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(Sports by Brooks)   Nude "Women of Curling" calendar sure to get your stones sliding(Not safe for work-ish)   ( sportsbybrooks.com) divider line
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8818 clicks; posted to Sports » on 25 Sep 2008 at 4:06 PM (9 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2008-09-25 01:33:55 PM  
Useless without the curling Johnsons.

i.a.cnn.net
 
2008-09-25 01:44:23 PM  

lunchinlewis: curling Johnsons


*giggle*
 
2008-09-25 02:26:44 PM  

lunchinlewis: Useless without the curling Johnsons.


Indeed. The US team is full of hotties. Not sure about those Canadians.

Why is everyone so down on curling? If you've tried it, you realize it's really, really difficult and fun.
 
2008-09-25 03:33:47 PM  
pfelon: Why is everyone so down on curling? If you've tried it, you realize it's really, really difficult and fun.

QFT.

/ had my first game of the season last night
 
2008-09-25 03:40:07 PM  

pfelon: Why is everyone so down on curling? If you've tried it, you realize it's really, really difficult and fun.


I play bar shuffleboard. Does that count?
 
2008-09-25 04:22:16 PM  
Anyone play Monkey Curling in Time Splitters: Future Perfect? Now that is fun!
 
2008-09-25 04:27:12 PM  
Hurry!!!! Hurry!!!! Hurry Hard!!!!!
 
2008-09-25 04:31:15 PM  
There is no "nude".

/America: any skin other than the face = nude
 
2008-09-25 04:32:51 PM  

jicon: Hurry!!!! Hurry!!!! Hurry Hard!!!!!


HARD!!!! HARDER!!!! HARDER!!!!

*spoot*

OFF!!!! OFF!!!! OFF!!!! off!! off... *zzzzz*
 
2008-09-25 04:50:13 PM  
Curling's been my favorite winter sport since I came across it in northwest Ohio as a little kid. I went to a lot of BGSU hockey games and they have a curling sheet in the facility.

I'm curious to know which competitors are in the calendar, outside of the two Canadians mentioned in the story. I'm a big fan of Jessica Schultz, myself.

www.usacurl.org
 
2008-09-25 04:59:05 PM  
Hehe. My favorite part about curling is yelling HAARD!

Otherwise, it's a lot of fun even if you're no good
 
2008-09-25 05:04:56 PM  

bacccc: There is no "nude".

/America: any skin other than the face = nude


Thank you! This is one of my biggest pet peeves. I'm sick of hearing all this stuff about celebs being on the cover of some magazine "nude." You know they're going to be showing skin, but not the goods.

/American
 
2008-09-25 05:44:28 PM  
Not nude. Booo.
 
2008-09-25 05:48:06 PM  
It could be a list of hot chicks with money who want to bang hokie95 for $10,000,000 per stroke and I wouldn't click a farking sbb link.

That is all.

\easy way to earn $15,000,000.
 
2008-09-25 05:58:30 PM  
bishymishy.com
 
2008-09-25 06:21:48 PM  

hokie95: It could be a list of hot chicks with money who want to bang hokie95 for $10,000,000 per stroke and I wouldn't click a farking sbb link.

That is all.

\easy way to earn $15,000,000.


You, sir, just gave me my first laugh of the day.
 
2008-09-25 06:32:15 PM  

bubbaprog: I'm curious to know which competitors are in the calendar, outside of the two Canadians mentioned in the story. I'm a big fan of Jessica Schultz, myself.


From another article about the subject:

Also posing for the calendar are Denmark's Camilla Jensen, the Toth sisters, Claudia and Karina, of Austria, Giorgia Apollonio and Sonia Dibona of Itala, Germany's Anna Hartelt and Daniela Jentsch, Fabienne Fuerbringer of Switzerland, Kasia Selwant of Poland, Kim Brewster of Scotland and former world junior champ Linn Githmark of Norway.
 
2008-09-25 06:41:34 PM  
Curling is chess on ice. Chess should be in the OlympicsTM.
 
2008-09-25 06:45:01 PM  
I just GIS some of the curlers. I can definitely see some "hit and roll" potential.

OyleSylck: Kasia Selwant of Poland

GIS'ing Kasia Selwand (alternate spelling) reveals this:
NSFW! Massive side boob
 
2008-09-25 06:48:08 PM  
I may buy this.
 
2008-09-25 07:07:50 PM  
Not too shabby, Jennifer Jones:

www.lawyersweekly.ca
 
2008-09-25 08:16:55 PM  
Curling??? Hell, I just thought those chicks were cleaning up the ice cuz the zamboni was out of order.
 
2008-09-25 09:24:58 PM  
Ice marbles. Fun.
 
2008-09-26 12:57:10 AM  
Any idea who is on the cover? That is one nice dumper!
 
2008-09-26 01:15:16 AM  
hehe, just answered my own question

Austrian skip Claudia Toth
pub.tv2.no
 
2008-09-26 06:08:55 AM  
Curling? Are you FARKING kidding me?
 
2008-09-26 09:04:52 AM  

fmanning: hehe, just answered my own question

Austrian skip Claudia Toth


enjoy your ban.
 
2008-09-26 10:47:09 AM  
Jones made a draw to bite the button to score two in the second end, then made the shot of the championship in the third, a triple-takeout to force Kleibrink to blank. Kleibrink was looking good for at least two, but her first shot of the end, an attempted straight-back raise to sit three, failed to curl enough and set up a tasty angle for Jones.
 
2008-09-26 11:18:21 AM  

CastorPimp: fmanning: hehe, just answered my own question

Austrian skip Claudia Toth

enjoy your ban.


That's an elbow, son.
 
2008-09-26 01:23:24 PM  
Don't google Rhona Martin. Trust me on this one.

/Knows you will.
 
2008-09-26 01:51:24 PM  
Hmm, this one is hard.

I'd slide down it while vigorously brooming.

Nope, can't make it sound dirty.
 
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