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2008-10-04 12:54:34 PM  
Zexyness Quote 2008-10-04 12:51:47 PM
Thunderpipes: In my experience, what men get all the tail? The total sociopathic assholes get all the tail.

The men who get the quality tail are men who are simply more aggressive and confident. This "asshole or sociopath" stuff is a common argument put forth by men who are shy and just want to make excuses for why they settle for Sarah Plain and Tall. Men love hot chicks, hot chicks love confident men, simple.

Women have tremendous advantages in this society. Look decent, take care of yourself and a woman can do anything she wants, with anyone she wants, hell it even helps them advance in the workplace.

Although I frequently make fun of the "bro" and alpha-male mentality, I find the meek, nerdy whiners who complain about it far more annoyin
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//taken as personal approval/permission to be myself again
//hope its ok here in the uk
//oh no soccer is the main sport, played by nerds, geeks and meek whiners
//hope lost again
//applying for american visa
 
2008-10-04 12:56:39 PM  

Zexyness: Thunderpipes: In my experience, what men get all the tail? The total sociopathic assholes get all the tail.

The men who get the quality tail are men who are simply more aggressive and confident. This "asshole or sociopath" stuff is a common argument put forth by men who are shy and just want to make excuses for why they settle for Sarah Plain and Tall. Men love hot chicks, hot chicks love confident men, simple.

Women have tremendous advantages in this society. Look decent, take care of yourself and a woman can do anything she wants, with anyone she wants, hell it even helps them advance in the workplace.

Although I frequently make fun of the "bro" and alpha-male mentality, I find the meek, nerdy whiners who complain about it far more annoying


Agreed, friend. I hate nerds who are all timid about dealing with women. You're not 12 anymore, you're a man, grow a pair.
 
2008-10-04 01:00:16 PM  
Nearly a quarter of Americans still think a woman should go make them a sandwich and shut the hell up while they're watching the damn game

Same as Bush's approval rating. Coincidence?
 
2008-10-04 01:02:03 PM  
Thunderpipes:The men who get the quality tail are men who are simply more aggressive and confident. This "asshole or sociopath" stuff is a common argument put forth by men who are shy and just want to make excuses for why they settle for Sarah Plain and Tall. Men love hot chicks, hot chicks love confident men, simple.


And tattoos. Don't forget tattoos.
 
2008-10-04 01:04:24 PM  
These threads always seem to bring out Farkettes who like to declare that they would love to stay home and be a homemaker, and they don't know whats wrong with all those other women who whine about wanting equal opportunity.

Ladies, your homemaking desired are perfectly acceptable. Please don't project them on the rest of us. I am so thankful that feminist women stood up in the face of unbelievable odds so that you and I are free to make that choice today.
 
2008-10-04 01:04:44 PM  
Funny thing is, the alpha male mentality is instinctual. We still are animals, just because we can talk and make things doesn't mean we lost our instincts. Almost all male animals compete, sometimes violently for the right to mate with the females. It is in our genes, men are more aggresive because of this, bigger, stronger.

Women are the same as most female animals. They are smaller, and being physically attractive is the most important trait they posess. We dumbass men will compete our asses off for their attention. Note that all women instinctually know how to dance! Studies have also shown women dress more provocatively when they are ovulating, once again, instinct.

I was very shy as a kid, I just happened to be good looking and accidently get laid alot (insert whatever joke you wish). Beer helped with the shy thing, and now that I am older I can actually look a chick in the eyes and talk without sounding like a freak. It is amazing what a simple "Hello, I'm Dan, what's your name?" can do. Try it sometime, worst she can say is no when you ask her out.

Don't settle for anyone uglier than you. Beer goggles can be fun for a night, but they will come off eventually. If a chick is ugly now, she probably will be ugly later. If a dude is a loser now, he probably will be a loser later as well.
 
2008-10-04 01:05:21 PM  
Thunderpipes:The men who get the quality tail are men who are simply more aggressive and confident. This "asshole or sociopath" stuff is a common argument put forth by men who are shy and just want to make excuses for why they settle for Sarah Plain and Tall. Men love hot chicks, hot chicks love confident men, simple.


confident men with money, high class whores are hot , they just cost.
//only proves hot women ain't shait
//confidence don't mean a thing on a bus
 
2008-10-04 01:07:54 PM  
neil young is a loser, some dude who works at the garage is a winner. go figure thunderpipe
 
2008-10-04 01:07:59 PM  
PS: Men who mistake "being an asshole" for "confidence" as the real key to getting somewhere with women are like men who mistake "Axe body spray" for "bathing."
 
2008-10-04 01:08:31 PM  
I have never worked with a competent female executive. Nevet met one. Most of the women with whom I have worked were not competent in their positions, and have few hard skills. I don't know if a woman's place is in the home, but I am tired of them in the office.
 
2008-10-04 01:10:14 PM  

Thunderpipes: I was very shy as a kid, I just happened to be good looking and accidently get laid alot (insert whatever joke you wish). Beer helped with the shy thing, and now that I am older I can actually look a chick in the eyes and talk without sounding like a freak. It is amazing what a simple "Hello, I'm Dan, what's your name?" can do. Try it sometime, worst she can say is no when you ask her out.


www.dvdtown.com

Hell, I like you! You can come over to my house and fark my sister!
 
2008-10-04 01:10:48 PM  
I still don't have a sandwich here.
 
2008-10-04 01:14:01 PM  

Polyhazard: PS: Men who mistake "being an asshole" for "confidence" as the real key to getting somewhere with women are like men who mistake "Axe body spray" for "bathing."


An attractive woman gets hit on all the time. She has her pick of men. Why would she ever want the meek, quiet, wuss? Most of the time, when a guy is jealous, he calls the winner an "asshole", it is nothing more than envy. Men who are aggresive are much more likely to be aggresive in other areas of life, such as their work, and that is very important to women.

There truly are some assholes out there, I agree there. But just because some guy is succesful with women doesn't make him one automatically. You can be confident and outgoing, strong and even arrogant a little, and still treat a woman with respect. They eat that shiat up.
 
2008-10-04 01:14:18 PM  
this is all 1st year psychology
 
2008-10-04 01:15:17 PM  
Well, I'd say nearly a quarter of Americans are still right.
 
2008-10-04 01:16:05 PM  
women seem to dig me when I go low
 
2008-10-04 01:17:11 PM  
got dumped for being aggressive
 
2008-10-04 01:17:58 PM  
They're traditional roles in society? What a crock of shiat.

Um.. women have been working in and out of the home, forever. Twas ever thus.

This whole con job is basically saying "I can do what I want, be a completely self-absorbed cow if I want, if I want a job, you HAVE to hire me or I'll sue you"... etc.

Women still cook and clean, so do men. Big deal. Now the courts just run around after women with a cushion to stick under their ass should they decide to go "oh p0oh!" and sit down wherever they are. If we don't revive the meritocracy, and soon, there wont be any cushions any place to throw an entitlement tantrum or a lot of sammiches, either.

/make my own sammiches
//don't give a shiat about the game
/// go be entitled somewhere else, you're drowning out Beethoven
 
2008-10-04 01:21:03 PM  

Polyhazard: I am so thankful that feminist women stood up in the face of unbelievable odds so that you and I are free to make that choice today.


You always were. Outside of women's suffrage for the vote, women could always pretty much do as they damn well pleased. And that's as it should be. All of this endless codified malarkey just took away the risk of the consequences.

Now Wall St. is doing it. We are a nation of blameless, demanding, spoiled children and were running out of people to point at at go "They should do it."
 
2008-10-04 01:22:11 PM  
I got called an asshole over here for asking out a woman becasue it was possible that she might have a boyfriend, and that didn't stop me. corse i said they were wrong
 
2008-10-04 01:23:54 PM  
You know why I'm always on the bottom when I have sex with my wife?

She's convinced I can only fark up.

/rimshot
 
2008-10-04 01:25:41 PM  

Thunderpipes: You can be confident and outgoing, strong and even arrogant a little, and still treat a woman with respect. They eat that shiat up.i>


No, they don't.
 
2008-10-04 01:27:48 PM  
jsmilky Quote 2008-10-04 01:25:41 PM
Thunderpipes: You can be confident and outgoing, strong and even arrogant a little, and still treat a woman with respect. They eat that shiat up.i>

No, they don't.


jsmilky FTW
 
2008-10-04 01:29:34 PM  

jsmilky: Thunderpipes: You can be confident and outgoing, strong and even arrogant a little, and still treat a woman with respect. They eat that shiat up.i>

No, they don't.


Umm, ya. The hot ones do at least. The Orcas, well they just care that somone is interested at all.
 
2008-10-04 01:31:06 PM  
I know why that biach I met from burlington VT, was sooo farked up. Now i know
 
2008-10-04 01:34:32 PM  
http://st.theresa/
Great. Just found out that after I waited 3 hours for the husband to "be ready" for breakfast, screwing up my whole day's schedule, that now he doesn't want breakfast at all.

Fark him.

And the eggs he rode in on.


I feel your pain....
My husband is home only roughly 5 months out of the year, and not consecutively. A week here, a weekend there, maybe 3 weeks at a time if I'm lucky. When he's home he is treated like a god - The Dew is stocked, food is delivered to where he's playing Warhammer in presliced chunks so he can eat it with barely a break from his game, and I leave him alone the rest of the time.

It's almost like not being married at all.... If I didn't work outside of the house at a wonderfully well paying and engaging job, I'd go farking bonkers.
 
2008-10-04 01:35:49 PM  

austinintheuk: I know why that biach I met from burlington VT, was sooo farked up. Now i know


Burlington has alot of retarded chicks. We are a bastion of out of state hippies here to party and enjoy the beautiful setting. Burlington also has alot of hot college chicks, and is a good place to get laid. We have alot of good bars and entertainment. If you ever visit, hit the bars on and around Church St. for a pretty good time. It is a meat market though, so unless you stick yourself out there with confidence, you will get the fatties and end up jumping on the grenade for your confident buddy.
 
2008-10-04 01:37:01 PM  

felidstar: http://st.theresa/
Great. Just found out that after I waited 3 hours for the husband to "be ready" for breakfast, screwing up my whole day's schedule, that now he doesn't want breakfast at all.

Fark him.

And the eggs he rode in on.

I feel your pain....
My husband is home only roughly 5 months out of the year, and not consecutively. A week here, a weekend there, maybe 3 weeks at a time if I'm lucky. When he's home he is treated like a god - The Dew is stocked, food is delivered to where he's playing Warhammer in presliced chunks so he can eat it with barely a break from his game, and I leave him alone the rest of the time.

It's almost like not being married at all.... If I didn't work outside of the house at a wonderfully well paying and engaging job, I'd go farking bonkers.


So why are you married to him?
 
2008-10-04 01:37:07 PM  

bunner: You always were. Outside of women's suffrage for the vote, women could always pretty much do as they damn well pleased.


Okay, so leaving aside the fact that you are seeming to brush aside suffrage as some kind of inconsequential issue (really?) you are 100% wrong that women have always been free to make the same types of choices as men.

I suspect that you know this, but refuse to acknowledge it.
 
2008-10-04 01:38:38 PM  

kliq: jdmac

I always love that picture, mostly because I wouldn't hit that girl anyway and I'm guessing no one else does either.


Like the fists of a dozen angry gods, I would.
 
2008-10-04 01:40:05 PM  
I've been to visit my ex fioncee, she had a bit of a belly but was hott, I don't do clubs as my dick is far too hott to wait till the end of the night so even with confidence I would compass me self towards the fatties
 
2008-10-04 01:40:56 PM  

okami36: kliq: jdmac

I always love that picture, mostly because I wouldn't hit that girl anyway and I'm guessing no one else does either.

Like the fists of a dozen angry gods, I would.


Me too, look at her belly, she looks to be in good shape.
 
2008-10-04 01:43:03 PM  
sick of hot chicks had far to many of them true thou they love the confidence makes em feel secure still
 
2008-10-04 01:44:53 PM  
just want the girl next door type, could relax alittle
 
2008-10-04 01:46:58 PM  

Polyhazard: bunner: You always were. Outside of women's suffrage for the vote, women could always pretty much do as they damn well pleased.

Okay, so leaving aside the fact that you are seeming to brush aside suffrage as some kind of inconsequential issue (really?) you are 100% wrong that women have always been free to make the same types of choices as men.

I suspect that you know this, but refuse to acknowledge it.


I suspect that you have decided that I brushed aside suffrage as inconsequential and that you're assigning denial and ignorance to something that history has proved quite to the contrary.

Women have been making inroads in business and less physical occupations, for years, due to the fact that women don't have as much upper body strength and, guess what, there was no law in effect stating that you had to slow down your whole company to accommodate a woman who "wanted to do that."

As a matter of fact, a lot more women had sole proprietorship business, far earlier on, in America when you HAD to strike out on your own and stand or fall, than later on in say.. the fifties and early sixties, because after that, the notion that a "professional" woman got a degree and worked for men was more prevalent and still is.

Love me a woman who goes her own way and does her own thing but not if I have to hold the safety net up for her. Same with men.
 
2008-10-04 01:48:30 PM  
Thunderpipes: "Note that all women instinctually know how to dance!"

My dear, you have yet to witness my beautiful rendition of the "lawnmower" or the "shopping cart." Not all women can instinctually dance. In fact, I believe my dancing might cause any person with a brain to seek another mate if I was to demonstrate it. The same goes for my singing.
 
2008-10-04 01:48:50 PM  
but then you get the weird looking ones get them naked and its like wow body of a model 6foot and shiat. then she tells me she's a pro model (spanish, but had already guessed that) picture is magazines are soo decieving, but you would not always realise cause the really hott ones hide it cause they don't need the boost from getting there leg over.

/guess i just got lucky
 
2008-10-04 01:49:25 PM  

Thunderpipes: felidstar:

So why are you married to him?


Because he works insanely hard at his job and that impressed me. Because he's the only man I've ever held hands with, ever kissed, ever loved. Because after 5 years of living together and facing all of life's hardships we got married so we could qualify to buy a house.
And because at the end of the day when he turns off his game and comes to bed, he's godlike in another way.
 
2008-10-04 01:52:17 PM  
and women that hot don't get impressed by a little confidence. you keep your skanks thunderpipes
 
2008-10-04 01:52:24 PM  
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2008-10-04 01:52:34 PM  

saabsnob31: Thunderpipes: "Note that all women instinctually know how to dance!"

My dear, you have yet to witness my beautiful rendition of the "lawnmower" or the "shopping cart." Not all women can instinctually dance. In fact, I believe my dancing might cause any person with a brain to seek another mate if I was to demonstrate it. The same goes for my singing.


Hehe. I meant that as a joke, partly. You do have to admit most guys just don't have a clue, and most women dance naturally. I suck at dancing, like I should be banned on pain of death. Every single goddamn girl I have been with is a dancer.

And it is instinctual, most female animals do similar displays to attract mates. It is all about being seen and advertising "heh look at me, I will make good babies".

Not all women can dance of course. But if not for women, do you think there would even be any dance clubs in the world? Men only do it because they want in your pants. I have never heard a single guy, ever, sitting around and say "heh guys, lets go out dancing!"
 
2008-10-04 01:59:29 PM  
http://www.biatchmakemeasandwich.com/

/That is all
 
2008-10-04 01:59:56 PM  
Not all women can dance of course. But if not for women, do you think there would even be any dance clubs in the world? Men only do it because they want in your pants. I have never heard a single guy, ever, sitting around and say "heh guys, lets go out dancing!"

Well..... unless it's not women they're looking for, mixed with a little Madonna or Janet. Yes, female animals do have displays to attract mates, clothing is a biggie at clubs. Not a fan of clubs myself... primarily because the "mates" you attract are not someone you would typically let touch you with a 20 foot pole in any other location.

Thank god some men are attracted to athletic ability, intelligence, and dry wit.... I'd be screwed if it was just trashy clothes and dancing. I am a mean cook though.

I do however love to watch clueless men dance.... especially the white man, move your hands sporadically and not your feet dance..... at least they have the balls to have fun regardless of skill.
 
2008-10-04 02:00:39 PM  
bunner:

You suggested that other than suffrage, women have always been free to do pretty much whatever they want.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of property- women were historically and systematically denied a voice in government, free ownership of property, freedom of movement, the ability to make medical decisions, credit, education... do I really need to go on?

Your personal opinion about "safety nets" is irrelevant to whether or not women have always had equal rights under the law. They did not.
 
2008-10-04 02:01:34 PM  

austinintheuk: and women that hot don't get impressed by a little confidence. you keep your skanks thunderpipes


Actually, the hotter they are, the more confidence they require in a man. Skanks do not need confidence. I know the truth hurts, but at least be honest.
 
2008-10-04 02:04:36 PM  
 
2008-10-04 02:04:39 PM  
Seriously - and the sandwich should be assembled in the following order:

-bread
-cheese
-ham
-cooked onions, diced
-bacon, nice and crispy
-cheese
-bread

Toast it on both sides until the cheese is nice and melted through. This likely involves butter, not margarine.

If you're a bit "light in the loafers", you can add a tomato or something like that. But really, there should be meat, cheese, more meat, and cheese.
 
2008-10-04 02:05:04 PM  
ok maybe i am very very confident but just too humble to admit it, there didn't hurt a bit
 
2008-10-04 02:05:25 PM  

saabsnob31: Not all women can dance of course. But if not for women, do you think there would even be any dance clubs in the world? Men only do it because they want in your pants. I have never heard a single guy, ever, sitting around and say "heh guys, lets go out dancing!"

Well..... unless it's not women they're looking for, mixed with a little Madonna or Janet. Yes, female animals do have displays to attract mates, clothing is a biggie at clubs. Not a fan of clubs myself... primarily because the "mates" you attract are not someone you would typically let touch you with a 20 foot pole in any other location.

Thank god some men are attracted to athletic ability, intelligence, and dry wit.... I'd be screwed if it was just trashy clothes and dancing. I am a mean cook though.

I do however love to watch clueless men dance.... especially the white man, move your hands sporadically and not your feet dance..... at least they have the balls to have fun regardless of skill.


A mean cook? Are you saying you enjoy throwing live lobsters into the pot?
 
2008-10-04 02:05:27 PM  

Thunderpipes: And it is instinctual, most female animals do similar displays to attract mates.


Your amateur zoology lesson seems to be missing something here.

Mating dances, calls, and other displays to attract mates are more often performed by the male than the female. Go back and watch your National Geographic videos, but take better notes this time.
 
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