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(Huffington Post)   Kelly Ripa's belly button keeps changing shape   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 95
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2008-10-03 06:46:27 AM
Nice bod.

/ img1.fark.net
 
2008-10-03 07:22:16 AM
I would wreck that chick.
 
2008-10-03 07:36:34 AM
Damn.

That is one fine looking woman.

Fist, angry god, you know.....
 
2008-10-03 08:50:07 AM
Someone must have spent a lot of time contemplating her navel to notice those subtle differences.
 
2008-10-03 09:05:20 AM
Whamdangler: Someone must have spent a lot of time contemplating her navel to notice those subtle differences.

Hesychast jokes are always funny!
 
2008-10-03 09:15:45 AM
I don't know. I would have to make a close, detailed study of it in person in order to form an opinion. It could take long damn time.
 
2008-10-03 09:17:15 AM
WHAT?! Magazine cover photos are shopped?!
 
2008-10-03 09:19:04 AM
I was fortunate enough to have touched Kelly Ripa's butt once. It was with a first-baseman's mitt during a benefit softball game 15 years ago when she was 23 and just starting out in soaps, but you're damn right I made sure to hold the tag.

It was a very nice butt.

Rules for benefit softball games with soap-opera babes:

1) Let them get on base.
2) Run a pickoff play. If you can arrange a rundown, so much the better.
3) Buy the first round after the game.
4) ?????
 
2008-10-03 09:21:44 AM
Forget the crashing economy and the war in Iraq, THIS is the issue that matters most to Americans.
 
2008-10-03 09:22:59 AM
She was only an admiral's daughter, but her navel was filled with discharged seamen...
 
2008-10-03 09:23:38 AM
I'd Ripa a new one.
 
2008-10-03 09:24:18 AM
Gulper Eel: but you're damn right I made sure to hold the tag.

I probably would have tried to use my other hand.

KR: "Um...you need the ball in your hand to tag me."
Me: "Don't you worry. My balls are in my other hand"
 
2008-10-03 09:30:23 AM
I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing a lot of shops in my time
 
2008-10-03 09:31:50 AM
Maybe it was cold, or she was excited.
 
2008-10-03 09:32:40 AM
Anyone notice this (new window)?
 
2008-10-03 09:34:16 AM
Not bad...but she needs a sammich something fierce.
 
2008-10-03 09:36:15 AM
This is what's wrong with America. We are on the verge of financial collapse and we are debating a talk show host's belly button.
 
2008-10-03 09:38:44 AM
She still looks like the farking joker.
 
2008-10-03 09:44:11 AM
Wendy's Chili: Anyone notice this (new window)?

No, but thanks for pointing that out. Now nothing's getting done this morning.

/fap
 
2008-10-03 09:45:22 AM
reminds me of a joke...

Doctor thats not my belly button.

Its not my finger either.
 
2008-10-03 09:45:38 AM
Very nice. There aren't that many women that look this good at 38.
 
2008-10-03 09:46:19 AM
EPIC navel gazing.
 
2008-10-03 09:49:56 AM
Quantum Apostrophe: Very nice. There aren't that many women that look this good at 38.

You live in Montreal and yet can say this with a straight face?
 
2008-10-03 09:51:36 AM
Walker: Forget the crashing economy and the war in Iraq, THIS is the issue that matters most to Americans.

Get used to it. The Depression years were some of the best for celebrity rags. Hollywood kept people from remembering their problems and allowed them to be indignant also. It makes sense.
 
2008-10-03 09:51:51 AM
Quantum Apostrophe: Very nice. There aren't that many women that look this good at 38 after three children.

FTFY.
 
2008-10-03 09:52:13 AM
UnFark
This is what's wrong with America. We are on the verge of financial collapse and we are debating a talk show host's belly button.

Sen. Obama said he can do more than one thing at a time, so can we. If the need me, they can probably find me.
 
2008-10-03 09:52:39 AM
Wendy's Chili: Anyone notice this (new window)?

img78.imageshack.us
 
2008-10-03 09:55:43 AM
Here...you'll be needing this.
www.competitiveeaters.com
 
2008-10-03 09:56:42 AM
*fap fap fap* Ok, what were we talking about?
 
2008-10-03 09:58:00 AM
Her dayworker husband gets to wreck that ripaness.
 
2008-10-03 10:13:45 AM
Whamdangler: Someone must have spent a lot of time contemplating her navel to notice those subtle differences.

Yes - a fat, ugly chick.
 
2008-10-03 10:18:46 AM
tortilla burger: KR: "Um...you need the ball in your hand to tag me."
Me: "Don't you worry. My balls are in my other hand"



Pretty funny...
 
2008-10-03 10:19:18 AM
That is one fine 38 year old.

/bet she's an animal in the sack
 
2008-10-03 10:20:55 AM
Sefton: /bet she's an animal in the sack


Dude, I doubt she can morph...she's probably a human just like the rest of us.
 
2008-10-03 10:24:37 AM
I'd hit it. Glad she hasn't had the boobies done.
 
2008-10-03 10:24:40 AM
Now if only her nipples protruded as much...
 
2008-10-03 10:26:39 AM
No Kelly thread is complete without this:

i133.photobucket.com
 
2008-10-03 10:28:44 AM
I think there must be a cyborg Kelly running around out there. Would hit it, too.
 
2008-10-03 10:29:04 AM
i46.photobucket.com

Magazines often use a highly advanced program known as "Photoshop" to make the celebrities featured on their covers look better.
 
2008-10-03 10:49:23 AM
MILF. that is all
 
2008-10-03 10:54:25 AM
Am I the only one that read it as:
"Kelly Ripa's bottom keeps changing shape",
and was dissapointed to realize what it was just a belly button?
 
2008-10-03 10:54:37 AM
I saw Kelly Ripa in NYC with no makeup on and she still looked great. Damn her.
 
2008-10-03 11:12:18 AM
She's too skinny and sinewy -- no curves.
 
2008-10-03 11:12:25 AM
i194.photobucket.com

Concerned internet citizen here:
I too want to add to the debate about priorities in a showbiz thread.
As showbiz Farkers our jorb is to save America & teh world!!!!

/super linked
 
2008-10-03 11:15:27 AM
Marisyana: I saw Kelly Ripa in NYC with no makeup on and she still looked great. Damn her.

If I could look great with no makeup I'd be the happiest girl in the whole world.

Also I would be happy to have those abs.
 
2008-10-03 11:17:37 AM
I would love to create a hot puddle on that belly button.
 
2008-10-03 11:23:36 AM
BlackStar11: If I could look great with no makeup I'd be the happiest girl in the whole world.

Also I would be happy to have those abs.



Hey! A farkette who isn't 200+! And you like dogs....and is that a Blue Moon I see in the background of one of those pics???
 
2008-10-03 11:29:20 AM
ltrain2: BlackStar11: If I could look great with no makeup I'd be the happiest girl in the whole world.

Also I would be happy to have those abs.


Hey! A farkette who isn't 200+! And you like dogs....and is that a Blue Moon I see in the background of one of those pics???


/Photoshopped the dog!
 
2008-10-03 11:31:29 AM
ltrain2: BlackStar11: If I could look great with no makeup I'd be the happiest girl in the whole world.

Also I would be happy to have those abs.


Hey! A farkette who isn't 200+! And you like dogs....and is that a Blue Moon I see in the background of one of those pics???


Haha wow you have really good eyes... yes it is a blue moon. And for the record I don't frequently wear feather boas, or force my dog to wear them, it was for a bachelorette party :)
 
2008-10-03 11:33:30 AM
BlackStar11: Haha wow you have really good eyes... yes it is a blue moon. And for the record I don't frequently wear feather boas, or force my dog to wear them, it was for a bachelorette party :)

Oh, you don't frequently wear feather boas?
 
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