Man, I just left the submission page, after linking to The Sun. Article was better; headline, not so much. Oh well. Would have been great if she was a Page 3 girl. I guess living dangerously has its limits.

Hey Omar, I'd let your daughter DMITB on a huge pile of bacon. I'm usually not into pork or getting porked in the porkhole but for her, porky, I'd make a porkin' exception.

I kill you!

Father/daughter photo

keiran: Hey Omar, I'd let your daughter DMITB on a huge pile of bacon. I'm usually not into pork or getting porked in the porkhole but for her, porky, I'd make a porkin' exception.

... DMITB = Do me in the butt?

Dancers to the left of me
Muslims to the right
Here I am........

Defleshed: keiran: Hey Omar, I'd let your daughter DMITB on a huge pile of bacon. I'm usually not into pork or getting porked in the porkhole but for her, porky, I'd make a porkin' exception.

... DMITB = Do me in the butt?

No! Dance Madly In The Basement!

Her His family should be off limits. It'a personal matter. It has now relevency on her his ability to be vice-president a cleric.

Daddy's only job is to keep her off the pole.

And in that, he failed.

i had a daughter, but i eated her

I can hear the DJ now...ON STAGE 5....Yasmin Musapetalatahatha Patatalaon.

Theo Parke....That was farken awesome!Thanks for the belly laugh!

The newspaper gave out her real name, her stage name as well as the town where she lives.

Yet it notes she changed her name to hide her identity.

I sometimes wonder if some of these stories are made up (how could someone be so stupid as to reveal all the details re where they were if they were 'hiding'). If not, this paper just gave her whereabouts away to any nutjob that wants to hurt her.

If Jihad a normal Fatwa maybe she wouldnt be stripping?

But is she a pole smoker?

Philly_gp: If Jihad a normal Fatwa maybe she wouldnt be stripping?

*GROAN*

...but we shouldn't talk about the fact that Sarah Palin's daughter is pregnant, because...

Jamrock: ...but we shouldn't talk about the fact that Sarah Palin's daughter is pregnant, because...

It has no relevancy?

/-2 Toejamrock

Jamrock: ...but we shouldn't talk about the fact that Sarah Palin's daughter is pregnant, because...

she's a legal minor.

/Doing it wrong

Jamrock: ...but we shouldn't talk about the fact that Sarah Palin's daughter is pregnant, because...

Who said we shouldn't talk about it.

Gunny Highway: The 6th pillar of Islam?

Thread over in the boobies. Well played sir.

'If she has done these things she will be judged on Judgment Day. But God will forgive her anything except becoming a non-Muslim.'

There's your Islamic "get out of jail free" card. Eat, drink, and make merry cause God will forgive you on Judgment Day.

Wendy's Chili: Ld.Edward: Shame on you farkers. Not a single pic yet, and it's almost 9 am??

You guys are losing your touch...

There's a fairly epic boob thread on the showbiz tab.

I'd stay around in here but I suddenly have other priorities.

Hope the Buzzkill Mod Squad hasn't killed it yet.

[H]er father said ... 'She was brought up properly in the Muslim faith but she is free to make her own choices in life. But I am still shocked."

For a radical islamic cleric, that statement seems strangely tolerant.

/he's probably still a dick

drjekel_mrhyde: In the name of Allah I must kill this thread

/FARK

Yeah, that did it; thread dead!

Zamboni FTW. Thanks, brah.

One more for the fire...

Pics or it didn't happen.

Allah is Great!

Flash314: globalwarmingpraiser: Rob Anybody: If you want pictures in a story about poledancers, read The Sun.

Damn I would hit it like like 2 planes hitting a skyscraper.

/Can't believe I types that one
//appropriate though


ITYM

I'd plow my jumbo into her twin towers

FTA: "Speaking from Lebanon, where he has lived since being exiled from the UK three years ago, he added: 'She was brought up properly in the Muslim faith but she is free to make her own choices in life. But I am still shocked."

That's right, she is free to make her own choices, just like everyone else. So stop whining and making threats when people do not agree with you.

I came for the pics and i was not disappointed. KEEP IT UP. They never should have broke foobies off as a separate entity.

Wolfmanjames

Now that's just uncalled for.....

Rob Anybody: If you want pictures in a story about poledancers, read The Sun.

If she wants to plant her face in my lap well, ok. Otherwise, uhm, NO.

Chris Rock's litmus test for if you're a failure as a father is dead-on.

He failed to keep his daughter off the pole.

"Hey guys, this stripper just asked me if I want to go hang out and get stoned with her! Am I the luckiest guy in the world or what?? See you losers later!"

So, "you will pay a heavy price"... is this dude pimping his daughter???

/The time is now! Hit it!

farm machine: Dancers to the left of me
Muslims to the right
Here I am........

I laughed until it hurt, dont know why..but i did

Id carpet bomb it
Maybe even some shock and awe
Id go get in there and not pull out the troops

Apparently, she had a very good time!



/Anyone else see the resemblance..?

I heard this story about a singer who lived and France. She married a French guy. On day her brother shows up and tries to stab her to death because she shamed the family and Islam, because how she married and also because she sang songs..... Someone better hire good body guards for this pole-dancer girl. I'm sure the creeps will be trying to make major points with God on this one.