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11224 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Aug 2001 at 12:13 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-24 12:34:08 AM  
Ugh, I just recovered from my night of drinking. I'm a pathetic drinker. Two drinks and I'm done for. So I drive home and pass out for a couple of hours and wake up sicker than when I fell asleep. Luckily I left before I made too big of an ass out of myself in front of co-workers and bosses. (I must remember to thank that man to my left from preventing me dancing on the tables.)
2001-08-24 12:34:45 AM  
"and what not"...

I love it-

reminds me of the episode of jackass when Mr. Knoxville said to the public health nurse:

"yeah...I am getting ready to be turned upside down in an outhouse and there is going to be lots of "POO AND WHAT-NOT"...

and I was just wondering what shots might be pertainent....
2001-08-24 12:35:58 AM  
I thought it was very well put together and presented. I also liked the fact that besides the story of the trip and the dives, your personality really came out in your writing.
2001-08-24 12:36:29 AM  
Ehhhh....I could have been the man on your left tonight-


I would have asked if I could take the "dancing on the tables" home for a "private showing"...

2001-08-24 12:37:23 AM  
Oh DID it?

Welll.... let me hear it then.

Please tell me about it then-
I am a good listener.

2001-08-24 12:37:35 AM  
Maculated: Eh. What exactly did you expect people to photoshop it into? The picture was very suggestive in the first place, and then me being male on top of that... it only fits ;\

First thing that came to mind when I saw that pic was "WEINERS!@#", so I photoshopped accordingly.
2001-08-24 12:38:28 AM  
You really DID read that much of it?

Wow... I am shocked

and honored.
2001-08-24 12:39:04 AM  
However, I am one of those people that in the end will still say : "It's just fish."

Of course, I'm allergic to all types of fish and seafood. That may have something to do with that statement. However, watching my face blow up and what not really can be a great party trick.
2001-08-24 12:39:51 AM  
Ehhh.... fish can be

2001-08-24 12:42:35 AM  
Aww, what the hell.

[image from too old to be available]

It's a little old. I have new glasses now.
2001-08-24 12:43:39 AM  
sO...... when does the "ala mode NSFW" debut?

2001-08-24 12:43:53 AM  
Of course I read the whole thing.

Comedicgenius : I think perhaps what she meant by more creative is that while it may have been a suggestive picture, you went for the obvious weiner shot... which anyone could have come up with since that's probably what popped into most guy's minds first. Be more creative than every guy's first thought.
2001-08-24 12:45:17 AM  
Oh gee, I love a man that knows how to drool. Umm I haven't scanned any of my NSFW picts....and most likely will not. What would my father say?
2001-08-24 12:46:07 AM  
What if a guy thought about where his tongue could dance?
2001-08-24 12:47:01 AM  
1) drooling can be productive at times

2) I won't tell on you if you won't tell on me.

2001-08-24 12:47:46 AM  
That's what you thought first when you saw that pic?
2001-08-24 12:49:28 AM  
Wouldn't you like to know?

2001-08-24 12:50:31 AM  
No No. I don't want to know. Why don't you just go over there and drool in the corner by yourself.
2001-08-24 12:52:52 AM  

my humor must have been lost out there in cyberland somewhere-

last time I drooled it was a bad day
on percocet

when I lost those molars.
2001-08-24 12:54:45 AM  
do you have your molars sitting in a jar on your desk?
2001-08-24 12:56:26 AM  
Uhmmmm...... nope.

I shoved them into the crack of some 400 year old floor boards of an old monastery in Argheri, Turkey.

I am hoping they bring me eternal peace.
2001-08-24 12:57:34 AM  
2001-08-24 01:01:39 AM  
G.A.L.M.: Alas I don't have a digital cam nor a scanner, and for that matter I don't have any NSFW pics of myself anyway (well I have a video but not digital). About five years ago though I was at a bachelor party and we went rafting (beering actually) on the American River. And under the influence of mass quantities of alcohol, several of us did the rope swing nekkid. Allegedly there were photos taken, but I haven't seen them nor do I know where they reside. Anyway, if I had one I'd submit. If someone would like to photo shop me in a NSFW pose feel free!
2001-08-24 01:01:46 AM  
Shoved them into the crack of floor boards? Well let's hope you never have to have your gal bladder removed. I don't think the monastery would look to kindly upon that - and there would go your eternal peace. I plan to go the old fashioned way and just buy myself out of purgatory, where I'm sure I'll end up.
2001-08-24 01:03:43 AM  
Come now Pbsaurus...can't you take still frames of that video and make them into pictures? Although if you're swinging out into cold water....perhaps that's not the best NSFW pic to post. Just a thought.
2001-08-24 01:03:52 AM  
another cathoholic, huh?

Well... the monastery WAS destroyed by an earthquake int he late 1800's... I don't think anyone will freak.

BEsides- they were snug in there with about 18,251 others.
2001-08-24 01:04:29 AM  
Maculated: I lived in Morro Bay for a while. I love the central coast. Is the old custom house at Avila beach still there, I used to love their fries. Nice pic BTW, if I were a photoshop guru I would have been much more creative.
2001-08-24 01:05:30 AM  
ewwww.... scary when you are not for certain of the whereabouts of your

NSFW pics.

Funny how FARK had created a sort of language of its own, huh?
2001-08-24 01:06:49 AM  
Speaking of Photoshop-

the one just recently started is going QUITE nicely.
2001-08-24 01:17:54 AM  

I just now got up there to nitice the head buried in the haystack... or whatever that thing is.

-funny schtuff-
2001-08-24 01:18:20 AM  
Well my computer has taken it upon itself to keep locking up on me and making me reboot time and again. I think I'll take myself off to bed.

2001-08-24 01:20:34 AM  

sleep off those 2 beers...

2001-08-24 01:37:44 AM  
Good Night G.A.L.M.
2001-08-24 01:46:31 AM  
Geez, still no NSFW MoF?
2001-08-24 01:50:01 AM  
I assume the bumjube has an icq # as well-
2001-08-24 01:54:59 AM  
Yes... she does...
2001-08-24 01:56:30 AM  
reply to your mail, girlie...
2001-08-24 01:58:31 AM  
Oh, I got mail? I'm game...
2001-08-24 02:25:23 AM  
Yup, I got mail alright.
2001-08-24 03:49:22 AM  
Pbsaurus: You wouldn't believe what Avila Beach looks like now. Chevron tore the place up and it's nicer than Pismo will ever be.
2001-08-24 04:02:58 AM  
Bigpeeler, Thegrue, Jodibug - thanks for comments.
Help me out here, what does LMAO mean ?
2001-08-24 04:11:37 AM  
Redbull, Laughing My Ass Off is I believe the most popular translation... but someone once told me it was originally Lick My Anal Orifice... whatever works I guess...
2001-08-24 04:18:51 AM  
Thx Bumjube, Jodibug, I'm glad you're LYAO, and I'm happy to LYAO.
2001-08-24 05:30:23 AM  
Redbull, doesn't that depend on which translation you are referring to? I must get my mind out of the gutter.. anyone got a ladder?
2001-08-24 07:46:49 AM  
Three updates to roll out but i can't do it this morning. Also I'm going to see if I can work on somethings to make the updates a lot more automated. Not sure how it will work, but I'm gonna give it a shot.
2001-08-24 10:01:24 AM  
2001-08-24 10:31:14 AM  

What up my brotha from anotha motha? To answer your question:

a) Moved to LA.
b) Crashed Harley.
c) Back Farkin...

What else is there?
2001-08-24 12:05:50 PM  
Jerkface, Ash....I want you guys!!! yum
2001-08-24 01:12:24 PM  
Male NSFW? Do I get a FARK shirt to wear on any body part I dare to expose?
2001-08-24 01:12:31 PM  
Why thank you Sarah *blush* =]
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