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(CNN)   Drunk elk shot dead after attack   ( divider line
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7019 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Dec 2002 at 9:53 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-12-30 01:01:01 PM  
But even scarier than drnken Elks are drunken Shriners, especially when they wear the red Fez and are driving those teeny red cars drunk. Truly a horror show.
2002-12-30 01:19:10 PM  
...was he really attacking the boy or was it foreplay?
2002-12-30 01:19:32 PM  
LesserEvil, You kinda beat me to it. Before I read the article (Yes, Virginia, some of us do read the articles)
I was thinking about the police shooting an old guy in a plaid leisure suit.
2002-12-30 02:07:50 PM  
I only glimpsed at the headline..thought it said drunk "elf"

That would have been a pretty short story to say the least:P

2002-12-30 02:36:58 PM  
why did they kill it? I can understand destroying an animal that is a danger to humans, like a rabid wolf or a bear that has a history of attacking people. But this elk would have sobered up and been normal again. Sounds more like they wanted to punish it, maybe as a lesson to other elks? Great thinking. I'm sure they are forming AA meetings right now. Asshats.
2002-12-30 02:48:20 PM  
nothing worse than being harrassed by a drunk elf.
2002-12-30 02:57:27 PM  
What, no monty python quotes?
2002-12-30 03:25:27 PM  
A moose once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initals on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given to her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink".
2002-12-30 04:19:34 PM  
You should have seen how the boy was dressed. He was just askin' for it!
2002-12-30 05:46:25 PM  
First the drunken rampaging elephants, now this. Does anyone else see a disturbing rise in animal alcoholism here?
2002-12-30 07:54:47 PM  
It's not elk sounds, but close enough. See if you can find the NOOOOOO! call.
Talk 101
2002-12-30 09:12:52 PM  
Weren't there two other drunken animal stories posted on her lately?

Wildlife Lushes. Next on Animal Planet.
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