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(Some Guy)   The forgotten Axis weapon: Nazi Bears   ( cryptomundo.com) divider line
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14762 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Sep 2008 at 9:45 PM (9 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2008-09-25 09:48:38 PM  
Needs more bear cavalry and bear with guns framed pictures
 
2008-09-25 09:48:54 PM  
Cue the Nazi raccoon pic.
 
2008-09-25 09:49:26 PM  
Those dudes never smile.
 
2008-09-25 09:49:59 PM  
So Nazis were pedophiles?
 
2008-09-25 09:50:05 PM  
.
 
2008-09-25 09:50:59 PM  
 
2008-09-25 09:51:12 PM  
You know who else used bears as weapons...oh wait
 
2008-09-25 09:51:33 PM  
Sooo... all those screaming that GCC is going to kill all the polar bears... are really secret Nazi sympathizers!

This photo is proof!

/Godwin FTW!
 
2008-09-25 09:52:35 PM  
Cue the "Pedo Bear Disapproves/Approves" pics.

/Never know what you'll get here
 
2008-09-25 09:54:32 PM  
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2008-09-25 09:55:06 PM  
Gay hairy Nazis???
 
2008-09-25 09:55:47 PM  

Seraphym: Sooo... all those screaming that GCC is going to kill all the polar bears... are really secret Nazi sympathizers!

This photo is proof!

/Godwin FTW!


I'm pretty sure you can't Godwin this thread.
 
2008-09-25 09:55:50 PM  
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica
 
2008-09-25 09:56:04 PM  
Stomping here and there and everywhere.
 
2008-09-25 09:56:21 PM  
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Much like Nazis, Bears are mindless killing machines.
 
2008-09-25 09:56:41 PM  
Lost begins to make more sense.
 
2008-09-25 09:57:05 PM  
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2008-09-25 09:57:39 PM  
question, which bear is best?
 
2008-09-25 09:57:39 PM  
Bet they didn't have Gummiberry juice.

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2008-09-25 09:58:13 PM  
Bears.....beats.......battlestar galactica
 
2008-09-25 09:59:40 PM  
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2008-09-25 09:59:44 PM  
Bears scare the crap out of me.

/and USC is getting biatchslapped by Oregon State right now.
 
2008-09-25 10:00:44 PM  
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2008-09-25 10:00:48 PM  
Did a GIS for "red alert 3 bears". All I got was the bear cavalry.

/bears > dogs
 
2008-09-25 10:01:52 PM  
Sieg Heil
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2008-09-25 10:02:17 PM  
And the most dangerous of all...

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...the mercenary bear. (Just there for the paycheck.)
 
2008-09-25 10:03:48 PM  

horonto: Sieg Heil


Forget the Nazi salute - I'm more worried about that bear's horrendous case of camel toe!
 
2008-09-25 10:05:27 PM  
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/for those highly worried folk
 
2008-09-25 10:06:21 PM  
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I knew this pic would come in handy!!
 
2008-09-25 10:11:27 PM  
Nazi Bears Can't Believe it's Not Butter!
 
2008-09-25 10:11:34 PM  
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2008-09-25 10:14:23 PM  
I would not buy furniture from a store called Unpainted Huffhines.
 
2008-09-25 10:14:48 PM  
insert bear holding a shark picture here.
 
2008-09-25 10:14:52 PM  
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2008-09-25 10:27:53 PM  
This thread is pretty superb
 
2008-09-25 10:35:20 PM  
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"THIS... IS MY MECCA!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
 
2008-09-25 10:36:49 PM  
While we're at it, how about the forgotten Allied Weapon: Mine Dogs (pops).
 
2008-09-25 10:37:06 PM  
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2008-09-25 10:37:18 PM  
This thread is awesome.
 
2008-09-25 10:39:12 PM  
We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore bears!

/Heard it at the mustache parade
/couldn't find a picture :o(
 
2008-09-25 10:42:24 PM  
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What about Nazi cats?
 
2008-09-25 10:46:00 PM  
I also post on Fark, Loren.
Try deleting me now ;)
 
2008-09-25 10:46:21 PM  
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And an artist's rendition:

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2008-09-25 10:52:17 PM  
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2008-09-25 10:53:07 PM  
Godwinned by subby?

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2008-09-25 10:56:33 PM  
I thought bears were Soviet-Exclusive.

Oh, and...

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2008-09-25 11:00:27 PM  
I can haz Nazi porn thread?
 
2008-09-25 11:04:03 PM  

420666: I can haz Nazi porn thread?


Before this gets out of hand....

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2008-09-25 11:04:39 PM  
BEARS REPEATING!!!

/HALT!
//HAMMERZEIT!!?
 
2008-09-25 11:06:18 PM  
Curse you, Molotov!!

/Shakes tiny bearclaw...or maybe Krispy Kreme chocolate topped-creme filled donut...YUMMM
//Either way...beatcha to the other! :D
 
2008-09-25 11:09:19 PM  

Juniper Jupiter: Curse you, Molotov!!

/Shakes tiny bearclaw...or maybe Krispy Kreme chocolate topped-creme filled donut...YUMMM
//Either way...beatcha to the other! :D


I'll take the bearclaw. Maybe it will protect me when the zombies attack.

/they're allied with the bear cavalry
 
2008-09-25 11:09:36 PM  
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2008-09-25 11:17:44 PM  
Confoundit, that's just beautiful. This whole thread is beautiful!
 
2008-09-25 11:17:59 PM  
This thread makes me so happy.
 
2008-09-25 11:18:19 PM  
So that's why they benched grossman this season. I knew there was no way they thought orton was better.
 
2008-09-25 11:23:49 PM  
Anybody have the old-timey-looking photoshop fo big nazi robots (no, not the cool CGI animation, just a black-and-white shot of nazi robots standing in a line.)
 
2008-09-25 11:25:51 PM  
TheMatchHare: While we're at it, how about the forgotten Allied Weapon: Mine Dogs (pops).

I really like this sentence from the link:

"Eventually the Germans began using tank-mounted flame-throwers to ward off the dogs."
 
2008-09-25 11:33:00 PM  

Hack Patooey: Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica


What's going on? Wait...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! MICHAEL!
 
2008-09-25 11:36:24 PM  
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2008-09-25 11:38:52 PM  
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2008-09-25 11:41:26 PM  
To hell with your bears and sharks.

Give me the Russian Anti-Tank Dogs!

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Seriously, they used them in WW2.
They trained them to run under a tank with an explosive charge on their backs.

The big problem was that they were trained using Soviet tanks so in battle they would run under Soviet tanks just like they were taught. Whoops.
 
2008-09-25 11:44:37 PM  
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2008-09-25 11:51:21 PM  
First thing I thought of:

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2008-09-25 11:51:45 PM  
It's Barely possible.
/Curly
 
2008-09-25 11:53:46 PM  
The Polish II Corps had a bear named Wojtek. He was present at the battle of Monte Cassino.

/ikidyounot
 
2008-09-25 11:54:25 PM  
So nazis started the whole furry thing?
This does not surprise me.
 
2008-09-25 11:58:02 PM  
I'll see your anti-tank dogs and raise you bat bombs. (new window)
 
2008-09-26 12:20:42 AM  
I knew this thread would be awesome
 
2008-09-26 12:34:03 AM  
spiderbarks

The Polish II Corps had a bear named Wojtek. He was present at the battle of Monte Cassino.

Hahaha, oh man. I had to go read up on him, and was not disappointed. It is both utterly hilarious and undeniably badass for an army to have a bear on its official soldier list.

/bears doing people things ftw
 
2008-09-26 12:35:57 AM  
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2008-09-26 12:36:04 AM  
 
2008-09-26 12:39:05 AM  
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oblig.
 
2008-09-26 12:39:38 AM  
He ain't afraid of no bears.
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okay, maybe the last 15 minutes
 
2008-09-26 01:01:58 AM  
This is my fist introduction into the wonderful world of bear/pernguin/skeleton/segway cavalry and I must say I am smitten.
 
2008-09-26 01:07:53 AM  
I'm pretty sure I know what was going on:

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2008-09-26 01:21:40 AM  
DILLIGAF?

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2008-09-26 01:45:20 AM  
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2008-09-26 03:50:01 AM  
[image from polarbearnews.com too old to be available]

/hotlink
 
2008-09-26 07:05:51 AM  

Vohnkar: You know who else used bears as weapons...oh wait


The polish army? (new window)
 
2008-09-26 08:51:50 AM  
o, and cant forget-

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2008-09-26 09:48:23 AM  
Bears have Boobies!
 
2008-09-26 10:16:00 AM  
In the office, we actually have a teddy bear dressed as a doctor that we thought kinda looked like a nazi, so we put put a bowl on his head as a helmet and called him "Nazi Bear." Who knew we were mimicking real life?
 
2008-09-26 11:38:44 AM  
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2008-09-26 12:55:09 PM  
The Bears sucks no matter what side they are on.

Go Packers!
 
2008-09-26 02:23:48 PM  

BuckTurgidson: Anybody have the old-timey-looking photoshop fo big nazi robots


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/hot, like guys in bear suits.
 
2008-09-26 03:40:43 PM  
This is like a Meet the Feebles moment...
 
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