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(Sound and Motion)   Parents tell 36-year-old comic book-obsessed daughter to tidy her room. So she goes online to hire a hitman, naturally   (livenews.com.au) divider line 157
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2008-10-02 09:05:27 AM
(whoops that was supposed to have a clever tag along with it but I used the wrongy brackets)

[ taken from an earlier thread from some very funny person who said it first ]
 
2008-10-02 09:05:38 AM
Flash314: You know who else wanted to kill their parents?

Hellen Keller?
 
2008-10-02 09:06:36 AM
I wonder how many of the farkers here read this article and was like, "hrm, I'd date her."
 
2008-10-02 09:07:26 AM
Soracloud: Its Manga not Comic Books, you farking n00bs.

manga = comic books.

christ. nerd.
 
2008-10-02 09:07:59 AM
Flash314: 36 years old, still collecting comic books, living home with mom and dad...odds on obesity?

Slimmer than one might expect if she's Japanese. Yeah, it's a stereotype, but I'm willing to take the chance.

/Hiromi Satake is my chunka-chunka-burning love
 
2008-10-02 09:08:23 AM
has anyone made a joke about her being a farker yet?
 
2008-10-02 09:10:42 AM
Room cleaning Trifecta in Play?
 
2008-10-02 09:13:42 AM
mrapier: has anyone made a joke about her being a farker yet?

No no your the first,
 
2008-10-02 09:14:01 AM
hikikomori are not that stable to begin with...
 
2008-10-02 09:14:32 AM
I reserve judgment until I know how hot she is.
 
2008-10-02 09:14:35 AM
Wait, no picture of her? How can we discuss a crime if we don't know if the perp is hittable or not?
 
2008-10-02 09:14:44 AM
keypusher: Flash314: You know who else wanted to kill their parents?

Hellen Keller?


Your thinking of Anne Frank, but same Shiatt.
 
2008-10-02 09:16:16 AM
miscreant: How did I know, before even clicking on the link, that this would be from Japan...

just one of those things you got a sixth sense about miscreant...
 
2008-10-02 09:17:00 AM
SpinStopper: Gotta be careful with people like that. They can become so immersed in their own world that it becomes their reality. And since this is a reality based on a number of fantasies, the reality can get a little confused.

Nonsense. At least 90% of Christians aren't murdering psychopaths, so it is blatant stereotyping to imply that comic nerds are any more dangerous.
 
2008-10-02 09:17:02 AM
bump: I marvel at things like this.

I DC what you did there.
 
2008-10-02 09:17:06 AM
Flash314: 36 years old, still collecting comic books, living home with mom and dad...odds on obesity?

Yes, but more imporantatly, how big are her tits?

/who said that?
 
2008-10-02 09:17:25 AM
mrapier: has anyone made a joke about her being a farker farket yet?

/pet peeve
 
2008-10-02 09:20:47 AM
FloydA: bump: I marvel at things like this.

I DC what you did there.


+1 for both of you AND the Dark Horse you rode in on
 
2008-10-02 09:21:49 AM
The Nerd is strong in here.

Note to the parents--if you already have one unemployed adult child living at home and you have to ask her to clear out her stuff so another can move back in? You're doing it wrong.
 
2008-10-02 09:23:29 AM
rbuzby: Is someone going to take umbrage because they aren't comic books, they are "graphic novels"?

There is a large difference between graphic novels and comic books you sanctimonious ass hat.
 
2008-10-02 09:23:32 AM
BlorfMaster: Soracloud: Its Manga not Comic Books, you farking n00bs.

manga = comic books.


Yeah, the same way Two Girls, One Cup = Cinema.
 
2008-10-02 09:23:56 AM
"Keiko, wake up! you've got to tidy your room now."
And then Mister Rowisu: "isn't it time that she was out on his own?
 
2008-10-02 09:24:14 AM
What? No hawt asian chic pics?
 
2008-10-02 09:24:28 AM
FloydA: bump: I marvel at things like this.

I DC what you did there.


The Image was pretty clear.
 
2008-10-02 09:25:10 AM
Wendy's Chili: Yeah, the same way Two Girls, One Cup = Cinema.


*snert*
 
2008-10-02 09:25:15 AM
"AND the Dark Horse you rode in on"

I'd like to ride a darkhorse... like, 23 times...
 
2008-10-02 09:26:20 AM
Drubell: mrapier: has anyone made a joke about her being a farker farket TFarkette yet?

/pet peeve


And yes the joke has been done.
 
2008-10-02 09:27:43 AM
Lucidz: rbuzby: Is someone going to take umbrage because they aren't comic books, they are "graphic novels"?

There is a large difference between graphic novels and comic books you sanctimonious ass hat.


Not so much anymore.

Monthly comics are now mostly written in 5-6 issue story arcs so to fit nicely into TPB format.
 
2008-10-02 09:28:26 AM
schief2: Six or seven headlines below this one:

Man kidnaps family because step daughter would not "adequately clean her bedroom"

So we've got the "messy room = crime" trifecta in play. That's a new one.


Glad my son didn't try that when I tried to get him to clean his room...

/now I'm trying to keep him from moving back in
//I love him, but he needs to be on his own
///in fact, I'm in his old room now (the new computer room)
////slashies ftw!!!
 
2008-10-02 09:28:38 AM
She's both a NEET & a Hikkikomori. That's a pretty impressive combo failure at life.

(Hikkikomori = people who refuse to leave their room. They're more or less complete society withdrawl-cases)
(NEET = "not employed, educating, or training")
 
2008-10-02 09:28:58 AM
www.progets.com
Approves, and wants her "Prison Pen Pal" address.
 
2008-10-02 09:29:37 AM
Stavr0: "Keiko, wake up! you've got to tidy your room now."
And then Mister Rowisu: "isn't it time that she was out on his own?


But is there a future for her in the fire escape trade?
 
2008-10-02 09:30:47 AM
It's not a doll! its an 'action figure!'
 
2008-10-02 09:35:43 AM
Lexx: She's both a NEET & a Hikkikomori. That's a pretty impressive combo failure at life.

(Hikkikomori = people who refuse to leave their room. They're more or less complete society withdrawl-cases)
(NEET = "not employed, educating, or training")


Are there large amounts of people employed, in education or training that never leave their rooms then?
 
2008-10-02 09:35:58 AM
I Said: Where do they even begin their search in such a way that they think they've found an actual hitman?

they ask themselves WWGD... What Would Google Do.

www.instanthitman.com

Number 1 hit for keywords professional hitma... so it must be true.
 
2008-10-02 09:36:24 AM
How is two of the same thing being called a Trifecta? I think this is ironic.

/i know, its neither.
 
2008-10-02 09:37:37 AM
Amateur. Over 16,000 comic books, Dad is dead, Mom has one leg. Call me sweetie.
 
2008-10-02 09:37:37 AM
Wow...and I thoguht I was a dork cuz I'm 43 and phone my mom pretty much daily.

I love my mommy
 
2008-10-02 09:39:15 AM
bighairyguy: Amateur. Over 16,000 comic books, Dad is dead, Mom has one leg. Call me sweetie.

Hey sweetie...
 
2008-10-02 09:41:31 AM
Maybe a bodyguard instead of a hitman?
img407.imageshack.us
 
2008-10-02 09:43:57 AM
Daffydil: bighairyguy: Amateur. Over 16,000 comic books, Dad is dead, Mom has one leg. Call me sweetie.

Hey sweetie...


How YOU doin'?
 
2008-10-02 09:46:19 AM
Daffydil: What? No hawt asian chic pics?

no such thing
 
2008-10-02 09:46:52 AM
Highschool acquaintance of mine who was an only child and prone to emotional outbursts against his parents was told at the age of 36 to 'get out' of the parent's house. He did. Got drunk and returned with a shotgun which he proceeded to empty into his parent's front door. Incarcalarity ensued.

Go Potlicker! ( His nickname which *may* have contributed to his mental issues? )
 
2008-10-02 09:47:15 AM
HunterNIU
no such thing

Werd
 
2008-10-02 09:49:35 AM
almejita: HunterNIU
no such thing

Werd


/i kid
//i kid
///???
 
2008-10-02 09:50:25 AM
Flash314: odds

How many fat Japanese people have you honestly seen, who weren't sumo wrestlers?
 
2008-10-02 09:51:19 AM
Fat_Bongo: Flash314: odds

How many fat Japanese people have you honestly seen, who weren't sumo wrestlers?


Google "fujoshi"
 
2008-10-02 09:58:12 AM
Nrrrd Grrrl - Mc Chris (new window)

Nerd Lussst - Schaeffer the Darklord (new window)

I think these guys have met her.
 
2008-10-02 10:01:16 AM
Kome: Chicks like comic books?

I'm a chick and I loves me the comic books!
 
2008-10-02 10:01:31 AM
ARNOLD.HART: How is

It's not a trifecta. Trifecta in play means you've got two and are waiting on 3rd.
 
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