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(Telegraph)   If your patient can't afford to pay for their dental treatment, do you c) break into their home, tie their hands behind the couch, and extract it?   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 47
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2008-09-25 10:16:56 AM  
That's the Chicago way
 
2008-09-25 10:18:10 AM  
I work in the concrete business, this makes as much sense as me coming to your house and tearing out your patio, and hauling it away if you don't pay.

/and yet, sometimes I want to
 
2008-09-25 10:18:13 AM  
They said they would pay. They turned his surgery into a house of LIES!
 
2008-09-25 10:18:30 AM  
Cosa Nostra DDSs, PA pay your bills or your teeth are no longer safe.
 
2008-09-25 10:18:50 AM  
Biatch betta have ma money
 
2008-09-25 10:19:09 AM  
Now, that's my kind of dentist!
 
2008-09-25 10:19:22 AM  
 
2008-09-25 10:19:24 AM  
"Is it safe?"
 
2008-09-25 10:19:27 AM  
"Szell!... Szell!... Szell!"
 
2008-09-25 10:19:37 AM  
nopokerface: I work in the concrete business, this makes as much sense as me coming to your house and tearing out your patio, and hauling it away if you don't pay.

Yes, but the dentist can't slap a lien on teeth.
 
2008-09-25 10:20:34 AM  
drjekel_mrhyde: Biatch betta have ma money

Bend yo ass on over and touch ya toes
Holdja bref, cuz Ima hold ma nose
 
2008-09-25 10:20:51 AM  
According to police, the dentist knocked on the door of the 35-year-old woman on Monday evening and without saying a word forced her into her living room and tied her hands.
In a scene reminiscent of the movie Marathon Man, he then forced open her mouth and removed the £320 worth of dental work which the woman's insurance company had refused to pay.
According to the victim, he never said a word.

mexfiles.files.wordpress.com
 
2008-09-25 10:21:32 AM  
ckirchen1: Yes, but the dentist can't slap a lien on teeth.

I don't know the law there, but it seems possible. Liens are pretty useless now anyway.
 
2008-09-25 10:23:56 AM  
I'm assuming she'll be paying next time...
 
2008-09-25 10:25:43 AM  
If my dentist was a really hot woman, she could tie me up and extract anything she wanted.

/giggity
 
2008-09-25 10:27:25 AM  
German Dental Extortion would be a great name for a Death Metal band.
 
2008-09-25 10:28:31 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2008-09-25 10:28:39 AM  
I always wondered if you could get your kids repossessed by not paying the hospital bill.
 
2008-09-25 10:32:18 AM  
£320 worth of dental work which the woman's insurance company had refused to pay

so she dont have a chance to pay out of pocket it dont say she refused to pay it said the woman's insurance company had refused to pay
it dont say if she ever had the chance to psy
 
2008-09-25 10:32:46 AM  
I was all ready to call shenanigans when I saw the link was from the Telegraph. Then I saw the story was from Bavaria. She's lucky the dentist didn't give her a creampie afterward.
 
2008-09-25 10:33:29 AM  
crankybass: I always wondered if you could get your kids repossessed by not paying the hospital bill.

Didn't work for my sister
 
2008-09-25 10:36:29 AM  
Peanuts_in_a_bag_WOW: "Is it safe?"

Yes, it's safe. It's very safe.
 
2008-09-25 10:37:45 AM  
Flash314: I'm assuming she'll be paying next time...

hmm, the article only says the insurance wouldn't pay
sounds like this guy just went off the deep end when the claim was denied

/remind me to pay cash up front when I get a vasectomy
 
2008-09-25 10:40:04 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org


Approves.
 
2008-09-25 10:43:06 AM  
I was going to call shenanigans when I saw the link was to a British newspaper and dentistry was mentioned in the headline. False alarm.
 
2008-09-25 10:43:49 AM  
http://www.broadcaster.com/clip/8215

Mny 'z srs bzns!
 
2008-09-25 10:44:25 AM  
Was this the dentist in question?

www.bacakomik.com

/Just read Batman: The Killing Joke
//First thing that came to mind
 
2008-09-25 10:46:06 AM  
www.movie-blast.com
Approves
 
2008-09-25 10:57:53 AM  
If your patient can't afford to pay for their dental treatment, do you c) break into their home, tie their hands behind the couch, and extract it?

Are we extracting a couch here? I'm confused....
 
2008-09-25 11:12:27 AM  
i209.photobucket.com
This one is the gouger
 
2008-09-25 11:32:03 AM  
LostInTO: Approves

came here for this

/leaving satisfied
 
2008-09-25 11:37:03 AM  
Came here for the pics of tied up women

/leaving dissatisfied
 
2008-09-25 11:50:49 AM  
I have a dentist appointment today..I am NOT getting a kick out of this thread.
 
2008-09-25 11:57:46 AM  
LostInTO: Approves

GREAT REFERENCE! I was watching Little Shop of Horrors two days ago and almost hotlinked a pic myself.

"Would you like if I took this and made straight for your goddamn incisors?"

/I'm a dentist and love that movie
 
2008-09-25 12:01:24 PM  
Sally Decker?


/not obscure
//surely
 
2008-09-25 12:26:54 PM  
Approves

www.zuti-titl.com
 
2008-09-25 12:45:37 PM  
Also approves
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2008-09-25 12:48:07 PM  
i17.photobucket.com

Sounds like something Ben Harper would do.
 
2008-09-25 12:49:59 PM  
5.media.collegehumor.com

//hotlinking is the new c
 
2008-09-25 01:16:58 PM  
zobear: Peanuts_in_a_bag_WOW: "Is it safe?"

Yes, it's safe. It's very safe.


+1 for obscurity
 
2008-09-25 02:57:59 PM  
So the couch was extracted? Why take the couch? That headline is confusing.
 
2008-09-25 03:34:01 PM  
He could have just sent Stewie.
 
2008-09-25 06:18:57 PM  
How many patients were there? Their home and all.

www.logonix.net
 
2008-09-25 06:34:25 PM  
Disgruntled Goat: So the couch was extracted? Why take the couch? That headline is confusing.

TruckSlut 2008-09-25 10:57:53 AM
If your patient can't afford to pay for their dental treatment, do you c) break into their home, tie their hands behind the couch, and extract it?

Are we extracting a couch here? I'm confused....


----
/they didn't respond to mine, why would they respond to yours?
 
2008-09-25 07:56:12 PM  
TruckSlut: Disgruntled Goat: So the couch was extracted? Why take the couch? That headline is confusing.

TruckSlut 2008-09-25 10:57:53 AM
If your patient can't afford to pay for their dental treatment, do you c) break into their home, tie their hands behind the couch, and extract it?

Are we extracting a couch here? I'm confused....

----
/they didn't respond to mine, why would they respond to yours?


Because you're a slut. People don't listen to sluts.
 
2008-09-26 01:35:16 AM  
Disgruntled Goat: TruckSlut: Disgruntled Goat: So the couch was extracted? Why take the couch? That headline is confusing.

TruckSlut 2008-09-25 10:57:53 AM
If your patient can't afford to pay for their dental treatment, do you c) break into their home, tie their hands behind the couch, and extract it?

Are we extracting a couch here? I'm confused....

----
/they didn't respond to mine, why would they respond to yours?

Because you're a slut. People don't listen to sluts.


That's not true. Everybody loves a slutty girl.

/especially a slutty girl that can work on her own truck
 
2008-09-26 06:04:28 AM  
The insurance company that refused to pay for the bridge is complaining because took back unpaid for supplies?

/yeah I know it's wrong. But so is not paying for your teeth
 
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