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(Foobies)   Parents on vacation? So why not throw a big party, torture the rabbits, rip off wallpaper and urinate on the carpets?   (thelocal.de) divider line 103
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2008-10-03 09:14:47 AM
I did the former and the latter but neither in between.
 
2008-10-03 09:20:01 AM
Done, done, done, and done.
 
2008-10-03 10:23:25 AM
Why the carpets, man? They really tied the room together.

/just getting that out of the way
 
2008-10-03 10:25:29 AM
Was there candle wax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that?
 
2008-10-03 10:33:22 AM
Sometimes you just have to say "What the fark".

/Did the artsy-fartsy thing get cracked?
 
2008-10-03 10:33:26 AM
The Aristocrats?
 
2008-10-03 10:34:00 AM
I hope someone stuck their dick in the mashed potatoes.
 
2008-10-03 10:34:03 AM
I've been in that situation, and I can tell you why you don't do that. YOUR PARENTS ARE EVENTUALLY GOING TO COME HOME, IDIOT!!!
 
2008-10-03 10:34:27 AM
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
2008-10-03 10:34:43 AM
Or as we call it in Florida, September.
 
2008-10-03 10:35:49 AM
ahhhh, Thursdays.
 
2008-10-03 10:36:12 AM
Tell me again about the rabbits George.
 
2008-10-03 10:36:21 AM
Wow, they broke the party up at 10:30 pm and it was already like that
 
2008-10-03 10:36:27 AM
Police reportedly broke up the party, drove most of the guests home and took in two especially drunk ones for questioning.

You know who else broke up parties, drove most of the guests home and took in especially drunk ones for questioning?
 
2008-10-03 10:37:04 AM
i35.tinypic.com

/approves
 
2008-10-03 10:37:07 AM
Fountains of Wayne - Fire Island

Driving on the lawn
Sleeping on the roof
Drinking all the alcohol
All the kids from school
Will be naked in the pool
While our parents are on Fire Island

Cranking up the tunes
'Til the windows break
Feeding chocolate to the dog
Jumping on the couch
'Til the feathers all come out
While our parents are on Fire Island

We're old enough by now
To take care of each other
We don't need no babysitter
We don't need no father or mother
We're old enough by now
Don't worry 'bout a thing
Don't you remember
Last December
When you went to Steamboat Springs?

Driving on the lawn
Sleeping on the roof
Drinking all the alcohol
All the kids from school
Will be naked in the pool
While our parents are on Fire Island
 
2008-10-03 10:37:35 AM
I like the poll on the side:

Tomorrow is German Unity Day, when all Germans get to sleep in because the commies failed. You...

[ ] Don't live in Germany, don't get a day off, and don't really care.
[ ] Do live in Germany, do get a day off, and still don't care.
 
2008-10-03 10:38:13 AM
FTA: Police reportedly broke up the party, drove most of the guests home and took in two especially drunk ones for questioning. The cops estimated initial damages were worth several thousand euros.


drove them home?!?!?!! WTF!eleventy!
 
2008-10-03 10:38:36 AM
The cops drove most of them home? Were these rides "We're taking you home to talk to your parents" or "Have a free ride on us" rides?
 
2008-10-03 10:38:43 AM
This one time in high school, my parents went away for the weekend. I rented a movie and ordered pizza. It was madness.
 
2008-10-03 10:38:49 AM
I don't have kids yet, but I'm sure I will, and when I do, if they ever trash the house, I'm going to make them understand the concept of "sorry" in new and exciting ways.

There is nothing more disrespectful for a kid to do than trash the house. It says:

"I don't care how hard it is for you to pay for and maintain the place where we live. My needs are more important and I have no control over my or my friends impulses. F**k you."
 
2008-10-03 10:39:35 AM
normalclose: /approves

Came for the Weird Science reference
Leaves satisfied
 
2008-10-03 10:39:45 AM
I'd probably beat the shiat out of my kids (theoretical) if they ever did this. This kinda crap is one of the reasons why I question if I really want to have them. I'd at least have to teach them to NEVER, under any circumstances have a party at your own house...that's what other people's houses are for.
 
2008-10-03 10:40:43 AM
FTFA: The 16-year-old girl reportedly planned to use her parents' absence to invite around 50 friends for a secret party

If you invite fifty people it isn't going to be a secret. Your plan, thought it through, etc.
 
2008-10-03 10:41:11 AM
We had these idiots in my old stomping grounds that would throw ragers in houses that were under construction but nearly completed and would completely destroy the house...bastards...what happened to drinking in your parents basement or the park...
 
2008-10-03 10:41:43 AM
Never advertise secret parties on Facebook.
 
2008-10-03 10:42:12 AM
Police reportedly broke up the party, drove most of the guests home and took in two especially drunk ones for questioning.

Reportedly? So did they or didn't they?
 
2008-10-03 10:42:34 AM
Aw, Fridays in San Bernardino in the '80s....

But they forgot to take a dump in the parents' bathroom sink.

Being Swedes, however, I'm sure that place'll light up like a Christmas tree under black light.
 
2008-10-03 10:43:14 AM
*Yawn*. I did that last weekend.
 
2008-10-03 10:44:05 AM
I could never figure why someone would want to throw an asshole party in their own house.
 
2008-10-03 10:44:10 AM
If you're gonna have a party and trash a house, why not the principal's house?
 
2008-10-03 10:44:32 AM
It's never a party until the fat kid gets blood on his farking pants.
 
2008-10-03 10:44:59 AM
number_seven: Being Swedes, however, I'm sure that place'll light up like a Christmas tree under black light.

Win.
 
2008-10-03 10:45:07 AM
Sounds like a DC Fark Party, except we have more animals and our chicks are hotter.
 
2008-10-03 10:45:09 AM
I suspect that the teenager in residence did not participate in the torture of her pets or urination on her carpets. She invited 50 friends who invited the secondary infection. She was trying to be popular and interesting. She's lucky that gang rape wasn't added to the humiliations and hurts.
 
2008-10-03 10:45:55 AM
BobXXL: Fountains of Wayne - Fire Island


Came for Foutains of Wayne - thanks!
 
2008-10-03 10:46:07 AM
Whatever happened to the good ole days when you would just hook a Barbie daoll up to your computer and turn her into a real woman? F'ing amatures.
 
2008-10-03 10:46:09 AM
If your kid does something like this, you should be allowed to address them as "shiathead" for as many years after as you like.
 
2008-10-03 10:46:24 AM
www.theage.com.au

someone say party?


/hawt
 
2008-10-03 10:46:57 AM
I don't get invited to parties so I was more interested in the article to the side about the Lovesick Düsseldorf peacock.
 
2008-10-03 10:47:11 AM
You invite 50 people, those 50 people are asked by 2 people what they are doing Friday night, they respond "Going to a party at X's house". Now have 150 people planning on showing up. Throw in a few blabber mouths and you have 250. A secret party is 5 or 6 people, not 50 people.
 
2008-10-03 10:47:21 AM
Whatever happened to the good ole days when you would just hook a Barbie daoll doll up to your computer and turn her into a real woman? F'ing amatures.
 
2008-10-03 10:47:23 AM
www.ratemyeverything.net
 
2008-10-03 10:48:29 AM
\Sounds about right
 
2008-10-03 10:49:05 AM
Catsmeow

She's lucky that gang rape wasn't added to the humiliations and hurts.


Did you know that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?
 
2008-10-03 10:49:42 AM
Oops... I img1.fark.net
 
2008-10-03 10:50:06 AM
www.thelocal.de

What a wild teen party may look like.
 
2008-10-03 10:50:09 AM
that iTheSignPost: I don't have kids yet, but I'm sure I will, and when I do, if they ever trash the house, I'm going to make them understand the concept of "sorry" in new and exciting ways.

There is nothing more disrespectful for a kid to do than trash the house. It says:

"I don't care how hard it is for you to pay for and maintain the place where we live. My needs are more important and I have no control over my or my friends impulses. F**k you."


Memo: Kids have no concept what-so-ever of "how hard it is to pay" for anything. They just don't. It's that simple.

And your "needs" as a parent vs. their needs as kids?! You have no needs, or a life. It is ALL about them.
 
2008-10-03 10:50:29 AM
FarkinHostile: Did you know that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?

37days.typepad.com

Sees what you did there...
 
2008-10-03 10:50:39 AM
I was at a particularly wild party when I was a senior in highschool, at the house of a freshman who invited the whole school and was freaking out because he could not keep control. I was waiting to use the bathroom when my buddy comes out and says take a look in the drawer next to the toilet. I opened the drawer and it was filled up 3/4th of the way with piss. I did not have the heart to do anything like that, but I know that during that party someone else did an upper decker in that same bathroom, and someone else stole the kids xbox.

/Never have a party that includes drunk kids that you dont know.
 
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