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(NCBuy)   CIA controling your mind through secret anal probes   ( divider line
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5362 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Dec 2002 at 1:04 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-12-27 09:45:24 AM  
There's nothing there. I don't get it. But regardless, there's no such thing as a 'secret' anal probe unless you're dead.
2002-12-27 10:19:15 AM  
2002-12-27 11:41:13 AM  
I don't see nuthin!

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2002-12-27 01:08:21 PM  
Repoman wins.
2002-12-27 01:09:44 PM  
Beldo says TV signals send out energy waves that cause a body's anal area to clamp up tight as a drum.

They're only trying to help us goodbye depression.
2002-12-27 01:10:14 PM  
Is that why Richerd Gere makes all those movies that should be shown only in Vomitoriums?
2002-12-27 01:10:19 PM  
There is a way to stop this

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2002-12-27 01:10:22 PM  
"Damn, my anus hurts." 'no it doesn't'. "Wait, no it doesn't hurt after all."
2002-12-27 01:10:31 PM  
Only Christina A wouldn't be sure if there was something jammed up her ass or not. I am reasonably confident that I would be able to detect, at least, a minimally tingling sensation "down there."
2002-12-27 01:11:26 PM  
Good article on Sir Mix-A-Lot, couldn't find the story, though.
2002-12-27 01:13:31 PM  
maybe that explains all the exhaust I put out...
2002-12-27 01:13:56 PM  
WTF The CIA has apparently made made me unable to see the story ! The mind control is working, and also my arsehole is killing me !
2002-12-27 01:15:20 PM  
Identify the quote:

"We've been anally probing people for years, and the only thing we've learned is that 1 out of 10 doesn't mind so much..."
2002-12-27 01:15:46 PM  
Story is on "next day" log. You have to be psychic to find it.
2002-12-27 01:18:09 PM  
It only works on Americans whose heads are up their ass. Unfortunately, that's casting a pretty big net.
2002-12-27 01:18:39 PM  
You have to be psychic to find it --or be receiving radio messages from the CIA
2002-12-27 01:19:17 PM  
The most anal retentive people I know (including me) are the last people to be told what to do. And, my professional opinion is that: If you have conspiracies that include the CIA coming out of your TV, You might be a red-neck SCHIZOPHRENIC/Paronoid Type
2002-12-27 01:21:09 PM  
Considering that heretofore they have been controlling my anus with secret mind probes, I'd say this is a step in the right direction.

Or is it.....!!
2002-12-27 01:21:14 PM  
Make more Butt-Music, the world will be a better, if not warmer place.
2002-12-27 01:24:01 PM  
Malakey! Not an effective way!
2002-12-27 01:24:05 PM  
Bass555: Kids in the Hall
2002-12-27 01:24:30 PM  
I can see it now... "Honey, its not deviant. I'm really part of a secret anti-govenment mindcontrol resistance group. Bend over, I'll 'relax' it for you."
2002-12-27 01:31:51 PM  
Well done, Alterian
2002-12-27 01:32:10 PM  
Has cartman been told?
2002-12-27 01:33:55 PM  
so in conclusion, having frequent anal sex will ward off CIA mind control!
2002-12-27 01:33:56 PM  
::bows:: thankyou thankyou
2002-12-27 01:35:11 PM  
Nothing beats a good Kids In The Hall reference.
Back to my bong.
2002-12-27 01:39:46 PM  
Mods/Admins/whoever - linky needs fixed. Danke to Zoobtro for the correct one. Now I need to pull the CIA out of my butt.
"When monkeysCIA Agents fly out of my butt..."
2002-12-27 01:45:51 PM  
Is it bad that I "like" being mind-controlled by the CIA then???
2002-12-27 01:52:06 PM  
::coughs:: I had nothing to do with it...
2002-12-27 01:52:33 PM  
Rectum? Damn near killed him.
2002-12-27 01:58:12 PM  
yeah... in the butt. I get probed anally enough already, I don't need the CIA doing it too
2002-12-27 02:00:40 PM  
So constipation is a CIA plot? I knew it.

Sadly enough, there ARE elemnts of modern technology that DO cause constipation (dehydration and others) like radiation from monitors and coffee.
It is well know that coffee is a CIA plot.
2002-12-27 02:01:23 PM  

WAY more info than I was looking for.
2002-12-27 02:03:27 PM  
I'll show them. I'm putting on my aluminum foil underwear. They can't get to my sphincter now!
2002-12-27 02:06:33 PM  

A little more info please?
2002-12-27 02:06:37 PM  
FARKING FUNNY DUDE... I was like where the fark is it ... am I just blind thx for the tip off Fr._Peter_Fitznuggly
2002-12-27 02:07:21 PM  
I am just blind!! FArK it All To FArking Hell!!
2002-12-27 02:22:27 PM  
Some nature guy told me a long time ago that if you are ever camping for an extended period of time and become constipated, you should not force it out, but.....oh I can't go on, you get the idea.
2002-12-27 02:27:00 PM  
Did you hear about hte constipated mathemetician?

He worked it out with a pencil. Ooh! Aah!
2002-12-27 02:31:02 PM  
ass pennies , its all about the ass pennies!!!!!
$30.00 worth every day!
2002-12-27 02:37:12 PM  
I thought anal probing was the IRS's department.
2002-12-27 02:54:16 PM  
Sadly enough, there ARE elemnts of modern technology that DO cause constipation (dehydration and others) like radiation from monitors and coffee.
It is well know that coffee is a CIA plot.

Coffee has radiation? Anywyas, it has the opposite effect on me. As soon as I take a sip of coffee my bowels explode.
2002-12-27 02:56:18 PM  
Hmmm....Redneck Minnesotan? Makes me so proud to be one.
2002-12-27 02:59:26 PM  
We need to establish a separate federal agency. We'll call it the Department of Anal Probing. By doing so, we can centralize the various authorities so that our anal probes are consistent and thorough. Furthermore, it can develop a variety of visualization and computing technologies ideally suited to allow government decision makers to rapidly assimilate the growing and diverse amounts of data being collected from peoples' asses.
2002-12-27 03:00:50 PM  
yoga exercises can prevent the buttocks brainwashing
That's a great band name.

2002-12-27 03:01:38 PM  
damn I forgot to end the italics tag.
2002-12-27 03:18:10 PM  
It's so funny, i've been farking for several years now and I think almost exactly like other farkers do. I'll be reading through the comments and be like oh im gonna say this, and the very next thing i was gonna say is said.

I accidentally anal probed myself once cause i tried to sit on the toilet but i missed and fell on the plunger. Owie
2002-12-27 03:26:51 PM  

"Million to one shot, doc."
2002-12-27 03:45:24 PM  
"As soon as I take a sip of coffee my bowels explode."

This happens to me with beer. Very farking annoying in pubs.
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