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(Daily Express)   Cutest duck in the world survives killer seagull attack, now plans to go with AFLAC just in case it happens again   (express.co.uk) divider line 47
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2008-09-26 03:33:35 PM
"It was covered in cracks quacks so I thought it might not make it at all."
 
2008-09-26 03:48:08 PM
phlegmmo: "It was covered in cracks quacks so I thought it might not make it at all."

hahaha, so obvious but so good
 
2008-09-26 03:48:12 PM
HORROR FALL
 
2008-09-26 03:48:30 PM
Duck and cover?
 
2008-09-26 03:48:38 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2008-09-26 03:48:59 PM
I fell 30 feet and I was like, LOL, Quack!
images.dailyexpress.co.uk
 
2008-09-26 03:49:25 PM
Looks delicious
 
2008-09-26 03:49:31 PM
Jason McFarkster: phlegmmo: "It was covered in cracks quacks so I thought it might not make it at all."

hahaha, so obvious but so good


no it was just fowl....
 
2008-09-26 03:49:33 PM
AFLAC is garbage. You'd be waaaaaay better off putting the money in a savings account, or, considering the recent news, under your mattress.
 
2008-09-26 03:49:42 PM
Brown Sauce: HORROR FALL

img522.imageshack.us

horror?
 
2008-09-26 03:50:29 PM
He'll look like this when he grows up.
www.yp-connect.net

LOLquacks anyone?
 
2008-09-26 03:50:48 PM
The Black Spy:

I, for one, welcome our new duck overlord.
 
2008-09-26 03:51:10 PM
So if you get hurt and miss work, it won't hurt to miss work.

/and they give you cash
//which is just as good as money
 
2008-09-26 03:51:39 PM
Looks like ducky is going to reach critical mass soon.
 
2008-09-26 03:52:28 PM
i221.photobucket.com
Should of stuck one of these in Mr. Seagulls mouth
 
2008-09-26 03:58:06 PM
"Say the secret word and the duck will come down and give you 100 bucks. It's something you want every day"

Rufus T. Firefly
 
2008-09-26 03:58:50 PM
Approves

www.channel4.com
 
2008-09-26 03:59:24 PM
Glad I clicked the link. Turns out I was the 999,999,999th visitor!!!

I'm a winnar!

/lolquack.
 
2008-09-26 03:59:39 PM
FTFA: The bird could not hold on to the Indian Runner duck egg, which was damaged but still intact.

The author of this gem is smart but still stupid, or is should that be literate but still illiterate ?
 
2008-09-26 04:01:53 PM
capt.hollister: The author of this gem is smart but still stupid, or is should that be literate but still illiterate ?

....As is the author of this gem.

/Dumb is me
 
2008-09-26 04:08:00 PM
capt.hollister
FTFA: The bird could not hold on to the Indian Runner duck egg, which was damaged but still intact.

Intact and Damaged are not antonyms. Broken and Intact are. But as long as the egg is in one piece, it is intact. Surface cracks not withstanding.
 
2008-09-26 04:10:21 PM
images.dailyexpress.co.uk


It's dangerous to go alone! Take this
 
2008-09-26 04:13:11 PM
Link wins award for most pop-ups & pop behinds
 
2008-09-26 04:14:18 PM
AlwaysRightBoy: Should of stuck one of these in Mr. Seagulls mouth

Or...

www.wekenshop.com
 
2008-09-26 04:18:51 PM
capt.hollister: FTFA: The bird could not hold on to the Indian Runner duck egg, which was damaged but still intact.

The author of this gem is smart but still stupid, or is should that be literate but still illiterate ?


farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2008-09-26 04:23:37 PM
spyderqueen: Intact and Damaged are not antonyms. Broken and Intact are. But as long as the egg is in one piece, it is intact. Surface cracks not withstanding.

I thought intact meant "undamaged" or "unharmed", not just "unbroken". I have now learned something useful. Thank you, spyderqueen.

/English, my mother tongue it is not.
 
2008-09-26 04:27:04 PM
goethe_helen_hunt: He'll look like this when he grows up.


LOLquacks anyone?


you asked for it....

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2008-09-26 04:27:44 PM
TheGreyPiper:

Yes, I know. I will flagellate myself vigorously with a thesaurus, as soon as I can figure out how.
 
2008-09-26 04:30:06 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

farm4.static.flickr.com

farm4.static.flickr.com

/ok i'm done
//...for now
 
2008-09-26 04:30:50 PM
" DUCKLING BORN AFTER SURVIVING 30FT HORROR FALL"

Ducks get borned? FAIL

Just eat the damned thing.
 
2008-09-26 04:38:11 PM
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2008-09-26 04:42:31 PM
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2008-09-26 04:46:14 PM
Roguescout -- shouldn't that be "Suck my duck, I'm a dick"?
 
2008-09-26 04:47:22 PM
i141.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-26 04:49:09 PM
i34.tinypic.com

/i please to aim
 
2008-09-26 04:50:52 PM
Thanks! That quacks me up...
 
2008-09-26 05:00:56 PM
According the linguists, ducks are funny in pretty much every culture or language.

Quack.
 
2008-09-26 05:03:14 PM
i33.tinypic.com
 
2008-09-26 05:04:23 PM
roguescout /i please to aim

Can we get a Lucky Duck is Lucky

??
 
2008-09-26 05:18:51 PM
i33.tinypic.com
 
2008-09-26 05:19:25 PM
nomorelurking: Can we get a Lucky Duck

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2008-09-26 06:48:33 PM
Oh sure, he's cute now but wait until he get's older.
He'll join up with some gang and they'll cause all kind of trouble around town in their Zoot Suits listening to their Jazz music.
Hooligans!

www.abc.net.au
 
2008-09-26 09:54:25 PM
i8.photobucket.com

Approves also.
 
2008-09-26 10:52:00 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

Oops.
 
2008-09-27 06:01:30 AM
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2008-09-27 04:53:52 PM
aaawww
 
2008-09-27 07:20:39 PM
meh - I've seen cuter. Wings too pointy. Eat a sammich.
 
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