Punkindrublic: she can name my penis.

Maverick?

SphericalTime: Punkindrublic: she can name my penis.

Maverick?

First Dude

Act X - Crazy Train


[Sarah Palin interview with Howard Stern]


[Enter Palin, Stern, Robin, Artie]


Stern: "Let's welcome our guest Sarah Palin from Alaska. Quite a MILF I see"

Palin: "Hey der"

Artie: "Hey retahd! Stop talkin like a retahd!"

Robin: "Oh my!"

Stern: "Artie. That wasn't nice. She's clearly not retarded"

Palin: "Thanks Howard. I'm just here to talk about being a mavrick"

Stern: "Ok, maybe Artie was right. Are you retarded?"

Palin: "In what respect Howard?"

Stern: "Wow! You are retarded aren't you?"

Palin: "I'm a mavrick. Reform. Moose. Six pack. Doncha know?"

Stern: "Governor. It's clear we can't have a real interview. Can I spank you with a fish?"

Palin: "Well I don't know. I haven't done that since college"

Stern: "It's ok. Don't worry, Jesus thinks it's ok. Remember him turning a basket of fish into 5,000?"

Palin: "Oh yeah, my witchdoctor read me some good passages about that"

Stern: "Exactly! What Jesus did was spank chicks with fish so he could energize the masses"

Stern: "You want to energize your base right?"

Palin: "I'm great at energizing my base!!"

Stern: "Great. Drop your pants while I get this fish. Artie is gonna throw some cupcakes at your ass too"

Palin: "Oh no. I dont want to do that"

Artie: "Hey retahd! I'm gonna throw cupcakes at your retahded ass!"

Robin: "Oh come on. It is like baseball. You like baseball right?"

Palin: "Of course I do"

Stern: "Well then. It sounds like the patriotic thing to do would be to let us spank you with a fish, which your religious friends will love. And to let Artie play cupcake baseball with your ass... which is quite patriotic"

Palin: "If you put it that way, then sure"

Stern: "Don't worry honey. Dont be afraid of being naked with all these guys standing around you"

Palin: "Oh, I haven't done that since college either doncha know?"

Artie: "This broad is great. I bet we could her to do anything"

Stern: "I bet we could talk this broad into thinking she could be a good president"

Palin: "I could be!!! I can Bush on TV once, and I knew I could read from a prompter better than him"

Stern: "Ok. This isn't funny anymore guys. I'm gonna call my therapist"

Well I farked that up. Should preview before posting

Line should have been: Palin: "I could be!!! I saw Bush on TV once, and I knew I could read from a prompter better than him"

/lame

Dinosaurs Jesus Rode
October 2nd, 2008

* Triceratops
* Velociraptor Velocirapture
* Jehovasaurus Rex
* Prolifeatops
* Kangaroo
* Utahraptor
* Dromiceomimus


Hehehehehehehehe

People Barack Obama Has Palled Around With
* William Ayers
* Reverend Wright
* Osama Bin Ladin
* Hillary Clinton
* Ted Kennedy
* Adolf Hitler
* Jigsaw
* Jeffrey Dahmer
* Flavor Flav
* David Letterman
* John McCain

Other Differences Between a Hockey Mom and a Pitbull

* Can't lick private parts

I'm sure she could, she just probably doesn't.

jaylectricity: Other Differences Between a Hockey Mom and a Pitbull

* Can't lick private parts

I'm sure she could, she just probably doesn't.

If she could, why in Hell would she be:

1. Married.
2. Running for office.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: One thing Palin can't name is children.

So she'd be the first black vice president?

panzerfaustbob: Awhhhh, little Obamaniacs are STILL scared of her?

Just pledge your loyalty like a good little Obama fascist in training!

Democrats are commies, Republicans are fascists.

Get it right.

Tacoby Bellisbury: This is really funny. I've gotten a growing sense of PDS around here.

Romero sez: Anyone who inserts themselves into the public arena not only WILL get made fun of, but DESERVES to get made fun of.

// srsly. for the good of the intartubez, shut up
// and de-granulate your vulva

panzerfaustbob: Awhhhh, little Obamaniacs are STILL scared of her?

Just pledge your loyalty like a good little Obama fascist in training!

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING! Weird people support candidates for office! Oh my God!