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(Some Guy)   70-year-old woman beats up her daughter's 20-year-old boyfriend, gets booked under suspicion of first-degree terroristic threatening and felony abuse   (starbulletin.com) divider line 34
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2008-10-03 11:02:58 PM  
Dude, you got owned by a Grandma!
 
2008-10-03 11:22:51 PM  
If a 70 year old grandma kicks your ass, you probably deserved an ass kicking.
Take your ass kicking like a man.
 
2008-10-03 11:30:43 PM  
I pity da fool who don't respect Grandma
 
2008-10-04 01:51:26 AM  
When did punching some one in the eye become "terroristic threatening"?
 
2008-10-04 02:49:51 AM  
monkeyman3875: When did punching some one in the eye become "terroristic threatening"?

You skipped over this part:

threatening him with a hammer.
 
2008-10-04 02:59:38 AM  
How old is her daughter?
 
2008-10-04 03:57:25 AM  
Did the cops bring in the SWAT team? TASER? Pepper spray? Depends.
 
2008-10-04 04:01:15 AM  
WTF is "terroristic." I hard one of my redneck family using the word to describe his kids and I thought he made it up.
 
2008-10-04 04:11:00 AM  
Granny said knock you out!
 
2008-10-04 04:12:06 AM  
iheartbaconsalt: WTF is "terroristic." I hard one of my redneck family using the word to describe his kids and I thought he made it up.

It's an old legalism that predates the war on terror. It usually means making a violent threat against someone at a future date to place someone in fear. Like calling someone and saying "I'm going to come over and kill you."
 
2008-10-04 04:14:33 AM  
Ah yes, Hawaii. The islands of peace and goodwill.
 
2008-10-04 04:18:23 AM  
Not grandmother, mother. So we're going to assume that woman is at least 40..probably closer to 50. Mum might be a little concerned about a 20yo showing up at the door.
 
2008-10-04 04:19:13 AM  
If you got to call the cops on a 70 year old woman because she is physically dominating you, then you shouldnt be dating her family in the first place. Man up Nancy. Grandma didnt hurt your pansy ass.
 
2008-10-04 04:19:29 AM  
Hey, I heard granny was alone with the kid and she just wanted a little action and the kid wouldn`t comply. She PROMISED to leave her teeth in this time!
 
2008-10-04 04:20:27 AM  
Maybe he should have called his mom instead of the cops.
 
2008-10-04 04:21:17 AM  
Alien Robot: It's an old legalism that predates the war on terror. It usually means making a violent threat against someone at a future date to place someone in fear. Like calling someone and saying "I'm going to come over and kill you."

It just has a new idiotic ring to it.
 
2008-10-04 04:22:32 AM  
HONDOWAYNE: Hey, I heard granny was alone with the kid and she just wanted a little action and the kid wouldn`t comply. She PROMISED to leave her teeth in this time!

Why would he want the teeth in?
 
2008-10-04 04:35:48 AM  
myalias1845: HONDOWAYNE: Hey, I heard granny was alone with the kid and she just wanted a little action and the kid wouldn`t comply. She PROMISED to leave her teeth in this time!

Why would he want the teeth in?


To make sure those teeth aren't hidden anywhere else, obviously.

You're one of those people who think that vagina dentata is just a myth, aren't you?
 
2008-10-04 04:41:56 AM  
JohDHJ: myalias1845: HONDOWAYNE: Hey, I heard granny was alone with the kid and she just wanted a little action and the kid wouldn`t comply. She PROMISED to leave her teeth in this time!

Why would he want the teeth in?

To make sure those teeth aren't hidden anywhere else, obviously.

You're one of those people who think that vagina dentata is just a myth, aren't you?


I think I missed that episode of mythbusters. Any good? Did Kerri volunteer for that one?
 
2008-10-04 04:51:44 AM  
Oh sure, and if the guy had defended him self just a little you all would have been biatching about what an ass he was for beating up on an old woman and he would have been the one getting arrested. He did exactly the right thing in a no-win situation, let the police handle it.

I, for one, applaud you Mr. goad you GF's mom into attacking you so you can get her arrested man.
 
2008-10-04 05:15:24 AM  
Hey, morans, 70 isn't all that old anymore. My own mommy is 67, kickboxes 3 days a week, weight trains 3 days a week, and could definitely beat up a 20-year old idiot, especially if she had a hammer.

She might be a bit sore afterwards, but I guarantee there'd only be one police report. Particularly if he called her an "old lady" before the fight started.
 
2008-10-04 05:42:51 AM  
DaCricket: How old is her daughter?

Important question. That's a 50 year gap.
 
2008-10-04 05:45:18 AM  
Gyrfalcon: Hey, morans, 70 isn't all that old anymore. My own mommy is 67, kickboxes 3 days a week, weight trains 3 days a week, and could definitely beat up a 20-year old idiot, especially if she had a hammer.

She might be a bit sore afterwards, but I guarantee there'd only be one police report. Particularly if he called her an "old lady" before the fight started.


You have an internet toughmom?
 
2008-10-04 06:16:12 AM  
HONDOWAYNE: Hey, I heard granny was alone with the kid and she just wanted a little action and the kid wouldn`t comply. She PROMISED to leave her teeth in this time!
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What? No gum job?
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/Hawaiian PUNCH
 
2008-10-04 08:03:51 AM  
fanbladesaresharp: DaCricket: How old is her daughter?

Important question. That's a 50 year gap.


That's what I'm saying. Daughter could be 17 or she could be 53... either way with a 20 year old ex boyfriend.... ?
 
2008-10-04 08:17:58 AM  
I want to chance from terroristfistjab to terroristicthreatenings now. Just like the pokemon, made up bullshiat words, i want them all!
 
2008-10-04 08:44:02 AM  
www.cae-nyc.org

Don't mess with Grandma - she'll kick your ass.
 
2008-10-04 09:31:12 AM  
Whenever someone gets punched and calmly walks away to phone the police. The media will say they got beat-up.
 
2008-10-04 09:32:44 AM  
Gran'ma Ben?
 
2008-10-04 10:03:01 AM  
My cousins Grandma "Popo" was of Hawaiian/Samoan descent. One of the meanest biatches to roam the planet. Hell yeah she could take down a young boy.
 
2008-10-04 11:01:45 AM  
To be fair, if he'd punched the grandma back, he would be the one in jail.
 
2008-10-04 11:46:21 AM  
Stop! Gramma time!
 
2008-10-04 12:01:23 PM  
If the Hawaii Penal Code is anything like the Calfornia Penal Code, "Terrorist Threats" are just criminal threats (I'm going to kill you, If you don't let me sleep, I'm going to put your head through that wall). In California, the law on this subject is ridiculous (PC422). The threat doesn't even have to be heard by the other party (i.e. you tell your buddy "My wife is such a biatch, I wish she were dead", someone overhears and calls the cops, you go to jail). It is also a "strike" offense.

//The more you know...
 
2008-10-04 01:22:48 PM  
I seriously doubt the grandma is the one in the wrong here. Sounds like they arrested the wrong person.
 
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