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(Some Guy)   If your homecoming float is covered with tissue paper you may want to refrain from using lit sparklers during the parade   (bradfordera.com) divider line 29
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Cog
2008-09-27 09:56:33 PM  
Woohoo, my mom's hometown made the main page.

/subby
 
2008-09-27 10:50:47 PM  
Looks like a scene from the first Cheech and Chong movie.
 
2008-09-27 11:28:10 PM  
My senior class' homecoming float caught fire during the parade, too. Acting quickly, I got the entire home side of the stadium chanting:

"LET'S GET FIRED UP!" *clap*clap*clapclapclap*

/true story
//srsly
///Mt. Carmel High School, Class of 1991
 
2008-09-27 11:30:42 PM  
BKITU: My senior junior class'

FTFM

Lots of beer tonight. Hooray, beer!
 
2008-09-27 11:32:36 PM  
SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
 
2008-09-27 11:35:21 PM  
So that's the high school where they have the special ed classes...
 
2008-09-27 11:38:14 PM  
I would so do that just for the lolz.
 
2008-09-27 11:48:39 PM  
That's why we can't have nice things.
 
2008-09-27 11:50:19 PM  
Here comes the float now....
www.acmewebpages.com
 
2008-09-27 11:50:59 PM  
Well, my senior class float was hot, too - meaning we stole everything used to build the damn thing. Good times.
 
2008-09-27 11:56:55 PM  
The Float!
The Float!
The float is on FIRE!
 
2008-09-28 12:01:55 AM  
Cut the cake !!!!
 
2008-09-28 12:13:15 AM  
Wait, look in the upper right. Is the humidity REALLY 89.7679381? It feels more like 89.7679473 to me.
 
2008-09-28 12:13:27 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

/unimpressed
 
2008-09-28 12:15:56 AM  
www.ddgorgeous.com

"Be glad it didn't smell like gasoline."

/link is as hot as the float
 
2008-09-28 12:39:33 AM  
www.klov.com

I just came to hotlink some quasi-relevent picture too.
 
2008-09-28 01:57:46 AM  
Thosw: "Be glad it didn't smell like gasoline."

/link is as hot as the float


I came here for this, thanks for not disappointing me.
 
2008-09-28 02:04:01 AM  
Coffman said sparklers will not be used in next year's parade.

"We are, however, considering Roman Candles and M-80's to make things a bit more lively!"
 
2008-09-28 02:38:00 AM  
TheBitterest: I came here for this, thanks for not disappointing me.

Same, even though I have no idea what movie it was that I watched late at night a couple years ago.
 
2008-09-28 02:51:20 AM  
Bradford Area High School sophomore class float

Sounds about right. Not as dumb as freshmen, not as creative as seniors. Seniors would have blown the f*cker up.
 
2008-09-28 03:37:02 AM  
TheBitterest: I came here for this, thanks for not disappointing me.

Same, even though I have no idea what movie it was that I watched late at night a couple years ago.


DROP DEAD GORGEOUS FTW!
 
2008-09-28 06:21:59 AM  
life imitating art!

drop dead gorgeous is one of the funniest damn movies ever made.
 
2008-09-28 07:17:17 AM  
C-Hoser IV: TheBitterest: I came here for this, thanks for not disappointing me.

Same, even though I have no idea what movie it was that I watched late at night a couple years ago.


DROP DEAD GORGEOUS FTW!



What's really scary is I have family from northern MN, and a lot of people up there are just like the freaks represented in the movie.

"The tards pants are completely off..."
 
2008-09-28 08:19:40 AM  
Sparklers - the gay cousin of the firework....
 
2008-09-28 10:55:30 AM  
Pomping anyone?
 
2008-09-28 11:12:33 AM  
I came here for the Drop Dead Gorgeous references, i was not disappointed.

/AIRPORT HOJO!!!eleven
 
2008-09-28 01:15:01 PM  
Thosw: "Be glad it didn't smell like gasoline."

/link is as hot as the float


LOVE that movie. "I kinda misunderstood the assignment."
 
2008-09-28 03:48:24 PM  
Fourth of July? Where's the date on this article? Did subby just stumble across this, or is it just now being published?

And I was hoping for a picture of the thing on fire, not smoldering ashes and smoke :(

I give this whole article a C-
 
Cog
2008-09-28 05:58:59 PM  
Thusly Farked: Fourth of July? Where's the date on this article? Did subby just stumble across this, or is it just now being published?

And I was hoping for a picture of the thing on fire, not smoldering ashes and smoke :(

I give this whole article a C-


RTFA moran. No one else here has a problem with reading comprehension.
 
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