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2008-10-03 05:46:13 PM  
Now here is something to think about.

Strippers tend to dress down for holloween and many of the women who would never set foot in a strip club or look down on dancers tend to dress up like sluts.

Total role reversal

/yes I know more about this than you
 
2008-10-03 05:47:10 PM  
BBRModitha: I hate college humor. I believe it is on the same level as ebaum.

However;

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1715915


Sexy mustard. Get's me every time.
 
2008-10-03 05:47:16 PM  
gimpols1908: Is this a bad thing?

Yes. Yes, it is. Because this leads to laziness. Why actually put some creativity into a costume when all you need to is to flash a little T&A? Thus resulting in boring, ugly or just plain stupid costumes.

For example;

Sexy Barista
i281.photobucket.com

Sexy Gladiator
i281.photobucket.com
(Funny thing here, is that the sword is not included.)

Sexy Hipster
i281.photobucket.com

Sexy Olympian
i281.photobucket.com


Yes, all of these costumes are real.
 
2008-10-03 05:47:26 PM  
i use to live in eastern mass and thought halloween was amazing in salem, ma, halloween capital. then i moved to south florida fort lauderdale/miami area. OMFG halloween here is like pornhookerskank-o-win. girls already dont wear much here anytime of the year. ;D
 
2008-10-03 05:48:00 PM  
anfrind Quote 2008-10-03 05:43:01 PM
Cyber_Junk: Are you so committed to shopping at Walmart that you aren't willing to consider making costumes? Hit up a local 2nd hand clothes store for cheap materials and props.

I think some people just lack the imagination to do that.

/no plans for Halloween yet, but knows how to hit up a 2nd hand store


My kids had fun with it last year, one went as a Jedi and the other as Gir (from Invader Zim). It was fun helping them make the costumes.

/can't wait to 'check their bags of candy to make sure its all safe' this year
// pats my stomach lovingly
 
2008-10-03 05:48:20 PM  
H_is_for_Heretic: I'm gonna be a sexy cheeseburger!

Pics...we needs them. Cuz THAT is hot.
 
2008-10-03 05:48:33 PM  
img409.imageshack.us

one more hooker...boom boom boom.
 
2008-10-03 05:48:42 PM  
drjekel_mrhyde: I kill threads dead


Ok I wont kill it completely so here's your eyebleach from me
Kinda NSFW
Link (new window)


Sorry they removed my linky
But here is some more eyebleach
i34.tinypic.com
 
2008-10-03 05:48:56 PM  
xbattlewax: Now here is something to think about.

Strippers tend to dress down for holloween and many of the women who would never set foot in a strip club or look down on dancers tend to dress up like sluts.

Total role reversal

/yes I know more about this than you



Yes but we don't care what Raul or Johnny 9 inch is dressing up as for this hookerween.

/bring on the faptastic pics!
 
2008-10-03 05:49:15 PM  
It's inappropriate to dress your child like a hooker.

That being said, for the 21+ set, Hookerween ROCKS!


/white cat this year
//ears, tail, just enough fabric between them to be tastefully slutty
 
2008-10-03 05:49:26 PM  
partypackagers.com
 
2008-10-03 05:50:22 PM  
Loverboy586: "Looks like we're going to need more seats"

Remember, that in the end...

www.kpbs.org
 
2008-10-03 05:50:41 PM  
highendmighty: It's cause girls are sluts and attention whores.

Back to your basement.
 
2008-10-03 05:50:58 PM  
aftermathnews.files.wordpress.com

www.ezineblog.org
 
2008-10-03 05:50:59 PM  
inglixthemad: FTA: Wahhh, I don't like the costumes and feel the need to biatch about it rather than make one.

Response: STFU. Why did we start treating kids as permanent infants until they turn 18-26 in the 20th century?


Damn right. End the school day at 2 pm and get their worthless little asses down to the mill.

/Don't tell me you'd really like to see an 11 yr old dressed up like a pole dancer.
 
2008-10-03 05:51:23 PM  
coolest-homemade-costumes.shippony.com

sexy? uh...magic eightball say no
 
2008-10-03 05:53:43 PM  
d23: i do not see the problem

A guy who used to work with me really got his holy Mormon underwear in a bunch about this.

I mean, normally, he was his usual HYPER-CHIPPER self, but when Halloween came 'round one year, he got on a soapbox and ranted for like 20 minutes. Totally unprovoked, too. On and on he went, like he was channeling some Nazi Puritan Laura Schlessinger apostle.

Everyone in the office was just looking at one another, stunned to silence.

See, I work for a company that makes products that appeal to a slutty-chick-entranced young male crowd, and we're notorious for using that to our marketing advantage. Our booth babes at trade shows are famous. Posters of hotties posing with our products adorn the halls. It's not uncommon for our endorsers to arrive with scantily-dressed girlfriends in tow.

This dude came to work for us knowing we do all this, and never said a word, but chose Halloween to give his sermon on how girls dress like tramps. Weird.

Mercifully, he now works for another company now, and we can get on with our Halloween party photo swap like normal grown men with 15 year old mentalities.
 
2008-10-03 05:53:47 PM  
THIS THREAD DELIVERS
 
2008-10-03 05:54:05 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2008-10-03 05:54:46 PM  
Juniper Jupiter: Wanna date?

I see that and raise you:

img.photobucket.com
 
2008-10-03 05:54:58 PM  
we_hates: That's what happens when you give Satan a foothold.

In that case I would like to offer Satan a grip on other parts of my anatomy.

/wait, what sex is Satan?
 
2008-10-03 05:55:06 PM  
Since I've hotlinked their images, I'll give them a shout-out.

Party packagers, costumes for the GTA (Greater Toronto Area) and Ontario.

partypackagers.com

(image goes to website, pops).
 
2008-10-03 05:55:32 PM  
www.averok.net

*fap* *fap* *fap*
 
2008-10-03 05:55:44 PM  
Mah sister's got a purty Costume!

i223.photobucket.com

/She looks just like Mila Jovovi
 
2008-10-03 05:55:45 PM  
drjekel_mrhyde: I then kilt teh thread

OH NOES! My penis!! where did it go?
 
2008-10-03 05:56:51 PM  
Drakin020: Holy hell, I'll be in my bunk.

Plenty of her out there.

Alisa (no pop, am lazy)
 
2008-10-03 05:56:55 PM  
LurvMachine: Mah sister's got a purty Costume!



/She looks just like Mila Jovovi


Mila Jovovich.

:D

FTFM.
 
2008-10-03 05:56:56 PM  
The VT Dude...Oh, SNAP!
 
2008-10-03 05:57:01 PM  
Drakin020: Holy hell, I'll be in my bunk.

I have a City of Villains character that looks just like that. Her name is Pyxxy.
 
2008-10-03 05:57:22 PM  
LurvMachine: Mah sister's got a purty Costume!



/She looks just like Mila Jovovi


Those house slippers just MAKE that costume.
 
2008-10-03 05:57:22 PM  
www.2mco.com
I always liked this one..
 
2008-10-03 05:57:36 PM  
StupidFly: Drakin020: Holy hell, I'll be in my bunk.

Plenty of her out there.

Alisa (no pop, am lazy)


SFW?
 
2008-10-03 05:57:48 PM  
H_is_for_Heretic: Don't like the movie but this chick is hot.



This chick is not.


Still a pretty good Chun Li impression
/It's a man, man
 
2008-10-03 05:58:00 PM  
*sigh*

I like a nice halloween/costume hooker thread, like everyone else, but you guys are either driving for banhammers, or getting this thread pulled. I'm pretty sure more than some of these are NSFW.

i106.photobucket.com
 
2008-10-03 05:58:11 PM  
sitehitz.com

haremween?
 
2008-10-03 05:58:36 PM  
Drakin020: StupidFly: Drakin020: Holy hell, I'll be in my bunk.

Plenty of her out there.

Alisa (no pop, am lazy)

SFW?


Yes, but one link is to her adult pay site. That is to her cosplay costumes.
 
2008-10-03 05:58:40 PM  
Nice Drakin020: Holy hell, I'll be in my bunk.

Bah. This is 10x hotter
 
2008-10-03 05:59:05 PM  
junge altman: haremween?

Why is that dude wearing a bikini?
 
2008-10-03 05:59:17 PM  
Matrism: LurvMachine: Mah sister's got a purty Costume!



/She looks just like Mila Jovovi

Those house slippers just MAKE that costume.


Don't they tho?
 
2008-10-03 05:59:23 PM  
FTFA:

You truly are a titan of thunderous stupidity

I'll add that one to the list.
 
2008-10-03 06:00:16 PM  
imbrial: oh alright already...

CAN I GET AN AMEN!!!
 
2008-10-03 06:00:41 PM  
like this is a bad thing...
www.bodybyvenus.com
 
2008-10-03 06:00:49 PM  
AppleOptionEsc: *sigh*

I like a nice halloween/costume hooker thread, like everyone else, but you guys are either driving for banhammers, or getting this thread pulled. I'm pretty sure more than some of these are NSFW.


failblog.wordpress.com?
 
2008-10-03 06:01:00 PM  
trapped-in-CH

Oh man, I'm actually guilty of wearing that plug and socket costume with my wife a few years ago.
 
2008-10-03 06:01:34 PM  
Psumek, already linked that wayyyyy ahead of you.

Still disturbing though.
 
2008-10-03 06:02:02 PM  
StupidFly: Drakin020: StupidFly: Drakin020: Holy hell, I'll be in my bunk.

Plenty of her out there.

Alisa (no pop, am lazy)

SFW?

Yes, but one link is to her adult pay site. That is to her cosplay costumes.


Couldn't really find anything of her. Seen some animated stuff, and anytime I click on a link it takes me to the home site or something.
 
2008-10-03 06:02:09 PM  
BAH, I am at work and I am looking at this thread.. must be perfectly safe.. Oh wait.. my boss wants to see me.. brb..
 
2008-10-03 06:03:04 PM  
Merquid: Psumek, already linked that wayyyyy ahead of you.

Still disturbing though.


Damn. I was more excited for plus size rainbow brite but too afraid to hit the GIS button.
 
2008-10-03 06:03:41 PM  
junge altman: haremween?

The perfect answer for a Butter Face...
 
2008-10-03 06:04:33 PM  
poptart...mmm: (Rainbow Bright) You're welcome.

Hehehe, my friend had one of these costumes and she made me wear it out with her one night (she dressed like Raggedy Ann). Little did I know that was the night Mr. Squilax was gonna propose to me... So I ended up getting engaged in that Rainbow Bright outfit. I wish that there were pictures to show the magic and wonder, but there aren't any.
 
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