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(YouTube)   PSA: Before doing a burnout on the new motorcycle, make sure your hand is holding the front brake tightly   (youtube.com ) divider line 37
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2008-09-26 06:41:50 PM  
your a idiot!
 
2008-09-26 06:43:44 PM  
Laughing inside...

/what a maroon
 
2008-09-26 06:50:20 PM  
The FAIL is strong with this one.

This guy was lucky that Darwin was on a break.
 
2008-09-26 07:17:17 PM  
Judging by the commentary, I don't think it was his bike.
 
2008-09-26 07:23:32 PM  
Ohhh he is so screwed. Hahahahhaha
 
2008-09-26 07:25:15 PM  
Kid had no idea what he was doing in the first place.
 
2008-09-26 07:25:59 PM  
What an idiot. Glad he's alive, but what an idiot.
 
2008-09-26 07:43:23 PM  
Ahhh stupid people. What ever would I do for entertainment if people grew brains?
 
2008-09-26 08:02:17 PM  
So much FAIL. "There's no reverse on this." Revving the engine to the point where the limiter kicked in. And then the coup de grâce. Just wish there were better footage of the aftermath (both of the damage to the bike and car, and of the kid's dad kicking his ass).
 
2008-09-26 08:05:24 PM  
FTFV: "That did not happen, did it?"

Maybe you should check your recording, genius.
 
2008-09-26 08:36:50 PM  
Just another idiot on a rice burner.
 
2008-09-26 08:43:24 PM  

ABQGOD: FTFV: "That did not happen, did it?"

Maybe you should check your recording, genius.


I'm pretty sure he knows that it happened and wasn't actually asking the camera if it saw what he did.

You know, because the camera is inanimate.

/no really
 
2008-09-26 09:31:20 PM  
What kinda bike was that?
 
2008-09-26 09:42:51 PM  

Carl Sagan's Ghost: What kinda bike was that?


Looks like an early 90's Honda CBR 600 or 900?
 
2008-09-26 10:43:12 PM  

TheDaymoose: ABQGOD: FTFV: "That did not happen, did it?"

Maybe you should check your recording, genius.

I'm pretty sure he knows that it happened and wasn't actually asking the camera if it saw what he did.

You know, because the camera is inanimate.

/no really


I'm pretty sure I was making a joke at his distressed disbelief over what he just witnessed.

You know, because this is FARK.
 
2008-09-26 11:03:39 PM  
Forget the Brake, hold the farking camera tightly
 
2008-09-26 11:05:57 PM  
Are those the new Sidi boots?
 
2008-09-26 11:08:33 PM  
Damn. I have two kids who just might be this stupid when they get to that age.

Because kids that age *are stupid*.

I know, I was that stupid at that age.

/amazed I'm still alive.
//hides the motorcycle keys.
 
2008-09-26 11:31:41 PM  
How come people don't use the PSA tag?
 
2008-09-26 11:35:36 PM  
Too bad he didnt die before he hits the street with that and kills someone.
 
2008-09-27 12:39:44 AM  
That kid was like 14. You could see the rear suspension bouncing from having WAY too much preload for a rider that weight. Looked to be a Honda CBR 600 Castrol? No way the bike was his. Sad part is morans like that give everyone else a bad name.

Footnote: Yep, from TFV at about :30

Your dad's going to be pissed off at you!
 
2008-09-27 01:15:14 AM  
At least the cameraman had the decency to stop filming and check on his friend.
 
2008-09-27 01:45:15 AM  
And to think that "Your dad's going to be pissed" came before he even started the burnout.

He should pick that bike up, hop on it, and ride it as far away as he can.
 
2008-09-27 01:56:54 AM  
The dude has no experience at all in controlling the throttle or the friction point on the clutch. Reason #4 I don't leave my motorcycle keys accessible anymore.

/Krazy Azianz
 
2008-09-27 09:28:28 AM  

Mitch Mitchell: The dude has no experience at all in controlling the throttle or the friction point on the clutch. Reason #4 I don't leave my motorcycle keys accessible anymore.

/Krazy Azianz


What are the first three?
 
2008-09-27 10:05:24 AM  

RatOmeter: Damn. I have two kids who just might be this stupid when they get to that age.

Because kids that age *are stupid*.

I know, I was that stupid at that age.

/amazed I'm still alive.
//hides the motorcycle keys.


In the mid 80s my father used a motorcycle to save gas on his 30 mile one way commute. Just a plan honda 750cbr if I remember right. Had the windjammer & a trunk on the back.

He left the keys in it, sitting there in between the cars.

Whenever he wasn't home, I always tried to start it to rev the engine. I had no intention of driving it, and I was in my early teens.

I knew he did this, but I always forgot. He always turned off the fuel line when he parked it. One day, I finally remember about that and turn it on, fire the engine up and cram the throttle. THe thing roard so loud we I popped the keys off whiel it was at full throttle, then ran, the thing backfired a few times as it went from max rpm to 0 and we never touched it again.
 
2008-09-27 11:59:26 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: Judging by the commentary, I don't think it was his bike.


your dad is gonna be pissed off at you
SMASH
bike into car

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2008-09-27 12:00:34 PM  

moralpanic: What an idiot. Glad he's alive, but what an idiot.


why are you glad he is alive?
he is a danger to all humanity
would be MUCH MUCH better if he died
soon

what would be better?
EVERYTHING
 
2008-09-27 02:59:23 PM  
"Your dad's gonna be so pissed"


Oh the irony.
 
2008-09-27 03:56:30 PM  

supek: At least the cameraman had the decency to stop filming and check on his friend.


...and then promptly put the video on YouTube.
 
2008-09-27 05:51:27 PM  
Rule number the third of bike crash videos:
Thou shalt always post the part of the video where thou uses the camera to inspectith the damages!
 
2008-09-28 01:12:31 AM  
i guess it has been said but being tall enough to put feet on ground and allow wheel to spin a little more freely would help too.

and some even put the front wheel against something, imagine that. wait, he did put the front wheel against something.
 
2008-09-28 01:30:25 AM  

ABQGOD: FTFV: "That did not happen, did it?"

Maybe you should check your recording, genius.


if the last 9-10 seconds count are any indication of his recording ability, that might be asking too much.

/i didnt want to see the damage to the car and bike anyway
 
2008-09-28 06:55:25 PM  
So was dad pissed?
 
2008-09-30 05:08:12 AM  
Similar clip. This guy gets off his motorcycle and tries to do a burnout making a circle on the ground. Bike takes off, drags him into parked car. Link (new window)
 
2008-10-01 12:23:49 PM  
well at least my bike would kill the idiot that tried that
 
2008-10-01 02:21:37 PM  
You know, I don't know anything about how to ride a bike, but I'm pretty sure that just cramming down on the accelerator for 15 seconds from a cold start is a VERY bad thing to do. Maybe I'm wrong, and bikes are designed with this kind of asshattery in mind. Either way, how did both of those morans not see that coming?
 
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