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2008-09-27 10:03:04 PM
CleverGuy81: I find that some of my best course instructors have been just such faculty. There's something about that real-world experience that seems to really contribute to the classroom.

I'm pretty sure that I'm not supposed to ask out women on the internet, right? Particularly women several states away?


Probably not. I mean, for all you know, I'm a raving lunatic. Actually I'm a video game playing furry who's into symphonic metal, so yeah, lunatic I guess.

Nels:
He'd better hit her and hit her often. Wouldn't want her getting too uppity.


Yeeaah. My ex-fiance tried that. All guys who want to date me now get a warning that if they lay a finger on me in anger, I will beat them with a hockey stick then castrate them with an electric knife. It wasn't fun the first time around and I'm not going to quietly deal with it again.
 
2008-09-27 10:03:11 PM
Walkenstein: Nels: Walkenstein:
are you from a Red state by any chance?

Figures that you would say that. Since you're incapable of independent thought and must regurgitate, without question, the words of people around you, everyone else must do that as well!

No. You fail. Go cry, emo.

Alternatively, you could join the ranks of the successful and try reading some independent, peer-reviewed studies as opposed to whatever the fark you're swallowing now.



wow, so where are you getting this false assertion from?

I have never been the type that you claim I am


I've always questioned things, and I am like nobody else that I know or have ever met.

I take into consideration each aspect and factor for everything I form an opinion on, and even then my thoughts and "beliefs" are in a constant flux because I try to stray away from absolutes that are specious in some way.


The thing I'm trying to understand is why you seem to agree with some of my statements by what you wrote earlier in the thread, yet attack me on something I would think you'd agree with.


I get it. You think you're special.

Well, snowflake, just because you think I'd agree with you doesn't mean that I will agree with you. Ever hear the phrase, "that's why we don't pay you to think?" Your shift manager probably said that to you when you burned the fries.
 
2008-09-27 10:03:14 PM
Nels: Le Grand Danois: I was the type of girl that chased the alpha-male type, until I got crushed a few times with bad breakups where they were especially cruel due to their inflated egos. These weren't even necessarily gorgeous Vin Diesel types, but big guys with an asshole attitude that I would find ever so appealing.

I would hardly think for that reason though, that any woman with a lot of dating experience would go after the alpha-males past the age of 25. It doesn't take much experience to realize that these men who seem like the center of the universe are just compensating for something, usually a severe lack of personality or intellect.

Then again, my hot celebrity crush is Jeff Goldblum to give you an idea of how attracted I am to the alpha-male types anymore. After a while, the chest beating apes just aren't as attractive or interesting as the curious and cute dwarf monkeys.

So, you dated dumbasses. That's not related to alpha-males. Just means you had poor taste in men.

Being alpha means you are dedicated to making yourself a better person. Physically, mentally, financially, socially. You will do everything to put yourself in the best position possible.


You just described ambition. It's not the same concept. There are plenty of alpha males living in trailer parks. And there are some that are CEO's. But what they're talking about is something you're born as (or not) and not something you are consciously chasing. If you're "conscious" of it you probably aren't one.
 
2008-09-27 10:03:18 PM
rostit: CleverGuy81: middle of western PA

Penn College huh?

Williamsport WOOT!!

/i luv Shorty's Tavern


IUP actually. Heh.

Je5tEr: CleverGuy81:
I'm pretty sure that I'm not supposed to ask out women on the internet, right? Particularly women several states away?

There's a line, the back is thataway.


Heh. Right. Forum full of beta males waiting their turn. Heck with that. Laters, all.
 
2008-09-27 10:03:38 PM
Robopuppy Mistreatment: As a submissive beta male, I wish everyone would just stop yelling.

As an extremely aggressive betta fish, I'd advise you to stick your delicious fingers in my castle for a second.

i181.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-27 10:04:14 PM
BigSnatch: So you basically forced your husband to change, and didn't like the results?

That's female logic for you. I lucked out; I finally found a nerdy girl who looks like a girl (a pretty hot one actually), but without the gigabytes of defective software usually found in female hardware.
 
2008-09-27 10:05:00 PM
techmom: Heh, I'm an electronics tech who gets to shoot down M.E. students all the farking time. Is my name going on that diploma? No? Then I guess you get to assemble your senior project!

;)


I still have a little bit of time before my senior project, and I won't be working at all for my last two years thanks to GI Bill and savings. I want to make something awesome... like make my Mustang walk on spider legs into the auditorium.
 
2008-09-27 10:05:46 PM
rostit: Ringshadow: it was a mistake, but eh

LOL, I dont have any room to talk. I think, if I could remember, pretty much all of my choices from 18-22? were horribly incorrect.

As you know, once your out and working, where you went to school doesn't really matter.

/I was just joshin' you anyway. At least you went to school.


Tis ok. For what it's worth, once I get the associate's, I'm dropping the bachelor's from my resume. Easier that way.

SemperLieSuckah:

So, what are frat parties like at DeVry? Something like this?


You fail at posting pictures, apparently.
And actually, DeVry doesn't have frats, at least the campus I was at. We were in student housing apartments throughout the Chicago area.
 
2008-09-27 10:06:13 PM
Ringshadow: CleverGuy81: I find that some of my best course instructors have been just such faculty. There's something about that real-world experience that seems to really contribute to the classroom.

I'm pretty sure that I'm not supposed to ask out women on the internet, right? Particularly women several states away?

Probably not. I mean, for all you know, I'm a raving lunatic. Actually I'm a video game playing furry who's into symphonic metal, so yeah, lunatic I guess.

Nels:
He'd better hit her and hit her often. Wouldn't want her getting too uppity.

Yeeaah. My ex-fiance tried that. All guys who want to date me now get a warning that if they lay a finger on me in anger, I will beat them with a hockey stick then castrate them with an electric knife. It wasn't fun the first time around and I'm not going to quietly deal with it again.


Which is why you date pussies now and play the tough girl. Get over it. Sometimes, you get your ass kicked. It's healthy. Get up, dust yourself off, and keep going. They could just as easily beat your ass again even if you "warn" them, and you'd still be curled up in a ball, crying and pissing yourself while they knocked in your ovaries with a steel-toed boot.

It's reality.
 
2008-09-27 10:07:01 PM
www.menarebetterthanwomen.com
www.menarebetterthanwomen.com
www.menarebetterthanwomen.com
www.menarebetterthanwomen.com
www.menarebetterthanwomen.com

-nuffsaid
 
2008-09-27 10:07:22 PM
In some things, there is joy. In this, there is not much.
 
2008-09-27 10:07:27 PM
Story of my life.
 
2008-09-27 10:09:08 PM
A Tout Le Monde: Nels: Le Grand Danois: I was the type of girl that chased the alpha-male type, until I got crushed a few times with bad breakups where they were especially cruel due to their inflated egos. These weren't even necessarily gorgeous Vin Diesel types, but big guys with an asshole attitude that I would find ever so appealing.

I would hardly think for that reason though, that any woman with a lot of dating experience would go after the alpha-males past the age of 25. It doesn't take much experience to realize that these men who seem like the center of the universe are just compensating for something, usually a severe lack of personality or intellect.

Then again, my hot celebrity crush is Jeff Goldblum to give you an idea of how attracted I am to the alpha-male types anymore. After a while, the chest beating apes just aren't as attractive or interesting as the curious and cute dwarf monkeys.

So, you dated dumbasses. That's not related to alpha-males. Just means you had poor taste in men.

Being alpha means you are dedicated to making yourself a better person. Physically, mentally, financially, socially. You will do everything to put yourself in the best position possible.

You just described ambition. It's not the same concept. There are plenty of alpha males living in trailer parks. And there are some that are CEO's. But what they're talking about is something you're born as (or not) and not something you are consciously chasing. If you're "conscious" of it you probably aren't one.


The "alpha male" of a pack is the leader. Maybe the alpha males in the trailer parks are the leaders of the park. There's strata among alphas even.

A true alpha male is an alpha among alphas. You can be that without having huge muscles. You don't have to be a raging douchebag. You can become an alpha. Most people are just too lazy because the rest of the world gets away with laziness.
 
2008-09-27 10:10:03 PM
Nels: Ringshadow: CleverGuy81: I find that some of my best course instructors have been just such faculty. There's something about that real-world experience that seems to really contribute to the classroom.

I'm pretty sure that I'm not supposed to ask out women on the internet, right? Particularly women several states away?

Probably not. I mean, for all you know, I'm a raving lunatic. Actually I'm a video game playing furry who's into symphonic metal, so yeah, lunatic I guess.

Nels:
He'd better hit her and hit her often. Wouldn't want her getting too uppity.

Yeeaah. My ex-fiance tried that. All guys who want to date me now get a warning that if they lay a finger on me in anger, I will beat them with a hockey stick then castrate them with an electric knife. It wasn't fun the first time around and I'm not going to quietly deal with it again.

Which is why you date pussies now and play the tough girl. Get over it. Sometimes, you get your ass kicked. It's healthy. Get up, dust yourself off, and keep going. They could just as easily beat your ass again even if you "warn" them, and you'd still be curled up in a ball, crying and pissing yourself while they knocked in your ovaries with a steel-toed boot.

It's reality.


God you are an idiot. Beating on your girlfriend/wife should get you seriously injured. I pretty much refuse to date a woman who can't take care of herself and handle a firearm.
 
2008-09-27 10:10:38 PM
SemperLieSuckah: I want to make something awesome... like make my Mustang walk on spider legs into the auditorium.

Just pace yourself, and start that project early. The technical staff here has all the time in the world for students who realize that they're not going to be able to assemble *jack* in 2 weeks. I imagine that it's very similar where you are.

Not sure how it is in the States, but in Canada the ME program is a pressure cooker, designed to weed out the ones who can't cut the mustard. The only one tougher is EE, but there are more jobs for MEs.

/pretty sure you can cut the mustard
//good luck!
 
2008-09-27 10:11:59 PM
Ringshadow: once I get the associate's, I'm dropping the bachelor's from my resume

wut?

If I recall, you get your associates first, then a bachelors. Unless you are in a different major. Then again, I do live in PA, so things are arse backwards here.

/dolls are creepy. They try to strangle you at night.
 
2008-09-27 10:12:17 PM
Studson: /shamelessly hotlinked

You know who takes testosterone "enhancement" pills? Insecure people. You know who isn't insecure? Alpha males.

PS: they're just another piece of scammery, like "breast enhancement" pills. Anything not FDA approved that makes a structure-function claim (ie: says that it "enhances" or "supports") and has an FDA disclaimer ("This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or illness.") is a scam.


Ringshadow: You fail at posting pictures, apparently.

I meant the thread, toots.
 
2008-09-27 10:12:46 PM
texastag: Hot chicks with douchebags

The thing about that site is...well, all the women on there kinda look like douchebags too. There's just not an female-equivalent term for them. If you wanna snare a girl-douchebag, study that site and make yourself look like a guy-douchebag. Everybody wins!
 
2008-09-27 10:13:28 PM
rostit:
/dolls are creepy. They try to strangle you at night.


You are talking to the wrong girl ;)
 
2008-09-27 10:14:07 PM
SemperLieSuckah: So, what are frat parties like at DeVry? Something like this?

Umm. I dont see that you did there.

Mustangs on spider legs would never work. Its a Ford, they arent arachnid compatible.
 
2008-09-27 10:14:21 PM
Je5tEr: Nels: Ringshadow: CleverGuy81: I find that some of my best course instructors have been just such faculty. There's something about that real-world experience that seems to really contribute to the classroom.

I'm pretty sure that I'm not supposed to ask out women on the internet, right? Particularly women several states away?

Probably not. I mean, for all you know, I'm a raving lunatic. Actually I'm a video game playing furry who's into symphonic metal, so yeah, lunatic I guess.

Nels:
He'd better hit her and hit her often. Wouldn't want her getting too uppity.

Yeeaah. My ex-fiance tried that. All guys who want to date me now get a warning that if they lay a finger on me in anger, I will beat them with a hockey stick then castrate them with an electric knife. It wasn't fun the first time around and I'm not going to quietly deal with it again.

Which is why you date pussies now and play the tough girl. Get over it. Sometimes, you get your ass kicked. It's healthy. Get up, dust yourself off, and keep going. They could just as easily beat your ass again even if you "warn" them, and you'd still be curled up in a ball, crying and pissing yourself while they knocked in your ovaries with a steel-toed boot.

It's reality.

God you are an idiot. Beating on your girlfriend/wife should get you seriously injured. I pretty much refuse to date a woman who can't take care of herself and handle a firearm.


It should only get you injured if she has the ability to injure you. There's nothing wrong with that.

Both sides can instigate violence, and women are more likely to do it than men because they can get away with it. It's just violence though. If you run around all pissy and scared of getting hit, you're a douche.

What I'm saying is: woman hits man, man hits woman. Doesn't matter.

P.S. You're a sycophant.
 
2008-09-27 10:17:42 PM
rostit: Mustangs on spider legs would never work. Its a Ford, they arent arachnid compatible.

You're right, my other idea was to enter into a joint senior project with a psychology major.

"Better Mousetrap vs. Better Mouse"
 
2008-09-27 10:18:19 PM
SemperLieSuckah: Nels: Walkenstein:
I find it truly telling that it's often times the Alpha male that is scared and intimidated by the potential of the female sexuality( which is many more times more powerful and complex than the male biologically speaking)

I also find that it's often times the Alpha male rather than the beta male that fears and/or is disgusted by and/or gets embarrassed by any talk, thought or sight of the menstrual cycle and all that it entails

Hah. Hahaha. Hahahaha.

Seriously? Actually, no. I want you to believe that. Go ahead.

You should drop out now. You ain't learn't jack.

I hadn't actually read any of that thing's postings until you quoted him. What a queermo. F*cking on the rag fazes me about as much as kissing with a cold. Get over yourself emo kid.




wow, you don't come off as an idiot with this remark at all



queermo?

emo?


baseless and inane on your part



realize why you're pathetic if you identify yourself as either Alpha OR Beta


realize that the main points throughout this thread are still more complex and nuanced than you seem to be able to comprehend



realize that even though I did not cite any sources for my claim on the alpha male fears regarding female sexual power and menses, it should be common knowledge by this point and has been a prominent reality throughout many cultures and it's alpha males.


sticking your dick in a bloody coont for sexual gratification can be easier for the alpha male for blatantly obvious reasons

one being the power of arousal, a second being chemical attraction during ovulation and menses cycle and a third being perceived dominance over the female during sex

all three can override any advert reaction to menses the man may have while in an unaroused state
 
2008-09-27 10:20:32 PM
rostit: Ringshadow: once I get the associate's, I'm dropping the bachelor's from my resume

wut?

If I recall, you get your associates first, then a bachelors. Unless you are in a different major. Then again, I do live in PA, so things are arse backwards here.


Ok, backing up a bit here. I got the DeVry degree in less than three years. There was no "associate" step of the program, I got the Bachelor's all at once. I'm now changing majors and picking up an associate's in Power Production, which is an industrial-focused degree and has no relation to the earlier bachelor's (except me not having to take a bunch of gen ed).

/dolls are creepy. They try to strangle you at night.

Eh, they're fine. Though I did doze off with Desh sitting on my chest once and woke up to find he'd shifted due to gravity, and he was basically holding me down (he poked if I moved).

/and I have a "Do not insult the dolls" rule
//dad insults them anyway
 
2008-09-27 10:20:39 PM
Walkenstein:
realize that the main points throughout this thread are still more complex and nuanced than you seem to be able to comprehend

realize that even though I did not cite any sources for my claim on the alpha male fears regarding female sexual power and menses, it should be common knowledge by this point and has been a prominent reality throughout many cultures and it's alpha males.

sticking your dick in a bloody coont for sexual gratification can be easier for the alpha male for blatantly obvious reasons

one being the power of arousal, a second being chemical attraction during ovulation and menses cycle and a third being perceived dominance over the female during sex

all three can override any advert reaction to menses the man may have while in an unaroused state


...god you're weird. Stop talking to me unless you punctuate and capitalize.
 
2008-09-27 10:22:23 PM
CygnusDarius

Story of my life

Perhaps it's the Oktoberfest talking, but as a non-bitter belpha male I would like to share what years of ferocious trial and error has taught me...

No matter what:

1. Put yourself out there
2. Learn your lessons
3. Always show respect
4. Always hold your head high
5. Have a source of self-worth that doesn't depend on the ups and downs of your personal life

and you WILL find success. If not, then have rich parents.

/godspeed, wienerlips
 
2008-09-27 10:22:25 PM
Nels: Je5tEr: Nels: Ringshadow: CleverGuy81: I find that some of my best course instructors have been just such faculty. There's something about that real-world experience that seems to really contribute to the classroom.

I'm pretty sure that I'm not supposed to ask out women on the internet, right? Particularly women several states away?

Probably not. I mean, for all you know, I'm a raving lunatic. Actually I'm a video game playing furry who's into symphonic metal, so yeah, lunatic I guess.

Nels:
He'd better hit her and hit her often. Wouldn't want her getting too uppity.

Yeeaah. My ex-fiance tried that. All guys who want to date me now get a warning that if they lay a finger on me in anger, I will beat them with a hockey stick then castrate them with an electric knife. It wasn't fun the first time around and I'm not going to quietly deal with it again.

Which is why you date pussies now and play the tough girl. Get over it. Sometimes, you get your ass kicked. It's healthy. Get up, dust yourself off, and keep going. They could just as easily beat your ass again even if you "warn" them, and you'd still be curled up in a ball, crying and pissing yourself while they knocked in your ovaries with a steel-toed boot.

It's reality.

God you are an idiot. Beating on your girlfriend/wife should get you seriously injured. I pretty much refuse to date a woman who can't take care of herself and handle a firearm.

It should only get you injured if she has the ability to injure you. There's nothing wrong with that.

Both sides can instigate violence, and women are more likely to do it than men because they can get away with it. It's just violence though. If you run around all pissy and scared of getting hit, you're a douche.

What I'm saying is: woman hits man, man hits woman. Doesn't matter.

P.S. You're a sycophant.


As I type this from my steel toed boots, it seems to me that you have missed the point. You are saying its quite acceptable to get the shiat kicked out of you if you are a wife/girlfriend. I contend that EVERYONE, regardless of age, sex, or size, should be taught to defend themselves. I have REPEATEDLY seen huge, overly muscled biker dudes beated by their wives/girlfriends. And I've seen the reverse. The point is, if you want to offer someone your hand in an unkind fashion you should be prepared to have your arm broken, and the person you are trying to strike should know how to do that (its not very difficult),

P.S. I also contend that you can EABOD.
 
2008-09-27 10:22:33 PM
since no one has linked it yet...

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2008-09-27 10:22:34 PM
SemperLieSuckah: joint senior project with a psychology major.

Can Psych Majors roll good joints?

IDK your major, but from what I gather its either ME or EE. If you are looking for something car related, design a new rotary engine, ie. a better Wenkel.
 
2008-09-27 10:24:06 PM
I've gotta say, I'm a bit disappointed. I know Fark is upwards of 75% straight male... But no one posted ANY pics of hot guys?

/ffs
 
2008-09-27 10:24:35 PM
Walkenstein: potential of the female sexuality( which is many more times more powerful and complex than the male biologically speaking)

LOL, which is why they spend 50% of their lives running away from sex (I see you as a friend! Why are you so nice to me!) and the other 50% trying to pretend there's no such thing as menopause and trying to relive their youth... Which they wasted in that first 50%.
 
2008-09-27 10:25:09 PM
Ringshadow: /and I have a "Do not insult the dolls" rule

Ah hah, Thats what I thought. Power Production should be very cool.

/the one doll keeps giving me the "stink eye". I am scared. if I offer up a small child, will it appease the dolls?
 
2008-09-27 10:25:23 PM
I just started dating a girl. She knows her place. I told her that if she ever slaps me because she's pissed, I'll farking gut her with a hunting knife. I even showed her the knife I'd do it with so she'd know I was serious.
 
2008-09-27 10:26:15 PM
rostit: IDK your major, but from what I gather its either ME or EE. If you are looking for something car related, design a new rotary engine, ie. a better Wenkel.

Actually I'm double-majoring in ME and biochem. ME classes are always impacted so I'm stuffing the cracks with biochem.

I don't really like engines. I'm really into biomedical applications (biomedical engineering curriculum is really crappy) and the concept of replacing the human workforce entirely with automation. I'm pretty sure it is based on a Marxist concept. The ultimate goal of society in the near term should be to free us from labor and scarcity... and colonize Mars.
 
2008-09-27 10:27:23 PM
To be honest, I didn't read the article! Give me an F if you like, but I've better things to do than read some rant about Alpha males! Like wipe my ass after a poo, and then post the toilt paper on a news site for everyone else to make sense of! Dang, I'm grumpy tonight! Someone give me another beer!
 
2008-09-27 10:28:07 PM
Nels: I just started dating a girl. She knows her place. I told her that if she ever slaps me because she's pissed, I'll farking gut her with a hunting knife. I even showed her the knife I'd do it with so she'd know I was serious.

... O.O

That's actually not alpha male. That's "mentally unbalanced". But hey, some girls are into that as well. As long as there's a tubgirl, there's someone for everyone.
 
2008-09-27 10:29:02 PM
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo

In my experience, very very few people on this earth really know themselves well enough to know what they really want. So anything anyone SAYS about their preferences should usually be ignored. Actions always speak louder.

THIS, a thousand times this.

I like to think I know myself well, but, if I lined up all the men I've dated/farked, they're all completely different in their own ways.

I will say all the douches I dated were mainly during my teenage years. Of course that's pretty much a given for the majority of young women because we don't know jackshiat about ourselves.

/lucked out with my guy
//he's an alpha but not in a knuckle dragging kind of way
/he's no more and no less an asshole than myself
//it works
 
2008-09-27 10:30:14 PM
Ravie: Walkenstein: Ravie: Walkenstein:

This word you use, "evolution." I don't think it means what you think it means.

I said evolve, not evolution

but in a sense, yes you can apply "evolution" to my point because the brain can adapt over time by furthering the level of knowledge amongst the masses rather than what we have now, which is a minority. The brain is somewhat of a muscle in so far as the more you use it and the more knowledge you obtain can and will make all functions of the brain work better.



If you look at America now, it's education scores and every other major reality concerning Americans on average, we basically have a somewhat de-evolution/dysgenics/ Brave New World situation on our hands


I have a feeling that alzheimers is more prominent in people that get mentally lazy or just forget to use their brain, but perhaps this is just an asshole thought on my part

You can't choose to evolve. There's no such thing as de-evolution. Retake bio class.

/P.S, Alzheimer's, I hope you get it.




de-evolution is a theory, and I never said there was heavy proof/evidence to substantiate its elements enough where it would be accepted as valid in a professional scientific forum. I also never said that we can choose to evolve, but rather I meant we can choose to always seek more knowledge and utilize more of our brains potential which in turn will aid us in our natural evolution. We can evolve in our thought processes and branch off into a more complex structure, inevitably encouraging our id to accomplish things beyond our comprehension up to this point--this can and will become a passed on trait regardless of what our next step in evolution leads us
 
2008-09-27 10:30:24 PM
Yep. God/ Evolution wired us up in very specific, mutually compatible ways. Its our own refusal to work with that that's gotten us into the shiat
 
2008-09-27 10:30:30 PM
Nels: I just started dating a girl. She knows her place. I told her that if she ever slaps me because she's pissed, I'll farking gut her with a hunting knife. I even showed her the knife I'd do it with so she'd know I was serious.

FAIL.

Psychopath.

I hope she stabs you in your sleep.

And what kind of guy can't take a slap? WTF?
 
2008-09-27 10:30:38 PM
rostit: Ringshadow: /and I have a "Do not insult the dolls" rule

Ah hah, Thats what I thought. Power Production should be very cool.

/the one doll keeps giving me the "stink eye". I am scared. if I offer up a small child, will it appease the dolls?


Power production will hopefully be cool. I've worked in it before, contracting and a bit of in-house and I enjoy it.

The only doll I have who looks like he'd resort to violence is Desh (black hair), he's not interested in small children. The fluffy redhead is Pax, even if he was possessed he'd be harmless.
 
2008-09-27 10:30:49 PM
Je5tEr: As I type this from my steel toed boots, it seems to me that you have missed the point. You are saying its quite acceptable to get the shiat kicked out of you if you are a wife/girlfriend. I contend that EVERYONE, regardless of age, sex, or size, should be taught to defend themselves. I have REPEATEDLY seen huge, overly muscled biker dudes beated by their wives/girlfriends. And I've seen the reverse. The point is, if you want to offer someone your hand in an unkind fashion you should be prepared to have your arm broken, and the person you are trying to strike should know how to do that (its not very difficult),

P.S. I also contend that you can EABOD.


Which is what I'm saying as well. She's retarded for playing the tough girl and saying she's going to castrate a guy even for petty violence. If he really wanted to do it, he could overpower her. If she can really overpower him, stop spraying vaginal blood everywhere and just do it when the time comes. Buy a gun. Date pussies.

Just making empty threats to start off a relationship is immature. Talking like that shows that she's the type who thinks she knows more about defending herself than she really does, so she'll probably end up crying, ovaries, steel-toed, etc.

Furthermore, I think it's important to get your ass kicked. I've had my ass handed to me before. I lived through it. It's not so bad, and it teaches you something unless you're REALLY dense.

P.P.S. I did your mom. Twice.
 
2008-09-27 10:30:51 PM
Nels:

Psst, it doesn't work over the internet.
 
2008-09-27 10:32:00 PM
SemperLieSuckah: Nels: I just started dating a girl. She knows her place. I told her that if she ever slaps me because she's pissed, I'll farking gut her with a hunting knife. I even showed her the knife I'd do it with so she'd know I was serious.

... O.O

That's actually not alpha male. That's "mentally unbalanced". But hey, some girls are into that as well. As long as there's a tubgirl, there's someone for everyone.


it's also him being a trog that clearly supports patriarch bullshiat
 
2008-09-27 10:32:43 PM
"Give me an F if you like, but I've better things to do than read some rant about Alpha males!"

bet your mom is.
 
2008-09-27 10:32:58 PM
Je5tEr: Nels: I just started dating a girl. She knows her place. I told her that if she ever slaps me because she's pissed, I'll farking gut her with a hunting knife. I even showed her the knife I'd do it with so she'd know I was serious.

FAIL.

Psychopath.

I hope she stabs you in your sleep.

And what kind of guy can't take a slap? WTF?


Ringshadow: Yeeaah. My ex-fiance tried that. All guys who want to date me now get a warning that if they lay a finger on me in anger, I will beat them with a hockey stick then castrate them with an electric knife. It wasn't fun the first time around and I'm not going to quietly deal with it again.

It are being satire. It's the same if a man or woman says it. It's psychotic and pathetic.
 
2008-09-27 10:35:41 PM
FTFA: Wet men aren't generally considered desirable or attractive;
www.gasolinealleyantiques.com
 
2008-09-27 10:36:02 PM
Nels: Je5tEr: Nels: I just started dating a girl. She knows her place. I told her that if she ever slaps me because she's pissed, I'll farking gut her with a hunting knife. I even showed her the knife I'd do it with so she'd know I was serious.

FAIL.

Psychopath.

I hope she stabs you in your sleep.

And what kind of guy can't take a slap? WTF?

Ringshadow: Yeeaah. My ex-fiance tried that. All guys who want to date me now get a warning that if they lay a finger on me in anger, I will beat them with a hockey stick then castrate them with an electric knife. It wasn't fun the first time around and I'm not going to quietly deal with it again.

It are being satire. It's the same if a man or woman says it. It's psychotic and pathetic.


This. I love how no one called Ringshadow out for saying, basically, the exact same thing that got Nels branded a psychopath.
 
2008-09-27 10:37:51 PM
And this article on the day Hud Bannon dies.
 
2008-09-27 10:38:15 PM
Atomic_Cockroach: Nels: Je5tEr: Nels: I just started dating a girl. She knows her place. I told her that if she ever slaps me because she's pissed, I'll farking gut her with a hunting knife. I even showed her the knife I'd do it with so she'd know I was serious.

FAIL.

Psychopath.

I hope she stabs you in your sleep.

And what kind of guy can't take a slap? WTF?

Ringshadow: Yeeaah. My ex-fiance tried that. All guys who want to date me now get a warning that if they lay a finger on me in anger, I will beat them with a hockey stick then castrate them with an electric knife. It wasn't fun the first time around and I'm not going to quietly deal with it again.

It are being satire. It's the same if a man or woman says it. It's psychotic and pathetic.

This. I love how no one called Ringshadow out for saying, basically, the exact same thing that got Nels branded a psychopath.


Don't you just farking HATE it when the troll is right? :)

Effective satire, ftw.
 
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