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4486 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Dec 2002 at 4:15 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-12-29 04:16:28 PM  
Worst. Repeat. Ever.

Same exact page and title.

Admins surrender.
2002-12-29 04:18:55 PM  
Heh.. I loaded fark and saw the first few headlines and thought to myself, "Jeez.. why am I loading a month old copy of fark?" But then I realized the horrible truth.
2002-12-29 04:19:33 PM  
That this weekend's news is totally pre-farked?
2002-12-29 04:22:07 PM OK, I gotta say it. Did someone leave their heart in San Fransisco?
2002-12-29 04:28:01 PM  
Dear Disneyworld Bossman,

Not withstanding the fact that I've never been to your park, I was wondering if you found my wallet with 8000 dollars cash in it. Sorry, but there wasn't any ID in the wallet, just the cash.

If you can find it I would appreciate its timely return, postage paid, I would hope.

Thank you, the RAT
2002-12-29 04:32:22 PM  
anyone seen a pair of dentures laying around the Mind Bender?
2002-12-29 04:32:57 PM  
none of this is surprising. Some of the stuff lost in a mere grocery store is amazing.
2002-12-29 04:36:51 PM  
feminine hygiene products probably have their own, very large box
2002-12-29 04:37:29 PM  
I wonder if My virginity turned up?
2002-12-29 04:38:09 PM  
This is like selling us yesterdays mashed potatoes.
2002-12-29 04:39:50 PM  
Yeah, I once found someone's hair attachment when I worked at C.P. Amusement park in ohio...
2002-12-29 04:39:54 PM  
Dear Disney,

Did you find my 9 year old little brother yet? As he is probably about 18 now, you may set him free if you do.

2002-12-29 04:52:50 PM  
Today is National Repeat Day in Farkistan.

In other news, Admins surrender...again.
2002-12-29 05:38:24 PM  
Lost my keys at Six Flags. Never found them.

Lost my walkie talkies in Disney. Never found them.

2002-12-29 08:47:02 PM  
Well, you know that Disney just paid Fark to run this article again because their sick of storing our lost stuff.
2002-12-30 05:51:45 AM  
Yeah, the only thing we want you to leave is your money. LOL

Seriously though, we have a saying at the park, "when a guest enters Disneyland, they seem to lose 50 IQ points".

Lots of stuff I've seen when I've had to do a lost and found run. Wallets, pictures, glasses, clothes, keys, and panties once!

Someone once said they found a falsie. hehe :)

Guests, can't live with them, can't live without them.

2002-12-30 06:27:48 AM  
It gets funnier every time I've read it. GHlad to see that you're making it a regular feature.
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