-10-08 06:04:36 AM
The Prime Minister of Orono begs to differ.
 
2008-10-08 06:07:40 AM
My friends and I have always said there's definitely North Maine and South Maine, and as LaChanz said, Augusta is indeed the line. I always liked Craig Kilborn's description of Maine as "the Alabama of the north."
 
2008-10-08 06:14:04 AM
You gots us all wrong...weez good people
 
2008-10-08 06:20:03 AM
I can see Portland from my house.
 
2008-10-08 06:35:52 AM
"I look back and think I made some really shaky decisions," Suslovic said. "And I'm really lucky those decisions didn't have major, negative long-term consequences for me or my partner."

Now that he's a parent, he added, "I don't want my kids to depend upon luck."
FTFA

Yes not luck, I will create an army and force the situation.

//that is all (all mine)
 
2008-10-08 06:44:56 AM
Mayor?
 
2008-10-08 06:47:57 AM
I stopped at "Ed"
 
2008-10-08 07:20:21 AM
Too baPC LOAD LETTER: I stopped at "Ed"

Too bad; you missed the part about Beth, Lori, and Jill.

/and Marvin.
/still not sounding that hawt...
 
2008-10-08 07:29:08 AM
LaChanz: Portland is not all of Maine. Technically, it's part of Boston.
Real Maine doesn't start until you've passed Augusta.


Exactly, and anything North of Milinocket is frightening.
 
2008-10-08 07:29:45 AM
"So, pigs have penises too, Dad?" his son asked matter-of-factly.

Push the panic button? Dive for the remote? Not on your life.

"That," Suslovic recalled, "was a teachable moment."



Ah yes, there's nothing like the look on a child's face when you tell them a pig's dick is corkscrew shaped.


/priceless
 
2008-10-08 07:32:43 AM


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Sorry Farkers, but it's too early in the morning for me to just ignore this bullshiat
 
2008-10-08 07:52:50 AM
LaChanz: Portland is not all of Maine. Technically, it's part of Boston.
Real Maine doesn't start until you've passed Augusta.


Anything south of where you live is not the "real" Maine.
 
2008-10-08 07:55:53 AM
I had to go up Houlton for work a couple weeks ago, had never been north of Bangor, and wow what a different world up there...


/saw a couple moose
 
2008-10-08 08:08:00 AM
I thought Maine had a governor???
 
2008-10-08 08:13:09 AM
When I try to picture southern Maine, all that comes to mind is a lobster boat with a Dale Jr. sticker on the back and a set of big rubber balls hanging from the prop.
 
2008-10-08 08:20:09 AM
"It's so important that we get over ourselves and sit down and talk to our kids" about sex, Suslovic said.

And get the teachers involved as well
 
2008-10-08 08:27:09 AM
www.polandspringps.orgletsgetgreen.files.wordpress.com

What, the Poland Spring resort was booked?

/what it means to be from Maine
 
exi
2008-10-08 08:39:15 AM
I have the feeling that some things get greenlit just for the fun of abusing the submitter over the headline.
 
2008-10-08 08:39:20 AM
Stays Crunchy in Milk: LaChanz: Portland is not all of Maine. Technically, it's part of Boston.
Real Maine doesn't start until you've passed Augusta.

Exactly, and anything North of Milinocket Freeport is frightening.


FTFY
 
2008-10-08 08:46:28 AM
physt: Stays Crunchy in Milk: LaChanz: Portland is not all of Maine. Technically, it's part of Boston.
Real Maine doesn't start until you've passed Augusta.

Exactly, and anything North of Milinocket Freeport is frightening.

FTFY


You're doing it wrong.
 
2008-10-08 08:54:21 AM
It gets real fun when you're far enough north that they just skip town names and go with numbers.

/Township 16, Hancock County
 
2008-10-08 08:56:44 AM
LaChanz: Portland is not all of Maine. Technically, it's part of Boston.
Real Maine doesn't start until you've passed Augusta.


Oh boy! Maine snob thread!

Augusta? Maine don't staht 'til you've gone past Bangor!
 
2008-10-08 08:57:48 AM
crackerpac: I had to go up Houlton for work a couple weeks ago, had never been north of Bangor, and wow what a different world up there...


/saw a couple moose


My sister got bit by moose.
 
2008-10-08 09:03:27 AM
Was the car a Volkswagen?

/obligatory
 
2008-10-08 09:14:09 AM
nba.imageg.net

/confused
 
2008-10-08 09:24:19 AM
"Sex is a dirty disgusting thing you should save for the one you love."

There, done.
 
2008-10-08 09:25:10 AM
I live in Falmouth, Maine, and I must agree, the real Maine is up North. Down here, it's just Northern Massachusetts.
 
2008-10-08 09:27:23 AM
stidesforty: Township 16, Hancock County

What happens in T5 R8 stays in T5 R8!

/work in northern Maine a lot
/shot a moose in T6 R7 WELS two weeks ago. Gooooood eatin'!
 
2008-10-08 09:27:57 AM
My state has a Governor, not a Mayor
 
2008-10-08 09:29:08 AM
The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
~Lord Chesterfield


New favorite quote about teh seksual congress
 
2008-10-08 09:31:06 AM
TheGreyPiper: Augusta? Maine don't staht 'til you've gone past Bangor!

Bangor? I hardly even knew her...
 
2008-10-08 09:31:55 AM
crackerpac: I had to go up Houlton for work a couple weeks ago, had never been north of Bangor, and wow what a different world up there...


/saw a couple moose


My cousin & I own 70 acres near Houlton. Beautiful country. Once you leave the main road, you won't find another for more than 30 miles. That's where I'm headed when our next Pesidentkenstein totally farks the economy. Not that he will have much work to do.
 
2008-10-08 09:32:44 AM
I live in Maine so I find these comments very entertaining....


Cliches aside, Maine is like two states. Greater Portland (and we had Mass. so don't compare us to them. Then there is northern Main which is pretty but banjo country. The only thing that holds us together is our hatred of the Yankees,
 
2008-10-08 09:36:25 AM
My family had a 1977 Ford LTD, dark blue on grey. I lost MY virginity in the FRONT seat/bench. BIG-ass car.
 
2008-10-08 09:36:45 AM
Ah Millinocket. I love the smell of paper mills in the morning. Gag!

On a serious note, I really do applaud the effort to get people to talk more about sex. But really, if they want expert opinions they should come to Fark....Not!
 
2008-10-08 09:38:46 AM
lily25: I love the smell of paper mills in the morning. Gag!

Not anymore. Mills done shut down. You could probably get a house in Millinocket for $0.20 now. Not that it'd be worth that.
 
2008-10-08 09:49:53 AM
cwick: lily25: I love the smell of paper mills in the morning. Gag!

Not anymore. Mills done shut down. You could probably get a house in Millinocket for $0.20 now. Not that it'd be worth that.


Treadle's gone askew at the mill!
 
2008-10-08 09:56:26 AM
Jizzhonor?
 
2008-10-08 09:59:10 AM
Linoleum_Blownapart: Treadle's gone askew at the mill!

What??

/no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
 
2008-10-08 10:04:17 AM
Linto: "Sex is a dirty disgusting thing you should save for the one you love."

There, done.


And if it's NOT dirty enough...you're doing it wrong!
 
2008-10-08 10:10:58 AM
When I was a kid, we live near Ellsworth and I went to Hancock Elementary. Heh - I said cock.

Yeah - it was funny back then, too. Which was roughly 30 years ago or so, but still.

I can also say that I've stayed at the hotel in Presque Isle and I've been to Fort Kent, both on business. Gorgeous, but not a damn thing up there.
 
2008-10-08 10:22:04 AM
TheGreyPiper: LaChanz: Portland is not all of Maine. Technically, it's part of Boston.
Real Maine doesn't start until you've passed Augusta.

Oh boy! Maine snob thread!

Augusta? Maine don't staht 'til you've gone past Bangor!


That's just Southwestern New Brunswick.

/From Hole-ton.
//yes, this town is a hole.
 
2008-10-08 10:23:22 AM
amazing_live_seamonkeys: My state has a Governor, not a Mayor

Maine's not very big, though...
 
2008-10-08 10:34:56 AM
Sex is the most beautiful, loving, tender moment that money can buy.
 
2008-10-08 10:50:39 AM
VincentMurdoch: I live in Maine so I find these comments very entertaining....


Cliches aside, Maine is like two states. Greater Portland (and we had Mass. so don't compare us to them. Then there is northern Main which is pretty but banjo country. The only thing that holds us together is our hatred of the Yankees,


You guy's know of Baseball? Or you just hate the winners of the war of Northern Aggression?
 
2008-10-08 10:52:08 AM
xanadian: Maine's not very big, though...

Bullpuckey. Ever seen the REST of New England?

www.newenglandarchivists.org
 
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