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(Yahoo)   Photoshop 'Rael', one suave dude, and founder of Clonaid,   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 152
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2002-12-28 08:55:46 PM  
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voting thing grmbl....
 
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Ya.. like with voting too... goddamnit
 
2002-12-28 09:02:53 PM  
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Due to a misprint in the press release, Rael and his cult received more media attention than expected as they unveiled the first ever batch of human scones.
 
2002-12-28 09:08:24 PM  
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2002-12-28 09:12:06 PM  
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Find the "Real Rael!" He's the one with the spiffy Waldo hat!

(He's really in there, keep looking!)
 
2002-12-28 09:13:07 PM  
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whoops
 
2002-12-28 09:14:41 PM  
And for the voting...

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I mean, doesn't his little outfit just scream 70's era EWF?!?
 
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2002-12-28 09:26:43 PM  
An oldie but a goodie.

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Nope, nothin' in there.
 
2002-12-28 09:41:31 PM  
The Klone-Aid Man
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Obscure
 
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2002-12-28 10:00:16 PM  
my post is gone... anyways:
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With apoligies and props to Dween for the inspiration.

/My semi-plagiaristic first Photoshop post. A vote for me is a vote for marginal creativity.

HSFC
 
2002-12-28 10:35:01 PM  
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A comedy you can count on!
 
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Not just a cult leader, but the fan club president.
 
2002-12-28 11:23:40 PM  
And if inkfrog decides not to post my image, I'll continue to tout the connection between the Rael religion and the song of the same name by The Who:

RAEL 1
(Pete Townshend) Towser Tunes , Inc./ Fabulous Music Ltd./ ABKCO Music, Inc. BMI
Recorded at Talent Masters Studios, New York, July 1967. Organ played by Al Kooper.
"We recorded most of the song in one day and then adjourned for a noon start the next day. We left rather hurriedly because we were fried from working so intensely.., evidently the multitrack tape of 'Rael' was left on the counter unboxed. The cleaning woman came in and threw it in the trash but didn't empty it, so it lay there with soda and cigarette ash all over it. When (engineer) Chris Huston came in next morning.., he was horrified. The first 15 seconds of the track had been compromised and would have to he done again. He was the one who was gonna have to tell Townshend. I wanted to see this encounter. So Pete comes hoppin' in about 12.15 and Chris takes him in a corner and is talking very hushed to him. All that is audible are Chris' last words, "Pete, I'm sorry but sometimes these things happen... Townshend is pacing back and forth inside the control room, when all of a sudden he picks up the engineers' chair and throws it through the control room glass partition, damage of roughly $12,000. Then he turned to Chris and said, "Don't worry, Chris... sometimes these things just happen."

The Redchins in their millions
Will overspill their borders
And chaos then will reign in our Rael
The country of my fathers
A proud land overloaded
Like a goldfish being swallowed by a whale

Rael the home of my religion
To me the center of the earth

The Redchins in their millions
Will overspill their borders
And chaos then will reign in our Rael
My heritage is threatened
My roots are torn and cornered
And so to do my best I'll homeward sail...
And so to do my best I'll homeward sail

Now captain listen to my instructions
Return to this spot on Christmas day
Look toward the shore for my signal
And then you'll know if in Rael I'll stay

If a yellow flag is fluttering
Simply held against the morn
Then you'll know my courage is ended
And you'll send your boat ashore
But if a red flag is flying
Brazen, bold against the blue
Then you'll know that I am staying
And my yacht belongs to you

Now captain listen to my instructions
Return to this spot on Christmas day
Look toward the shore for my signal
And then you'll know if in Rael I'll stay...

He's crazy if he thinks we're coming back again
He's crazy if he thinks we're coming back again
He's crazy if he thinks we're coming back again
He's crazy...anyway

If a yellow flag is fluttering
Simply held against the morn
Then you'll know my courage is ended
And you'll send your boat ashore...
 
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2002-12-28 11:32:47 PM  
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Oog. First time PS, first time embedding an image, first time cliché abuse. Great potential for disaster...
 
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