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(IOL.co.za)   'Terror truck' to join 60 launches at US show - with pictures. Looks lilke a sexy 4x4, works like a tank   (iol.co.za) divider line 62
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2002-12-28 01:23:28 PM  
candycane.....
 
2002-12-28 01:24:09 PM  
As soon as they said "Laser Gun" I stopped reading...
 
2002-12-28 01:24:41 PM  
That's what I want for xmas! I'll never get cut off again!
 
2002-12-28 01:25:26 PM  
The Maibatsu Monstrosity. Mine is bigger.


But in all seriousness, that's one kick ass vehicle.
 
2002-12-28 01:27:17 PM  
Fitting that this is going to be debuted in Detroit.

Maybe now Robocop can stop driving that shiatty Taurus...
 
2002-12-28 01:27:47 PM  
Didn't this get reported last year by PopSci? Or was that the concept, this is the real deal?
I think the Palastines have the lock on the Terror Truck logo - load a minibus up with nutjobs and C4, drive it into a wall. Fun for everyone!
 
2002-12-28 01:30:49 PM  
John Winger: Come on, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia, it's like going into Wisconsin.

Russell Ziskey: Well, I got the sh** kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it.
 
2002-12-28 01:31:22 PM  
I guess this removes all hoes of Bond ever getting the Lotus back.
 
2002-12-28 01:32:15 PM  
Hmmm.. interesting typo hoes = hopes.
 
2002-12-28 01:32:33 PM  
ISG: Don't worry, he always gets new hoes. ;)
 
2002-12-28 01:34:07 PM  
Laser Gun?

Really?

Coolies..
 
2002-12-28 01:34:52 PM  
.. A LASER GUN??

incredible.

but it's spelled lazer. heh.
 
2002-12-28 01:36:23 PM  
what the fark is a bakkie?
 
2002-12-28 01:36:41 PM  
Buzzardbreath -- I hate to break t to you but Czechoslovakia does not exisit anymore. It is the Czech Republic and Slovakia.....


Yes, Stripes is a great movie.... Just wanted to inform the masses.
 
2002-12-28 01:37:01 PM  
My wife has the copyright on Terror Truck. Or car. Or anything else she drives.
 
2002-12-28 01:38:04 PM  
Soccer moms all across america are killing kittens to this as we speak.
 
2002-12-28 01:39:41 PM  
Pyrex Nope. It's spelled LASER. It's an acronym. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.
 
2002-12-28 01:40:50 PM  


the first thing I thought of as well.
 
2002-12-28 01:41:58 PM  
Hey, I've been looking for a chance to test one of these LAWs that I... found, yeah...
 
2002-12-28 01:43:53 PM  
I can assure you that we here in Canada will begin purchasing these "terror trucks" as soon as they catch on in the states.
 
2002-12-28 01:45:44 PM  
12-28-02 01:31:22 PM InternetSecurityGuardI guess this removes all hoes of Bond ever getting the Lotus back.

Nobody removes 007's hoes.
 
2002-12-28 01:46:50 PM  
How long until I can get one of these in El Camino form?
 
2002-12-28 01:57:47 PM  
Finally, a place to put my grenade launcher!
 
2002-12-28 01:59:45 PM  
Ya, I own one of these, they are great!
 
2002-12-28 01:59:50 PM  
hmmmm... looks photoshopped. The push over the edge was laser gun. Itsgottabulletproofarmor... anda'lectricdoorhandles... andamagicblindinglight... andaLASERGUN!

Sure it does. But I have a lasergunproof suit and my dad could STILL wup your dad.
 
2002-12-28 02:00:49 PM  
 
2002-12-28 02:01:37 PM  
This vehicle is REAL, including the laser.
 
2002-12-28 02:02:15 PM  
road rage.
 
2002-12-28 02:05:02 PM  
She blinds everybody with her super-high beam.
She a squirrel-squishin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
 
2002-12-28 02:13:21 PM  
12-28-02 02:01:37 PM JOHNDX This vehicle is REAL, including the laser.

Gee, well now I'm convinced.
 
2002-12-28 02:16:52 PM  
Smart Truck: The Next Generation
 
2002-12-28 02:18:03 PM  
All the rappers will want one...
 
2002-12-28 02:18:13 PM  
http://hangingon.org/canyonero.html
 
2002-12-28 02:22:34 PM  
Yeah...I know it might be hard to believe in Oregon. Ya'll still have those people in carts, huh?
 
2002-12-28 02:50:02 PM  
That's better than "sharks with frikkin' laser beams attached to their heads"
 
2002-12-28 02:54:53 PM  
Here's another
 
2002-12-28 02:54:58 PM  
get your motor runnin
head out on the highway
takin out slow ass drivers
and what ever gets in my way

Born To Be Wiiild!
 
2002-12-28 02:55:50 PM  
I would love one of these to take out some of these idiot drivers here in pittsburgh..... But the fact that it has a grenade launcher on the roof is enough to make me want to go and mortgage everything I own for one of these trucks....
 
2002-12-28 02:58:23 PM  
It's like what the A team would build, if they weren't always having to pull something together in 2-3 hours.
 
2002-12-28 02:58:29 PM  
"DETROIT - The 87th North American International Auto Show that will open here on January 5 claims to be "a show of superlatives" that started in 1907 when 17 exhibitors presented 33 vehicles in a Detroit beer garden."

Hey, am I the only one that's highly disappointed in the PR department for this show? "Show of Superlatives"? Ain't that like giving up? Fark, at least you can actually USE a couple of superlatives to hype the damn thing. I'm sure that there's some hyperactive PR woman named Darlene or Susie that should be fired for this.
 
2002-12-28 02:59:07 PM  
Hell, I have designed a few anti-pursuit devices myself. Oils slicks are easy to make. The microwave gun destroys a pursuer's electronics. The flaming magnesuim grid blinds them with the light of 100 suns. The only real trick is working the devices into the tail of your vehicle without being overly conspicuous.
 
2002-12-28 03:11:24 PM  
I hear Randy Moss ordered 3 or 4 of these
 
2002-12-28 03:12:17 PM  
Passes all US govt fuel economy tests with a whopping two gallons to the mile.
 
2002-12-28 03:12:44 PM  
BuzzardBreath, thanks. I was looking for a picture of the Urban Assault Vehicle. Life imitates art.
 
2002-12-28 03:18:02 PM  
Sure it does. But I have a lasergunproof suit and my dad could STILL wup your dad.

My truck can beatup your truck!!
 
2002-12-28 03:18:40 PM  
12-28-02 02:01:37 PM JOHNDX This vehicle is REAL, including the laser.

Gee, well now I'm convinced.


Do we need to get Bevets in here to explain why you should accept things based upon blind faith?
 
2002-12-28 03:28:41 PM  
...unfortunately if this thing thinks its sexy, it better stay out of San Francisco...or it will take it up the exhaust pipe...
 
2002-12-28 03:32:51 PM  
Mileage: 10 feet per gallon.
 
2002-12-28 03:37:07 PM  
SmarTruck is old, old and busted

Maybe the truck from Stripes should be the new hotness
 
2002-12-28 04:11:08 PM  
Cupholders, Where are the friggen Cupholders?
 
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