meh... just another Thursday night

Giggity

UberDave: Man, this is the "useless without pics" thread of the year...



It's like a sans-heat hawt librarian look.

The name Becky Jo is not leading my fapping hand to tingle. I am smelling a fat, stupid, hillbilly.

dletter: The mom could have looked much worse.

She certainly looks better in the "naughty librarian" pic than the mugshot.

So - you can see the pic but don't post it?

If I were a mod, I'd banninate you.

dletter: The mom could have looked much worse.

She certainly looks better in the "naughty librarian" pic than the mugshot.

I'd tap that, she definitely pulls off that look, now to see if she'll pull off other things.

/Tom, bass, ride cymbal

Barakku: UberDave: Man, this is the "useless without pics" thread of the year...



It's like a sans-heat hawt librarian look.

THANK you. Wow - so that's hot, now. I think I get it, but frankly, she's ridiculous rather than sexy.

Barakku: UberDave: Man, this is the "useless without pics" thread of the year...



It's like a sans-heat hawt librarian look.

That is much better than I expected. My fapping hand lied to me.

"Police say Tatum had oral sex with the girl at one of the parties."

Oh good they cleared up that the guns where not involved in the sex act...
/Gun = playtoy in TX

Typo spotted!

Because of previous drug and prostitution convictions, she's not allowd to have a weapon.

Why would a human being risk years in jail for the stimulation of a few nerve bundles in their genitalia? A few minutes of stimulation followed by a few seconds of intense pleasure and cascading endorphins. I just don't understand this animalistic behavior.

What a waste! There is no way she should be wasting that on girls when teenage boys would pay for the attention... and from her criminal record, some might have.

Samsaran: Why would a human being risk years in jail for the stimulation of a few nerve bundles in their genitalia? A few minutes of stimulation followed by a few seconds of intense pleasure and cascading endorphins. I just don't understand this animalistic behavior.



You've obviously never had sex with a teenage girl! (I was a teen too, so no I'm not a pedo)

Samsaran: Why would a human being risk years in jail for the stimulation of a few nerve bundles in their genitalia? A few minutes of stimulation followed by a few seconds of intense pleasure and cascading endorphins. I just don't understand this animalistic behavior.

I'd like to think most of us don't - but the answer to your question is in the article. I'll whisper it.

cocaine

Impairs judgment - major reason it's illegal.

Atypical Person Reading Fark: Samsaran: Why would a human being risk years in jail for the stimulation of a few nerve bundles in their genitalia? A few minutes of stimulation followed by a few seconds of intense pleasure and cascading endorphins. I just don't understand this animalistic behavior.

I'd like to think most of us don't - but the answer to your question is in the article. I'll whisper it.

cocaine

Impairs judgment - major reason it's illegal.


By cocaine....do you mean nose Jesus that my priest hooks me up with!

Threads like this make me feel so fappy....umm, I mean happy.

/yeah that's the ticket
//fap

I know that it's Ohio and all, but a tagline of "Best Buckeye Coverage" sounds like a tagline for an underwear company, not a news station.

/Wonders if Becky Jo likes in the buckeye.

impaler: Somacandra: No, she certainly doesn't (new window). But give a few drinks and the right music and hey...it might happen. Keep the glasses on.

Hair up or hair down?

/there's light seeping in from under the door.

hahaha arrested development reference FTW

Pocket Ninja: I promise you, subby, that this woman does not look like you want her to look like.

But go ahead and dream.

More like a nightmare.



Becky Jo Tatum

I have serious problems with the weapons charge. They found a shotgun in her home. That is a bogus, trumped up charge. Unless she was brandishing it it has nothing to do with the case. That is a case where they wanted to get her on more than they should for statistical nincompoopery.

I don't know how old the teen aged daughter's friend is, but 18 is a teen and if that is the case then more power to the mom.

I don't do blow, but it might go well with this situation.

/giggity

zetawill: You've obviously never had sex with a teenage girl! (I was a teen too, so no I'm not a pedo)

No, I understand that orgasm is the huge payoff that evolution gives us for engaging in reproduction, which in and of itself is has no inherent benefit for the individual. Sex feels good. Yes, I know. However, the degree of risk that people take to achieve this momentary pleasure is what puzzles me.

Most people, although capable of self awareness, are only barely self aware, they are mindless little primates scurrying through their pointless lives living for the pleasures of the belly and the genitals. Humans have the ability to rise above this, and to become sublime.

Samsaran: zetawill: You've obviously never had sex with a teenage girl! (I was a teen too, so no I'm not a pedo)

No, I understand that orgasm is the huge payoff that evolution gives us for engaging in reproduction, which in and of itself is has no inherent benefit for the individual. Sex feels good. Yes, I know. However, the degree of risk that people take to achieve this momentary pleasure is what puzzles me.

Most people, although capable of self awareness, are only barely self aware, they are mindless little primates scurrying through their pointless lives living for the pleasures of the belly and the genitals. Humans have the ability to rise above this, and to become sublime.

"blah blah blah, i'm so intellectual, blah blah blah, i've risen above my animalistic flabbidybloo..."

we get it, chief. you're a rung above us on the evolutionary ladder.

Ok, I just read the article more closely. I still mean what I said first. It could be her daughter's shotgun.

The the daughter's friend was under age. Bad mommy.

I am also still meaning the third statement too.

Samsaran: zetawill: You've obviously never had sex with a teenage girl! (I was a teen too, so no I'm not a pedo)

No, I understand that orgasm is the huge payoff that evolution gives us for engaging in reproduction, which in and of itself is has no inherent benefit for the individual. Sex feels good. Yes, I know. However, the degree of risk that people take to achieve this momentary pleasure is what puzzles me.

Most people, although capable of self awareness, are only barely self aware, they are mindless little primates scurrying through their pointless lives living for the pleasures of the belly and the genitals. Humans have the ability to rise above this, and to become sublime.

I hear Battlestar is back on the air.....you better go watch...to much serious time at the computer to catch sarcasm!

Pocket Ninja: I promise you, subby, that this woman does not look like you want her to look like.

But go ahead and dream.


With a name like Becky Jo, I picture a fat, grease ball piece of white trash.

Worse use of 'Cool' tag ever.

Subby
-1

CleverGuy81: we get it, chief. you're a rung above us on the evolutionary ladder.

Personal troll aside, do you disagree with the statement?

Samsaran: zetawill: You've obviously never had sex with a teenage girl! (I was a teen too, so no I'm not a pedo)

No, I understand that orgasm is the huge payoff that evolution gives us for engaging in reproduction, which in and of itself is has no inherent benefit for the individual. Sex feels good. Yes, I know. However, the degree of risk that people take to achieve this momentary pleasure is what puzzles me.

Most people, although capable of self awareness, are only barely self aware, they are mindless little primates scurrying through their pointless lives living for the pleasures of the belly and the genitals. Humans have the ability to rise above this, and to become sublime.

You sound like a Scientologist. How many Thetans do you have left?

She's six-feet tall

/fap

CleverGuy81: Samsaran: zetawill: You've obviously never had sex with a teenage girl! (I was a teen too, so no I'm not a pedo)

No, I understand that orgasm is the huge payoff that evolution gives us for engaging in reproduction, which in and of itself is has no inherent benefit for the individual. Sex feels good. Yes, I know. However, the degree of risk that people take to achieve this momentary pleasure is what puzzles me.

Most people, although capable of self awareness, are only barely self aware, they are mindless little primates scurrying through their pointless lives living for the pleasures of the belly and the genitals. Humans have the ability to rise above this, and to become sublime.

"blah blah blah, i'm so intellectual, blah blah blah, i've risen above my animalistic flabbidybloo..."

we get it, chief. you're a rung above us on the evolutionary ladder.

Whoa there, Turbo, don't give him too much credit...he's still posting on Fark.

/half a rung, maybe.

Samsaran: Why would a human being risk years in jail for the stimulation of a few nerve bundles in their genitalia? A few minutes of stimulation followed by a few seconds of intense pleasure and cascading endorphins. I just don't understand this animalistic behavior.

You're forgetting the years of fapping meterial.

Clarky: You sound like a Scientologist. How many Thetans do you have left?

There is more to existence than a full belly and an orgasm. You can live your life like a rat in a cage or you can rise above your base instincts and become something greater. However, only a relative few can comprehend that there is anything more than be belly and the phallus and of those who have seen this, fewer still can achieve this.

One does not have to be a Scientologist to understand that man can continue evolving beyond mere the mere animal. We have evolved self awareness, and the ability to create and to understand the true nature of things. This is our defining characteristic.

"Pleasure is not happiness". Mohamed Ali

Learn this lesson young and you will be much happier.

Lesbians are not hot. In the middle to early 90s, it became a part of popular culture [read: television situation comedies] for lesbians to be considered "hot".

Lesbians have always been an object of fascination for society, but only as an oddity, an abberation, *a damn waste of vagina*.

Homosexuality is a learned behaviour, and the masturbatory fantasies of this latest generation is no different.

Samsaran: CleverGuy81: we get it, chief. you're a rung above us on the evolutionary ladder.

Personal troll aside, do you disagree with the statement?

Haha, well I would agree with this statement:

Most people, although capable of self awareness, are only barely self aware, they are mindless little primates scurrying through their pointless lives living for the pleasures of the belly and the genitals. Humans have the ability to rise above this, and to become sublime.

I just don't understand what sublime is, I suppose. So, you're one of the few sublime ones around?

Samsaran: zetawill: You've obviously never had sex with a teenage girl! (I was a teen too, so no I'm not a pedo)

No, I understand that orgasm is the huge payoff that evolution gives us for engaging in reproduction, which in and of itself is has no inherent benefit for the individual. Sex feels good. Yes, I know. However, the degree of risk that people take to achieve this momentary pleasure is what puzzles me.

Have you really had so little life experience that you can't imagine that two people can have a very different need and attraction for the same thing? We're all wired differently. If the urge is strong enough, logic goes out the window. If I were to put you in a room without food for a week, your ability to make rational choices would pretty much disappear. For some people, the urge to have sex is comparable to that.

Most people, although capable of self awareness, are only barely self aware, they are mindless little primates scurrying through their pointless lives living for the pleasures of the belly and the genitals. Humans have the ability to rise above this, and to become sublime.

It's pretty clear that you haven't quite reached that sublime level yet, given your obvious sense of superiority and lack of compassion. But keep trying, maybe you'll get there one day...

it was her best effort to look like Sarah Palin (who should accept Hugh Hefner's Playboy offer)